"THE FUNS BACK AFTER TEA "

 

                        

                          

 

HELLO THERE HERE I AM AGAIN IT DOESN'T SEEM THAT LONG.

 

SINCE LAST YEAR ROUND ABOUT THIS TIME I WAS TAKING PICTURES ON.

 

THE VILLAGE GREEN AND GARDENS JUST UP THE ROAD FROM ME.

 

SO I'M GOING  THERE ONCE AGAIN TONIGHT AS THE FUNS  BACK AFTER TEA..

 

 

OF THIS YEARS SCARECROW SHOW MY FRIENDS  ABOUT 40 I'M TOLD  IN ALL.

 

SCARECROWS WILL BE IN EVERY GARDEN OF ALL SHAPES LARGE AND SMALL.

 

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO MY EVENINGS OUT THIS WEEK TO DO..

 

A LITTLE BIT OF SNAPPING ON MY CAMERA TO SHOW  YOU.    HE-HE.

 

I HAD A LOVELY OUTING LAST YEAR AND THE WEATHER IT WAS FINE.

 

THE SCARECROWS THEY WERE BRILLIANT AND I BET THEY ARE THIS TIME.

 

ALL HAND MADE BY LOCALS TO TRY AND RAISE SOME CASH.

 

FOR OUR LOCAL LIFEBOAT WHEN THEY HAVE TO DASH.

 

 

 

TO DO THOSE RESCUES EVERY DAY UPON THAT PERILOUS SEA.

 

A VERY WORTHY CAUSE I'M SURE YOU'LL ALL AGREE WITH ME.

 

IT DOESN'T SEEM TWO MINUTES SINCE I ENTERED LAST YEARS RHYME.

 

WHEN MANY J/LAND FRIENDS HAD NOT SEEN ANYTHING OF THIS KIND.

 

IT'S BEEN AROUND A FEW YEARS NOW AND SEEMS A POPULAR THING..

 

UP AND DOWN THE COUNTRY AND VISITORS IT DOES BRING.

 

LAST YEAR A MIXED SELECTION I FOUND THEM ALL SUCH FUN.

 

THIS YEARS THEME IS FAMOUS PEOPLE CAN YOU GUESS THIS ONE.. HE-HE

 

 

 

 

FOR SOME OF YOU NEW TO MY JOURNAL I  WOULD LIKE TO SAY.

 

MANY ARE MADE BY SMALL CHILDREN DOWN THIS VILLAGE WAY.

 

 

 

THERE IS A LOCAL COMMUNITY HUT WHERE THEY CAN GO AND MEET.

 

TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE A SCARECROW AND SHOW THEM ON THERE STREET.

 

 

LOTS OF COMMUNITY SPIRIT WHEN YOU VISIT TO LOOK ROUND.

 

SO FRIENDLY ARE THE VILLAGES  A DELIGHT TO MEET IV'E FOUND. 

 

 

 

NOWADAYS COMMUNITY SPIRIT THERES  NOT A LOT OF THIS.

 

IN OUR TOWNS AND CITY'S IT'S SOMETHING LOTS DO  MISS.

 

SO WHEN I GO TO OUR  SCARECROW SHOW IT TAKES ME BACK IN TIME.

 

WHEN FRIENDS AND NEIGHBOURS WERE ALL ONE NO VANDALISM OR CRIME .

 

WE ALL HELPED ONE ANOTHER AND WELCOMED FOLKS OUR WAY.

 

NOT LIKE IN THIS  AGE NOWADAYS THINGS ARE NOT THE SAME TODAY.

 

BUT IN THIS LITTLE VILLAGE AS I SAY THEY ARE SO NICE.

 

EVERYONES SO FRIENDLY AND NOT AT ANY PRICE.

 

MY FAVOURITE SCARECROW LAST YEAR ROLPH HARRIS WITH HIS BRUSH.

 

 

WELL MY FRIENDS I'LL HAVE TO GO NOW SORRY I HAVE TO RUSH.

