"THE SILVER WEDDING DATE"

 

              

                   (Thanks to Donna of for this great graphic).

 

      (They say elephants never forget and I will never forget this night out)   lol!!

 

HELLO EVERYBODY I HOPE THAT ALL OF YOU.

 

HAVE HAD A LOVELY EASTER SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO.

 

EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL OUT CAME MY PAD AND PEN.

 

I'M BACK NOW TO MY JOURNAL AND COMMENTING AGAIN.

 

MY SIMPLE RHYME TODAYS ABOUT " A  SILVER WEDDING  DATE".

 

FOR A FRIEND OF MINE THAT WE WERE ASKED TO ATTEND AND CELEBRATE.

 

A BRILLIANT TIME DID FOLLOW WITH SONGS AND YES MUCH CHAT.

 

EVERYBODY GATHERED ROUND TALKING THIS AND THAT.

 

THE DRINKS WERE FLOWING FREELY A GROUP THERE WAS ON STAGE.

 

PLAYING ALL THE OLDIES  WHICH AT THIS TIME  WERE  THE RAGE.

 

 

      

1969 WE DRESSED IN WIGS AND ROCK AND ROLL GEAR.

          

 

BUT OUR FRIEND WAS  IN HER SUNDAY BEST FOR HER 25TH YEAR.

 

SHE WANTED TO STAND OUT FROM US AND SO SHE DRESSED UP SWELL.

 

SO EVERYONE WOULD KNOW SHE WAS THE ANNIVERSARY BELLE.

 

AS TIME PASSED BY  WE ALL GOT MERRY A FEW DRINKS DOWN THE LINE.

 

NO PROBLEMS JUST A HAPPY CROWD AND ALL WAS GOING FINE.

 

OUR  FRIEND SHE DRANK UP MORE AND MORE WHILST WE HAD A JIVE OR TWO.

 

ALL HUSBANDS WIVES AUNTS AND UNCLES GOT UP TWO BY TWO.

 

              

 

THESE DRINKS HAD ALL BEEN PAID FOR  VODKA WAS HER DRINK.

 

NOT A DANCER WAS SHE SO DUTCH COURAGE SHE DID THINK.

 

THE DRINKS WOULD MAKE HER TIPSY AND THEN SHE'D HAVE A GO.

 

AT ROCK AND ROLL AND TWISTING INSTEAD OF WALTZES SLOW.

 

 

 

         

BEFORE TOO LONG YES SHE WAS UP THERE BOPPING UP AND DOWN.

 

REQUESTING ALL HER  FAVOURITE TUNES OF THE ROCK AND ROLL SOUND.

 

AFTER QUITE A TIME SHE SAID I MUST GO TO THE LOO.

 

I DON'T FEEL VERY WELL AND YOU ALL KNOW IV'E HAD A FEW.

 

WE ALL SAT THERE ENJOYING A LOVELY BUFFET SPREAD.

 

FEEDING  ALL OUR FACES WHEN SOMEONE ANXIOUS SAID.

 

I WONDER WHERE MY SISTER  IS SHE'S BEEN GONE QUITE A WHILE.

 

HER HUBBY SAID SHE'S AT THE LOO THE VODKA'S CRAMPED HER STYLE.

 

WE WAITED AND WE WAITED AND STILL THERE  WAS NO SIGN.

 

SO WORRIED  I SAID I'LL GO SEE IF EVERYTHING IS  FINE.

 

JUST THEN THE LOO DOOR OPENED AND HER SISTER  DID APPEAR.

 

SHE CAME OVER TO THE TABLE I SAID ARE YOU OK MY DEAR.

 

SHE SAT THERE GAZING UP AT US NOT ANSWERING  BACK AT ALL.

 

HER HUBBY WASN'T PLEASED HE THOUGHT THAT SHE HAD SPOILED THE BALL.

 

COME ON HE SAID WER'E GOING HOME I THINK YOUV'E HAD ENOUGH.

 

YOUR FACE IS LIKE A GHOST AND YOU ARE LOOKING PRETTY ROUGH.

 

IN SILENCE SHE IGNORED HIM AND NEVER MADE A MOVE.

 

ANOTHER  FRIEND TOOK HER HAND AND PULLED HER  UP TO GROOVE.

 

STILL SHE LOOKED SO PALE AS SHE WAS DANCING ROUND THE FLOOR.

 

HER HEAD WAS BOWED AND SHE DIDN'T LOOK SO HAPPY ANY MORE. 

 

ON RETURNING TO THE TABLE WE ASKED HER WHAT WAS WRONG.

 

SHE MUMBLED IV'E BEEN SICK AND NOW MY FALSE TEETH THEY ARE GONE.

 

                                      ROFL

 

SHE EXPLAINED SHE DIDN'T FEEL WELL AND WHEN  SHE HAD BEEN SICK . 

 

SHE FLUSHED THE TOILET GOT HER MAKEUP BAG OUT PRETTY QUICK.

 

TO PUT ON SOME MORE LIPSTICK IN THE MIRROR  AS WE  DO.

