"IS FEBRUARY GOING TO BE THE SAME"

 

                              

                 

            

           Thanx to Winivere for this great graphic she made for  me.                                 

 

 

WELL THIS YEAR FOR ME HASN'T SET OFF TOO GOOD  EVERY WEEK THERES SOMETHING GONE WRONG..

 

FIRST THOSE COWBOY  BUILDERS BANGING MY WINDOWS AND DROPPING DUST ON.

 

ALL MY  NEW STAIRCASE CARPET  PLASTER DUST GRIME EVERYWHERE.

 

ALSORTS OF DEBRI THEY DROPPED UP AND DOWN FROM THE EMPTY FLAT UP THERE.

 

THEN CAME MY ELECTIC TRIP SWITCH IT DIDN'T KNOW WHEN TO STAY ON.

 

EVERYTIME I USED MY NEW COOKER TO BAKE THE ELECTRIC WAS GONE.

 

I WAITED FOR AN ELECTRICIAN AND WAS UNABLE TO COOK.

 

WAITED SO LONG I THOUGHT HE MUST HAVE TAKEN HIS FLIPPING HOOK .

 

SO FOR TWO WEEKS WITHOUT A HOT MEAL FOLKS AS I DON'T LIKE MICROWAVES.

 

REALY WAS SO ANNOYING TO ME I WENT INTO LOTS OF RAVES.

 

THEN BELIEVE IT OR NOT FRIENDS OTHER BAD THINGS HAVE ALSO  HAPPENED TOO.

 

SOME DAYS I HAVN'T  KNOWN WHERE TO TURN OR REALY WHAT TO DO..

 

THIS LITTLE FLAT I HAVE BY THE SEASIDE IT'S  ALL GOT TOO MUCH FOR ME.

 

I BELIEVE BROUGHT MY DEPRESSION BACK  ON NOTHINGS GONE  RIGHT YOU SEE.

 

WELL I GOT UP THIS SATURDAY MORNING AND THE WEATHER WAS BITTERLY  COLD.

 

MY CENTRAL HEATING WOULDN'T WORK THEN AND THE BOILER IS NOT VERY OLD.

 

IT'S QUITE A NEW ONE ABOUT EIGHTEEN MONTHS LIVID STOOD LIKE FROZEN ICE.

 

MADE ME REALISE WE TAKE FOR GRANTED THE HEAT WHICH WE HAVE IT'S SO NICE.

 

IN THIS BITTER FREEZING  WEATHER I TRIED MY BEST TO GET THE BOILER TO FIRE.

 

BUT NO IT WAS HAVING NOTHING SO NO HOT WATER TO WASH MY SPARE TYRE.

                                                                                                      (MINE NOT THE CARS ) HE-HE.

 

I HAD AN EMERGENCY NUMBER TO RING TURNED  OUT  WAS AN ANSWER PHONE.

 

WHATS THE POINT OF THAT MY FRIENDS IN EMERGENCIES KNOWONE AT HOME .

 

SO THIS WEEKEND HAS NOT BEEN A PLEASANT ONE I HAVE WRAPPED UP IN LOTS TO KEEP WARM.

 

THERE LONG ENOUGH DAYS WITHOUT BEING COLD  WHEN I'M UP AT THE CRACK OF DAWN.

 

YES I DO HAVE SOME ELECTRIC HEATERS BUT THEY ARE EXPENSIVE TO RUN.

 

AND MY LAST ELECTRICTY BILL WAS ENORMOUS SO JANUARY HASN'T BEEN MUCH  FUN.

 

THE WASHER IT BOILS IT'S BACKSIDE OFF EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK.

 

AND MY COOKERS FOREVER ON THE BOIL AND COMPUTER FOR ME TO PEEK.

 

I HAVE LOTS OF TABLE LAMPS WHICH I LIGHT UP AS THE DAYS HAVE BEEN SO DARK TOO.

 

ALL THESE GADGETS TAKE MONEY TO RUN THEM BUT HELP  ME FROM FEELING BLUE.

 

WELL NOW THE GAS BOILERS PLAYING IT'S TRICKS AND IT STARTED ON SATURDAY.

 

I AM HOPING AND PRAYING THAT FEBRUARY ISN'T GOING TO GO THE SAME WAY.

 

I FEEL AS THOUGH I HAVE KILLED A ROBIN NO LUCK AT ALL JUST OF LATE.

 

YOU ALL KNOW THAT LAUGHING KATH DOESN'T LIKE TO BE MISERABLE IT'S SOMETHING I HATE.

 

THERES MANY THINGS ELSE THAT HAVE HAPPENED FAR TOO MANY TO MENTION IN HERE.

 

SO I'M ASKING FOR PRAYERS FOR THE FIRST TIME MY FRIENDS AS I KNOW YOU ARE ALL SO DEAR.

 

THEN MAYBE THINGS MIGHT TAKE A TURN AND I CAN START LAUGHING AGAIN.

 

INSTEAD OF ME HAVING TO WRITE MISERABLE THINGS AS FOR  ME THIS  IS SUCH A PAIN.

 

I AM SAT HERE NOW IN MY DRESSING GOWN WRITING THIS RHYME TO  POST.

 

WITH A HOT CUP OF CHOCOLATE AND THREE OR FOUR SLICES OF LOVELY HOT BUTTERED TOAST.

 HE-HE.

 

I BINGE WHEN I AM SO MISERABLE SO MY DIET HAS GONE WITH THE WIND .

 

WHICH I SAID I WOULD START IN JANUARY ALL THE SLIMMING FOODS I HAVE BINNED.

 

HE-HE.

 

WELL I CANNOT KEEP WARM ON SALADS AND FRUIT  I NEED SOMETHING GOOD IN MY TUM.

 

ANYWAY I CARN'T BE BOTHERED NOW IV'E LOST INTEREST IT'S  ALRIGHT FOR SOME.

 

SO WISH ME LUCK WILL YOU PLEASE J/LAND AND LETS HOPE THINGS  PICK UP SOON.

 

OR I MIGHT BE MOVING OUT ONE NIGHT BY THE LIGHT OF THE SILVERY MOON .  HE-HE.

 

LOOKING FOR SOMEWHERE ELSE AS THIS PLACE DOESN'T SEEM LUCKY FOR ME.

 

NOTHINGS GONE RIGHT SINCE I MOVED TO THE COAST AND TO LIVE HERE BY THE SEA.

 

I KNOW I MAKE YOU ALL LAUGH AT TIMES AND  I LOVE TO DO THAT EVEN SO.

 

WHEN TIMES ARE BAD AND NOTHING IS RIGHT AND THINGS THEY DON'T SEEM TO GO.

 

SMOOTHLY FOR ME I'M A FIGHTER BUT I FEEL OF LATE ALLS TOO MUCH.

 

IT GETS TO THE HEART OF ANYONE WHEN EVERYTHING  GOES WRONG AS SUCH.

 

OH WELL I WILL SIT AND WAIT FOR THE GAS MAN AND SEE WHAT HE HAS TO SAY.

 

I HOPE I DON'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR PARTS FOR THE BOILER ANOTHER DAY.

