"YOUVE DONE A GOOD JOB"

I SET MYSELF A TASK SOME DRAWERS TO REMOVE.

FROM MY OLD KITCHEN  I WANTED TO PROVE.

THAT I COULD DO  BETTER THAN MANY A MAN.

THEN WHEN FRIENDS CALLED ROUND I WOULD SHOW THEM MY  PLAN.

YOUVE DONE A GOOD JOB THERE! THEY'D SAY "WAS IT HARD".

OH! NO! I'D REPLY BUT I WERN'T ON MY GUARD.

YOU SEE THEY WERE NAILED DOWN WITH LONG ONES SIX INCH.

SO I TOOK UP THE CROWBAR AND THOUGHT WHAT A SINCH.

I PULLED AND I TUGGED BUT THEY STILL WOULDN'T FREE.

SO I GOT DOWN BELOW ON MY BENDED KNEE.

FIRST TO THE LEFT AND THEN TO THE RIGHT.

MY FRIEND WATCHING ON THINKING OH! WHAT A SIGHT.

SHE'S LOOKING CONCERNED AND SAYS CAN I HELP?

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I LET OUT A YELP.

Oh! DEAR!  SHOUTS MY FRIEND WHATEVERS GONE WRONG.

IS IT THE NAILS THAT ARE FAR TOO LONG.

NO! NO! I REPLIED LOOKING ALOOF.

IV'E  NUTTED THE WALL AND SMASHED OUT MY TOOTH.

SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE ME UNTIL I TURN ROUND.

FRONT tOOTH IN  HAND NOT MAKEING A SOUND.

MY FRIENDS IN HYSTERICS SHE SHOUTS OUT "MY GOD".

IT'S THE DRAWERS YOU WANT OUT,

NOT YOUR TOOTH YOU DAFT SOD.

I KNOW I REPLY BUT BEGGAR THE TOOTH.

I'LL FINISH THE JOB TO GIVE THEM  SOME PROOF.

THAT A WOMEN CAN DO IT I REALY  INSIST.

THEN I'LL GET ON THE BLOWER AND RING THE DENTIST.

A BIG EMPTY GAP WHEN I GO TO MY  WORK.

EACH TIME I DO SMILE I'LL LOOK A RIGHT BURK.

SO NEXT TIME I SET MYSELF AN HARD TASK.

I'LL GET ALL GEARED UP IN A STAINLESS STEEL MASK.

AND THEN WHEN IV'E FINISHED I'LL LOOK JUST THE SAME.

NOT TOOTHLESS  PUFFED LIPS AND ALL FULL OF PAIN. 

PS. THIS IS ACTUALLY A TRUE STORY.LOL!!