" LET ME KNOW "

            

 

 

MY RHYME TODAY IS DIFFERANT FROM THE USUAL EVERYDAY THING.

 

SOMETHING I CAME ACROSS ON THE NET MADE ME START TO THINK.

 

I WONDERED HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE  HAD NICKNAMES IN YOUR TIME.

 

SO I THOUGHT YES  THATS MY TOPIC FOR MONDAYS "SIMPLE RHYME".

 

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG SCHOOLGIRL MY NICKNAME WAS " WHIPPET QUICK ". (HA)

 

BECAUSE I WAS THE FASTEST RUNNER SO THIS NAME  IT DID STICK.

 

FROM  ELEVEN YEAR OLD TO FIFTEEN THIS LABEL I ALWAYS HAD.

 

IT WASN'T A NASTY NICKNAME SO I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS BAD.

 

WHEN I LEFT SCHOOL A TEENAGER  I WANTED  TO DIE MY HAIR.

 

MUCH  LIGHTER THAN AT THIS TIME AS IT WAS ONLY  FAIR.

 

SO  I BOUGHT A LIGHTENING PRODUCT  AND PUT THE BOTTLE  FULL ON.

 

IT TURNED MY HAIR MUCH LIGHTER TO A VERY NICE  LIGHT BLONDE.(HA)

 

SO FRIENDS THEY CALLED ME " BLONDIE " THEN MY NICKNAME NOW WAS NEW.

 

I DIDN'T REALY WANT THIS NAME BUT IN TIME ON ME IT GREW.

 

THEN AFTER I WAS MARRIED THE VILLAGE  BARMAID I BECAME.

 

AND A  CUSTOMER CHRISTENED ME "DOLLY" SO NOW ANOTHER NAME .

 

I SUPPOSE BECAUSE IN THEM DAYS WE WORE THE PARTON  STYLE (HA)

 

SO THAT  NAME SEEMED TO STICK AROUND ALSO FOR A WHILE.

 

THEN ONE DAY  I WAS CHATTING AT HOME WITH SOME  DEAR  FRIENDS.

 

AND MY SON SAID DO YOU KNOW MUM YOUR CLUCKING  NEVER ENDS.

 

YOU CAN CLUCK  FOR ENGLAND (HA) AND SO SAID THERE AND  THEN.

 

I'M CHRISTENING YOU AGAIN  MUM  YOUR NEW

NAMES   "MOTHEREHEN" . (HA).

 

YOU NEVER  NEVER  STOP CLUCKING AND I THOUGHT  HEY !! THATS NOT BAD.

 

HE SAID AND YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M CHRISTENING DAD.

 

I SAID I DO NOT KNOW SON WHAT IS IT TO BE.

 

HE SAID HE'S "RODG THE ROOSTER " WELL THAT JUST CRACKED UP  ME (HA).

 

I CHUCKLED AND I LAUGHED AT HIM OUR FRIENDS SAID  WE LIKE THEM NAMES.

 

SO WE DECIDED THESE WOULD BE OUR PERMANENT NEW NICKNAMES. (HA)

 

SO NOW I'M KNOWN AS " MOTHERHEN"  UP TO THIS VERY DAY.

 

AND "RODG THE ROOSTER" THAT HAS STUCK WE USE THESE NAMES EACH DAY.

 

THE REASON  I DID WRITE  THIS RHYME IS AS ABOVE  I SAID.

 

THE OTHER DAY UPON THE NET THIS PICTURE  KNOCKED  ME DEAD.

 

I SPOTTED IT THERE JUST BY CHANCE SO I WANTED YOU ALL TO KNOW.

 

I SNAGGED  IT FROM THE NET AND PLACED IT HERE IN MY RHYME TO  SHOW.

 

WHAT ME AND MY PARNER LOOK LIKE IT'S EXACTLY  AS WE ARE.

 

WHEN WER'E ON OUR HOLIDAYS EACH  YEAR  BE WE NEAR OR FAR.

 

I HOPE YOU GET A LAUGH FROM IT  AS I DID ON THAT DAY.

 

AND I THINK THIS WILL BE MY LAST NICKNAME SO TELL ME YOURS TODAY.

 

" LET ME KNOW"  IN YOUR COMMENT  A NICKNAME WHAT YOUV'E HAD IN TIME.

 

AS I'D LOVE TO KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU WERE  CALLED HERE IN 

 

                                         "MY SIMPLE RHYME".

 

                "MOTHEREHEN"         AND     " RODG THE ROOSTER"

 

             (  NOTICE THE SIGN  OVER THE BED THIS IS THE LIFE  )

 

                                                    HE-HE-HE !!!!!!!!!! 

 

                                                   

                                          HE-HE-HE !!!!    

 

           HAVE A LOVELY MONDAY EVERYONE . 

 

                                         KATH Astoriasand.