 

MY WASHING IS PILING UP SKY HIGH AND I DO THIS DAILY YOU SEE.

 

I ALSO CARN'T COPE WITHOUT A BATH OR A SHOWER WITH MERMAN HE-HE.

 

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T LNOW MERMAN HE'S A GRAPHIC WHICH RUSS DREW FOR ME.

 

AS I LOVE MERMAIDS HE THOUGHT A MERMAN WOULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE HE-HE.

 

IT IS BITTERLY COLD AND I'M FROZEN THROUGH HYPERTHYROIDISM I SUFFER WITH.

 

WITHOUT ANY  HEATING I'M SHIVERING BADLY AND I FEEL I AM READY TO GIVE.

 

UP ON MYSELF FRIENDS AT THIS TIME SO TRY  SAY A PRAYER FOR ME PLEASE.

 

THAT ALL THESE THINGS WHICH  KEEP HAPPENING TO ME WILL SOON GO AWAY AND EASE.

 

I HAVE HAD A BARROW LOAD JUST LATELY NOT  MENTIONING ALL OF THEM.

 

I KNOW YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I AM MISERABLE AND A MOANING OLD  "MOTHERHEN ".

 

SO I'LL CLOSE NOW AND WISH YOU ALL A GOOD DAY  UNTIL I AM BACK NEXT TIME.

 

HOPING I'M HAPPY WARM AND LAUGHING AND  WRITiNG MORE  " MY SIMPLE RHYMES "

 

 

         

  Thanx to Chris of Cab's Creations for this lovely graphic.

 

 

       

 

 

           

 

         

 

 

           

" MY PRECIOUS FIND"

                               

 

 

 PLEASE CAN WE GO TO McDONALDS I USED TO HERE LUKE  SAY .

 

MY TINY GRANDSON WHO THIS YEAR WILL LEAVE SCHOOL IN THE MONTH OF MAY .

 

HE WAS THEN JUST A LITTLE TINY TOT  FRIENDS AND McDONALDS WAS SOMETHING NEW.

 

TO ME AS THEY'D ONLY JUST OPENED ONE IN MY TOWN AND ONLY A FEW.

 

WERE SCATTERED AROUND ENGLAND IN THEM DAYS NOT LIKE THEY ALL ARE NOW.

 

SO EACH TIME I LOOKED AFTER GRANDSON LUKE I'D TREAT HIM TO SOMETHING SOMEHOW.

 

WELL CAN I PLEASE HAVE AN HAPPY MEAL GRANDMA HE WOULD SAY WITH JOY.

 

I HAD NO IDEA WHAT THE CONTENTS WERE BUT I WANTED TO PLEASE MY BOY.

 

PLEASE GRANDMA CAN I HAVE ONE HE'D PLEA BECAUSE INSIDE THERES A LITTLE TOY.

 

SO I USED TO SAY WELL WE''LL DO MY SHOP FIRST AND YES IF YOUR A GOOD BOY.

 

SO OFF HE WOULD TROT HOLDING MY HAND AND HE ALWAYS HELD MY BAG.

 

HE SOON GAVE IT BACK THOUGH WHEN  HEAVY WITH GOODS AND IT BEGAN TO SAG. HE-HE.

 

WELL THE REASON I TELL YOU THIS STORY IS BECAUSE YESTERDAY I FOUND SOMETHING ELSE.

 

THIS LITTLE FELLOW WHICH GRANDSON GAVE ME INSTEAD OF KEEPING HIMSELF.

 

I HAVE HAD IT ALL OF TEN YEARS NOW AND I REMEMBER PUTTING IT AWAY

 

FOR SAFE KEEPING BECAUSE IT BROUGHT MEMORIES TO ME OF THAT VERY DAY.

 

LUKE TOOK ME TO McDONALDS  FOR HIS HAPPY MEAL  WITH FRIES.

 

WHEN  I LOOKED AT IT THERE  I MUST ADMIT I SHED A FEW  TEARS FROM  MY EYES.

 

THEN I LOOKED ON THE INTERNET ONE NIGHT AND THIS PARTICULAR SMURF WELL HE.

 

WAS ONLY GIVEN OUT IN UK  ICELAND AND IRELAND  READ  BELOW AND YOU'LL SEE. 

 

  

 

McDonald's Promo Smurfs.

McDonald's Happy Meal Smurf. This Smurf is ready for his Happy Meal! The smiling Smurf figure holds his yellow happy meal box in one hand. This rare McDonald's Happy Meal Smurf was only available in the UK/Iceland/Ireland aspart of a special promotion for McDonald's in 1998. The Happy Meal Smurf is stamped (c) Peyo 1997.The McDonald's Smurfs all have an "M" marked on the back of their heads.

 

I KNOW HE ISN'T WORTH MILLIONS NOT EVEN A FEW POUNDS DON'T SUPPOSE.

 

BUT HE'S WORTH A MILLION TO ME MY FRIENDS AS THIS GIFT ONLY ME KNOWS.

 

HOW MUCH LOVE IT FILLS MY HEART WITH FROM MY  FIRST GRANDSON LUKE WELL WHO.

 

THAT DAY TEN YEARS AGO SAID TO ME  " GRANDMA YOU  HAVE SMURFY BECAUSE I REALY LOVE YOU " .

 

 

                               

 

THOSE WORDS MEANT  MORE THAN A MILLION POUND AND THEY STILL RING OUT LOUD IN MY HEAD.

 

HE WAS DELIGHTED WITH THE SMURFY BUT HE GAVE IT TO GRANDMA  INSTEAD.

 

OF BEING SELFISH AND KEEPING IT FOR HIMSELF AND I LOVE MY LITTLE SMURF.

 

THANKYOU GRANDSON  I'LL TREASURE IT ALWAYS  UNTIL I LEAVE THIS EARTH..

 

NOTHING DEAR GRANDSON IN VALUE BUT TO GRANDMA WORTH MORE THAN GOLD.

 

SO I'M KEEPING IT SAFE I'M A KID STILL AT HEART YOU KNOW  EVEN NOW I AM OLD.

 

WELL FRIENDS I BET YOU THINK I AM MAD WELL DO YOU KNOW YOU ARE  RIGHT.    

 

LITTLE SMURFS NOW SITTING ON TOP OF MY POOTER I'M NOT LETTING HIM OUT OF SIGHT.

 

HE-HE..

 

THEN EACH TIME I LOOK UP AND SEE HIM  THERE I WILL THINK OF OUR SHOPPING TIME.

 

ME AND MY GRANDSON WHO'S NOW SIXTEEN HERE HE IS  IN "MY SIMPLE RHYME".

 

 

OH NO !!! GRANDMA YOU HAVN'T STILL GOT SMIRFY HAVE YOU ? 

 

    HE-HE HE!!!!!!

 

                  

 

 

 

 

                         

AWARD WINNERS FROM " MY SIMPLE RHYMES " COME COLLECT THEM.

 

 

                        

 

WELL WHAT A SUPRIZE I GOT TODAY WHEN I TURNED ON MY POOTER FOLKS.

 

SOMEONE HAD SENT ME AN E. MAIL SAYING AN AWARD FOR YOU I THOUGHT JOKE.