 

AND YELLED OH NO!!!  MY MOUTH HAS SUNK MY TEETH ARE DOWN THE LOO.

 

 

                                       

SHE'D  LOOKED BACK DOWN THE TOILET  BUT HER TEETH HAD DISAPEARED.

 

AFRAID TO COME BACK OUT AND WHAT WE'D SEE  IS WHAT SHE FEARED.

 

WELL WE WERE IN HYSTERICS HER HUBBY SAID I KNEW.

 

I CANNOT EVEN TAKE HER TO OUR OWN CELEBRATION DO.

 

WE WERE  ROCKING AND A ROLLING BUT WITH LAUGHTER NOT WITH DANCE.

 

 

 

 

EVERYONE  IN HYSTERICS BUT HER HUBBY WAS IN A TRANCE.

 

YOUR GOING HOME RIGHT NOW HE CRIED AND GRABBED HER ARM AND SAID.

 

I'M  NOT SITTING HERE WITH GUMMY FACE I WOULDN'T BE SEEN DEAD.

 

WE JUST COULD NOT CONTROL OURSELVES  BUT HE WAS TERRIBLY MAD.

 

OUR FREIND SAT THERE NO TEETH IN AND LOOKING VERY SAD.

 

I CARN'T SIT HERE OR DANCE WITH YOU  WITH NO TEETH IN AT ALL.

 

WHEN WE CAME OUT YOU LOOKED  LIKE CINDERELLA OF THE BALL.

 

BUT CINDERELLA LOST HER SLIPPER NOT HER FLIPPING TEETH.

 

HE YELLED AT HER COME ON NOW UGLY SISTER I AM PEAVED .

 

YOU'RE DENTURES ARE NOW SAILING DOWN TO THE LOCAL SEWER.

 

AND PRINCE CHARMING HERE IS LIVID THATS FOR BLOOMING SURE.

 

NEXT DAY SHE FOUND AN OLD SET AND I'M HAPPY  TO TELL YOU.

 

SHE HASN'T LOST HER TEETH SINCE  SHE USES SOME STRONG GLUE.

 

SO WHENEVER SHE GOES CELEBRATING OUT  FOR A GOOD TIME.

 

SHE NEVER ENDS UP GUMMY LIKE IN  " MYSIMPLE RHYME"      

 

 

HE- HE- WHAT A NIGHT!!!  THAT WAS LOL!!!!

 

HOW COULD I EVER FORGET.

 

 

    (Thankyou Missie For My Lovely Siggy)

"IN YOUR EASTER BONNET"

    

  (Thankyou So Much To Chris Of Cabs Creations For This Beautiful Garphic).

                        " IN YOUR EASTER BONNET "

                              

 "IN YOUR EASTER BONNET WITH ALL THE FRILLS UPON IT".

 

"YOU'LL BE THE GRANDEST  LADY  IN THE EASTER PARADE".

 

 

                           

          

 

ANOTHER TALE TO TELL YOU  ABOUT  PAST EASTER TIMES.

 

SO I THOUGHT I'D TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THEM IN THIS WEEK/ENDS RHYME. 

 

I KNOW IT'S NOT QUITE EASTER  YET BUT THIS COMING WEEK I'M BUSY.

 

IV'E LOTS TO DO BEFORE NEXT WEEK SO  I'LL BE IN A TIZZY. 

 

IT'S ALL ABOUT OUR  EASTER BONNETS WAY BACK THEN WHICH WE.

 

LOVED TO MAKE OURSELVES BY HAND  MY NEIGHBOURS FRIENDS  AND ME.

 

WHEN EASTER SUNDAY CAME AROUND WE ALL MARCHED  OFF TO  GO.

 

TO OUR LOCAL VILLAGE GREEN OUR BONNETS THERE TO  SHOW.

 

THESE  BEAUTIFUL EASTER BONNETS THEY LOOKED LOVELY WE FELT PROUD.

 

THAT WE HAD PACIENTLY DECORATED FOR THE WAITING CROWD.

 

BONNETS ADORNED IN FLOWERS  AND BONNETS WITH CHICKS ON TOP.

 

BONNETS  WITH TINY EASTER EGGS ON AND RABBITS WITH EARS THAT FLOP.

 

BONNETS TOPPED UP WITH FRESH FRESHIA OH!  WHAT  A BEAUTIFUL SCENT.

 

AND ALL THESE PRETTY BONNETS MADE FROM MANY AN OLD HAT SPENT.

 

OUR CHILDREN WITH US HAND IN HAND WITH THERE EASTER BONNETS ON TOO.

                        

  

US MUMS HAD MADE THEM ALL ONE EACH TRIMMED UP IN PINK  AND BLUE.

 

ALL THE CHILDREN WOULD GET A PRIZE AFTER THEY SHOWED THEM OFF.

 

USUALY A GIANT  BIG EASTER EGG TWO MINUTES AND THEY WERE SCOFFED. (HA)

 

THE WINNER OF THE MUMS PRIZE RECEIVED CASH TO USE AS SHE WISHED.

 

RAISED FROM COLLECTIONS AROUND THE VILLAGE EVERYONE GAVE TO THIS.

