MY RHYME TODAY IS DIFFERANT FROM THE USUAL EVERYDAY THING.
SOMETHING I CAME ACROSS ON THE NET MADE ME START TO THINK.
I WONDERED HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE HAD NICKNAMES IN YOUR TIME.
SO I THOUGHT YES THATS MY TOPIC FOR MONDAYS "SIMPLE RHYME".
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG SCHOOLGIRL MY NICKNAME WAS " WHIPPET QUICK ". (HA)
BECAUSE I WAS THE FASTEST RUNNER SO THIS NAME IT DID STICK.
FROM ELEVEN YEAR OLD TO FIFTEEN THIS LABEL I ALWAYS HAD.
IT WASN'T A NASTY NICKNAME SO I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS BAD.
WHEN I LEFT SCHOOL A TEENAGER I WANTED TO DIE MY HAIR.
MUCH LIGHTER THAN AT THIS TIME AS IT WAS ONLY FAIR.
SO I BOUGHT A LIGHTENING PRODUCT AND PUT THE BOTTLE FULL ON.
IT TURNED MY HAIR MUCH LIGHTER TO A VERY NICE LIGHT BLONDE.(HA)
SO FRIENDS THEY CALLED ME " BLONDIE " THEN MY NICKNAME NOW WAS NEW.
I DIDN'T REALY WANT THIS NAME BUT IN TIME ON ME IT GREW.
THEN AFTER I WAS MARRIED THE VILLAGE BARMAID I BECAME.
AND A CUSTOMER CHRISTENED ME "DOLLY" SO NOW ANOTHER NAME .
I SUPPOSE BECAUSE IN THEM DAYS WE WORE THE PARTON STYLE (HA)
SO THAT NAME SEEMED TO STICK AROUND ALSO FOR A WHILE.
THEN ONE DAY I WAS CHATTING AT HOME WITH SOME DEAR FRIENDS.
AND MY SON SAID DO YOU KNOW MUM YOUR CLUCKING NEVER ENDS.
YOU CAN CLUCK FOR ENGLAND (HA) AND SO SAID THERE AND THEN.
I'M CHRISTENING YOU AGAIN MUM YOUR NEW
NAMES "MOTHEREHEN" . (HA).
YOU NEVER NEVER STOP CLUCKING AND I THOUGHT HEY !! THATS NOT BAD.
HE SAID AND YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M CHRISTENING DAD.
I SAID I DO NOT KNOW SON WHAT IS IT TO BE.
HE SAID HE'S "RODG THE ROOSTER " WELL THAT JUST CRACKED UP ME (HA).
I CHUCKLED AND I LAUGHED AT HIM OUR FRIENDS SAID WE LIKE THEM NAMES.
SO WE DECIDED THESE WOULD BE OUR PERMANENT NEW NICKNAMES. (HA)
SO NOW I'M KNOWN AS " MOTHERHEN" UP TO THIS VERY DAY.
AND "RODG THE ROOSTER" THAT HAS STUCK WE USE THESE NAMES EACH DAY.
THE REASON I DID WRITE THIS RHYME IS AS ABOVE I SAID.
THE OTHER DAY UPON THE NET THIS PICTURE KNOCKED ME DEAD.
I SPOTTED IT THERE JUST BY CHANCE SO I WANTED YOU ALL TO KNOW.
I SNAGGED IT FROM THE NET AND PLACED IT HERE IN MY RHYME TO SHOW.
WHAT ME AND MY PARNER LOOK LIKE IT'S EXACTLY AS WE ARE.
WHEN WER'E ON OUR HOLIDAYS EACH YEAR BE WE NEAR OR FAR.
I HOPE YOU GET A LAUGH FROM IT AS I DID ON THAT DAY.
AND I THINK THIS WILL BE MY LAST NICKNAME SO TELL ME YOURS TODAY.
" LET ME KNOW" IN YOUR COMMENT A NICKNAME WHAT YOUV'E HAD IN TIME.
AS I'D LOVE TO KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU WERE CALLED HERE IN
"MY SIMPLE RHYME".
"MOTHEREHEN" AND " RODG THE ROOSTER"
( NOTICE THE SIGN OVER THE BED THIS IS THE LIFE )
HE-HE-HE !!!!!!!!!!
HE-HE-HE !!!!
HAVE A LOVELY MONDAY EVERYONE .
KATH Astoriasand.