 

SO I CHECKED OUT JANS JOURNAL AND YES IT WAS THERE RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES.

 

JAN (SERENDIPITY) HAD CHOSEN ME FOR NICE MATTERS AWARD WHAT A SUPRIZE.

 

I WAS OVER THE MOON MY FRIENDS AND I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MUCH.

 

AS I KNOW I DO NOT KNOW EVERYONE WELL BUT JAN THANKYOU SO VERY MUCH.

 

NOW HERE I GO I UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CHOOSE FAVOURITES NOW.

 

WELL BELIEVE IT OR NOT I READ HUNDREDS AND SO I JUST DO NOT KNOW HOW.

 

I AM GOING TO CHOOSE A SMALL NUMBER LIKE THIS BUT I LOVE YOU ALL DON'T FORGET.

 

SO HERE GOES FRIENDS THREE TWO ONE ARE YOU READY STEADY GET SET.

 

NUMBER  1

 

I CHOOSE THIS PERSON SHE MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY DAY.

 

SHE SENDS ME E. MAILS A PLENTY WITH FUNNY THINGS SHE SENDS MY WAY.

 

HER NAME IS JAMIE I HAVN'T KNOWN HER LONG BUT SHE IS HAVING SUCH FUN.

 

JUST NOW AS HER HUBBY HAS JUST RETIRED AND SO MANY JOBS HE HAS DONE.

 

HE HAS CLEANED UP FOR HER AND MADE HER THINGS AND SHE LOVES TAKING PICTURES TOO.

 

ALREADY SHE'S ENTERED THE PHOTOSHOOT YES SHE'S  FUNNY I'M NOT KIDDING YOU.  HE-HE.

 

PAY HER A VIST SHE'LL BE DELIGHTED SHE'S SUCH A NICE PERSON YOU'LL FIND.

 

FUNNY AND HER DAUGHTER MAKES HER GRAPHICS AND GIVES ME SOME TOO HOW KIND.

 

JAMIES LINK .http://journals.aol.com/bojgill4375/there-is-only-1-today/

 

NUMBER 2,

 

MY SECOND CHOICE IS BARBARA I THINK EVERYONE LOVES BARB.

 

SHE IS THE KINDEST PERSON AND OH DEAR THIS IS SO HARD.

 

HER WORDS ARE ALWAYS CARING SHE THINKS OF OTHERS SO DEAR.

 

STRANGE HOW WE GET ATTATCHED TO SOMEONE SHE HAS HELPED WIPE MANY A TEAR.

 

JUST LIKE US ALL SHE HAS HER DOWN TIMES BUT SHE TURNS TO THE LORD LIKE ME.

 

HER FAITH IT CARRIES HER THROUGH AND I AM SO HAPPY I FOUND HER YOU SEE.

 

JUST OF LATE I HAVN'T BEEN WELL AND BARB HAS HELPED ME SO.

 

PAY HER A CALL IF YOU DON'T KNOW HER NOT TOMORROW TODAY NOW GO. HE-HE

 

 BARB  http://journals.aol.com/barbpinion/HEYLETSTALK/

 

 

NUMBER 3,

 

MY THIRD CHOICE IS PAM I JUST LOVE HER JOURNAL SHE INPIRES ME TO NO END.

 

ON -YA -MA WE ALL KNOW HER AS AND I CONSIDER HER AS A GREAT FRIEND.

 

SHE POPS IN HER JOURNAL QUOTES AND POEMS AND TELLS US OF HER LIFE.

 

WORKING FULL TIME AND ALMOST RETIRED SOMETIMES SHE HAS TO STRIVE.

 

AS I UNDERSTAND IT IS SO HARD TO WORK WHEN WE GET OLDER I KNOW.

 

AND I SURE HOPE SHE ENJOYS HER NEW HOME SHE'S  BOUGHT FOR SUMMER DAYS TO GO.

 

YES SHE HAS BOUGHT HERSELF A VAN SHE CAN VISIT THIS WHEN WARM IN THE SPRING.

 

GATHERING WITH HER WONDERFFUL FAMILY SHE DESERVES BEST OF EVERYTHING.

 

THAT COMES HER WAY SHE IS SUCH A HARD WORKER AND INSPIRATIONAL TOO.

 

PAY HER A CALL YOU WON'T BE SORRY SHE WILL WELCOME ALL OF YOU .

 

 PAM ON-YA-MA  http://journals.aol.com/marainey1/GoodMorningSunshine/

 

 

NUMBER 4

 

MY FOURTH CHOICE IS A GRAPHIC MAKER HER NAME IS CHRIS AND I LOVE .

 

ALL HER WORK AND ALSO HER NATURE SHE IS ALWAYS FULL OF LOVE.

 

WHENEVER SHE COMMENTS OR E. MAILS YOU HER WORDS ARE SO KIND AND TRUE.

 

NOTHINGS TOO MUCH FOR THIS LADY AND I LOVE HER TO BITS LIKE ALL YOU.

 

SHE HAS JUST BEEN BATTLING THE NONE SMOKING GAME AND SHE HAS DONE REALY WELL.

 

WHEN NOT OFFERING GRAPHICS UP CHRIS HAS ALWAYS A LOVELY STORY TO TELL.

 

OF HER UPS AND DOWNS AND HER LOVELY FAMILY SHE HAS STRUGGLED TO BRING UP.

 

MANY A YEAR ON HER OWN AND I THINK SHE DESERVES A  SOLID GOLD CUP. HE-HE.

 

SO PLEASE GO ALONG IF YOU HAVN'T BEEN THERE HER WORK IS DELIGHTFUL YOU'LL SEE.

 

I PROMISE YOU WILL NOT BE DISSAPOINTED SHE HAS ALWAYS SATISFIED ME

 

 CHRIS  http://journals.aol.com/cacklinrosie101/CabsCreations/

 

 

NUMBER 5.

 

MY FIFTH CHOICE HAS GOT TO BE WINIVERE THE WOMEN IN THE GLASS BOX.

 

THIS LADY IS VERY TALENTED AND HER JOURNAL CONTAINS JUST LOTS.

 

OF VERY INTERESTING TOPICS SHE VARIES HER POSTS THEY ARE FINE.

 

JUST NOW SHE COULD DO WITH A LITTLE SUPPORT AS SHE'S GOING THROUGH A HARD TIME.

 

WINIVERE IS OUT OF WORK AND SHE'S A VERY INTELLEGENT LASS.

 

SHE HAS BEEN TRYING TO GET OUT OF THIS BOX FOR A WHILE WHICH IS MADE OF GLASS.

 

SO PLEASE BOB ALONG AND VISIT HER JOURNAL COLOURFUL BRIGHT AND GAY.

 

I FIND IT DIFFERANT AND ALWAYS  SUCH  INTERESTING THINGS SHE HAS TO SAY.

 

I AM SURE SHE WILL BE DELIGHTED AND WHEN SHE IS IN THAT MOOD.

 

YOU GET A REAL LAUGH THERE I PROMISE WHICH LIFTS YOU OUT OF THE BROOD.

