I'M UP BRIGHT AND EARLY ONCE AGAIN ESPECIALLY TODAY MY FRIENDS.
I COULDN'T WAIT TO TELL YOU ALL IT'S A SPECIAL DAY FOR MOTHERHEN.
YES MOTHERHEN'S 61 TODAY SO I THOUGHT I WOULD WRITE YOU A RHYME.
I USUALY DO ONE FOR OTHERS SO I THOUGHT WHY NOT DO ONE FOR MINE LOL!!
IT'S NOT VERY OFTEN I DO THINGS FOR ME BUT I FELT I WANTED TO SO.
HERE IS THE RHYME FOR MY BIRTHDAY JUST TO LET YOU ALL KNOW.
I GOT LOTS OF CARDS THIS MORNING AND SOME LOVELY GIFTS I GOT TOO.
I WILL MISS MY FAMILY NOT BEING AROUND AS THEY COULDN'T MAKE IT BOO HOO!!
MIDDLE SONS IN AMERICA AND MY DAUGHTER IS IN SPAIN.
MY ELDEST SON AND HIS FAMILY GONE TO PORTUGAL OUT OF THE RAIN.
MY COMPANY CAME AT THE WEEKEND WHICH I TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT.
SO IT LOOKS LIKE " HAPPY BIRTHDAY" TODAY TO MYSELF I WILL HAVE TO SHOUT.
WITH PARTNER AT WORK I'LL PROBABLY SHARE MY CAKE WITH MY NEIGHBOURS FOUR.
I BET WHEN THEY TASTE IT THEY'LL LOVE IT AND WILL PROBABLY WANT SOME MORE.
MY PARTNER HE HAS BOUGHT ONE FOR ME AND I BOUGHT ANOTHER TO SHARE.
WITH MY NEIGHBOURS SO WHEN WERE TOGETHER TODAY NOTHING WILL COMPARE.
LIKE HAVING A NICE BIG LUMP OF CAKE WRAPPED AROUND OUR LIPS.
AND A GLASS OF SOMETHING WE FANCY TAKING IN A FEW LITTLE SIPS. HE-HE.
WELL I CARN'T HAVE A BIRTHDAY WITHOUT SOME CAKE COS THAT JUST WOULDN'T BE FAIR.
AND I MIGHT AS WELL INVITE THE NEIGHBOURS THE MORE THE MERRIER THERE.
I TRIED TO BLOW OUT ALL MY CANDLES BUT I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH PUFF.
WELL 61 IS A LOT OF CANDLES WHEN YOUR MOUTHS FULL OF OTHER STUFF LOL!!
SO TODAY I AM GOING TO RELAX AND ENJOY AND HAVE MYSELF A FEW TREATS.
MAYBE A FEW NICE FRUIT JUICES AND A NICE BIG BOX OF SWEETS.
YUM YUM IT WILL MAKE A LOVELY CHANGE FROM THE USUAL ROUTINE.
THEN AGAIN WHEN ITHINK ABOUT IT SHE CHANGES HER MIND QUICK KATHLEEN.
SO REALY ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ESPECIALLY ON THIS DAY.
WHEN I HAVN'T PLANNED IN ADVANCE FOR IT BUT I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING HEY HEY !!!
YOU ALL KNOW I LOVE A LAUGH MY FRIENDS SO I CARN'T SPEND IT ALL ALONE.
IF THE WEATHER KEEPS UP I MIGHT TREAT MY NEIGHBOURS TO A SAIL ON THE BOAT NEAR OUR HOME.
THERES A MAN ON BOARD PLAYS ACCORDIAN SO A SING SONG IT WILL BE NICE.
AND THERES A BAR DOWN BELOW THE DECK THAT WE MAY VISIT ONCE OR TWICE HE-HE.

YO!! HO !! I HOPE THEY DON'T HAVE TO SING THE OLD SONG I THINK WE ALL KNOW.
" WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR" WHEN I'M COMING HOME WITH THEM THOUGH . HE-HE.
CAN YOU SEE ME WOBBLING ALONG THE BEACH OR ROLLING ABOUT IN THE SAND.
SINGING MY LID OFF WITH MY NEIGHBOURS THEY WILL HAVE TO HOLD MY HAND . HE-HE
BUT I DON'T THINK I BETTER HAVE ANY DRINK AS YOU ALL KNOWMY POOTER CHAIR.
SEEMS TO DO A DOUBLE FLIP AND THEN I END UP IN THE AIR.

THEN I WON'T BE ABLE TO DO A FOLLOW UP TELLING YOU HOW IT ALL WENT.
I'LL BE SPARKO IN BED WITH ANOTHER BLACK BRUISE PROBABLY FEELING WELL SPENT. HE-HE
DREAMING I'M TWENTY ONE AGAIN COS THE KNOCK TAKES YOU BACK IN TIME.
LAST TIME I FLEW UP IN THE AIR IN A COUPLE OF DAYS I WAS FINE. HE-HE
BUT AFTER THE FEAST THE FAMINE NEXT LET ME TELL ALL OF YOU.
I'M USUALLY COOPED UP THEN MY FRIENDS SAT ALL DAY ON THE LOO. HE-HE.
AH! WELL I'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHATEVER DOES COME MY WAY.
I'LL DO ANOTHER POST ALL ABOUT IT THEN ON ANOTHER DAY.
WHOO-HOO I'M REALY EXCITED ABOUT SAILING AND FLYING WHAT MORE.
COULD I ASK TO DO ON MY BIRTHDAY WITH MY LOVELY NEIGHBOURS FOUR.
SO A "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" TO ANYONE ELSE IF IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY LIKE MINE .
HAVE YOURSELF A BRILLIANT DAY TOO LIKE KATH FROM " MY SIMPLE RHYME".
