HE-HE-HE !!!!WELL I VISITED THE SCARECROW VILLAGE AGAIN LATE SUNDAY AFTERNOON.
TO LOOK FOR SOME NEW SCARESCROWS AND I CAME ACROSS ONE SOON.
THE FIRST ONE THAT I SPOTTED WAS UP HIGH STARING DOWN AT ME.
I THOUGHT LETS TAKE THE PICTURE AND HURRIED OFF QUICKLY YOU SEE.
WHEN I STARTED TAKING THE PICTURE THIS THING BEGAN TO MOVE.
SO I RAN LIKE BILLIO COS I THOUGHT IT WAS COMING DOWN FROM THE ROOF HE-HE.

I TURNED THE CORNER AND I HEARD THE SOUND OF MUSIC PLAYING LOUD.
STOOD THERE WERE QUITE A FEW OTHERS SO I MINGLED WITH THE CROWD.
THE TUNE WAS VERY PLAIN IT WAS FROM THE FILM OF ELVIS'S G I BLUES.
AND WHEN I LOOKED THERE HE WAS BUT NOT IN HIS BLUE SUEDE SHOES.
THE SOUND WAS COMING FROM THE GUITAR PLACED UPON THE FLOOR.
ALONG WITH ALL THE ELVIS OLD SONGS THIS ONE AND LOTS MORE.

FURTHER DOWN THE ROAD THE CHEF FROM READY STEADY COOK. HE-HE.
GRILLING HIS SAUSAGES AND TOMATOES AND HIS EGGS AND BY THE LOOK.
ON HIS FACE HE SEEMED PRETTY HAPPY STOOD THERE WITH A SMILING FACE.
SO I THEN WANDERED ON A LITTLE FURTHER AT A STEADY PACE.

ON THE BEND IN THE ROAD MY FRIENDS THERE STOOD A MIGHTY BIG SHIP.
WITH THREE PEOPLE LOOKING OUT AT ME BUT ONE OF THEM I SKIPPED.
THESE TWO ARE FROM THE MOVIE PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN SEA.
AND THEY DIDN'T LOOK VERY HAPPY SAT THERE IN THE RAIN TO ME HE-HE.

IT SEEMED THEN THERE'D BEEN AN ACCIDENT SO THEY SENT FOR THE SURGEON WHO.
WAS STOOD THERE WITH FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE HOLDING HER LAMP UP TOO.
THE PACIENT WAS OUT SPARKO IF YOU LOOK HE HAS LOST AN HAND.
AT LEAST THE OPERATING TABLE WAS DRY UNDER THE GAZEBO STAND HE-HE.

ON AND ON I WALKED SOME MORE MY LEGS WERE GETTING TIRED.
WHEN I SPOTTED A TREE WITH AN ARROW IN IT WHICH SEEMED TO HAVE JUST BEEN FIRED.
I WONDERED WHERE HAS THAT COME FROM AS I LOOKED UP TOWARDS THE WOOD .
AND I PEEPED THROUGHT SOME TREES AND I SAW HIM YES IT WAS ROBIN HOOD HE-HE .

IN AN OPEN FIELD AT THE SIDE OF THIS COTTAGE LOOKING VERY FORLORN.
I SPOTTED TWO PEOPLE TIED UP TO A TREE AS IF THEY HAD BEEN SCORNED.
AS I GOT CLOSER I REALISED IT WAS CHARLES WITH CAMILLA BY HIS SIDE.
HE HAD HIS HEAD BOWED DOWN AS IF HIS FACE HE WAS TRYING TO HIDE. HE-HE

I THOUGHT I'M GETTING WEARY NOW AND I WILL HAVE TO GO HOME SOON.
WHEN I SPOTTED THIS ASTRONAUT ROUND THE CORNER WITH A BACKGROUND OF THE MOON.

SO I SET OFF TO GET SOME SHELTER AND TO GO BACK TO THE CAR.
WHEN LOOK WHO WAS HERE AGAIN MY FRIENDS NOT UP THE ROAD VERY FAR.
ELVIS AND THE STARS AND STRIPES YES THE FLAG WAS BLOWING WILD.
WITH A SIGN AT THE EDGE OF THE PAVEMENT SAYING MADE BY AN EIGHT YR OLD CHILD.

WITH THIS I SET OFF HOME BECAUSE I WASN'T A QUARTER WAY ROUND .
AND I WAS FEELING PRETTY COLD AND IT WAS QUIET AND NOT A SOUND.
IT WAS NOW THE EARLY EVENING AND I DON'T WANDER AROUND ON A NIGHT.
ON LEAVING IN THE CAR I SNAPPED ANOTHER WHICH THEN CAME INTO SIGHT.
HE WAS SITTING HOLDING THE UNION JACK SO I'LL LEAVE YOU TO GUESS THIS TIME.
SO I HOPE YOU LIKE SOME OF THIS YEARS SCARECROWS IV'E SHOWN HERE IN
"MY SIMPLE RHYME".

KATH ASTORIASAND .