 

 WINIVERE  http://journals.aol.com/winivere2002/TheGlassBox/

 

 

NUMBER 6

 

LAST BUT NOT LEAST I FEEL I HAVE TO CHOOSE THIS PERSON BECAUSE.

 

EVEN THOUGH IN HIS SENIOR YEARS HE'S NEVER AT A LOSS.

 

TO TRY AND SHOW US HIS WONDERFUL SNAPS OF THE PLACE WHERE HE DOES LIVE.

 

AND I AMIRE HIM GREATLY FOR HIS AGE AND HIS INTERESTS HE GIVES.

 

IN ALSORTS OF SUBJECTS HE POSTS TO US HE'S A GREAT GUY AND HAS DONE SO WELL.

 

LOTS OF BYE GONE STORIES TOO VERY INTERESTING THINGS TO TELL.

 

SAMSAYS HIS JOURNAL IS CALLED FRIENDS FROM COLORADO SO INTERESTING I SWEAR..

 

HE'S A REFINE RETIRED GREYHOUND BUS DRIVER WHO'S TRAVELLED MANY MILES OUT THERE.

 

GO SEE THIS SENIOR CITIZEN I'M GIVING HIM A CHANCE LIKE US.

 

TO RECIEVE AN AWARD HE'S WORTHY OF EVEN IF HE DON'T LIKE NO FUSS HE-HE.

 

SAM   http://journals.aol.com/gravydogg55/samsays/

 

SO THERE YOU HAVE MY SIX  AND I CANNOT SAY HOW PLEASED I AM.

 

TO RECIEVE THIS AWARD FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS ONE BEING FROM JAN.  (SERENDIPITY)

 

THANKYOU JAN MY DEAR FRIEND I AM GRATEFUL MORE THAN WORDS CAN SAY.

 

THIS LOVELY SUPRIZE REALY CHEERED ME UP ON THIS WINDY COLD SNOWY DAY.

 

SO NOW YOU SIX CAN CHOOSE WHO YOU WISH TO PASS ON THE AWARD THIS TIME.

 

I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY MY CHOICE I HAVE PLACED HERE IN " MY SIMPLE RHYME ".

 

THANKYOU TO EVERYONE FOR YOUR PAST COMMENTS I APPRECIATE EVERYONE OF THEM.

 

I LOVE ALL MY JOURNALS I FOLLOW DID YOU ALL HERE " MOTHERHEN "  SHOUT . HE-HE

 

I KNOW FOR CERTAIN AS THE AWARD GOES AROUND NOT ANY OF YOU WILL BE LEFT OUT.

                     

 

     

 

NOW TAKE YOUR AWARD YOU ARE WELL WORTHY OF THEM .

 

 

 

SAM THE ONE ABOVE WITH THE DOGGY ON IS FOR YOU.

 

 HERE YOU ARE MY DEAR FRIEND .

                        

 

   LUV YA ALL LOADS  MOTHERHEN !!!!

 

 

 

 

 

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JEWELLERY CLEAR OUT.

 

    

 

 

WHEN I WOKE YESTERDAY IT WAS GLOOMY AS I GOT UP WITH THE LARKS.

 

NOT A DAY TO GO WALKING AT ALL OR SITTING AROUND IN THE PARKS. 

 

I DECIDED  ANOTHER  CLEAR OUT OF MY JEWELLERY BOXES THREE.

 

I DON'T OFTEN WEAR MUCH OF THIS NOWADAYS  AS I DO NOT GO OUT MUCH  YOU SEE.

 

NECKLACES OF EVERY DESIGN WITH EARINGS TO MATCH THERE TOO.

 

COSTUME JEWELLERY  FIRST I CLEARED ALL THE REDS AND BLACKS AND BLUE.

 

WHITES AND PINKS AND LILACS ALL COLOURS UNDER THE SUN.

 

 

 

 

OH IT TOOK ME HOURS TO SORT THEM ON DOING SO I HAD MUCH FUN.

 

AS EACH PIECE BROUGHT A MEMORY OF SOME EVENT I'D BEEN ON.

 

OUTINGS AND GATHERINGS OF FAMILY WHEN TO WEDDINGS AND THINGS WE HAVE GONE.

 

THEN CAME THE SORTING OF HAIR ORNAMENTS YES I HAVE LOTS IN STORE.

 

AS I HAVE HAD  MY HAIR FAIRLY LONG FOR MANY A YEAR AND MORE.

 

 

        

                       

 

SO ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS I USUALY WEAR

SOMETHING ADORNING  MY HAIR.

 

AS IN THE PICTURE BELOW HERE YOU  SEE SOME FLOWERS IN MY HAIR THERE .

 

  

 

THIS WAS AT SOMEONES WEDDING A COUPLE OF YEARS  AGO NOW.

 

I WAS  LOOKING DOWN AT MY GRANDAUGHTER DANCING AWAY OH WOW.

 

THEY DIDIN'T WANT ANYONE IN HATS SO I HAD TO TRIM UP MY HAIR.

 

OTHERWISE DO NOT AKS ME WHY I THINK I WOULD HAVE FELT BARE.

 

SO YES EACH PIECE I SORTED A MEMORY IT  BROUGHT MY WAY.

 

OF ME ENJOYING MYSELF ALL DRESSED UP ON SOME CELEBRATION  DAY.

 

ALMOST LIKE WHENYOU HEAR CERTAIN MUSIC IT BRINGS TO YOUR MIND THE SAME.

 

A MEMORY OF SOMETHING IN THE TUNE TAKES YOU WONDERING DOWN OLD MEMORY LANE.

 

WELL THE JEWELLERY AND THINGS FINALLY SORTED IT TOOK  ME MANY HOURS.

 

SO I THEN WENT OUT AND DECIDED TO TAKE A FEW SNAPS OF MY FLOWERS.

 

I THOUGHT I MIGHT CHEER YOU UP MY FRIENDS FROM THESE LONG DARK DISMAL DAYS.

 

WE HAVE ALL BEEN EXPERIANCING RAINSTORMS AND WINDS BUT NOT MANY SUNSHINE RAYS.

 

YET MY LITTLE PANSIES HAVE DONE SO WELL THEY ARE BLOOMING AND BOWING THERE HEADS .

 

EACH MORNING I GO TO TEND THEM AND PLUCK OFF THE ONES THAT ARE DEAD.

 

IN THE BITING WIND THEY FLOURISH AND LIVING HERE AT THE COAST.

 

THROUGH ALL THE GALES AND THE SALT AIR AROUND THERE CERTAINLY PROVING THE MOST.

 

HEALTHY LOOKING PANSIES AND I WISH I COULD SAY THE SAME.

 

FOR ME MYSELF MY FRIENDS BUT I CANNOT THAT WOULD BE REALY VAIN.

 

SO I HOPE THESE FEW LITTLE PANSIES FOR THOUGHT HAVE CHEERED YOU ALL TODAY .

 

AND LETS HOPE NOW WE ARE ALMOST IN  FEBRUARY SPRING SOON WILL BE ON ITS WAY.

 

OH HOW I LOVE THE SPRINGTIME WITH DAFFY'S AND TULIPS AND SUCH .

