I THOUGHT OH! I'LL DO A FEW COMMENTS LAST THURSDAY AS I HAD A LITTLE SPARE TIME.
THEN IF I GOT FINISHED EARLY I WOULD DO ANOTHER RHYME.
SO THURDAY MORNING OF LAST WEEK I TURN ON LIKE WE ALL DO .
OH! DEAR SOMETHING QUITE DIFFERANT A MESSAGE IS WAITING THATS NEW.
CANNOT CONNECT TO SERVER NOT AGAIN I WAS READY TO SWEAR.
SO I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS GIVEN TO ME WHICH I WAS READING THERE .
YES THIS IS QUITE EASY I THOUGHT SO EVERYTHINGS GOING TO BE FINE.
WAS I WISHFUL THINKING AGAIN I GET KICKED STRAIGHT OFFLINE .
SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERANT SO KATH THOUGHT SHE WOULDN'T BE BET.
ONCE AGAIN I DID WHAT IT TOLD ME THEN IT SAID WILL YOU GO NOW AND GET .
TO LIVE HELP OR RING YOUR INTERNET PROVIDER I SCREAMED AND THOUGHT YES YOU BET!!!.
EACH TIME I RANG WELL GOOD HEAVENS WHEN I GOT THROUGH THEY DIDN'T KNOW.
JUST WHAT WAS WRONG AND WHEN I EXPLAINED OH JUST ONE MINUTE AND SO..
WILL YOU PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS MUSIC I'LL BE BACK AS SOON AS I CAN.
GRRRR I WAS VERY FRUSTRATED SAT THERE LISTENING TO DURAN DURAN..
MYHEAD WAS BANGING THEN ANOTHER MAN BUKTA HE NOW COMES ON THE LINE.
HELLO THIS IS BUKTA I WILL FIX IT AND EVERYTHINGS GOING TO BE FINE.
I AM THE AOL TOP TECHNITIAN YOU ARE SPEAKING HERE TO TODAY
SO I PAUSED FOR A WHILE PUT MY HANDS TOGETHER MOTHERHEN SHE STARTED TO PRAY.
HE THEN DIRECTED ME ON THE PHONE WHERE TO GO ON MY POOTER .
TYPE INTO RUN:-A LOAD OF DOUBLE DUTCH AND I THOUGHT OH THIS IS SUPER.
I WON'T BE LONG NOW BEFORE IT IS FIXED UP ONE TO ONE ON THE PHONE.
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE PHONE GOES DEAD AND BUKTA MUST HAVE GONE HOME.
SO I SET UP AGAIN TO REDIAL MY PHONE AND GOT A REPLY FROM ASHID.
HE SAID BUKTA APOLOGISES MADAM KATHLEEN OH YES I BET HE DID.
HE TOLD ME TO UNINSTALL AOL AND ALSO MY MODEM TOO.
RE-INSTALL BOTH THE DISCS AND THIS WILL WORK OUT FOR YOU.
CAN YOU TELL ME WHY I SHOULD DO ALL THIS NECESSARY WORK.
THEN MOTHERHEN STARTED CLUCKING BECAUSE TO ME THEY ARE ALL JERKS.
BEEN TO LIVE HELP A THOUSAND TIMES AND TWO HERE IN A SHORT SPACE.
I AM GLAD I 'M NOT IN A HURRY GOING AT THERE FLIPPING PACE.
I AM TECHNITIAN HE TELLS ME OH! I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED.
I SAID IN A VERY POLITE WAY THANK GOODNESS I HAVE BEEN BLESSED. HE-HE.
NO BUT IT'S NO LAUGHING MATTER AFTER SEVEN DAYS AND INSTRUCTIONS MORE.
OF DIFFERANT REPS AND DIFFERANT SOLUTIONS MY HEAD IT IS PRETTY SORE.
I WILL STOP THESE DISCONECTIONS MADAM AS SOON AS YOU DO AS I SAY.
YOUR CONNECTION HAS BEEEN CHANGED AUTO AND WE HAVE DONE IT WRONG WAY.
WE HAVE PUT YOU ON A ROUTER NOW FOR YOU TO GOONLINE.
YES SORRY YOU NEED MODEM CONNECTION SO ALL IS GOING TO BE FINE.
AOL ARE EXPERIANCING PROBLEMS WITH CONNECTIONS WHERE ARE YOU AT.
I AM IN MY HOME I TOLD HIM MY ADDRESS OF MY LITTLE FLAT.
JUST PLEASE GET ME BACK ONLINE AS BEFORE WHEN I NEED TO CHANGE I WILL.
TO GO TO VISTA AND WANT A ROUTER BUT FOR NOW I WANT AOL9 STILL.
SO CAN YOU HELP ME OR CAR'NT YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE MADE A RIGHT MESS.
OF MY SETTINGS ON MY COMPUTER AND EVEN RESTORE I CARN'T GET .
ME BACK TO NORMAL NOW AND MY MODEM LIGHTS ARE ALL LIT UP FINE.
WHEN I TRY TO SIGN IN WITH YOUR CHANGES IT WILL NOT LET ME GO ONLINE.
IF I DO MANAGE IT DISCONNECTS ME EVERY TEN MINUTES OR SO.
TELLING ME TO RING YOU UP AGAIN AND TO LIVE HELP IV'E GOT TO GO.
WELL I HAVE MY PHONEBILL ONLINE HERE ASHID AND THE CHARGES YOU MAKE YOU SEE.
ARE VERY EXPEPENSIVE WHEN ALL THIS TIME YOU ARE NOT HELPING ME.
I AM REALY LOSING MY PACIENCE NOW DON'T YOU REALISE THIS.
EVERYTIME I SIGN IN EACH DAY MY CONNECTION IS ALWAYS A HIT AND A MISS.
WELL NONE OF YOU ASHADS BUKTA'S AND RAHMEDS KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING WITH MY LINE.
SO GOODBYE I'LL GET HELP ELSEWHERE AND PUT YOUR NAMES HERE IN " MY SIMPLE RHYME".
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
I AM SORRY I HAVN'T BEEN COMMENTING AS NORMAL BUT HOPEFULLY WILL BE NOW .WISH ME LUCK!!
I HAVE FINALLY GOT SORTED THIS EVENING AND I AM HOPING THIS IS FOR GOOD AT A GREAT EXPENCE THANKS TO AOL'S MISTAKE.
PHEW I AM WACKED.
