Friday, 25 May 2007

"THIS SPRING BANK HOL"

 
 
         
 
            
 
 
I JUST THOUGHT I'D DROP IN A LINE OT TWO TO TELL YOU I MIGHT NOT BE HERE.
 
AS OFTEN AS I AM USUALLY AS FROM SATURDAY I'LL MAKE IT CLEAR.
 
MY DAUGHTER IS COMING TO STAY WITH ME AND JOSEPH AS WELL OH! YIPPEE.
 
SO IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT THIS SPRING BANK HOL HAVING SOME COMPANY.
 
MY DAUGHTER HAS THREE CHILDREN  BUT THE OTHER TWO WELL THEY ARE.
 
GOING AWAY ON HOLIDAY WITH THERE OTHER GRANDAD AND GRANDMA.
 
SO IF I DON'T MAKE ANY COMMENTS IN ANY OF YOUR POSTS NEXT WEEK.
 
PLEASE FORGIVE ME AS I WILL BE BUSY ENTERTAINING THE REST OF THE WEEK.
 
I MIGHT GET ONLINE LATE EVENING IF MY ALERT LIST IS SMALL.
 
BUT I WON'T MAKE ANY PROMISES  IF I CANNOT KEEP THEM AT ALL.
 
THIS WEEK I HAVE BEEN REALY BUSY LOOKING UP PLACES TO GO.
 
AND PLANNING HOW I CAN ENTERTAIN THEM BOTH I LIKE ORGANISIATION AND SO.
 
IF I MAKE OUT A PLAN FOR EACH DAY IT SEEMS I DON'T GET AS STRESSED OUT YOU SEE.
 
AND IF THE RAIN FALLS DOWN AT ALL IV'E PLANNED PLACES INSIDE HE-HE.
 
I'M HOPING IT'S GOING TO BE SUNNY AND WARM IT BRIGHTENS THE WHOLE OUTLOOK SO.
 
THEN ONE CAN DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING WHATEVER WHEREVER WE GO.
 
IT WILL GIVE ME A CHANCE TO CATCH UP ON MY DAUGHTERS LIFE HOW IT'S BEEN.
 
AS YOU DON'T ALWAYS THINK TO CHAT EVERYTHING IN A PHONE CALL OR E. MAIL
YOUV'E SEEN.
 
JOSEPH JUST LOVES TO COME HERE AND SO HE REFUSED THE OFFER TO GO.
 
TO WALES WITH THE OTHERS AS TO WHY ?  MY MIND BOGGLES I REALY DON'T KNOW.
 
I'M KIDDING HE-HE YOU KNOW ME BY NOW  I KNOW WHY HE COMES HERE BECAUSE.
 
HE KNOWS HE GETS SPOILT AND I LOVE HIM MILLIONS AND I LOVE TO DO THIS OF COURSE.
 
SO PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES FOR MISSED ALERTS AT THIS TIME.
 
AND I WISH EVERY ONE OF YOU J/LAND FRIENDS A GREAT SPRING BANK HOL HOPE IT'S FINE
 
IF YOUR NOT GOING AWAY AND YOUR STAYING AT HOME FEET UP AND HAVE A NICE REST.
 
AND DON'T BE ALL SPENDING UP DO YOU HEAR PUTTING YOUR BANK TO THE TEST. HE-HE
 
I THINK THERE WILL BE LOTS OF GARDENING DONE AND I'LL KEEP YOU ALL IN MY THOUGHTS.
 
THEN WHEN THE HOLIDAY IS OVER YOU CAN ALL TELL ME WHAT YOU  BOUGHT.
 
SO TAKE CARE GOD BLESS YOU ONE AND ALL ENJOY IT UNTIL NEXT TIME.
 
WHEN I WILL BE BACK WITH YOU ALL ONCE AGAIN WRITING
                                 "MY SIMPLE RHYME"
 
 
 
          

Saturday, 19 May 2007

"SPRING HAS PASSED"

 
 
 
I WROTE THIS LITTLE RHYME ABOUT THREE YEARS AGO IT WAS.
 
SO I THOUGHT I'D SHARE IT HERE WITH YOU PURELY  BECAUSE.
 
I KNOW YOU LOVE YOUR GARDENS JUST AS I DID WAY BACK THEN.
 
I WASN'T AROUND IN J/LAND SO I WROTE MY RHYMES WITH PEN.
 
I WAS SURE THAT I HAD PREVIOUSLY PUT THIS RHYME IN HERE .
 
BUT IV'E LOOKED AMONGST MY ARCHIVES AND IT'S SURELY DISSAPEARED.
 
SO HERE WE GO THEN J/LAND READ ON AND YOU WILL FIND.
 
WHY FLOWERS AND MY PAST GARDENS ARE ALWAYS ON MY MIND.
 
SPRING HAS PAST THE BARE PATCH GRASSED WITH FLOWERS BRIGHT AND GAY.
 
THE GARDENS LOOKING BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT I WOULD SAY.
 
CANDYTUFT IN LOVELY SHADES OF LILAC BLUE AND WHITE.
 
THE ROSES ARE ALL BLOOMING SOME WITH BUDS CLOSED TIGHT.
 
MY ANTIRINUM SEEDS HAVE TURNED TO  EVERY COLOUR BRIGHT.
 
BEES POP RIGHT  INSIDE OF  THEM HIDING OUT OF SIGHT.
 
AND EVERY PURPLE FLOWER ATTRACTS THE BUTTERFLY.
 
BUT PART OF ME FEELS SAD AT TIMES AS SOME FLOWERS HAVE TO DIE.
 
THE SPRING BULBS BOW THERE HEADS NOW TIME FOR THEM TO GO.
 
THEY CERTAINLY HAVE BEEN GLORIOUS A REAL FANTASTIC SHOW.
 
THE SUNSHINES BEAMING BRIGHTLY DOWN UPON MY FACE.
 
SWAYING ABOUT IN A GENTLE BREEZE BLOSSOMED  BRANCHES FULL OF GRACE.
 
AUTUMN AND COLD WINTER AND SPRING HAVE PASSED  ME BY.
 
AND NOW THERE GONE IT'S LOVELY AS SUMMER GREETS MY EYE.
 
THE LAWN IS CUT THE HEDGES CLIPPED IV'E HOED AWAY THE WEEDS.
 
I'LL SIT A WHILE AND THEN I'LL GO AND TEND TO MY NEW SEEDS.
 
SCENTED STOCK TO FILL THE AIR WITH PERFUME AS  EVENING FALLS.
 
