"MY LATEST DREAM"

           

             

I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT I PACKED AND LEFT MY HOME.

 

TO APPLY FOR  A JOB I'D SEEN AND I WAS ALL ALONE. .

 

I WALKED TO THE TRAIN STATION AND ASKED THE TICKET MAN.

 

HOW MUCH IT WOULD COST ME TO GO TO BIRMINGHAM.

 

I WAS SAT IN THE CHAIR READING AN ARTICLE IN MY DREAM.

 

AN ADVERT FOR EMPLOYMENT IN A LOCAL MAGAZINE.

 

THE ADVERTISMENT THERE I THOUGHT LOOKED  VERY GOOD.

 

SO  I STARTED THINKING YES THATS ME  I THINK THAT  I COULD.

 

FIT LADIES THEY WERE NEEDING AND YOU ALSO HAD TO BRING .

 

YOUR UNiCYCLE WITH YOU  TO PERFORM  ALL ROUND THE RING.

 

YES FOR THE CIRCUS SO I DRESSED AND OFF I SET.

 

ALL DOLLED  UP AND LOOKING GREAT YES MY VERY BEST YET.

 

STANDING AT THE OFFICE  I SAID TO THE TICKET MAN

 

HOW MUCH DO I NEED THEN TO GET TO BIRMINGHAM.

 

THE TICKET MAN REPLIED IT'S TWENTY POUND RETURN.

 

SO I SAID GIVE ME A SINGLE TICKET VERY VERY FIRM.

 

WHEN I GET TO THAT CIRCUS I'M NOT COMING BACK.

 

THIS CAREER IS FOR ME AND I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK.   HE-HE.

 

WELL HE LOOKED ME IN THE EYE AND SAID LADY I'M NOT SURE.

 

I THINK YOU ARE TOO OLD AND THEY'LL SHOW YOU TO THE DOOR.

 

TOO OLD I SAID !!!  YOUR JOKING I'M ONLY SIXTY TWO.

 

AND I'M THE BEST UNICYCLIST  FROM HERE TO TIMBUKTU.

 

HE LOOKED AT ME SO STRANGE AND HE REALY DID  INSIST.

 

THAT I WAS TOO OLD AND MY THOUGHTS HE TRIED TO TWIST.

 

GIVE ME A TICKET PLEASE I'LL SOON BE  IN DEMAND.

 

WITH THAT HE HANDED OVER ONE AND PLACED IT IN MY HAND.

 

I WAITED ON THE PLATFORM AND THE TRAIN CAME RUMBLING IN.

 

IN MY HAND MY UNICYCLE AND MY DREAM WAS TO BEGIN.

 

I JUMPED ON THE TRAIN AND THERE I SETTLED DOWN.

 

OPPOSITE ME A HUNKY  GUY LOOKING TANNED AND BROWN.

 

HELLO DEAR HE SAID TO ME ARE YOU GOING  FAR.

 

YES I'M UNICYCLING  AT THE CIRCUS  HOO !! LA - LA.

 

THE CIRCUS HE REPLIED WITH A STRANGE LOOK ON HIS FACE.

 

YOU MUST BE JOKING  LADY  YOU JUST WON'T STAND THE PACE.

 

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SAID  I'M FIT AS A LOP.

 

I'LL BE THE STAR OF THE SHOW AT THE CIRCUS BIG TOP.

 

I WAS GETTING KIND OF ANGRY BY THIS TIME DON'T YOU SEE.

 

THE TICKET MAN AND NOW THIS HUNK WERE BOTH DEGRADING ME.

 

THEN SUDDENLY  THE TRAIN IT CAME TO A STOP.

 

I WOKE UP IN MY BED AND I WAS STEAMING HOT.

 

MY PARTNER WAS SAT UP STRAIGHT AND THIS IS WHAT HE SAID..

 

"YOUR LEGS AND ARMS  ARE EVERYWHERE YOUV'E SMACKED  ME ON THE HEAD" .  HE-HE

 

I MUST HAVE BEEN IN  DEEP SLEEP CYCLING IN MY DREAM.

 

FLYING ROUND THE BIG TOP RING FEELING LIKE A QUEEN. 

 

I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER THAT I'D BEEN GIVEN THE JOB.

 

BUT WHEN I  CYCLED ROUND THE RING I WAS SWEATING COBS.

 

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO STRANGE AS LAST WEEK IN KRISSY'S POST.

 

SHE HAD ASKED WHAT JOB YOU'D LIKE IN THE CIRCUS RING THE MOST.

 

I PLACED IN MY COMMENT THERE I WOULD LIKE TO BE.

 

A UNICYCLIST AS I'D ALWAYS FANCIED THIS YOU SEE.

 

THEN TO READ THIS ADVERT IN  SUCH A VERY SHORT TIME..

 

IT ALL MUST HAVE BEEN SO REAL IN MY SUBCONSCIOUS MIND.

 

MY PARTNER SAID "MOTHERHEN DEAR " PLEASE FOR GOODNESS SAKE.

 

DON'T DREAM TOMORROW OF THOSE LEAVES   YOU HAVE TO RAKE   .

 

IF YOU LAND OUT WITH ONE OF THEM WHILST YOU ARE ASLEEP.

 

A TRAIN TICKET I'M BUYING MYSELF TO TIMBUCTU FOR  KEEPS.     HE-HE.

 

SO I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH THIS PICTURE OF ME HAVING A GREAT TIME.

 

UNICYCLING  AT THE CIRCUS  IN   " MY SIMPLE RHYME "

 

 

                        

                            

 

 

         

               

 

              HE-HE-HE !!!!!    LOL!!!!!!