HARRY HE WAS EIGHTY AND MABEL EIGHTY FOUR.
THEY'D HAD A REALY HECTIC LIFE BUT STILL THEY WANTED MORE.
HARRY WAS READING THE PAPER WITH SPYGLASS HE DID SPOT.
A COMPETION FOR DANCEING AT THE LOCAL HOP.
SHOUTS MABEL DO YOU FANCY A DANCE AND A BOP OR TWO DEAR.
MABELS DEAF BUT SHE ANSWERED YES, COS SHE HEARD HIM LOUD AND CLEAR.
WITH NO HESITATION MABEL THROWS WELL AWAY HER ZIMMER.
AND PUTS ON HER LACE CORSET TRYS MAKING HERSELF LOOK SLIMMER
HARRY AL HAVE TA SOAK MI TEETH IN THIS THICK STRONG BLEACH.
WHILE YOU TRY YA BRACES ON TO SEE IF THEY STILL REACH.
I THINK I'LL GO IN MI LEATHERS MABEL SAID TO HIM.
HARRY GOT EXCITED WHEN SHE PASSED HIM WITH A GRIN.
HEY! THATS SOUNDS GOOD TO ME LASS GER UM ALL ON QUICK.
WE'LL GET DOWN THERE AND SHOW UM ALL YA STILL A GROOVY- CHICK.
HARRY GETS OUT HIS DRAINPIPES FROM 1962.
ALONG WITH HIS THICK CREPE SOLED SHOES IN A SHADE OF BLUE.
WAISTCOAT AND BOOTLACE TIE OUT AND MABEL GOES ALL A FLUTTER
EEE! YA LOOKING GRAND LAD AND THEN SHE STARTS TO STUTTER.
DRESSED UP TO THE KNOCKERS NOW IN 6O'S GEAR JOB LOT.
BOTH OF UM LINKED UP ARM IN ARM DOWN THE ROAD DID TROT.
HALF WAY THERE POOR MABEL,SLIPPED AND FELL OFF THE KERB.
INTO THE GUTTER SHE TUMBLES WHENVOICES THEY ARE HEARD.
A GROUP OF YOUNG LADS PASS BY UM LAUGHING AND LOOKING DOWN.
AT HARRY AND MABEL LAID OUT FLAT DOWN UPON THE GROUND.
ONES SHOUTS OUT LOOK HERE MATES "THE OLDEST SWINGERS IN TOWN"
HARRY LOOKS UP AT ALL OF THEM ON HIS FACE A FROWN.
HE SHOUTS OUT BE OFF WITH YOU YA CHEAKY SO AND SO'S
WHILE MABELS LAID OUT SPARKO HOLDING HER BLEEDING NOSE.
HARRY HEARS A SPLASHING SOUND AND THINKS IT'S TRYING TO RAIN.
WHEN MABEL STIRS AND MOANS AND GROANS MI TEETHS GONE DOWN THE DRAIN.
HARRY'S NOW LOST HIS GLASS EYE SO HE CARN'T SEE A THING.
WHEN MABEL GETS QUITE FRISKY AND GIVES HIS BRACES A PING.
SHE GRABS HIS HAND IN EARNEST AND PULLS HIM RIGHT UP CLOSE .
WE CARN'T GO BOPPING LIKE THIS NOW SHE SAYS I DON'T SUPPOSE.
OH! BLOW THE FLIPPING HOP HE SAYS LETS GO HOME TO BED.
AT EIGHTY FOUR SHE SAYS OH! YES! SOUNDS GOOD TO ME SHE SAID.
OUT OF ONE EYE HE SEE'S LEATHERS ON HIS KINKY WIFE.
AND YELLS! COME ON YA -GROOVY -CHICK,WE'LL HAVE THE TIME OF OUR LIFE. HAAAAAA!!!!
LOL!!