 

WE MUMS WOULD LINE UP IN A  ROW THEN WE WOULD FORM  A RING.

 

FACING THE  REGULARS SAT IN THE SUNSHINE AND ALL OF THEM WOULD  SING.

 

"IN YOUR EASTER BONNET WITH ALL THE FRILLS UPON IT".

 

"YOU'LL BE THE GRANDEST  LADY IN THE EASTER PARADE".

 

                     

 

WE WOULD HAVE AN INDEPENDANT JUDGE TO COME ALONG AND CHOOSE.

 

THE ONE THEY THOUGHT DESERVED FIRST PRIZE AN EDITOR FROM THE NEWS.

 

THE MONEY THEN ALL COLLECTED THE WINNER  ANNOUNCED TO THE CROWD.

 

SHE ALWAYS GAVE HER PRIZE AWAY TO OUR CHARITY OF WHICH WE WERE PROUD.

 

OUR CHARITY WAS FOR THE BLIND DOGS WE GAVE TO THIS CHARITY FOR YEARS.

 

THEN WE HAD A PRESENTATION EVENING WITH APPLAUSE AND LOTS OF  CHEERS.

 

THE TREASURER OF THE LOCAL BLIND  WOULD BRING THE GUIDE DOG ALONG.

 

INTRODUCING US ALL TO THE GUIDE DOG  FOR  A FUSS TO BE MADE UPON.

                                              

THE WINNER PRESENTED THE CHEQUE TO THE TREASURER ON BEHALF OF US ALL. 

 

WHAT A WONDERFUL GIFT  AND SIMPLY  RAISED FROM BONNETS MADE LARGE AND  SMALL. 

 

IT'S A LITTLE LATE NOW MY MY J/LAND FRIENDS BUT IF J/LANDS AROUND NEXT YEAR. 

 

WE COULD ALL  MAKE A BONNET TO SHOW  OFF TO OUR J/LAND FRIENDS ON HERE.

 

GET OUT OUR DIDGY CAMERAS AND TAKE A NICE CLEAR SHOT.

 

AS JUST A SINGULAR PICTURE OR PLACE IT ON YOUR TOP KNOT. (HA)

 

I'M SURE ALL OTHER J/LANDERS WOULD LOVE TO SEE THEM ALL.

 

BE IT ONE YOU HAVE MADE FOR YOURSELF OR FOR DAUGHTER OR GRANDCHILD SMALL.

 

ALL EASTER BONNETS WE'D VIEW IN POSTS AND OVER THE POND SO FAR.

 

WE COULD THEN  REDUCE THE PICTURE IN SIZE AND PLACE IT IN OUR SIDEBAR.

 

OUR SIDEBARS WOULD LOOK REALY PRETTY WITH OUR BONNETS PLACED INSIDE.

 

AND OH SO EASY TO SHOW THEM OFF WHAT WE HAD MADE WITH PRIDE.

 

WELL IF KNOWONE BY THAT TIME IS INTERESTED THEN I AM FOR ONE GOING TO DO.

 

AN EASTER BONNET NEXT YEAR OF MY OWN TO SHOW  OFF TO ALL OF YOU. (HA)

 

I LIKE TO CELEBRATE EASTER AND ALL THAT IT MEANS BESIDES THIS.

 

THE LAST FEW YEARS " OUR EASTER PARADE"  I MUST ADMIT I HAVE MISSED.

 

AND IV'E ALSO MISSED HEARING THE FAMOUS SONG SUNG LOUDLY AS WE WALKED ROUND.

 

ALL THE VILLAGE PEOPLE SINGING OH WHAT A LOVELY SOUND.

 

"IN YOUR EASTER BONNET WITH ALL THE FRILLS  UPON IT".

 

"YOU'LL BE THE GRANDEST LADY IN THE EASTER PARADE".

                   

 

HOW  I LOVED OUR  " EASTER BONNET PARADE"  WE ALL HAD  A REALY GOOD TIME.

 

SO I HOPE YOUV'E ENJOYED MY EASTER MEMORY HERE IN "MY SIMPLE RHYME.

 

                

       I HOPE YOU ALL GET A NICE BIG CHOCOLATE CHUCKY EGG.

 

                            ME WANTS ONE ANYWAY HE-HE

 

                "MAY I WISH YOU ALL A VERY BLESSED EASTER"

 

                                       "HAVE A LOVELY BREAK "

                        

                                           GOD BLESS YOU ALL

 

                                                        FROM

 

 

                                                                    

"MOTHERHOOD"

              (Thanx to Donna of D's designs for this perfect Graphic)

TAGGED THIS MORNING BY MARIE SHE'S PUT ME TO THE TEST.

 

SINCE THE GOOD LORD HE DID SEND ME FOUR OF THE VERY BEST.

 

"MOTHERHOOD" THE SUBJECT SO HERE ARE MY FEW LINES.

 

ON THE MEMORIES OF MY MOTHERHOOD IN THEM  BY GONE TIMES.

 

YES WE HAD OUR UPS AND DOWNS AND TWAS OFTEN VERY  HARD WORK.