 

YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE MY FLOWERS AND I MISS MY GARDENS SO MUCH.

 

 

 

NOT TO WORRY AS LONG AS I HAVE MY POTS AT LEAST THERE SHOWING THERE WORTH .

 

AS NEARER GODS HEART IN A GARDEN THAN ANYWHERE ELSE ON EARTH.

 

SO ONCE AGAIN A MEMORY THESE TINY PANSIES BROUGHT ME.

 

GROWING THERE IN THAT TINY POT ORANGES AND LEMONS YOU SEE.

 

OF ALL MY DELIGHTFUL GARDENS IV'E MADE WHEN I USED TO HAVE LARGE PLOTS.

 

IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE GARDEN  BECAUSE " LITTLE THINGS MEAN A LOT ".

 

 

 

ISN'T IT STRANGE HOW SORTING MY JEWELERY AND SORTING MY HAIR ONAMENTS .

 

BROUGHT  ME A DAY OF JOY AND BROUGHT ME SUCH MEMORIES AND  SENTIMENTS.

 

SO WHEN  ALL WAS   FINALLY SORTED OUT AND ALL THINGS WERE TIDY AND FINE.

 

I SAT DOWN RELAXED AND DECIDED TO WRITE YOU ANOTHER OF                            

 

                              " MY SIMPLE RHYMES ".

 

 

                      HAVE A LOVELY DAY EVREYONE

 

         

                   

 

              KATH    ASTORIASAND

 

 

 

"THIRTY TWO YEARS AGO

       

 

WHERE HAVE THE LAST THIRTY TWO YEARS GONE WOULDN'T I LIKE TO KNOW.

 

LOOKING BACK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH I WONDERED THEN WHERE WE WOULD GO .

 

AS AT THIS PARTICULAR TIME IN LIFE I WAS LEFT  WITH THREE CHILDREN SMALL.

 

I HAD NO IDEA WHAT LIFE HAD  IN STORE AND I HAD NO CARES AT ALL.

 

YET WHEN I CAME ACROSS THIS PICTURE I THOUGHT TO MYSELF WELL KATH

 

LOOKING AT YOU THERE SMILING YOU  MUST STILL HAVE HAD STRENGTH TO LAUGH.

 

THE ELDEST SON  JUST SEVEN YRS OLD THEN NEXT SON THREE AND A HALF .

 

MY DAUGHTER TEN MONTH OLD AND ME WEARING MY BANDANA SCARF.

 

I HAD GONE ON A DAY TRIP OUT TO WALES WITH A FRIEND SO KIND TO ME THEN.

 

I AM  SAT AT THE TOP OF CAERNARFON CASTLE IN THEM DAYS WALES WAS A JEM.

 

THE PREVIOUS YEAR I HAD BEEN SO ILL WHEN EXPECTING MY BABY GIRL..

 

COMPLICATIONS SET IN AT THREE MONTHS AND EVERYTHING WENTIN A WHIRL .

 

I HAD ACUTE APPENDICITIS AND A GALL BLADDER OP AS WELL.

 

THEN I HAD AN ABCESS REMOVED FROM MY UTERUS TOO PAINFUL FOR ME TO TELL .

 

THE SURGEON TOLD MY PARENTS IT WAS MY LIFE OR THE BABES.

 

UNTIL ANOTHER SPECIALIST STEPPED IN AND HIM OUR LIVES HE SAVED.

 

SIX MONTHS OF OPERATIONS AND BED REST UNTIL THE DAY.

 

MY BABY GIRL WAS DELIVERED IN THE ORDINARY  NORMAL WAY.

 

I WAS VERY WEAK ON COMING HOME AND FOUGHT WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.

 

THOUGH AT ONE POINT DURING MY HOSPITAL STAY I DID GIVE THEM ALL A FRIGHT.

 

SO WHEN I RECOVERED AND I WAS THEN LEFT WITH MY CHILDREN THREE.

 

I WAS ASKED IF I'D LIKE THIS DAY OUT AND SO I QUICKLY  DID AGREE.

 

THE YEAR WAS 1976 AND I REMEMBER THE WEATHER  RED HOT.

 

THATS MAYBE WHY I HAVE THE BANDANA PLONKED ON MY TOP KNOT HE-HE.

 

 

LOOKING BACK NOW I THINK OF THE TIME HOW I WORRIED WHAT LIFE HAD IN STORE.

 

TODAY AS I LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH I DON'T THINK I COULD WISH FOR MORE.

 

TIMES HAVE BEEN HARD AND IV'E STRUGGLED BUT ALSO TIMES HAVE BEEN GOOD.

 

SO MUCH SO IF WE COULD TURN AROUND I KNOW I SURELY WOULD.

 

LIVE OVER THOSE YEARS I HAVE TRAVELLED I'M SO THANKFUL FOR ALL I HAVE HAD.

 

IT COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE BUT I TAKE THE GOOD WITH THE BAD .

 

LOOK HOW SLIM THE CHILDREN WERE  IN THEM DAYS FOLKS CAN YOU  SEE.

 

SOMETIMES ON THESE OLD PHOTOGRAPHS THEY LOOK SKELETAL TO ME.

 

THOUGH I FEEL BECAUSE THEY ATE WHAT WE COOKED GOOD FOOD NOT LIKE TODAY.

 

I NEVER BOUGHT ANYTHING  IN TINS OR JARS AND NO FAST FOODS DOWN OUR WAY.

 

ALL THE PROCESSED STUFF THATS AROUND ON SALE FOR THE KIDS IN THIS AGE.

 

CHIPS AND BEEFBURGERS FAST FOODS ETC  SEEM NOW TO BE ALL THE RAGE.

 

SO I DO BELIEVE THE DOCTORS ARE RIGHT IN MANY THINGS WHICH THEY SAY.

 

ABOUT THE GROWING DIABETES CHILDREN ARE EXPERIANCING  TODAY.

 

WELL THE PICTURE ABOVE I JUST LOVE IT OF THE CHILDREN  WHEN THEY  WERE SMALL.

 

THERE  IN WALES A SINGLE MOTHER  OUTSIDE THE FLORAL HALL.

 

OH ISN'T IT GOOD TO LOOK BACK AT OLD PICTURES WHEN WE HAVE LOTS OF TIME.

 

I LOVE TO GO BACK TO THEM DAYS BUILDING SAND CASTLES SAYING NURSERY RHYMES .

 

IF WE KNEW BACK THEN WHAT WE KNOW NOW BACK IN THOSE DAYS OF OLD.

 

I STILL WOULDN'T CHANGE A THING IN MY LIFE WHICH A LITTLE OF IT I HAVE TOLD.

 

CHILDREN KEEP YOU YOUNG AT HEART AND THEY KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES.

 

EVERYONE WHO HAS HAD A FAMILY WILL UNDERSTAND THIS AND  KNOW.

 

AHHHH  WELL THOSE THIRTY TWO YEARS HAVE PASSED NOW AND IT IS 2008.

 

I HAVE LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF ALL OF THEM EACH ONE OF THEM  WERE GREAT.

