Thursday, 12 June 2008

"GONE AGAINST DOCTORS ORDERS"

 
       
           
                                  
 IV'E GONE AGAINST DOCTORS ORDERS DOING THIS POST TODAY.
 
DON'T GO ON THE COMPUTER WAS ONE THING HE HAD TO SAY.
 
YOU SEE I HAVE A BAD EYE MY FRIENDS NO I HAVN'T BEEN IN A SCRAP.  HE-HE
 
IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE AND ALSO I HAVE A SORE NOSE LAUGHING KATH.
 
FIRST LET ME SAY I'M  ALERGIC TO METAL AND SO THATS WHY MY NOSE.
 
IS REALY SORE FROM WEARING MY SPECS FOR READING AND WRITING MY PROSE.
 
THE TINY BITS WHICH REST ON THE NOSE ARE METAL SO PROLONGED USE.
 
OF MY GLASSES MAKE THE LUMP ON MY NOSE AND IT'S INFLAMED AND I'M CONFUSED.
 
AS IV'E BEEN TO SEE THE OPTICIAN AND HE CARN'T FIND ANYTHING WRONG .
 
WITH MY EYE NOR HAS THE DOCTOR YET IT'S GLAZED ALL THE TIME AND STINGS STRONG.
 
SO DOC HAS INFORMED THE HOSPITAL AND I NOW JUST HAVE TO WAIT.
 
FOR AN APPOINTMENT THROUGH THE POST MY FACE IT LOOKS A RIGHT STATE.
 
I'M TRYING NOT TO WEAR MY GLASSES MUCH BUT THEN THE HEADACHES COME BY.
 
A GAMMY NOSE AND FEEL BLIND AS A BAT WITH ONLY THE USE OF ONE EYE.
 
WHAT A  PERFORMANCE I TELL YOU TODAY I WAS HAVING A GO.
 
AT OPENING A SMALL PLASTIC WALLET TO PUT MY PHONE CARD IN SO.
 
I WOULDN'T LOSE IT AND TRY AS I MAY I COULDN'T ALL EFFORTS FAILED.
 
WHEN MY DAUGHTER CALLED  AND I TOLD HER SHE JUST STARTED LAUGHING AND WAILED.
 
MUM YOU WON'T GET YOUR CARD IN LIKE THAT THE REASON IS YOU SEE.
 
YOU ARE TRYING AND THE WALLET IS UPSIDE DOWN THERES NO OPENING THERE. HE-HE.
 
WELL LIKE I SAID I'M BLIND AS A BAT WITHOUT MY SPECS FOR CLOSE WORK.
 
WHEN SHE TOLD ME I CRACKED UP LAUGHING I FELT A RIGHT SILLY BURK.
 
I DECIDED TO PUT A PATCH ON MY EYE WHILST I TYPE THIS POST.
 
AND A PLASTER IV'E STUCK ACCROSS MY NOSE I MUST SAY I LOOK THE MOST HE-HE.
 
I HAVE TRIED TO READ A FEW BLOGS NOW AND THEN BUT ONLY ABOUT SIX A DAY.
 
I'LL TRY AND GET BACK TO COMMENTING AS SOON AS I CAN SO PLEASE PRAY.
 
MY EYE GETS BETTER AND NOTHINGS TOO SERIOUS AND ALSO MY NOSE DOES HEAL.
 
IF THE NAIL VARNISH COVERS THE METAL UP AND I DO LIKE THEM RED THEY APPEAL.
 
AS IV'E TAKEN A TIP MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE PAINTED MY GLASSES RED.
 
THE OPTITIAN SUGGESTED I TRY THIS WELL THIS IS WHAT HE SAID.
 
HE KNEW OF MANY WHO'D DONE THIS TRICK AND IT HAD WORKED REALY FINE.
 
SO IV'E TAKEN HIS RECOMMENDATION  THERE NOT PERFECT BUT WILL BE WITH TIME.
 
I HAVE HAD TO PAINT THEM IN MY SUNGLASSES THE FRAMES YOU SEE ARE SO THIN.
 
THEY HAVE TO HAVE ANOTHER COAT YET AND THEN I SHALL CLEAN ALL THE RIM.
 
SO THATS WHY I HAVN'T BEEN ONLINE I AM TRYING TO OBEY THE DOC.
 
AND TRYING TO GET RID OF THE LUMP ON MY NOSE  IT'S LIKE A GREAT BIG RED SPOT.
 
RESTING THE EYE AS WELL MY FRIENDS AND I MUST SAY THERE SIMPLY IS NOT.
 
MUCHI CAN SEE WITHOUT THEM SO I CANNOT DO A GREAT LOT.
 
SO TAKE CARE I'M THINKING OF YOU ALL FOR NOW AND IN THE MEANTIME.
 
I'LL PLAY BLINDMANS BUFF AND TRY KEEP WRITING THE  ODD POST OF " MY SIMPLE RHYME ".
 
        
         
 
                               KATH