 

I NEVER HAD THE TIME TO BLINK AND NEVER DID I SHIRK.

 

LEFT ALONE AT ONE POINT WITH THREE OF THEM ONE TIME.

 

I MANAGED AS WE HAVE TO I GOT ALONG JUST FINE.

 

UP AT FIVE EACH MORNING THERE SCHOOL CLOTHES TO GET OUT.

 

THEN THERE BREAKFASTS ON THE TABLE ALL OF THEM I'D SHOUT.

 

RUNNING HAND IN HAND I'D GO FROM ONE SCHOOL TO THE NEXT.

 

THE BOYS AT T/TIME ALL SLUDGED UP I COULD HAVE RUNG THERE NECKS. (HA)

 

BUT REALY I JUST DIDN'T MIND AS BOYS THEY WILL BE BOYS.

 

ANYWAY I ALWAYS LOVED TRAINS AND CARS BOYS TOYS.

 

MY DAUGHTER SHE WAS TINY LIKE A DOLLY VERY SMALL.

 

AND SHE NEVER GRUMBLED ANYTIME NOT  HAVING A SIS AT ALL.

 

THEY USED TO TELL ME MUM YOUR WRONG MANY TIMES BUT I.

 

WOULD WATCH THEM CLOSELY ALL THE TIME WITH MY BEADY EYE. (HA).

 

ONLY FOR ONE REASON I LOVED THEM ALL AND MORE.

 

AND NO RESPECT AND MANNERS I SIMLPY DO DEPLORE.

 

SO I WOULD TEACH THEM WHAT WAS WRONG AND WHAT WAS RIGHT EACH DAY.

 

HOPING THAT THEY LISTENED AND AT NIGHT I ALWAYS PRAYED.

 

DEAR GOD PLEASE KEEP MY CHILDREN SAFE AND HELP THEM ALL BE GOOD.

 

I SUPPOSE BECAUSE I WAS QUITE STRICT AND REALY THOUGHT THEY SHOULD.

 

WHEN TINY THEY JUST BROKE MY ARMS AND IN BETWEEN MY  HEART.

 

FORGIVING THEM AS I REALISED THIS NOW IS ALL A PART.

 

OF MOTHERHOOD AND LOVING RAISING KIDS  I LOVED IT SO.

 

WHEN ALL OF THEM AT ONE TIME THEY WANTED OUT TO GO.

 

TRY AND LIVE THERE OWN LIVES WHEN THEY WERN'T OLD ENOUGH.

 

YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY THIS AND SOMETIMES IT WAS TOUGH.

 

STILL IF THEY INGNORED ME AND LEFT  THEY WERE SOON BACK.

 

AS WHEREVER THEY DID SETTLE TOLD ME SOMETHING IT DID LACK.

 

YES I THINK YOUVE PROBABLY GUESSED WHY AS MOTHER WASN'T THERE.

 

SAT GIVING ALL HER LOVE TO THEM  AND RULES IN HER ARMCHAIR.

 

IV'E CLEANED UP MANY A MESS I'LL SAY WHEN THEY HAVE DONE THERE STUFF.

 

WHEN THEY WOULD GET IN CUBOARDS IF I WAS RESTING FEELING ROUGH .(HA)

 

TINY MINDS INVESTIGATING TRYING THINGS THEMSELVES .

 

REACHING UP FOR SWEETIES HIDDEN ON THE VERY TOP SHELVES.

 

OH YES THEY TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME WHEN I HAD MY NAP.

 

BUT THEN I 'M NOT AFRAID TO SAY THERE LEGS I USED TO RAP.

 

ALWAYS ASK I USED TO SAY DO NOT TAKE WITHOUT.

 

BUT I BELIEVE IT DID NO HARM TO GIVE YOUR KIDS A CLOUT (HA).

 

IF YOUR A MUM AND BRINGING UP YOUR CHILDREN AT THIS TIME.

 

PLEASE TRY ENJOY YOUR MOTHERHOOD LIKE I DID IN  "MY  RHYME".

 

BEFORE I END MY RHYME I'LL SAY WHEN BABIES THEY WERE GOOD.

 

NEVER A NIGHTS DISTURBED SLEEP THEY SLEPT LIKE LOGS OF WOOD.

 

I MISS THEM NOW NOT BEING AROUND IT ISN'T QUITE THE SAME .

 

AND I'D DO IT ALL AGAIN RIGHT FROM THE MINUTE I BECAME.

 

A MOTHER IN THE SIXTIES AND I THANK GOD WAY UP HIGH.

 

FOR GIVING ME FOUR CHILDREN WHO MADE ME LAUGH AND CRY.

 

DON'T GET UPSET IF YOU THINK YOUR FAMILY'S NOT THE PERFECT ONE.

 

THERE ISN'T SUCH A PERFECT FAMILY  NOR THE PERFECT MOM.

 

I CANNOT WRITE DOWN EVERYTHING OR MY POST WOULD NEVER END .

 

BUT MY FOUR KIDS THEY ARE MY LIFE AND I AM THERE BEST FRIEND.