 

I DID HAVE ANOTHER SON AFTER THIS TIME TO MY ROOSTER IN  SEVENTY NINE.

 

EVEN THOUGH I HAD BEEN TOLD NOT TO EVERYTHING  TURNED OUT FINE.

 

THROUGH TIMES OF TROUBLE AND SADNESS WE ALL SEEM TO WIN THROUGH SOMEHOW..

 

YES THERE IS LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL WHEN YOUR THINKING YOU  DON'T KNOW HOW.

 

TO MAKE ENDS MEET AND WHERE YOU ARE GOING OR WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT.

 

SO DON'T GET UPSET BECAUSE BELIEVE ME IV'E  HAD ROUGH TIMES AND BEEN VEXED.

 

BUT THE GOOD LORD HE HELPED ME THROUGH IT ALL AND HERE I AM AT THIS TIME.

 

THIRTY TWO YEARS PAST  MY FAMILY GROWN UP  AND STILL WRITING " MY SIMPLE RYHME "

 

                

                                    

 

 THANX TO CHRIS OF CAB'S CREATIONS FOR THIS LOVELY GRAPHIC.

 

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"GOOD EVENING"

                        

             

 

I THOUGHT OH! I'LL DO A FEW COMMENTS LAST THURSDAY AS  I HAD A LITTLE SPARE TIME.

 

THEN IF I GOT FINISHED EARLY I WOULD  DO ANOTHER RHYME.

 

SO THURDAY MORNING OF LAST WEEK I TURN ON  LIKE WE ALL DO .

 

OH! DEAR  SOMETHING QUITE DIFFERANT A MESSAGE IS WAITING THATS NEW.

 

CANNOT CONNECT TO SERVER  NOT AGAIN I WAS READY TO SWEAR.

 

SO I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS GIVEN TO ME WHICH I WAS READING THERE .

 

YES THIS IS QUITE EASY I THOUGHT SO EVERYTHINGS GOING TO BE FINE.

 

WAS I WISHFUL THINKING AGAIN I GET KICKED STRAIGHT OFFLINE .

 

SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERANT SO KATH THOUGHT SHE WOULDN'T BE BET.

 

ONCE AGAIN I DID WHAT IT TOLD ME THEN IT SAID WILL YOU GO NOW  AND GET .

 

TO LIVE HELP OR RING YOUR INTERNET PROVIDER I SCREAMED AND THOUGHT YES YOU BET!!!.

 

EACH TIME I RANG WELL GOOD HEAVENS WHEN I GOT THROUGH THEY DIDN'T KNOW.

 

JUST WHAT WAS WRONG AND WHEN I EXPLAINED OH JUST ONE MINUTE AND SO..

 

WILL YOU PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS MUSIC I'LL BE BACK AS SOON AS I CAN.

 

GRRRR I  WAS VERY FRUSTRATED SAT THERE LISTENING TO DURAN DURAN..

 

MYHEAD WAS BANGING  THEN ANOTHER MAN BUKTA  HE NOW COMES ON THE LINE.

 

HELLO THIS IS BUKTA I WILL FIX IT AND EVERYTHINGS GOING TO BE FINE.

 

I AM THE AOL TOP TECHNITIAN YOU ARE SPEAKING HERE TO TODAY

 

SO I PAUSED FOR A WHILE PUT MY HANDS TOGETHER MOTHERHEN  SHE STARTED TO PRAY.

 

HE THEN DIRECTED ME ON THE PHONE WHERE TO GO ON MY POOTER .

 

TYPE INTO RUN:-A LOAD OF DOUBLE DUTCH AND I THOUGHT OH THIS IS SUPER.

 

I WON'T BE LONG NOW BEFORE IT IS FIXED UP ONE TO ONE ON THE PHONE.

 

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE PHONE GOES DEAD AND BUKTA MUST HAVE GONE HOME.

 

SO I SET UP AGAIN TO REDIAL MY PHONE AND GOT A REPLY FROM  ASHID.

 

HE SAID BUKTA APOLOGISES MADAM KATHLEEN OH YES I BET HE DID.

 

HE TOLD ME TO UNINSTALL AOL AND ALSO MY MODEM TOO.

 

RE-INSTALL BOTH THE DISCS AND THIS WILL WORK OUT FOR YOU.

 

CAN YOU TELL ME WHY I SHOULD DO ALL THIS NECESSARY WORK.

 

THEN MOTHERHEN STARTED CLUCKING BECAUSE TO ME THEY ARE ALL JERKS.

 

BEEN TO LIVE HELP A THOUSAND TIMES AND TWO HERE IN A SHORT SPACE.

 

I AM GLAD I 'M NOT IN A HURRY GOING AT THERE FLIPPING  PACE.

 

I AM TECHNITIAN HE TELLS ME OH! I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED.

 

I SAID IN A VERY POLITE WAY THANK GOODNESS I HAVE BEEN BLESSED.  HE-HE.

 

NO BUT IT'S NO LAUGHING MATTER AFTER SEVEN DAYS AND INSTRUCTIONS MORE.

 

OF DIFFERANT REPS AND DIFFERANT SOLUTIONS MY HEAD IT IS PRETTY SORE.

 

I WILL STOP THESE DISCONECTIONS MADAM AS SOON AS YOU DO AS I SAY.

 

YOUR CONNECTION HAS BEEEN CHANGED AUTO AND WE HAVE DONE IT WRONG WAY.

 

WE HAVE PUT YOU ON A ROUTER NOW FOR YOU TO GOONLINE.

 

YES SORRY YOU NEED MODEM CONNECTION SO ALL IS GOING TO BE FINE.

 

AOL ARE EXPERIANCING PROBLEMS WITH CONNECTIONS WHERE ARE YOU AT.

 

I AM IN MY HOME I TOLD HIM MY ADDRESS OF MY LITTLE FLAT.

 

JUST PLEASE GET ME BACK ONLINE AS BEFORE WHEN I NEED  TO CHANGE I WILL.

 

TO GO TO VISTA AND WANT A ROUTER BUT FOR NOW I WANT AOL9 STILL.

 

SO CAN YOU HELP ME OR CAR'NT YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE MADE A RIGHT MESS.

 

OF MY SETTINGS ON MY COMPUTER AND EVEN RESTORE I CARN'T GET .

 

ME BACK TO NORMAL NOW AND MY MODEM LIGHTS ARE ALL LIT UP FINE.

 

WHEN  I TRY TO SIGN IN WITH YOUR CHANGES IT WILL NOT LET ME GO ONLINE.

 

IF I DO MANAGE IT  DISCONNECTS ME  EVERY TEN MINUTES OR SO.

 

TELLING ME TO RING YOU UP AGAIN AND TO LIVE HELP IV'E GOT TO GO.

 

WELL I HAVE MY PHONEBILL ONLINE HERE ASHID AND THE CHARGES YOU MAKE YOU SEE.

 

ARE VERY EXPEPENSIVE WHEN ALL THIS  TIME YOU ARE NOT HELPING ME.

 

I AM REALY LOSING MY PACIENCE NOW DON'T YOU REALISE THIS.

 

EVERYTIME I SIGN IN EACH DAY MY CONNECTION  IS ALWAYS  A HIT AND A MISS.

