WELL I GOT THIS SPECIAL INVITE THE OTHER DAY FOR CHRISTMAS TIME.
SO I DECIDED TO WRITE AND TELL YOU ABOUT IT IN ANOTHER RHYME.
I INTEND TO HAVE A BALL AND EAT AND SING TO MY HEARTS CONTENT.
AND GET THEM LEGS AND FEET UP HIGH ALL NIGHT UNTIL I'M SPENT.
I THINK YOU SURELY KNOW IT WILL BE WACKY WHERE I AM.
INSTEAD OF WALTZING SLOWLY I'LL BE DOING A KNEES UP "CAN CAN"
SO IV'E SEEN SOME OF THESE IN ONE OF THE STORES OUT OF TOWN YES FRILLY KNICKERS HE=HE.
AND I'LL BUY MYSELF A GARTER I BET PARTNER WISHES COULD FLICKER. HE-HE.
IN THE MEANTIME TODAY I'VE PRACTICED REALY HARD THE CAN CAN STEPS.
COCKING MY LEGS UP HIGH AS CAN BE EEH !! WHATEVER WILL COME NEXT. HE-HE.
IF THE NEIGHBOURS BEGIN TO WONDER WHAT ON EARTHS GOING ON.
I'LL INVITE THEM UP TO WATCH ME PRACTICE DANCING TO THE CAN CAN SONG.. HE-HE.
FRILLY DRESS AND UNDIES WILL BE FLYING WAY UP HIGH .
SHOWING THESE OLD LEGS OF MOTHERHENS AND MAYBE A BIT OF THIGH . HE-HE
I'LL BE SWINGING AND SHAKING MY DRESS SO HIGH AND SWAYING FROM SIDE TO SIDE.
MY PARTNER HIDING AND WISHFUL THINKING HE COULD RUN AWAY AND HIDE. HE-HE.
BUT TO ME THATS WHAT LIFES ALL ABOUT ISN'T IT AND I'M GOING TO TRY.
IN BETWEEN SIPPING A BAILEYS OR TWO AS MY THROAT IT USUALY GETS DRY. HE-HE.
OH WHY!! OH WHY!! SHOULD I WORRY IT WILL BE CHRISTMAS TIME SOON AGAIN.
AND YES I AM IN MY RIGHT MIND AND I HAVN'T GONE INSANE.
I'LL BE READY FOR JUST ABOUT ANYTHING HOPEFULLY FIT AND FINE.
SO I HAVE ACCEPTED THE INVITE TODAY BECAUSE I LOVE COUSINS PARTY TIMES. HE-HE.
TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH WHEN I PRACTICED TODAY IN MY KITCHEN HERE.
I SLIPPED AND TRIPPED ON THE SHINEY FLOOR AND THOUGHT IT WAS NEXT YEAR. HE-HE
WHEN I GOT UP WELL I FELT A DRAUGHT AND WHEN I TOOK A LOOK.
I'D RIPPED MY KNICKERS WHEN I FELL AND TORN THE FLIPPING CRUTCH. HE-HE.
I AM GLAD I DIDN'T HAVE MY OUTFIT ON OR RUINED IT WOULD HAVE BEEN .
WITH THE CRUTCH OF MY FLILLY KNICKERS ALL TORN NOT A NICE SIGHT TO BE SEEN. HE-HE.
I'D HAVE HAD TO GO TO TOWN AGAIN AND GET MYSELF SOME MORE.
THE LADY IN THE SHOP WOULD HAVE WONDERED WHAT ALL THESE KNICKERS WERE FOR. HE-HE.
THEM YOUNG POLL DANCERS DOWN TOWN I'LL SHOW THEM AND MAKE THEM ALL FROWN.
COS I INTEND TO SHOW THEM THE OLD ONES LIKE ME ARE STILL THE BEST SWINGERS IN TOWN. HE-HE
THE COMPANY WHO HAVE ASKED ME ARE GOOD FUN AND THEY LOVE A LAUGH.
AND SAID THERE PARTY WOULDN'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT COUSIN LAUGHING KATH . HE-HE
THEY ALSO SAID IF YOU CARN'T DRESS UP WE WILL ALL OF US UNDERSTAND.
WELL WON'T THEY GET A SUPRIZE NOW WHEN MOTHERHEN SHE MAKES HER STAND. HE-HE
FRILLY KNICKERS AND BLACK MESH STOCKINGS RED GARTER ALL THE JOB LOT.
A SIXTY TWO YEAR OLD GRANDMA LOOKING PRETTY HOT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
WELL I'M THINKING "MERRY CHRISTMAS" ALREADY BUT BEFORE WE GET TO THAT TIME..
I'M NOW COMPOSING MY HALLOWEEN STORY TO PLACE IN "MY SIMPLE RHYMES " HE-HE !!!!!