MY CAMPANULAS HAVE ALL SPRUNG UP UPON THE ROCKERY WALLS.
 
MY TUBS ARE FULL FROM TOP TO TOE WITH MARIGOLDS AND PINKS.
 
AND STANDING THERE PACKED WITH HERBS ARE MY TWO OLD STONE SINKS.
 
HANGING BASKETS SWINGING TWO AND FRO THEY GO.
 
THE CLIMBING ROSE TREES FLOURISH AND  NUMEROUS  BUDS THEY SHOW.
 
THE WATER IN THE BIRDBATH SPARKLES IN THE LIGHT.
 
GERANIUMS LIKE STATUES ARE STANDING SO UPRIGHT.
 
I CAN HEAR THE BIRDS ALL TWITTERING UP AMONGST THE EVE.
 
OF MY LITTLE COTTAGE SAT HERE THEY WAIT FOR ME TO LEAVE.
 
TO BOB DOWN TO THE BIRD TABLE LADEN WITH DELIGHTS.
 
PATTY CAKE IV'E BAKED THEM AND TIT BITS ALL IN SIGHT.
 
A CRAFTY LITTLE BLACKBIRD UNDER THE LAUREL BUSH.
 
PACING THE GROUND TO ATTRACT THE WORM THEN HEAD DOWN HE DOES RUSH. 
 
TO GRAB IT FOR HIS DINNER SO TASTY HE MUST FIND.
 
HE PULLS IT FROM THE GROUND AND LOTS OF THOUGHTS RUN THROUGH MY MIND.
 
WOODY SCENTS FLOW OVER FROM THE CONIFERS SO GREEN.
 
POINTING UPWARDS TO THE SKY LIKE ROCKETS SO SERENE.
 
SOME ETCHED ON THE EDGES WITH A TINTING OF BRIGHT YELLOW.
 
AND UNDERNEATH IN THE SHADOW IS A FRIENDLY LITTLE FELLOW.
 
HE'S NOBBY MY ORNAMENTAL KNOME IN HIS JACKET AND RED HAT.
 
AND BESIDE HIM STRETCHED OUT LAZYING IS NEXT DOORS BIG BLACK CAT.
 
MY PLASTER CAST DUCK GEMIMA IS LOOKING HAPPY AS PUNCH.
 
IT'S TIME I SAT A WHILE NOW AND HAD SOME TASTY LUNCH.
 
A NICE CRISPY BREAD ROLL  WITH TUNA SOUNDS JUST FINE.
 
THEN I'M GOING TO WASH IT DOWN WITH A GLASS OF SPARKLING WINE.
 
I'LL SIT HERE IN THE SUN NOW MAYBE UNTIL THREE.
 
THEN I'LL GO GET OUT THE HOSE PIPE FOR SPRINKLING AFTER TEA.
 
GIVE THEM ALL A SOAKING  THE DROPS WILL LOOK LIKE DEW.
 
THEN WE'LL SETTLE DOWN TONIGHT TO A TASTY  BARBEQUE.
 
JUICY STEAKS AND SAUSAGES SIDE SALAD ALL THE LOT.
 
THE SUN IT IS STILL BEAMING AND IT'S GETTING VERY HOT.
 
MY FAMILY AND  FREINDS WILL THEN ARRIVE WE'LL TALK UNTIL IT'S DARK.
 
IN THE MORNING I'LL BE WOKEN BY THE SOUND OF THE SKYLARK.
 
SUMMERTIME OH! SUMMERTIME OH HOW I LOVE IT SO.
 
WHEN I'M SAT HERE IN THE SUMMMER WATCHING THE GARDEN GROW.
 
I REALY MAKE THE BEST OF IT EVERY SINGLE DAY.
 
AS THE MONTHS THEY FLY BY THEN  AGAIN  AUTUMN'S ON IT'S WAY.
 
I LOVE ALL OF THE SEASONS ALL FOUR DO PLAY THERE PART.
 
BUT HOW I LOVE THE SUMMER FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.
 
AUTUMN WINTER SPRING NOW HAVE ALL GONE VERY FAST.
 
I'M DELIGHTED GLORIOUS SUMMERTIMES  UPON ME NOW  AT LAST.
 
I NEVER EVER  GRUMBLE IF WE GET A BIT OF RAIN.
 
AS THE FLOWERS THEY CARN'T LIVE WITHOUT AND PLANTING IS IN VAIN.
 
THE PLANTS NEED FEEDING ALSO THERE LIKE HUMANS DON'T YOU KNOW.
 
THEY EAT AND DRINK JUST LIKE WE DO OR THEY WOULDN'T GROW.
 
SO IF YOU HAVE A GARDEN ENJOY IT ALL THE TIME.
 
AS I DID WHEN I WROTE THESE WORDS  IN " MY SIMPLE RHYME"  
 
 
     
 
 
THANX TO SUGAR FOR THIS LOVELY FLORAL SIGNATURE.

"IV'E DECIDED EARLY THIS MORNING "

        
 
           
 
 
I'VE DECIDED EARLY THIS MORNING TO CALL BACK AND SEE YOU AGAIN.
 
AFTER ALL MY RANTING YESTERDAY ABOUT AOL BEING A PAIN.
 
THE MANY E. MAILS I RECIEVED AND COMMENTS BELOW IN LAST POST.
 
FROM ALL YOU DEAR FRIENDS IN J/LAND WERE TO ME SOME OF THE MOST.
 
VERY SPECIAL WORDS I HAVE READ FOR A LONG TIME I MUST ADD.
 
AND I ALSO FELT VERY GUILTY LAST NIGHT AND SELFISH TOO I MIGHT ADD.
 
SO MANY SICK IN J/LAND AND MY WORRYING OVER THE STATE.
 
OF A FEW MEASLY ANIMATIONS I DON'T THINK I ACTED TOO GREAT.
 
SO I HAVE DECIDED FOR THE TIME BEING TO USE THIS GRAPHIC ABOVE.
 
IT'S ONE A FREIND  GAVE ME FROM AUSY  LAND AND IT'S ONE THAT I DO LOVE.
 
I'M MAKING IT MY PERSONAL GRAPHIC NO SIGNATURE AS SUCH.
 
I DON'T THINK IT NEEDS ANY ALTERING I JUST ADORE IT SOMUCH.
 
PERFECT FOR  ME BEING A GARDENER FORMING A BEAUTIFUL FACE.
 
MUCH MORE GOOD LOOKING THAN  ME THOUGH HAAA WITH  NOT A BLEMISH OR TRACE.
 
