"OLDEST SWINGERS IN TOWN"

HARRY HE WAS EIGHTY AND MABEL EIGHTY FOUR.

THEY'D HAD A REALY HECTIC LIFE BUT STILL THEY WANTED MORE.

HARRY WAS READING THE PAPER WITH SPYGLASS HE DID SPOT.

A COMPETION FOR DANCEING AT THE LOCAL HOP.

SHOUTS  MABEL DO YOU FANCY A DANCE AND A BOP OR TWO DEAR.

MABELS  DEAF BUT SHE ANSWERED YES, COS SHE HEARD HIM LOUD AND CLEAR.

WITH NO HESITATION MABEL THROWS WELL  AWAY HER ZIMMER.

AND PUTS ON HER LACE CORSET TRYS MAKING HERSELF LOOK SLIMMER

HARRY AL HAVE TA SOAK MI TEETH IN THIS THICK STRONG BLEACH.

WHILE YOU TRY YA BRACES ON TO SEE IF THEY STILL REACH.

I THINK I'LL GO IN MI LEATHERS MABEL SAID TO HIM.

HARRY GOT EXCITED WHEN SHE PASSED HIM WITH A GRIN.

HEY! THATS SOUNDS GOOD TO ME LASS GER UM ALL ON QUICK.

WE'LL GET DOWN THERE AND SHOW UM ALL  YA STILL A  GROOVY- CHICK.

HARRY GETS OUT HIS DRAINPIPES FROM 1962.

ALONG WITH HIS THICK CREPE SOLED SHOES IN A SHADE OF BLUE.

WAISTCOAT AND BOOTLACE TIE OUT AND MABEL GOES ALL A FLUTTER

EEE!  YA  LOOKING GRAND LAD AND THEN SHE STARTS TO STUTTER.

DRESSED UP TO THE KNOCKERS NOW IN 6O'S GEAR JOB LOT.

BOTH OF UM LINKED UP ARM IN ARM DOWN THE ROAD DID TROT.

HALF WAY THERE POOR MABEL,SLIPPED AND FELL OFF THE KERB.

INTO THE GUTTER SHE TUMBLES  WHENVOICES THEY ARE  HEARD.

A  GROUP  OF YOUNG LADS PASS BY UM LAUGHING AND LOOKING DOWN.

AT  HARRY AND MABEL LAID OUT FLAT DOWN UPON THE GROUND.

ONES  SHOUTS OUT LOOK HERE MATES "THE OLDEST SWINGERS  IN TOWN"

HARRY LOOKS UP AT ALL OF THEM ON HIS FACE A FROWN.

HE  SHOUTS OUT  BE OFF WITH YOU YA CHEAKY SO AND SO'S

WHILE  MABELS LAID OUT SPARKO HOLDING HER BLEEDING NOSE.

HARRY  HEARS A SPLASHING SOUND AND THINKS IT'S TRYING TO RAIN.

WHEN  MABEL STIRS AND MOANS AND GROANS MI TEETHS  GONE DOWN THE DRAIN.

HARRY'S  NOW LOST HIS GLASS EYE SO HE CARN'T SEE A THING.

WHEN  MABEL GETS QUITE FRISKY AND GIVES HIS BRACES A PING.

SHE  GRABS HIS  HAND IN EARNEST AND PULLS HIM RIGHT UP CLOSE .

WE CARN'T GO BOPPING LIKE THIS NOW SHE SAYS I DON'T  SUPPOSE.

OH!  BLOW THE FLIPPING HOP HE SAYS LETS GO HOME TO  BED.

AT  EIGHTY FOUR SHE SAYS OH! YES!  SOUNDS GOOD TO ME SHE SAID. 

OUT OF ONE EYE  HE  SEE'S LEATHERS ON HIS KINKY WIFE.

AND  YELLS! COME ON  YA -GROOVY -CHICK,WE'LL HAVE THE TIME OF OUR LIFE.  HAAAAAA!!!!

LOL!!