 

I'LL BE POSTING ONCE AGAIN ON ALL THE SCARCROWS THERE THIS TIME.

 

AROUND THE BACK END OF NEXT WEEK HERE IN  " MY SIMPLE RHYME"

 

 

                  GIVE GENEROUSLY TO THE LIFEBOAT PLEASE !!!!

 

                   WHENEVER YOU CAN THEY DO A MARVELOUS JOB.

 

 ( One of the most famous being the great storm of 1871 which lashed the east coast

 of England.The storm saw the loss of over 30 ships and 70 lives.The lifeboat rescued 16 people from three wrecked vessels.)

        

     

 

" BIRTHDAY TIME AGAIN"

             

THIS WEEK WE HAVE A BIRTHDAY WHICH I DO NOT WANT TO MISS.

 

I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHICH DAY IT IS SO I'M SENDING MY BIRTHDAY WISH.

 

RIGHT NOW AS ON A WEEK/END I  AM OFTEN NOT ONLINE.

 

AND IF IT FALLS THIS WEEK/END THEN MY WISH WON'T BE ON TIME.

 

SO THIS WILL BE MY POSTING NOW FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS.

 

UNTIL I FIND OUT WHEN IT IS AND THE CORRECT DATE COMES  MY WAY.

 

SHE IS A WONDERFUL WRITER AND TELLS AN INTERESTING  TALE.

 

THEN SHE FINISHES EVERY POSTING WITH A RECIPE WITHOUT FAIL.

 

THERE TEMPTING AND SO DELICIOUS AND EVEN HER TINY  SNACKS.

 

MAKE MY MOUTH WATER EACH MORNING AND MY LIPS GO Mmm AND SMACK.

 

SO JOIN ME WILL YOU   J/LAND FRIENDS LETS WISH HER LOTS OF LUCK.

 

FOR " A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY " HERE SHE IS  WITH HER COOKERY BOOK. 

 HE-HE..

 

 

     

                        

 

YES IT'S OUR FRIEND MARIE'S MUSES AND THIS WORD I WANTED TO SPREAD..

 

HERE IS HER LINK IN MY JOURNAL IN CASE ANY OF YOU HAVN'T YET READ.

 

I'M SURE YOU'LL ENJOY IT IMMENSELY AND A LOVELY WELCOME SHE'LL GIVE.

 

SHE LIVES IN ENGLAND NOW MY FRIENDS BUT NOVA SCOTIA SHE USED TO LIVE.

 

SO PLEASE GO ALONG AND VISIT HER BUT BEWARE BEFORE YOU DO.

 

YOU'LL COME AWAY FEELING HUNGRY AND THATS MY PROMISE TO YOU.

 

I HOPE YOU CAN SPEND IT RELAXING MARIE WITH YOUR LOVELY TODD AND 

I PRAY.

 

THAT YOU HAVE MANY MORE WONDERFUL BIRTHDAYS  FOREVER AND A DAY.

 

GOOD HEALTH GOOD LUCK ENJOY IT  AND I HOPE THAT YOU DIDN'T MIND.

 

ME POSTING  MY BIRTHDAY WISH EARLY HERE IN  " MY SIMPLE RHYME "

 

(IT'S THE THIRTEENTH DAY OF AUGUST IV'E ONLY JUST FOUND OUT!!

 

SO ALL OF YOU CAN JOIN IN NOW AND "HAPPY BIRTHDAY " YOU CAN SHOUT))

 

 

         

  

          

 

                                                     

         

"ABOUT A LAUGH I ONCE HAD"

         

                         

I THOUGHT TODAY I WOULD TELL YOU MY FRIENDS ABOUT A LAUGH I ONCE HAD.

 

IT WAS ON MY PARTNERS FIFTIETH I WAS ALWAYS PLAYING TRICKS POOR LAD. HE-HE.

 

I WROTE THIS RHYME AND I PLANNED WHAT TO DO AND EVERYTHING TURNED OUT GREAT.

 

AND STRANGELY ENOUGH ON THE SAME  MORNING DON'T YOU THINK THIS WAS FATE.