 

SO HERE ARE FOUR SMALL PICTURES OF WHEN THEY WERE ALL YOUNG.

 

NOW MY RHYME IS FINISHED I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE FUN.

 

THEY'RE GROWN UP NOW I'M PROUD OF THEM AND EVEN THROUGH THE RIFTS.

 

IN MY SIDE BAR AND BELOW FOUR OF  MY GREATEST GIFTS.

 

SO IF YOU HAVE A FAMILY ENJOY THEM NOWS THE TIME .

 

EXACTLY THE WAY I HAVE DONE  IN "MY SIMPLE RHYME"

 

(I HAVE TAKEN THE PICTURES OUT FOR SECURITY REASONS.)

 

 

  "US MUMS"

 

 

    

               (Thanx to Missis For this perfect graphic too)

 

KATH Astoriasand.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"IT SERVED US JUST FINE"

         

                (Thankyou Donna for this lovely graphic it realy cheers me!!)

SHE PICKS UP A TROLLEY AND GIVES IT A PUSH.

JUST STROLLS ALONG NOT IN ANY RUSH.

IN GOES THE DAZ AND A LARGE BOX OF SURF.

SHE DOESN'T SEEM BOTHERED HOW MUCH IT IS WORTH.

DOWN THE NEXT ROW  NOW SHE'S NOT IN NO HURRY.

PICKS UP INGREDIANTS TO MAKE A NICE CURRY.

THE TOILETRY COUNTER IS JUST OVER THERE .

 

SHE SLOWLY WALKS OVER TAKES A RINSE FOR HER HAIR

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SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER AND MAYBE SOME SPRAY.

 

THEN OUT OF DATE TABLE FOR BARGAIN OF DAY.

 

ON TO THE FISH NOW TO GET SOME NICE TROUT.

 

HER CHILD PICKS UP SWEETIES SHE GIVES HIM A CLOUT.

 

ROUND TO THE NEXT ROW TO GET SOME CORNFLAKES.

 

DOWN TO THE BAKING TO PICK UP SOME CAKES.

 

THE WINE STORES QUITE TEMPTING SHE PUTS IN SOME SHERRY.

 

HER THOUGHTS ARE THEY TRIFLES OR MAYBE GET MERRY.

 

BRAZILS AND SOME WALNUTS SHE MUSTN'T FORGET.

 

GELLATINE FOR FLANS TO MAKE SURE THEY SET.

 

CURRANTS AND RAISINS AND CHERRIES AND DATES.

 

TEABAGS AND SUGAR AND SOME COFFEE MATE.

 

DOESN'T FORGET BUBBLE BATH FACECLOTH AND SPONGE.

 

JIF AND SOME BLEACH TO CLEAN ALL THE GUNGE.

 

HER BASKET GETS HIGHER RIGHT TO THE TOP.

 

OH SHE'S REMEMBERED SHE NEEDS A NEW MOP.

 

THEN MOVES TO THE MEAT COUNTER HALF OF NICE HAM.

 

ON TO THE HARDWARE A NEW FRYING PAN.

 

OH THOSE LOOK QUITE NICE I THINK I'LL GET ONE

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A BIG FRESH CREAM CAKE WHEN WILL SHE BE DONE.

 

INTO NONE FOODS SHE DECIDES SHE WILL BUY.

 

HERSELF A NEW SKIRT SO SHE NIPS IN TO TRY.

 

YES IT FITS PERFECT SO INTO THE CART.

 

GOES THE NEW SKIRT WHICH SHE THINKS WILL LOOK SMART.

 

I BEST GO NOW GET ALL MY TINS FOR THE WEEK.

 

BEANS AND SOME EGGS  WITH CHIPS THE KIDS TREAT.

 

PEAS AND ALL SORTS OF DIFFERANT SOUPS.

 

SLIMMING ONES VEG AND SPAGETTI HOOPS.

 

ROUND TO THE MUSIC I THINK I WILL CHOOSE.

 

A NEW CD TO SHAKE OFF MY  BLUES.

 

HER FRIEND FOLLOWS ON  AND THE TROLLEY OVERFLOWS.

 

BY NOW SHE IS WONDERING HOW MUCH SHE  OWES.

 

SHE GETS TO THE CHECKOUT AND THEN STARTS TO PACK.

 

THE LADY ASKS DO YOU WANT ANY CASH BACK.

 

OH YES PLEASE SHE SAYS I'LL HAVE FIFTY POUND.

 

SHE SAYS TO HER FRIEND WHEN SHE TURNS AROUND .

 

I DARN'T TELL MY HUBBY OR I'LL HAVE HIM TO FAN.

 

I'M APPLYING FOR ANOTHER LOAN THIS WEEK IF I CAN.

 

OH! WHY DON'T THEY CLOSE ALL THESE LARGE SUPERSTORES.

 

AND BRING BACK THE SMALL CORNER SHOP PLEASE ONCE MORE.

 

THESE STORES ARE JUST MAKING HER POORER EACH DAY.