 

WELL NONE OF YOU ASHADS  BUKTA'S  AND RAHMEDS KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING WITH  MY LINE.

 

SO GOODBYE I'LL GET HELP ELSEWHERE AND PUT YOUR NAMES HERE IN " MY SIMPLE RHYME".

 

                                      

                       

                               HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

I AM SORRY I HAVN'T BEEN COMMENTING AS NORMAL BUT HOPEFULLY WILL BE NOW .WISH ME LUCK!!

 

I HAVE FINALLY GOT SORTED THIS EVENING AND I AM HOPING THIS IS FOR GOOD AT A GREAT EXPENCE THANKS TO AOL'S MISTAKE.

                                             PHEW I AM WACKED.

 

 

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PLASTERERS AND AOL

                                

HELLO AOL PLEASE. 

        

       

                                 

I WAS WOKEN UP FRIDAY  MORNING AGAIN TO BANGING AND THOUGHT TO MYSELF.

 

WAS IT COMING FROM OUTSIDE MY FLAT OR HAD SOMETHING DROPPED OFF A SHELF.

 

AS ANYONE KNOWS WHEN YOUR EARS ARN'T PERFECT SOUNDS ARE HARD TO DETECT.

 

JUST WHERE ABOUTS THEY ARE COMING FROM SO I THOUGHT OH WHAT THE HECK.

 

I ROLLED OVER AND PULLED THE DUVET UP AND THEN BANG IT HAPPENED AGAIN.

 

I WAS SURE THIS TIME IT CAME FROM THE WINDOW AND SOMETHING HAD HIT THE PANE.

 

ROOSTER HAD LEFT FOR WORK AT THIS TIME SO I WENT BACK TO TO BED  FOR A WHILE.

 

AS I TOLD YOU IN MY LAST POSTING THIS HAS BEEN MY LATEST STYLE.     HE HE

 

BEING OF A NERVOUS DISPOSITION I THOUGHT I HAD BETTER GET UP.

 

AND HAVE A LOOK ROUND THE FLAT TO SEE JUST WHAT WAS REALY UP.   HE-HE.

 

SO I WANDERED FROM ROOM TO ROOM HALF ASLEEP AND COULDN'T SEE ANYTHING AMISS.

 

OPENED THE CURTAINS AND PEEPED THROUGH THE BLINDS BUT ALL I SAW WAS A MIST.

 

I WAS STILL WONDERING WHAT THE BANGS WERE AND I THOUGHT OH KATH GET DRESSED.

 

SO I WENT TO GET SHOWERED AND WHILST I WAS DOING SO VISIONED I'D FIND A MESS.

 

ALL OF A SUDDEN I HEARD IT AGAIN OH GOODNESS LET ME GET OUT.

 

OF THIS SHOWER QUICKLY GET DRESSED AND  HAVE ANOTHER LOOK ABOUT.

 

WELL I MADE THE BED AND DID THE USUAL AND THEN WENT ON SEARCHING AGAIN.

 

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE BIGGEST CRACK AGAINST MY WINDOW PANE.

 

I OPENED THE BLINDS AND ALL I COULD SEE WAS A LADDER IN FRONT OF ME.

 

BLIMEY I THOUGHT THE FLAT NEXT DOOR  HAS BURGLARS I WAS SHAKING  HE-HE.

 

I TRIED TO LOOK UP ABOVE THIS LADDER BUT STILL I COULDN'T SEE RIGHT.

 

SO I DECIDED TO WAIT FOR A WHILE AND SEE IF ANYONE CAME INTO MY SIGHT.

 

THEN YES THIS BUCKET COMES PAST MY WINDOW SWAYING TWO AND FRO ON A ROPE.

 

CRASH IT HITS MY WINDOW AGAIN AND I THOUGHT WHO IS THIS SOME DOPE .

 

THATS SENDING THIS BUCKET AGAINST MY WINDOW I BETTER GET PREPAIRED.

 

SO I SAT DOWN ON THE BEDROOM CHAIR AND WAITED AND I JUST STARED.

 

I WANTED TO MAKE SURE IT WAS THE BUCKET THAT HAD HIT THE GLASS YOU SEE.

 

BEFORE I WENT DOWSTAIRS TO THE CULPRIT AND GIVE THEM A BIT OF ME.   HE-HE

 

SO YES IT HAPPENED AGAIN MY FRIENDS SO I WENT OUTSIDE AND I SAW.

 

THIS GUY SENDING LOTS OF RUBBLE BY BUCKET DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR.

 

BELOW MY FLAT SO I SHOUTED OUT WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR AT.

 

HE SAID I AM TAKING SOME PLASTERWORK OFF THE WALLS FROM THE NEXT DOORS  FLAT.

 

I SAID YES YOUR GOING TO ADD GLASS TO THAT TOO IF IT HITS MY WINDOW AGAIN  .

 

LIKE THAT EVERY TIME IT DOES A TRIP SO PLEASE COULD YOU KINDLY REFRAIN..

 

HE SAID WELL I HAVE A JOB TO DO MRS AND I SAID  WELL GET THE RIGHT GEAR.

 

OR IF I FETCH MY BOWL OF SATSUMAS YOU MIGHT GET A THICK EAR.

 

         

 

 

             

YOU WON'T BE REMOVING PLASTER THEN  AND YOU WOKE ME TOO WITH THE BANGS.

 

DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD PROTECT MY WINDOW FROM YOUR BUCKET WHEN IT HANGS.

 

I WAS TRYING TO HAVE A LIE IN TODAY WHICH IS SOMETHING I DON'T OFTEN DO.  HE-HE  (ya big fibba)

 

AND YOU COME BANGING AND CLATTERING YOUR BUCKET I'M NOT VERY HAPPY WITH YOU.

 

WHATS THE SATSUMAS FOR HE ASKED IN A VERY INQUISITIVE  VOICE.

 

OH! SO YOU'D REALY LIKE TO KNOW WOULD YOU  NOW YOU'VE MADE ALL THIS NOISE.

 

HE SAID YES I WOULDN'T MIND MRS SO I PICKED ONE FROM MY DISH.

 

AIMED IT AT THE BIN ON  THE ROADSIDE  AND I MADE SURE I DIDN'T MISS.

 

COR BLIMEY HE SAID YOUR A CRACKSHOT WITH THEM ARN'T YOU MRS  WELL DONE.

 

YOU WON'T BE SAYING THAT IF I AIM ONE AT YOU IT WON'T BE MUCH FUN.

 

OH SO THATS WHAT SATSUMAS ARE FOR THEN I BETTER FIND A NEW WAY.

 

TO LOWER THE BUCKET FULL OF PLASTER AND THEN THERE WON'T BE AN AFFRAY . 

 

YES YOU SHOULD HAVE A SHUTE FOR THAT JOB ANYONE WITH SENCE SHOULD KNOW.

 

I MIGHT BE A PENSIONER BUT IV'E DONE THAT  SO YOU'D BETTER GO WITH THE FLOW.

 

AND UPDATE YOUR EQUIPMENT SONNY BOY AND ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M AROUND.