 

I GOT SOME AIR TICKETS IN THE POST TO GO OUT TO THE USA .

 

HE HAD PLANNED THIS HOLIDAY ONCE AGAIN BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT HIS DADS DAY.

 

WHEN HE HAD SENT THESE TICKETS I HADN'T TOLD HIM  THEN.

 

THEY ARRIVED IN THE POST THE SAME DAY  SO WHEN I OPENED THEM.

 

I COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT HE HAD SENT THESE TICKETS AND WHAT HE HAD PLANNED .

 

TO TAKE US TO THIS PLACE BELOW WHEN OCEANS AWAY WE SPANNED.

 

SO HERE IS WHAT I DID  MY FREINDS WHEN PARNERS  FIFTIETH CAME ALONG.

 

AND AT THE END OF THE DAY WE ALL GOT TOGETHER AND SANG THIS LITTLE SONG.HE-HE.

 

I MADE A GREAT BIG POSTER ABOUT THREE FOOT TALL BY TWO.

 

AND I STUCK MY PARTNERS PICTURE ON FOR EVERYONE TO VIEW.

 

I SENT IT TO HIS WORK FOR HIS BOSS TO PIN UPON THE WALL.

 

IN THE CANTEEN AT LUNCHTIME IT WOULD BE SEEN BY ALL.

 

HE-HE I THOUGHT IT FUNNY AND I LIKED MY LITTLE PLAN.

 

SO  I RANG HIS BOSS THE NIGHT BEFORE AND HE SAID OF COURSE YOU CAN. 

 

WELL WHEN HIS BOSS RECEIVED IT HE PINNED IT NICE AND CLEAR.

 

WITH THE WORDS ABOVE IN GREAT BIG LETTERS LOOK AT THIS POSTER HERE HE-HE.

 

 

 

                  50TH BIRTHDAY WISHES.

 

THERES A GUY WORKS HERE AT HOWELS BLYES

 

WHO TODAY WILL JUST NOT BELIEVE HIS EYES.

 

WHEN HE TAKES A LOOK  ROUND UPON THE WALL.

 

HE'LL SEE DAVIE CROCKETT STANDING TALL.

 

I KNOW WHO'S DONE THIS HE'LL PROBABLY SAY.

 

IT'LL BE MY LASS FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

 

WELL YES YOUR RIGHT I THINK YOU LOOK GREAT.

 

SO I ASKED A FAVOUR OF YOUR MATE.

 

WILL YOU PIN THIS UP FOR ALL TO SEE.

 

HE REPLIED OH! YES JUST RELY ON ME.

 

I COULDN'T RESIST THE DAY TO GO BY.

 

WITHOUT PUTTING A GLINT IN EVERYONES EYE.

 

SO PLEASE DON'T SHOOT US IT'S ALL IN FUN.

 

AS WERE ALL LOOKING FORWARD TO OUR CREAM BUNS.

 

SO LETS ALL SHOUT HIP HIP HOORAY!!

 

IT'S CROCKETTS FIFTIETH WHAT A DAY.

 

WE'LL HAVE A PARTY WITH LOTS OF CHEER .

 

COS WE THINK YOUR THE KING OF THE WILD FRONTIER. HE-HE

 

DAVIE- DAVIE- CROCKETT KING OF THE WILD FRONTIER  HE-HE.

 

 

 

 

WELL AS I WAS SAYING EARLIER  TICKETS CAME FROM MY SON.

 

WE COULDN'T BELIEVE HE HAD SENT THESE OUT AT THE SAME TIME AND WHAT HE HAD DONE.

 

HE HAD PLANNED FOR US TO VISIT HIM AT HOME IN DALLAS THEN.

 

AND TO TAKE US TO DOWN ON A LONG LONG JOURNEY TO SAN ANTONIO WHEN.

 

HIS DAD COULD BE THE REAL DAVIE CROCKETT OUTSIDE THE ALAMO .