 

BRING BACK THE PLEASANT AND SMALL DOWN OUR WAY.

 

I'M SURE IF THEY DID LOTS WOULD BE BETTER OFF.

 

NOT TRYING ALL THE NEW GOODS TO EAT AND TO SCOFF.

 

TO DO SOME HOME BAKING AND STICK WITH A PRICE.

 

THESE LARGE STORES JUST TEMPT SOME  IT'S NOT VERY NICE.

 

NO WONDER SO MANY ARE PILED UP WITH DEPT.

 

WHEN LOANS AND OVERDRAFTS ARE SO EASY TO GET.

 

THEY WANT TO STOP THESE TOO AND GIVE THEM A CHANCE.

 

TOGET THEMSELVES SORTED WITH SOME SORT OF PLAN.

 

SO SHE DIDN'T  GO MAD IN THE LARGE SUPERSTORE.

 

WHEN SHE GOT HOME SHE WOULD'NT WORRY ANY MORE.

 

I KNOW THAT IT ISN'T ANY BUSINESS OF MINE.

 

BUT I'M SURE THE CORNER SHOP "IT SERVED US JUST FINE".

 

WE DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY AND WE MANAGED JUST SAME.

 

AND NOT GOING HOME FEELING ALL OF THAT PAIN.

 

OF ALL WHAT IS OWED TO OTHERS AS SUCH.

 

EVEN IF WE DIDN'T HAVE VERY MUCH.

 

I HOPE A FEW YOUNG OF TODAYS DAY AND AGE.

 

WILL REALISE THAT SUPERSTORES WERE NOT ALL THE RAGE.

 

AND  NEXT TIME OUT SHOPPING CUT DOWN THEY'D  BE FINE.

 

AND THEY'D  BE MUCH RICHER NEXT YEAR AT THIS TIME.

 

NOT MAKING MORE PROFIT FOR THE LARGE SUPERSTORE.

 

AND NOT FILLING FORMS IN FOR LOANS AND WANT MORE.

 

DON'T SPEND AS MUCH AND TRY AND MAKE DO.

 

I'M SURE LIFE WILL BE MUCH PLEASANTER FOR YOU

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IF YOUR FRIENDS DON'T LIKE YOU FOR WHAT YOU HAVE GOT.

 

THEN TO ME THERE NOT FRIENDS AND NOT WORTH A LOT.

 

I HOPE MY ADVISE HELPS SOMEONE IN TIME.

 

WHAT I HAVE JUST MENTIONED IN MY SIMPLE RHYME.

 

 

                                                KATH Astoriasand

 

 

                                  

 

                     

 

"THIS OFFER IS NOW CLOSED"

 

                      

             

 

I CALLED INTO SUGARS JOURNAL A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO.

THERE I SAW A CARTOON OF HER FACE AND HOW I LOVED IT SO.

SUGAR HAD POINTED DIRECTIONS TO A GUY WITH TALENT GALORE.

SO I CALLED ROUND TO SEE HIS JOURNAL WHEN I LOOKED I HAD TO SEE MORE.

HE INVITED ANYONE INTERESTED TO SEND HIM A PICTURE OR TWO.

WELL I THOUGHT THIS IS FANTASTIC IV'E GOT ONE I'D LIKE HIM TO DO.

I SENT HIM MY PICTURE AND WAITED HE ANSWERED ME PROMPTLY AND KIND.

HE WAS VERY BUSY HAD LOTS TO DO SAID A WEEK I REPLIED I DON'T MIND.

THEN HE STARTED TO POST OUT SOME DIFFERANT CARTOONS BUT I STILL CONTINUED TO LOOK.

THESE WERE OF SKETCHES OF PAST THINGS HE'D DONE  FROM SOME OF HIS OLD SCHOOL BOOKS.

HE STILL HAD A FEW MORE PICTURES TO SKETCH OF J/LAND FRIENDS ON HIS LIST.

AND TOLD US ALL NOT TO WORRY THESE LAST FEW HE HADN'T MISSED.

EACH MORNING HIS CARTOONS CHEERED ME AND STARTED MY DAY WITH A SMILE..

DISSAPOINTMENT THEN CAME  WHEN HE ANNOUCED HE WAS TAKING A REST FOR A WHILE.

I THEN RECIEVED AN E, MAIL SAYING  MY PICTURE WOULD BE THE LAST ONE.

AS HE THOUGHT IT WAS VERY FITTING I COULDN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT HE'D DONE.

HE NEEDED TO END THIS PROJECT BUT WOULD BE BACK IN ABOUT SIX MONTHS.

DOING SOME MORE CARTOONS HE HOPED YES  MORE OF THE J/LAND BUNCH (HA)

I'VE HAD ALSORTS OF VISIONS OF MINE AND WELL NOW FINALLY IT'S HERE.

I'M DELIGHTED WITH THE FINISHED RESULT I CRACKED UP WHEN  IT APPEARED. (HA).

IV'E PLACED THE CARTOON INSIDE THIS POST AS HIS WORK I WOULD LIKE YOU TO SEE.