 

THEN I WON'T BE GOING ACROSS THE ROAD TO THE MARKET FOR ANOTHER POUND.

 

OF LOVELY JUICY SATSUMAS ASK ANYONE ROUND HERE ABOUT ME.

 

AND THEY WILL TELL YOU I DO NOT MISS AND I LIKE SOME PEACE YOU SEE.

 

SO OFF HE WENT IN HIS WAGON AND I HAVN'T SEEN HIM SINCE.

 

IT'S A GOOD JOB AS WELL BECAUSE I WAS READY TO MAKE HIM INTO MINCE.    HE-HE

 

SOME OF THESE COWBOYS THEY REALY ANNOY ME HE HAS A JOB TO DO.

 

I KNOW THIS BUT SOME OF THEM DON'T GIVE A HOOT HOW MUCH THEY DISTURB YOU.

 

WELL APPARENTLY HE IS DOING LOTS OF WORK ON THE EMPTY FLAT ABOVE.

 

AS I LOST MY NEIGHBOUR TWO WEEKS AGO AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WORKMEN I LOVE.

 

I HAVE  HAD MY SHARE IN THE PAST AS YOU KNOW WELL THIS ONE GOT WARNED SO QUICK.

 

I HAVE JUST HEARD NOW MY SATSUMA STORY I TOLD HIM HAS DONE THE TRICK.  HE-HE.

 

HE'S GOT A SHUTE FOR TOMORROW IV'E BEEN TOLD BY SOMEBODY  TODAY.

 

I HOPE HE'S NOT HERE AT SEVEN 'O'CLOCK OR SATSUMAS WILL FLY BY  HIS WAY.

 

I AM HAVING A NEW LADY COME LIVE NEAR  ME SO I'M HOPING SHE'S GOING TO BE.

 

A NICE HAPPY KIND OF FRIENDLY PERSON YOU KNOW THE SORT LIKE ME.    HE-HE. (Thats a laf)

 

SO WISH ME LUCK MY J/LAND FRIENDS AND LETS HOPE SHE'S LIKE LAUGHING KATH.

 

AND LIKES A BIT OF FUN NOW AND THEN AND ALSO LIKES  A LAUGH.

 

I WILL LET YOU KNOW IN A FUTURE POSTING WHAT SHE IS LIKE WHEN I MEET.

 

HER AND WELCOME HER INTO HER NEWLY DONE FLAT WHEN I AM THERE TO GREET.

 

I WILL GIVE HER A LITTLE WELCOMING  GIFT NO NOT A SATSUMA MY FRIENDS.

 

I HAVE TO SAVE THEM FOR THE WORKMEN IF THEY BANG AND CLATTER AGAIN. HE-HE.

 

FOR NOW I WILL TRY AND LIE IN AGAIN THIS TIME IN PEACE I HOPE .

 

AS LIKE I SAID THAT WORKMEN NEEDED  NEW GEAR WASN'T HE JUST A DOPE.

 

I AM SURE NOW EVERYTHINGS GOING TO BE GREAT AND ALL WILL TURN OUT FINE.

 

SO FOR NOW I WILL LEAVE YOU AND SEE IF AOL ARE GOING TO BE KIND.

 

AND LET ME DO THIS POSTING AS THIS WEEK IV'E HAD PROBLEMS GALORE.

 

THEY WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME SIGN BECAUSE OF THE CHANGES AND THERE UP TO AND MORE.

 

I HAVE BEEN THREE DAYS TRYING TO FIX MY BROADBAND CONNECTION AND FIND OUT WHATS WRONG.

 

WHAT A RIGHT BAND THEY ARE IN FOLKS LOADS OF DUMBELLS AND YES  I NEEDED A GONG.

 

TO WAKE THAT LOT UP LIKE THE BUCKET DID TO ME ON MY WINDOW OF GLASS.

 

CALL THEMSELVES TECHNITIANS YOUR JOKING THERE NOT EVEN IN MY CLASS.HE-HE.

 

A SENIOR CITIZEN HAD TO FIX IT HERSELF AFTER ALL THE PHONE CALLS.

 

AND IT TOOK THREE DAYS OF RINGING AND THEY WERE NO WISER AT ALL.

 

IT'S ALL TO DO WITH THE CHANGEOVER BECAUSE OF THE CARPHONE WAREHOUSE.

 

ALL THOSE WITH AOL AND NOT TALK TALK  CANNOT GET ONLINE TO BROWSE.

 

WHEN THEY CHANGE YOUR SIGN IN TO DIALBROADBAND YOU HAVE TO SEND FOR A DISC.

 

AND YOU CANNOT GET ONE FROM LIVE HELP YOU HAVE TO RING UP FOR THIS.

 

THEN UNINSTALL AOL COMPLETELY AND RE-INSTALL WITH THE NEW.

 

WHAT A PERFORMANCE I HAVE HAD I AM NOT KIDDING YOU.

 

THEY TOLD ME THEY DO NOT LET US KNOW THEY JUST DO IT AUTO AND THEN.

 

WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF DISCONNECTED AND ENQUIRE AFTER YOU HAVE RUNG THEM.

 

THIS IS THE ANSWER THEY  GIVE YOU I HAVE HAD A JOB FINDING OUT .

 

IT'S A GOOD JOB SATSUMAS DON'T GO DOWN THE PHONE OR I WOULD HAVE KNOCKED A FEW OUT.  HE-HE.

 

ANYWAY I AM HOPING THAT NOW FINALLY I AM   ONLINE.

 

I HAVE TO WAIT FIVE DAYS NOW FOR THE DISC WHICH I HOPE COMES ON TIME.

 

THATS WHY MY COMMENTS HAVE BEEN MISSING I HAVE HAD EIGHT HOURS A DAY.

 

TRYING TO CONFIGURE THE SIGN IN THING AND  THE POOTER RUNNING HEY HEY .  GRRRRRR.

 

MY CONNECTIONHAS BEEN PUT ON TEMPORARY UNTIL THE CD ARRIVES.

 

IF YOUDON'T HEARFROM ME AGAINTHIS WEEK HOPE I AM STILL ALIVE. (Feel like shooting myself he-he)

 

SO GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL IF IT HAPPENS TO YOU AS APPARENTLY ALL THAT ARE.

 

STILL WITH AOL AND NOT TALK TALK ARE NOT GOING TO GET VERY FAR.

 

WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN TO BE CHANGED OVER TO THE NEW SIGN ON METHOD MY FRIENDS.

 

AS PROBLEMS GALORE START HAPPENING AND NO THEY NEVER END.

 

YOU CARN'T GET ONLINE FOR LOVE NOR MONEY WHATEVER YOU TRY TO DO.

 

IT SENDS YOU BARMY IF YOUR NOT ALREADY I AM NOT KIDDING YOU. HE-HE

 

BUT I WOULD BE HERE FOREVER TELLING YOU ALL SO NOW IT'S TIME.

 

TO MAKE MY SUPPER  J/LAND  AND TRY POSTING  " MY SIMPLE RHYME"

 

 

      

                

 

 

                 NIGHT NIGHT MOTHERHEN KATH XXXX

 

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