FOR  YESTERDAY WAS UNUSUAL FOR ME TO GET SO MAD LIKE I DID.
 
AND TO SWEAR IN PUBLIC WELL THATS NOT ME HEAVENS ABOVE FORBID.
 
SO NOW I HOPE YOUR ALL HAPPY I AM BACK WITH YOU ONCE AGAIN.
 
I THINK IT'S NOT AOL AT ALL I THINK IT'S ME THATS THE PAIN  .
 
I WASN'T AWAY LONG WAS I NOW I DON'T THINK I'D HANG MYSELF ( HA )
 
AND I DON'T LIKE BEING LONELY AND LEFT UPON THE SHELF.
 
SO YES MY FRIENDS I AM HAPPY HERE AND I LOVE YOU ALL SUCH  A LOT.
 
I AM SORRY I GOT ALL UPSET AND BOTHERED AND REALISED WHAT FREINDS IV'E GOT .
 
I WILL CARRY ON REGARDLESS NOW AND THANKYOU I CARN'T EXPRESS HOW.
 
MUCH YOUR KIND WORDS TOUCHED ME SO I'M OFF OUT SHOPPING NOW  (LOL).
 
I'LL GIVE THEM SHOPS SOME STICK TODAY AND ALSO THE GARDEN SHOP .
 
I'VE JUST HAD BRACKETS PUT UP OUTSIDE FOR HANGING BASKETS TO FILL TO THE TOP.
 
MY PARTNER WILL WATCH MAN UNITED ALL AFTERNOON I KNOW THIS.
 
SO I'M HOPING EVERYTIME CHELSEA AIM AT THE GOAL THEY GIVE IT A  MISS.
 
THEN HE WILL BE IN HIS GLORY IF MAN U THEY WIN THE CUP.
 
AND WHO KNOWS I MIGHT GO OUT THEN AND CELEBRATE AND DRINK UP.
 
ANOTHER BOTTLE OF WATER IN A GIN BOTTLE COMPLETE WITH TEAT.
 
EVERYBODY STARING AT ME THINKING I'M DRINKING GIN  NEAT. (HA )
 
SO TAKE CARE MY J'LAND FRIENDS I WILL SAY  HAVE A LOVELY TIME.
 
THIS SATURDAY AND SUNDAY AND I HOPE THE SUN DOES SHINE.
 
ON ALL YOU LOVELY PEOPLE YOU ARE WORTH YOUR WEIGHT IN GOLD.
 
AND I HOPE YOUV'E ENJOYED ANOTHER FEW WORDS HERE THAT I HAVE TOLD.
 
GOD BLESS YOU ALL AND KEEP YOU SAFE THIS SPRING WEEK/END TIME.
 
 
    
 
                                                               
  HOORAY I'M BACK IN J/LAND WRITNG
 "MY SIMPLE RHYME"  
 
  HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Thursday, 17 May 2007

"DISAPOINTED IS NOT THE WORD "

 
 
 
 
Thanx to Donna for this lovely graphic)
May I say I am so sorry to the graphic
makers the  animations seem to have
dissapeared since aol's changes this
week.I do not know why? I have tried
alsorts to put this right and I cannot
get the animation to work.They are
still animated in my files and I do add gif.
SO ??????/ I am blaming AOHELL Grrrrrrr My mind boogles just now.
 
I'VE BEEN TO THE SHOPS IN MY SEASIDE TOWN TO TRY DO A HOLIDAY  SHOP.
 
FOR THE USA IN SEPTEMBER I WAS GOING TO SHOP TILL I DROPPED.
 
WELL THINGS DIDN'T TURN OUT FRUITFULL "DISAPOINTED
IS  NOT THE WORD".
 
WHATEVER I TRIED ON THIS BODY OF MINE I LOOKED
A RIGHT OLD FASHIONED BIRD. (HA-HA)
 
WHAT DO YOU THINK TO THE FASHIONS OUT NOW
FOR 2007 TODAY.
 
MOST OF THEM LOOKED REAL OLD FASHONED I
DIDN'T LIKE ANY NO WAY.
 
I TRIED LOTS OF FLORAL TOPS ON AND OH DEAR I FELT PREGNANTAGAIN.
 
HOW THEY ARE GATHERED UNDER THE BUST THEY
REALY LOOKED SUCH A PAIN.
 
I KNOW IF YOU HAVE A SPARE TYRE THEN THESE
STYLES ARE GREAT FOR JUST THAT.
 
AND FOR COVERING ALL THE BULGES UP AND HIDING
ALL OF THE FAT.
 
BUT I DON'T LIKE THESE FASHIONS AT ALL AND SO I
 POPPED TO THE GRANNY STORE. (HA-HA)
 
I STILL DIDN'T FIND ANYTHING IN THERE OF
WHAT I WAS  LOOKING FOR.
 
SO IT MAY BE THAT I HAVE TO SEW SOME CLOTHES OF
MY VERY OWN DESIGN.
 
WELL THATS OK IF MY EYES WILL TAKE IT AS
SOMETIMES I FEEL HALF BLIND ( HA-HA.)
 
NO I DO NOT NEED ANY NEW GLASSES THESE I
HAVE ONLY JUST GOT.
 
AND IV'E HAD A NEW PAIR TINTED FOR THE SUMMER
 FOR WHEN IT GETS HOT.
 
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK TO THE FASHIONS TODAY I
REALY WISH THAT WE.
 
COULD FIND SOMETHING SUITABLE FOR OUR
AGE DON'T YOU ALL JUST AGREE.
 
I DON'T WANT TO BE MUTTON DRESSED AS LAMB
BUT I DON'T FEEL A GRANNY JUST YET.
 
SO IT IS QUITE DIFFICULT I THINK WHEN WHAT I
LIKE I CARN'T SEEM TO  GET.
 
I CANNOT WEAR T/SHIRTS THEY ARE TOO WARM
AND I DON'T LIKE DEMINS THERE SAME.
 
I LIKE CLOTHES THAT ARE VERY FLIMSY AND 
NOT HIGHLY PATTERNED BUT PLAIN.
 
IV'E BOUGHT QUITE A FEW  OF NEWSILK VESTS
I FEEL COMFY IN THEM AT ALL TIMES.
 
AND I ALSO HAVE PLENTY COTTON  STRIPPY ONES
IN THE WARDROBE SO THEY ARE FINE.
 
ALL OF THE CROP PANTS TODAY I FIND ARE REALY
WIDE
ON THE LEG.
 