FOR THOSE WHO KNOW ME AND READ MY BLOG CAN YOU SEE THE LIKENESS OF ME.

IF NOT AND YOU GLANCE AT MY SIDE BAR YOU WILL SEE THE ORIGINAL SNAP.

FRIENDS HAD DARED ME TO DRINK THIS GIN ON MY  SPECIAL DAY FOR THE LAUGH.

ON THE END OF THE BOTTLE A BABY'S TEET ONLY TONIC INSIDE WAS THE TASTE.

WHEN I DRANK IT ALL DOWN FRIENDS WERE ALL AMAZED NOT A DROP OF IT DID I WASTE. (HA)

THEY ALL THOUGHT THE BOTTLE WAS FULL OF GIN AS THE PERSON WHO SET UP THE JOKE.

HAD TOLD ME EARLIER IT'S ONLY TONIC SO I KNEW THEN I WOULDN'T CHOKE (HA)

WELL THANKYOU RUSS  FOR MY CARTOON WELL DONE I'M SAD YOUV'E CALLED TIME.

AND HERE BELOW MY J/LAND FRIENDS  THE CARTOON IN "MY SIMPLE RHYME".

 

 

                                           HE-HE-HE

                                 KATH.

                                   

                       

 

           

                                           

                                                                                                 

                                                     

                    

                                                

"I HOPE I HAVE MADE A POINT"

 

                PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!

 

                                  

I TOOK A STROLL ON THE BEACH TODAY AND I GOT A NASTY SUPRIZE.

I COULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT RUBBISH THERE WAS BEFORE MY VERY EYES.

DOGGY BAGS LEFT THROWN THERE AND LOTS OF  MESS NEVER CLEANED UP.

AFTER THERE DOG HAD USED OUR BEACH OR MAYBE SOMEONES PUP.

PARTS OF THE BEACH ARE RESTRICTED FOR DOGS TO PLAY AND TO SWIM.

BUT THESE MINDLESS PEOPLE WHO COME AND GO DON'T SEEM TO READ A THING..

DO THEY NOT REALISE CHILDREN COME TOO AND HAVE TO DIG AMONGST THIS.

IT DOESN'T TAKE MUCH TO SCOOP IT UP AND NOTHING THEN WOULD BE AMISS.

I WAS FEELING VERY ANGRY AND I'M TO WRITE TO THE LOCAL PRESS.

ABOUT ALL THIS FOULING ON THE BEACH IT IS SUCH A  MESS.

THERE ARE SOME REALY NICE VISITORS WHO COME HERE AND ABIDE BY ALL THE RULES.

BUT YOU ALWAYS GET A FEW OTHERS WHO ARE IRRISPONSIBLE FOOLS.

IT'S THE SAME IN OUR TOWNS AND CITY'S WHY DON'T THEY USE ALL THE BINS.

POP CARTONS TAKE AWAY DISHES FOOD JUST THROWN WHAT A SIN.

SCATTERERED ABOUT ON THE FLOOR ALL AROUND AND THEY DON'T SEEM TO CARE AT ALL.

AND OFTEN IV'EWATCHED THROUGH MY WINDOW AND IT'S NOT ALWAYS THOSE WHO ARE SMALL.

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM IN YOUR TOWN WITH THIS RUBBISH ALL THROWN IN THE STREET.

I WISH THEY WOULD TAKE IT HOME WITH THEM AND LEAVE OUR TOWNS NICE AND NEAT.

DON'T YOU MAKE ANY WONDER OUR COUNCIL TAX RISES EACH YEAR.

IT'S ALL THINGS LIKE THIS THAT WE PAY FOR AND THE MORE THERE IS I FEAR.

OUR BILL WILL  GET HIGHER AND HIGHER AS MORE STAFF TO BE EMPLOYED.

SO I WISH THEY WOULD HAVE MORE RESPECT FOR OUR TOWNS AND I WOULDN'T GET SO ANNOYED.

WHATS NICER THAN STROLLING ON THE BEACH ON A NICE WARM SUMMERS DAY,

WATCHING THE CHILDREN DIGGING AND SWIMMING AS WE GO ON OUR WAY.

OR FOR A WALK IN THE PARK JUST THE SAME BE WITH CHILDREN OR WITH A DOG.

NOT HAVING TO STEP HERE AND THERE MISSING MESS HOPPING AROUND  LIKE A FROG.

IT'S VERY UNPLEASANT AND DIRTY WITH THE RUBBISH THEY SCATTER AROUND.

LYING ON BEACH AND PAVEMENTS JUST THROWN DOWN ON THE GROUND.

MY HEART ACHES WHEN I SEE ALL OF THIS AND I FEEL SO ANGRY AND SAD.

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU SEE THEM MY BLOOD BOILS I GET VERY MAD.

THE COUNCIL ARE HERE EACH MORNING CLEARING  IT ALL AWAY.

THEN IT'S JUST THE SAME WHEN VISITORS HAVE BEEN BY THE END OF THE DAY.

THIS LITTER PROBLEM GETS WORSE I THINK AND I'M SURE NOT ENOUGH IS DONE.

