I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT I PACKED AND LEFT MY HOME.
TO APPLY FOR A JOB I'D SEEN AND I WAS ALL ALONE. .
I WALKED TO THE TRAIN STATION AND ASKED THE TICKET MAN.
HOW MUCH IT WOULD COST ME TO GO TO BIRMINGHAM.
I WAS SAT IN THE CHAIR READING AN ARTICLE IN MY DREAM.
AN ADVERT FOR EMPLOYMENT IN A LOCAL MAGAZINE.
THE ADVERTISMENT THERE I THOUGHT LOOKED VERY GOOD.
SO I STARTED THINKING YES THATS ME I THINK THAT I COULD.
FIT LADIES THEY WERE NEEDING AND YOU ALSO HAD TO BRING .
YOUR UNiCYCLE WITH YOU TO PERFORM ALL ROUND THE RING.
YES FOR THE CIRCUS SO I DRESSED AND OFF I SET.
ALL DOLLED UP AND LOOKING GREAT YES MY VERY BEST YET.
STANDING AT THE OFFICE I SAID TO THE TICKET MAN
HOW MUCH DO I NEED THEN TO GET TO BIRMINGHAM.
THE TICKET MAN REPLIED IT'S TWENTY POUND RETURN.
SO I SAID GIVE ME A SINGLE TICKET VERY VERY FIRM.
WHEN I GET TO THAT CIRCUS I'M NOT COMING BACK.
THIS CAREER IS FOR ME AND I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK. HE-HE.
WELL HE LOOKED ME IN THE EYE AND SAID LADY I'M NOT SURE.
I THINK YOU ARE TOO OLD AND THEY'LL SHOW YOU TO THE DOOR.
TOO OLD I SAID !!! YOUR JOKING I'M ONLY SIXTY TWO.
AND I'M THE BEST UNICYCLIST FROM HERE TO TIMBUKTU.
HE LOOKED AT ME SO STRANGE AND HE REALY DID INSIST.
THAT I WAS TOO OLD AND MY THOUGHTS HE TRIED TO TWIST.
GIVE ME A TICKET PLEASE I'LL SOON BE IN DEMAND.
WITH THAT HE HANDED OVER ONE AND PLACED IT IN MY HAND.
I WAITED ON THE PLATFORM AND THE TRAIN CAME RUMBLING IN.
IN MY HAND MY UNICYCLE AND MY DREAM WAS TO BEGIN.
I JUMPED ON THE TRAIN AND THERE I SETTLED DOWN.
OPPOSITE ME A HUNKY GUY LOOKING TANNED AND BROWN.
HELLO DEAR HE SAID TO ME ARE YOU GOING FAR.
YES I'M UNICYCLING AT THE CIRCUS HOO !! LA - LA.
THE CIRCUS HE REPLIED WITH A STRANGE LOOK ON HIS FACE.
YOU MUST BE JOKING LADY YOU JUST WON'T STAND THE PACE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SAID I'M FIT AS A LOP.
I'LL BE THE STAR OF THE SHOW AT THE CIRCUS BIG TOP.
I WAS GETTING KIND OF ANGRY BY THIS TIME DON'T YOU SEE.
THE TICKET MAN AND NOW THIS HUNK WERE BOTH DEGRADING ME.
THEN SUDDENLY THE TRAIN IT CAME TO A STOP.
I WOKE UP IN MY BED AND I WAS STEAMING HOT.
MY PARTNER WAS SAT UP STRAIGHT AND THIS IS WHAT HE SAID..
"YOUR LEGS AND ARMS ARE EVERYWHERE YOUV'E SMACKED ME ON THE HEAD" . HE-HE
I MUST HAVE BEEN IN DEEP SLEEP CYCLING IN MY DREAM.
FLYING ROUND THE BIG TOP RING FEELING LIKE A QUEEN.
I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER THAT I'D BEEN GIVEN THE JOB.
BUT WHEN I CYCLED ROUND THE RING I WAS SWEATING COBS.
I THOUGHT IT WAS SO STRANGE AS LAST WEEK IN KRISSY'S POST.
SHE HAD ASKED WHAT JOB YOU'D LIKE IN THE CIRCUS RING THE MOST.
I PLACED IN MY COMMENT THERE I WOULD LIKE TO BE.
A UNICYCLIST AS I'D ALWAYS FANCIED THIS YOU SEE.
THEN TO READ THIS ADVERT IN SUCH A VERY SHORT TIME..
IT ALL MUST HAVE BEEN SO REAL IN MY SUBCONSCIOUS MIND.
MY PARTNER SAID "MOTHERHEN DEAR " PLEASE FOR GOODNESS SAKE.
DON'T DREAM TOMORROW OF THOSE LEAVES
YOU HAVE TO RAKE .
YOU HAVE TO RAKE .IF YOU LAND OUT WITH ONE OF THEM WHILST YOU ARE ASLEEP.
A TRAIN TICKET I'M BUYING MYSELF TO TIMBUCTU FOR KEEPS. HE-HE.
SO I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH THIS PICTURE OF ME HAVING A GREAT TIME.
UNICYCLING AT THE CIRCUS IN " MY SIMPLE RHYME "


HE-HE-HE !!!!! LOL!!!!!!









STANDING UP HIGH ON THE WALL.
ROMAN CANDLES REPEATEDLY SHOOTING OUT BALLS..


SHAKING OUR SPARKLERS WE REALY HAD A GREAT TIME.

SPIDER OR BAT.