I LIKE THEM JUST A BIT NARROWER BUT NOT LIKE
DRAINPIPES AND PEGS.
 
WHEN I SEE THE REAL BAGGY ONES ON MYSELF
AND THE LEGS ARE FLAPPING AROUND.
 
I LOOK SO SILLY IN MY EYES I FEEL LIKE COCO THE
CLOWN.
 
ALSO WITH BEING SO TINY I HAVE TO SHORTEN
THEM ALL.
 
TROUSERS JEANS  SKIRTS YOU NAME IT OH!  WHY
WASN'T I BORN TALL.
 
WELL I'LL CONTINUE MY SEARCHING AND LET YOU
 KNOW LATER JUST HOW ALL OF IT WENT.
 
NOW I HAVE POSTED THIS ENTRY AND I HAVE HAD
A BLUMMING GOOD VENT.
 
I DON'T NEED NO FOOTWEAR OR DARE I SAY I BEST
NOT BUY ANYMORE.
 
OR PARTNER TELLS ME WE WON'T  BE ABLE TO GET
THROUGH THE BEDROOM DOOR. (HA-HA)
 
FOR SHOES AND FLIP FLOPS AND SANDALS AS I
MUST SAY I LOVE THEM  SO.
 
HANDBAGS AND SHOPPERS YOU NAME IT ALL
COLOURS TOO WHICH ALL GO.
 
WITH EVERY OUTFIT I HAVE HERE SO THEM ARE
ITEMS IV'E GOT.
 
IT'S CHOOSING WHICH TO PUT IN THE CASE AS I
OBVIOUSLY CARN'T TAKE THE LOT. (HA)
 
THE PLANE WOULD NEVER TAKE OFF HA-HA  WITH
ALL THE WEIGHT OF MY THINGS.
 
OH IT'S A NIGHTMARE PACKING TO ME LOTS OF
PLANNING AND WORRY IT BRINGS.
 
LETS FACE IT US WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT DON'T YOU
AGREE  WHAT I THINK.
 
WE USUALLY PACK ALMOST EVERYTHING ALL BUT THE
 KITCHEN SINK.
 
ANYWAY ILL HAVE TO GO NOW TOMORROW  TO THE
NEXT NEARBY TOWN.
 
I HOPE I DON'T COME HOME ONCE AGAIN
DISSAPOINTED ON MY FACE A FROWN.
 
IF I DO THEN I THINK I'LL JUST TAKE  MY SWIMWEAR 
AND MAYBE ONLY WEAR THEM.
 
UNDER SKIRTS AND COTTON TROUSERS AND LESS 
I'LL HAVE TO PACK  THEN.
 
THE SHOPS CAN KEEP ALL THERE PREGGY TOPS
AND DRESSES OF FLORAL STYLES.
 
GOOD GRIEF THEY  ARE THAT BRIGHT COLOURED
YOU WOULD  SEE ME COMING FROM MILES.
 
SHOCKING PINKS AND LIMES AND ALL COLOURS
WHAT THERE THINKING I REALY DON'T KNOW.
 
BUT WHEN THEY WERE OUT IN FASHION BEFOR
I DIDN'T GIVE THEM A GO.
 
I DON'T MIND A MULTI COLOUR BUT NOT FLOWERS
ALL OVER ME.
 
THEYREMIND ME OF GRANNY'S PINNY AND DRESS
WHEN SMALL AND SHE USED TO NURSE ME (HA-HA).
 
SO COME MORNING I'LL SET OFF AGAIN AND SEE IF
I CAN FIND NICE  TOPS IN STOCK.
 
NOT ONE OF THEM PREGGY TOPS THAT ARE OUT AND
ALL THEM FLORAL FROCKS.
 
Eeeeeeeeeee I'M A FUSSPOT MY PARTNER TELLS ME BUT  
LET HIM COS I'M NOT OLD YET.
 
I MAY BE NEARING 61 YRS BUT  QUITE A TIME OFF I HOPE
TILL I'LL GET.
 
TO FEEL LIKE A SENIOR CITIZEN IN  MY MIND I  AM
STILL YOUNG AT HEART .
 
SO I'LL GET OFF EARLY TOMORROW  AS I LIKE TO  
MAKE A QUICK START.
 
WHEN I AM GOING ON HOLIDAY NOT LEAVING IT
ALL TILL LAST.
 
I LIKE TO BE ORGANISED EARLY AS THE WEEKS
FLY BY SO FAST.
 
I HOPE I DONT GET THE ZIPS STUCK  LIKE LAST
TIME  WITH MY BELLY SORE. (HA-HA).
 
DO YOU REMEBER THAT LAST SHOP I DID OH!
GOODNESS NEVER NO MORE.
 
THERES ONE THING I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO
THOUGH THATS BUYING A COUPLE OF NEW HATS.
 
AND WITH VISITING SO MANY PALCES TOO I THINK
I WILL BUY SOME MAPS.
 
I DO HAVE A COWBOY HAT IN TEXAS AND BOOTS
WHICH I LEFT THERE RIGHT .
 
I BOUGHT THEM AT THE RODEO SHOW WE WENT TO
WATCH THERE ONE NIGHT.
 
WELL UNTIL MY NEXT POST MY J/LAND FRIENDS WISH
ME LUCK AS I GO SHOP THIS TIME.
 
IF I DO MANAGE TO GET WHAT I'M WANTING I'LL SHOW
YOU IN THE NEXT  "SIMPLE RHYME".
 
                                         

     

                                                        
May I say to the graphic makers I am so sorry the animation
 has been lost doing graphics the new way of AOHELL
 Grrr .I do not know what has gone wrong. 
I am so frustrated with this Grrrrrrrrrrr
I do add gif by the way so I know it'snot that.
They are animated in my files still.So I am saying
this is something to do with AOL. Does anyone know
why??????????????
                                      
( He-He-He thanx to Sugar for this fabulous graphic .
This dress is just the job for folks
 who like that kind of thing but not for
 KATH I'm afraid. 
 THEY ARE ALL TOO FLOWERY.   
He-He-He!!)
 

Saturday, 12 May 2007

"I GATHERED WHEN SMALL"

 
 
 
   
 
I GATHERED WHEN SMALL A BIG BUNCH OF LOVE .
 
A HUG AND SOME FLOWERS JUST LIKE ABOVE.
 
FOR MY WONDERFUL MOTHER ON HER SPECIAL DAY.
 
NOW I'VE GATHERED THEM ALL UP FOR ALL YOU TODAY.
 