I FEEL LIKE SAYING TO SOME OF THEM STAY AT HOME DON'T BOTHER TO COME.

AS WE CAN DO WITHOUT YOUR TYPE AND WE LIKE OUR TOWN SPOTLESS YOU SEE.

I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME WRITING THIS AS I THINK YOU WILL PROBABLY AGREE.

IF YOU DO HAVE A DOG SCOOP IT UP PLEASE WHEN YOU TAKE HIM OUT FOR A RUN.

THEN OUR TOWNS AND PARKS AND  BEACHES WILL THEN BE CLEAN TO HAVE  FUN.

SO I'LL LEAVE YOU NOW WITH MY THOUGHTS ON THIS UNTIL I WRITE NEXT TIME.

I HOPE  I HAVE MADE A POINT TONIGHT HERE IN "MY SIMPLE RHYME".

                                            ASTORIASAND

       

                             Thankyou to Emmi For this wonderful graphic

"THE OFFICIAL DAY OF SPRING"

 

TODAY MY POSTINGS ALL ABOUT THE OFFICIAL FIRST DAY OF SPRING.

APPARENTLY SOMEONE IS ALWAYS TRYING TO ALTER EVERYTHING.

THE GOVENMENT WANT IT NOW TO BE ON THE VERY FIRST DAY OF MARCH.

THE MET OFFICE THEY ARE ARGUEING AND ARE SAYING THATS IT'S A FARCE.

THEY SAY THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING STARTS ON THE EVE OF THE 20TH NIGHT.

WELL I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT IT TO BE THE 21ST AM I RIGHT.?

I DON'T KNOW AS I WRITE THIS RHYME JUST WHAT THE WEATHER WILL BE .

BUT IT'S  BEEN A VERY  BITTER COLD WEEK AND CERTAINLY FROZEN ME. 

IV'E RIGGED OUT IN LOTS OF WOOLEYS AND I DIDN'T LOOK  VERY NICE. (HA).

I CANNOT KEEP WARM AT ALL I'M AFRAID  AND MY FEET ARE LIKE BLOCKS OF ICE.

SO I GOT OUT MY PARTNERS RUGBY SOCKS AND I PULLED THEM UP TO MY KNEES.

HOPING THEN MY LEGS WOULD BE WARM AS THEY GO ON STRIKE WHEN THEY FREEZE.(HA)

I PUT LEGGINGS ON  UNDER MY TROUSERS AND LOTS MORE LAYERS  TOO.

MR MICHELIN DIDN'T HAVE A LOOK IN NO I'M NOT KIDDING YOU.

AND  BEING ALONE TWAS IMPOSSIBLE I'D HAVE LIKED TO SHOW YOU MY PIC. (HA)

BUT THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING SHOULD BE WARMER DOESN'T IT MAKE YA SICK.

THEY'LL BE OTHERS  LAID OUT ON LOUNGERS IN SOME COUNTRIES ABROAD.

AND ME STUCK HERE TOGGED UP LIKE THIS FEELING AS STIFF AS A BOARD.

IV'E KEPT VERY BUSY AS ALWAYS ON THE GO MOST OF THE DAY LONG.

HUMMING TUNES AS I DID MY WORK  AND EVEN SINGING A SONG.

TO TRY AND CHEER MYSELF UP A BIT  AS I'M  MISERABLE WHEN  I'M COLD.

MY CENTRAL HEATING IS ON FULL BLAST MY BILL A FORTUNE I'M TOLD.

SO I THOUGHT AFTER LUNCH TO HAVE A ROMP WITH THE DUVET WOULD DO NO HARM.

I HAD A NAP AND CURLED  UP IN MY BED IT'S THE ONLY PLACE I FELT  WARM (HA)

AND OH I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY MISTERY DRIVE . 

WHEN WE WENT OUT ON "MOTHERS DAY"  IT STARTED OFF SUNNY OUTSIDE.

BUT THE WIND THEN HOWLED AND THE SLEET DID FALL AND THE RAIN LASHED DOWN AS WELL.

SO I'M NOT GOING TO BOTHER WITH ALL OF THE PICS THEN NO PROBS WITH AOL

I'LL SHOW YOU SOME PICTURES ANOTHER  DAY IF EVER SPRING DOES COMES ROUND .

OF THE LOVELY PLACES WE WENT TO AND THE LOVELY VILLAGES WE FOUND.

A LOVELY INN WE HAD LUNCH AT THOUGH AND IT WAS REALY A FABULOUS  MEAL.

I HAD NEVER BEEN THERE BEFOREHAND AND IT CERTAINLY DID APPEAL.

SO HERES AN ODD PICTURE UP ABOVE FOR TO SEE TILL WE VISIT NEXT  TIME.

AND I'LL SHOW YOU MORE PICTURES OF "MOTHERS DAY"  IN ANOTHER OF" MY SIMPLE RHYMES"

 

                                             ROLL ON SPRING!!!!!

                          

                  

                    (Thanx to Missie for this very appropriate graphic.)

 

       KEEP WARM WRAP UP J/LAND FRIENDS BRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!