I'M SENDING THEM NOW  RIGHT OVER THE POND.
 
TO MY J/LAND FRIENDS OF WHOM I AM FOND.
 
IT'S ONLY A SHORT LITTLE MESSAGE TO YOU.
 
BUT SENT FROM MY HEART EVERY WORD IS TRUE.
 
HAPPY OR SAD NO ONE CAN REPLACE.
 
THAT BEAUTIFUL SMILE ON OUR MOTHERS FACE.
 
I WISH YOU  GOOD HEALTH AND A WONDERFUL TIME.
 
FROM KATH YES ATORIASAND'S " MY SIMPLE RHYME".
 
 
                      SENT WITH LOVE !!!!!!!
                       
                                ENJOY.
 
 
 
     

Wednesday, 9 May 2007

"DO YOU FANCY DOING A BOOT SALE"

       
 
DO YOU FANCY DOING A BOOT SALE MY SISTER ASKED ME ONE DAY.
 
GOING BACK MANY YEARS AGO SO I ANSWERED YES OK!!
 
SO WE SET ABOUT GATHERING MANY WARES FROM ALL OUR CUBOARDS AND DRAWERS.
 
THE KIDS WARDROBES AND THE SPARE ROOM AND OTHER PLACES AND MORE.
 
I HAD NO INTENTION OF HAGGLING WITH PEOPLE ASKING ME HOW MUCH IS THAT .
 
SO I PRICED EVERYTHING BEFOREHAND THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE TO CHAT.
 
IF PEOPLE JUST BROWSED AND SAW THE PRICE EASIER FOR ME I THOUGHT.
 
I COULD SIT IN THE SUN AND LEAVE IT TO THEM HOPING ALL WOULD BE BOUGHT.
 
WHEN I'D GATHERED UP THINGS I DIDN'T REALY WANT I FELT QUITE NERVOUS AS WELL.
 
NOT KNOWING WHAT I WAS IN FOR AND MY SISTER I BET SHE COULD TELL.
 
NEXT MORNING VERY EARLY SHE ARRIVED IN THE CAR FOR ME.
 
WE STACKED MY BOXES NEXT TO HERS WHICH WERE LABELLED SO WE COULD SEE.
 
WHICH ONES BELONGED TO THE TWO OF US ON ARRIVAL AT THE GROUND.
 
EVERYTHING IN THE CAR PACKED TIGHT AND THE NEIGHBOURS ASLEEP NOT A SOUND.
 
WE ALWAYS HAD A REALY GOOD LAUGH TOGETHER WHEN GOING OUR WAY.
 
SHE KEPT LAUGHING OUT REALY LOUD SAYING WER'E LIKE THE HILLBILLY'S TODAY. (HA)
 
THE CAR WAS CHUGGING AND RATTLING WITH THINGS AND ALL THE WEIGHT I THINK.
 
I WAS IN FITS OF LAUGHTER WHEN SHE SAID HOPE THE CAR BOTTOM DON'T SINK. (HA).
 
WE PUT ON OUR VESTS AND SHORTS THAT DAY TOOK OUR CHAIRS IT WAS SUNNY NOT COLD.
 
SO WE COULD SIT IN THE SUN WHILST ALL OF OUR GOODS WERE SOLD.
 
ALL THESE THINGS WE HAD FOR SALE WHEN I LOOKED INTO THE BACK.
 
AND ON TOP OF THE CAR THERE ALSO SHE HAD FASTENED A LARGE ROOF RACK (HA).
 
TWO LOVELY PUSHCHAIRS WE HAD UP THERE DISCARDED FROM OUR KIDS.
 
WHICH WE DIDN'T USE ANY MORE AT THIS TIME SO WE PRICED THEM EACH AT TWO QUID.
 
QUICK SALE SMALL PROFIT I TOLD HER I WASN'T TAKING ANYTHING HOME.
 
MY INTENTIONS WERE TO SELL THE LOT CHEAP NOT TO RE-PACK THEM AND MOAN.
 
I HAD NEVER BEEN TO A BOOT SALE SO I  DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT.
 
WELL WE PULLED UP IN THE FIELD THAT DAY AND GOOD GRIEF WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.
 
SHE OPENED THE CAR BOOT SO WE COULD START TO FIX UP OUR TWO STALLS.
 
WHEN A LOAD OF MEN AND WOMEN CAME RUNNING FROM OUT OF THE BLUE LARGE AND SMALL.
 
THEY WERE LIKE A HERD OF CATTLE POUNDING TOWARDS US SO FAST.
 
MY SISTER SAID TO ME KATH WATCH OUT THIS IS THE WORST PART LASS.
 
I HAD LIFTED A COUPLE OF BOXES OUT AND BEFORE I KNEW WHERE I WAS.
 
THEY WERE PUSHING AND SHOVING ONE ANOTHER WELL I WAS AT A LOSS.
 
FOR WORDS AS THERE HANDS STARTED SEARCHING  IN THESE BOXES THERE SO QUICK.
 
MY SISTER SHOUTED DO YOU MIND WAITING YOUR LIKE ANIMALS YOU  MAKE ME SICK. (HA).
 
IT WAS LIKE A FLIPPING BATTLE GROUND THEY WERE LOOKING AT EVERYTHING..
 
I STOOD THERE I WAS GOBSMACKED AND ONTO MY HANDBAG DID CLING.
 
A MAN WALKED BY AS IT HAPPENED AND HE SHOUTED OUT QUITE LOUD.
 
OVER HERE GUYS AND BEFORE WE KNEW IT ANOTHER FLIPPING CROWD (HA).
 
WELL AT THIS MY SISTER WAS LIVID AND I TELL YOU SHE'S NO QUIET  GAL.
 
SHE CARRIED ON BACK SHOUTING AT THEM GET OUT OF THE WAY PLEASE PAL.
 
YOUR BUYING NOTHING TILL WEV'E SET UP STALL SO WILL YOU ALL GO AWAY.
 
OR I'M SELLING YOU NOTHING FROM OUR STALL TO ANY OF YOU LOT TODAY.
 
SHE HAD BEEN WARNED ABOUT THEM BEFOREHAND BUT DIDN'T WANT TO TELL ME.
 
AS SHE KNEW I WOULDN'T GO WITH HER SO THATS WHY I DIDN'T KNOW SEE.
 
THEY WERE DEALERS WHO HAGGLE TO BUY THINGS BEFORE THE BOOT SALE STARTS.
 
THEN THEY TAKE THEM TO THERE OWN SHOPS AND SELL AT A PROFIT ( UPSTARTS)  (HA).
 
WELL HER THREAT IT WORKED WE WERE HAPPY THEY ALL DISSAPEARED FROM SIGHT.
 
WE SET UP TWO STALLS NO PROBLEM AND WAITED FOR BUYERS SAT TIGHT .
 
I COULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT OTHERS WERE SELLING TO ME IT WAS SUCH A SUPRIZE.
 
EVEN DOWN TO USED LIPSTICKS AND THINGS ALSORTS AFORE MY EYES.
 
MY TABLE WAS QUICKLY EMPTIED MY HANDBAG WAS FEELING SOUND  (HA).
 
GETTING HEAVIER  WITH COINS AND NOTES  AND WHEN I LOOKED AROUND .
 
I'D SOLD COMPLETELY EVERYTHING THEN A VOICE CHIMED UP HELLO!!.
 
HOW MUCH FOR THE PATCHWORK THROW  YOU HAVE THERE ON THE STALL ON SHOW.
 
OH! THATS NOT FOR SALE I TOLD HIM IT WAS THERE JUST TO COVER THE STALL.
 
THATS ONE OF MY BIRTHDAY GIFTS  I CANNOT SELL THAT AT ALL.
 
THIS WAS A THROW  MY AUNT MADE BACK IN THEM DAYS OF OLD.
 
I BEGAN TO EXPLAIN TO HIM WHILST I SAT TO ME IT WAS WORTH MORE THAN GOLD.
 
IT WAS MY PRIDE AND JOY AT THIS TIME AND I WOULD NEVER PART WITH THAT.
 
WHEN A GUY CAME OVER AND TOOK OUT HIS WALLET IT WAS BURSTING WITH NOTES SO FAT.
 
HE OFFERED ME FIFTY POUND FOR THE THROW  I SAID NO WAY IV'E TOLD YOU.
 
IT'S NOT FOR SALE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY GIFT BUT HE WOULDN'T MOVE IT'S TRUE.
 
HE HANDED ME AN ADDRESS AND SAID IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND WRITE TO ME.
 
THE ADDRESS WAS OF SOMEWHERE IN BLACKPOOL ANOTHER PLACE BY THE SEA.
 
MY SISTER SAID OH! SELL HIM IT KATH I REPLIED NO IT'S SO DEAR TO ME.
 
MY AUNT HAD MADE THIS SINGLE THROW IN 1958 YOU SEE.
 
SO TO ME IT WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL SHE HAD GIVEN IT TO ME ONE YEAR.
 
THIS PATCHWORK THROW FOR MY BIRTHDAY AS SHE KNEW THAT I LOVED IT SO DEAR.
 
IT'S MADE FROM PATCHES OF FLORAL LINEN AND I JUST LOVE THE DESIGNS.
 
I AM SURE TODAY YOU CARN'T FIND LINEN AS PRETTY AND STRONG OF THIS KIND.
 
I LOVE IT FOR MY SPARE ROOM IT TIES IN WITH ANY  DECOR YOU DO.
 
AND SHE MADE ME SOME CURTAINS OUT OF THE SAME IN PATCHES THAT MATCH IT TOO.
 
SHE MADE THE REVERSE OF THEM BOTH  PLAIN  CREAM  LINEN AND THEY  ALWAYS LOOKS SO NICE.
 
SO I WASN'T SELLING THEM TO THIS MAN NO WAY AT ANY PRICE.
 
AND NOW WHEN I THINK BACK I'M GLAD AS THERE BOTH LOOKING GOOD AS NEW.
 
AND FORTY NINE YEARS LATER  THERES  NOT A STITCH LOOSE I TELL YOU.
 
WITH THAT WE PACKED OUR DECK CHAIRS UP AND OFF DOWN THE LANE DID ROAR.
 
I KNEW IN MY MIND THAT I'D NEVER GO SELLING AT  A BOOT SALE ANYMORE.
 
WELL WHEN WE GOT HOME WE COUNTED UP AND WE COULDN'T BELIEVE THE AMOUNT.
 
ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY  SOME  POUND WE HAD MADE WHEN WE HAD FINISHED COUNT.
 
ALL THE BITS AND PIECES NONE OF THEM DID WE NEED.
 
QUICK SALE SMALL PROFIT PROVED FRUITFULL THERE WAS NO NEED FOR ANY GREED.
 
THAT WAS A LOT OF MONEY TO US GOING BACK TO THAT TIME.
 
SO WE HAD AN ENJOYABLE HOLIDAY WITH IT  AND I'LL NOW END  
" MY SIMPLE RHYME.
 
                                            
         
 
 
       IV'E NEVER DONE A BOOT SALE SINCE LOL!!
 
          KATH  ASTORIASAND.
 

Friday, 4 May 2007

"WHEN IT'S POURING"

      
 
MY MOOD CHANGES WITH THE WEATHER DOES THIS EVER HAPPEN TO YOU.
 
WHEN IT'S  POURING LIKE THE GRAPHIC ABOVE IT MAKES ME FEEL REALY BLUE.
 
I HAD A JOURNEY TO MAKE THIS WEEK  TO THE DOCTORS TO SEE WHAT WAS WRONG.
 
WELL ON THINKING TO WRITE A NEW "SIMPLE RHYME" THIS GRAPHIC I CAME UPON.
 
IT WAS MADE BY DIANNA AND I WAS ASTOUNDED AT THE LIKENESS THAT IT HAD.
 
OF THE VIEW FROM MY SIDE WINDOW OF THE MAIN PROMENADE I HAVE.
 
IF I WALK FROM MY FLAT UP THE ROAD WHERE I LIVE WHICH IS NOT VERY FAR AT ALL.
 
TURN LEFT AT THE END THEN  THIS IS THE VIEW WITH THE GREENGROCERS CANOPIED STALL.
 
YOU CAN SEE ON THE RIGHT OF THE PICTURE THE SHOP WITH THE CANOPY THERE.
 
AND THE RAIN POURING DOWN AS I SET OFF AND A NASTY BREEZE IN THE AIR.
 
ON THE RIGHT CAN YOU SEE ME STANDING THERE I WAS CHOOSING SOME FLOWERS AGAIN.
 
I POPPED IN TO HAVE A LOOK AT THEM AND FIVE MINUTES OUT OF THE RAIN.
 
AS THE FLOWERS ARE ALL IN  BUNCHES TO CHOOSE AT YOUR OWN FREE WILL.
 
AND THE HANGING BASKETS ARE SHOWING CAN YOU SEE THEM I CARN'T BELIEVE STILL.
 
JUST HOW MUCH THIS GRAPHIC  IS SO LIKE THE ROAD  I WALK DOWN.
 
AND THAT DAY  I WASN'T SO HAPPY WET THROUGH ON MY FACE A BIG FROWN.
 
I STILL HAD TO WALK QUITE A DISTANCE TO VISIT THE DOCTOR AT THAT.
 
AND MY THOUGHTS WERE  WHEN I GET THERE I'LL LOOK LIKE A DROWNDED RAT.
 
THERES EVEN THE SIGN IF YOU LOOK ON TH ELEFT  SHOWING TOURISTS WITHIN EASY REACH.
 
TO FOLLOW THIS SIGN JUST DOWN THE ROAD AND YOUR THERE AT THE SEA AND THE BEACH.
 
I LOVE HOW THE LIGHTS ARE REFLECTING ON THE PUDDLES OF RAIN CAN YOU SEE.
 
I ACTUALLY THOUGHT OF WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND I USED TO SPLASH IN ALL THESE  (HA-HA).
 
MY MIND FLASHED BACK TO THE NURSERY RHYME TO OLD DOCTOR FOSTER WHO WENT. 
 
TO GLOUCESTER DO YOU REMEMBER AND WHAT A WET  DAY HE HAD SPENT.
 
HE STEPPED IN A PUDDLE RIGHT UP TO HIS MIDDLE IF I REMEMBER THE WORDS BACK THEN.
 
AND THE FINISHING LINE THEN TOLD US THAT HE NEVER WENT THERE AGAIN. (HA-HA)
 
WELL BACK TO MY MOODS AND THE WEATHER IV'E JUST HEARD THE LATEST  FORCAST.
 
FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS TO BE  WET ONES I THOUGHT OH NO!!  AND I GASPED.!!!
 
SO IT LOOKS LIKE VISITING SOMEWHERE THAT ONE CAN GET INSIDE I THINK.
 
MAYBE I'LL FEEL THAT MISERABLE I MAY GO TO THE PUB FOR A DRINK ( HA-HA ).
 
BUT I PROMISE I WONT PUT A TEET ON THE BOTTLE LIKE  IN MY PICTURE THAT RUSS.
 
DREW IN AN EARLIER POSTING OF ME I'LL JUST HAVE AN ORANGE CRUSH (HA-HA).
 
WELL I FINALLY GOT TO THE DOCTORS AND I WAS FEELING  OH SO BAD.
 
AS USUAL SHE HAD NO TIME FOR ME SO THIS MADE ME ANGRY AND MAD.    Whats new today))
 
SO ALL THE WAY HOME I STAMPED VERY HARD  IN EVERY PUDDLE  I PASSED ( HA-HA ).
 
I DIDN'T CARE WHO WAS WATCHING ME I THOUGHT BACK TO WHEN A YOUNG LASS.
 
I ENJOYED IT  AND HAVE YOU NOTICED HERE ANOTHER HAT I HAVE  ON . )HA)
 
WELL THIS ONES FOR WHEN IT'S RAINING AND WALKING ON THE PROM. (HA-HA)
 
I BET YOUR ALL THINKING KATH MUST BE MAD WELL I WAS AT THE TIME  I'LL TELL YOU.
 
BUT YOU ALSO KNOW THAT I LOVE A LAUGH SO I DID THIS TO STOP FEELING BLUE (HA-HA).
 
OFF WITH MY WET THROUGH OUTFIT THEN A CUPPA AND SANDWICH OF HAM.
 
I JUMPED IN THE BATH AND HAD A  LONG SOAK AND A SPLASH WITH RUSS'S MERMAN  ( HA-HA).
 
IV'E BEEN GIVEN SOME NEW MEDICATION SO LETS HOPE IT PICKS ME UP FINE.
 
AND I HOPE YOU  ENJOYED MY WET JOURNEY THIS WEEK HERE IN  " MY SIMPLE RHYME" .
 
 
             

Wednesday, 2 May 2007

"A HAT TO SUIT THE OCCASION "

          
 
   ( May I just say a very big thankyou to Debbie of DeB'sDABs
 
I MENTIONED A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO TO A WEDDING BLESSING I WENT.
 
THIS WAS TO CELEBRATE THIRTY YEARS TOGETHER THE COUPLE HAD SPENT.
 
WELL LAST WEEK I WAS SORTING SNAPS  AND AGAIN MY MEMORY WENT BACK.
 
I WENT DOWN MEMORY LANE BUT  DOWN ANOTHER KIND OF TRACK.
 
JUST HOW VERY MUCH I LOVE HATS AND HOW I USED TO SPEND.
 
WEEKS AND WEEKS OF SEARCHING  MY SEARCHING HAD NO END.
 
I WOULD SET OFF IN THE MORNING NOT KNOWING IF I WOULD  FIND .
 
A HAT TO SUIT THE OCCASION OF COLOUR AND STYLE MY KIND.
 
PILL BOX TYPE WITH NET ON SOME LACY WITH FEATHERS SO HIGH.
 
STRANGE ONES  I LOOKED  SILLY IN EVERY ONE I WOULD TRY.
 
ALL COLOURS THEY WOULD COME IN PINKS PURPLES JADES AND BLUES.
 
I HAD TO BUY  A HAT BEFORE MY OUTFIT I WOULD CHOOSE.
 
IF I CHOSE THE OUTFIT FIRST YOU SEE I COULD GUARANTEE THAT I.
 
WOULD  NEVER FIND A HAT TO MATCH NO MATTER HOW I TRIED.
 
FROM ONE STORE TO ANOTHER SOME EXPENSIVE MAY I SAY.
 
BUT FOR ME IT DIDN'T MATTER IF THE RIGHT HAT CAME MY WAY.
 
IF I DIDN'T WEAR A HAT IN  CHURCH OR FOR  A WEDDING DAY FOR ME .
 
I NEVER FELT FINISHED FROM TOP TO TOE  AND I DIDN'T ENJOY IT YOU SEE.
 
I THINK THIS STEMS  FROM WHEN VERY  YOUNG MY MOTHER MADE BONNETS FOR US.
 
IF WE DIDN'T HAVE OUR HEADS COVERED SHE WOULD ALWAYS MAKE A FUSS.
 
MY MOTHER WOULD OFTEN STRESS TO US ME AND MY SISTERS THREE.
 
ALWAYS COVER YOUR HEAD IN THE CHURCH SO THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN ME. 
 
WELL NOW EVERY TIME A CEREMONY IS FIXED AND I'M ASKED NO MATTER WHAT.
 
I HAVE TO SEARCH AROUND AGAIN FOR A HAT FOR THIS OLD TOP KNOT. (HA-HA).
 
WELL ON SORTING OUT THE PICTURES LAST WEEK AND ALSO MY WARDROBE AS WELL
 
I HAD LOTS OF HATS WRAPPED UP IN THERE LIKE NEW THEY WERE YOU COULD TELL.
 
I POPPED A FEW OF THEM  UPON MY HEAD AND DECIDED I WOULD TAKE.
 
SOME  ALONG TO THE CHARITY  SHOP SOME USE FOR OTHERS TO MAKE.
 
I ALSO HAD SOME OUTFITS WRAPPED UP IN ZIPPER BAGS TOO.
 
SO I SORTED THESE OUT JUST THE SAME AND GOT RID OF ONE OR TWO.
 
THE ONE ABOVE I SAVED THIS AS  IT WAS ALWAYS A COMFY  FIT.
 
SO I THOUGHT I WOULD PUT MY PICTURE BELOW TO SHOW YOU ALL OF IT.
 
 
THE  WEDDING COLOURS FOR THIS DAY WERE  LILAC PURPLE AND WHITE.
 
SO I DECIDED THAT I'D WEAR PURPLE AS I LOVE THE COLOUR RIGHT.
 
THE DRESS IS MADE OF CHIFFON AND LACE WITH A CHIFFON LACE JACKET  ATTATCHED.
 
AND THE SHOES LOOK GREY BUT THEY WERE SILK AND LILAC  A LOVELY MATCH.
 
MY BAG WAS OF THE SAME AS THE SHOES  AND  I CHOSE A WHITE PICTURE HAT.
 
LIKE DEBBIE'S PICTURE UP ABOVE WITH FLOWERS PINNED ON THE BACK.
 
WELL THE WEDDING DAY  WAS ALSO A RELATIONS BIRTHDAY DATE .
 
SO EARLY THAT DAY I WENT ALONG AND TRIMMED UP I COULDN'T WAIT.
 
I TRIMMED THE CORNER WITH BALLOONS AND PLACED OUT SOME OF THE CARDS.
 
MADE A LONG BANNER TO PIN AT THE BACK THE LENGTH ABOUT THREE YARDS.
 
I POPPED THE BIRTHDAY  GIFTS THERE AND A FEW SUPRIZES TOO.
 
I ASKED THE BRIDES PERMISSION FIRST AND SHE SAID YES IT'S SO KIND OF YOU.
 
SO THE BRIDE HAD OUR NAMES PLACED IN THIS SPOT TEN OF US ALL IN ALL
 
SAT TOGETHER LAUGHING AND CHATTING ALL AFTERNOON HAD A BALL.
 
WELL GETTING BACK TO THE HATS YOU WILL SEE I AM THE ONLY ONE THERE.
 
WEARING A HAT ENJOYING OURSELVES BUT I  DIDN'T REALY CARE.
 
AS LONG AS I HAD MY HAT ON  (HA-HA)  THATS ALL THAT MATTERED TO ME.
 
I WAS HAVING SUCH A GREAT TIME IF YOU LOOK YOU WILL SURELY SEE.
 
AND I'M SAT SHOWING  A TRAY OF FAVOURS AS I HAD MADE ALL OF THESE.
 
AS A FAVOUR FOR THE BRIDE ON THE DAY THE BRIDE I WANTED TO PLEASE.
 
SHE COULDN'T AFFORD THE FAVOURS ,SO I SAID I WOULD MAKE THEM TOO.
 
SO HERE IS HOW I DID THEM ALL NOW I'LL EXPLAIN TO YOU.
 
THE FAVOURS SHE NEEDED 200 IT WAS QUITE A LOT TO DO.
 
BUT IF I COULD MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY THEN I'D FOLLOW MY OFFER THROUGH.
 
I CUT OUT A CIRCLE OF LILAC NET AND A SMALLER ONE ALSO IN WHITE.
 
PLACED THE ALMONDS INSIDE THEM TUCKING THEM ALL IN TIGHT.
 
WRAPPED ROUND  SOME SATIN RIBBON IN PURPLE AND WHITE DOUBLE BOWS.
 
THEN PLACED THEM ALL IN TWENTIES UNTIL I HAD DONE TEN ROWS.
 
THE JOB WAS PRETTY TEDIOUS BUT WHEN THEY WERE ALL  DONE.
 
I WAS PROUD OF THE FACT I HAD HELPED OUT AND ENJOYED IT AS IT WAS FUN.
 
SHE DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING ELABORATE ONLY SIMPLE AND PLAIN.
 
I WAS DELIGHTED TO HEAR HER SAY THIS OR IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE OF A PAIN.
 
WHEN THEY WERE COMPLETE AND ALL FINISHED I ARRANGED ON A SILVER TRAY.
 
TO HAND TO HER GUESTS WHEN ARRIVING THEY LOOKED A LOVELY ARRAY.
 
IN RECEPTION  THE BRIDE CAME OVER TO ME AND HANDED ME THIS SMALL TRAY.
 
TO HAVE MY PICTURE TAKEN WITH THEM SHE SAID I HAD MADE HER DAY.
 
WELL THATS THE REASON I'M HOLDING THE FAVOURS UP THERE IN THE SNAP.
 
WITH A BEAM ALL OVER MY FACE YOU CAN SEE IN MY LARGE WHITE PICTURE HAT. (HA-HA)
 
NOW IV'E SORTED THE WARDROBE AND ALL THE HATS HAVE GONE EXCEPT FOR ONE.
 
BUT I'M SURE MY HAT FASCINATION WILL NEVER EVER BE DONE.
 
THE NEXT INVITE I'LL BE SEARCHING ONCE MORE THROUGHOUT EVERY  SHOP.
 
FOR ANOTHER HAT TO FINISH ME OFF TO PLACE ON THIS OLD TOP KNOT (HA).
 
I HOPE YOU LIKE MY  PICTURE WITH SOME OF THE GUESTS AT THE TIME.
 
NOW A LITTLE  BIT MORE ABOUT ME YOUV'E LEARNED HERE  IN  " MY SIMPLE RHYME "
 
 
                   I HAVE BEEN HAT MAD SINCE A CHILD LOL !!!!!!!!
 
 
                 (Thankyou to Dianna for this beautiful fitting graphic below).