 

 

WASN'T THAT JUST SO STRANGE MY FRIENDS AND THIS IS SO TRUE DO YOU KNOW.

 

IF THAT WASN'T FATE I DON'T KNOW WHAT WAS BUT DELIGHTED THAT DAY  OF COURSE.

 

AND TO FINISH IT OFF I PUT IN HIS CARD A RECORDING OF MY VOICE          HE-HE.

 

I  BOUGHT A MUSICAL BIRTHDAY CARD ONE YOU RECORD YOURSELF.

 

AND I SANG ALL THIS SONG INTO IT  AND PLACED IT UPON THE LOUNGE SHELF.

 

WHEN HE OPENED IT UP MY VOICE HE DID HEAR THERE WAS LAUGHTER HEARD ALL AROUND.

 

AT THE END OF THE SONG MYFRIENDS THERE WAS KATH YES ME I AMLAUGHING OUT LOUD.

 

I HAVE ANOTHER PICTURE OF HIM AS A YOUNG ONE WITH NOT A STITCH ON.

 

SO THE VERSE I WROTE IN THE CARD DID SAY DONT SHOOT ME IT'S ALL IN FUN.

 

IF YOU DO WOE BETIDE THE NEXT BIRTHDAY PICTURE YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT IV'E DONE.

 

COS  I'LL PUT A PICTURE IN THE GUARDIAN SHOWING ONE OF YOUR BUM  HE-HE.

 

I STILL HAVE THE CARD HERE IN FRONT OF ME NOW AND IT IS STILL WORKING JUST FINE.

 

I WISH YOU COULD ALL JUST LISTEN TO ME SINGING IT HERE IN "MY SIMPLE RHYME" HE HE.

 

 

 HERE IS THE CARD BELOW  HAAAAAA

 

 AND MY SINGING IS STILL IN TACT.

 

THIS WAS SIX YEARS AGO BY THE WAY!!

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

"THE REGATTA YESTERDAY"

    

WELL FRIENDS I AM BACK TO TELL YOU OF THE REGATTA YESTERDAY .

 

UP EARLY  I WAS AND ALERTS ALL FINISHED AND OFF I WENT ON MY WAY.

 

I TOOK MY DECK CHAIR WITH ME AND ON THE PROM I SETTLED DOWN.

 

THERE WERE A FEW EARLY CLOUDS THAT WERE FLOATING BUT THEY SOON HEADED OFF OUT OF TOWN.

 

THE  SUN BEGAN TO PEEP THROUGH  AGAIN AND THE SKY WAS OH SO CLEAR..

 

SO  I TOOK THIS SNAP OF SOME OF THE PEOPLE HEADING OUT TOWARDS THE PIER. 

 

 

A FEW YATCHS IN THE DISTANCE THEY WERE SLOWLY ALL TURNING OUT.

 

DOZENS OF THEM APPEARED QUITE SOON THEY WERE SCATTERED ALL ABOUT.

 

ON THE BEAUTIFUL CLEAR BLUE OCEAN AND I HEARD A GENTLEMAN SAY.

 

THAT THE BREEZE AND THE CLIMATE WAS PERFECT  FOR MONDAYS YATCHING DAY.

 

THE LAND TRAIN HERE IS EMPTY BELOW IT WAS JUST SETTING OFF TO PICK.

 

ALL THE  PASSENGERS UP WHO WERE WAITING TO COME AND WATCH ON THE FIRST TRIP.

 

 

MY CHAIR I PLACED THIS SIDE OF THE TRAIN SO I HAD A NICE SEA VIEW.

 

IT'S A LOVELY SPOT ABOVE THE PROMENADE KNOWONE  IN FRONT OF YOU.

 

WHILST THE LIFEGUARD AT THE SIDE OF ME CHATTERS TO ALL AND TALKS.

 

HE WILL ALSO WATCH YOUR THINGS FOR YOU IF YOU NEED A LITTLE WALK.

 

SO I TOOK OFF MY FLIP FLOPS AND PADDLED WITH THE SUN ON ME FROM BEHIND.

 

IT WAS RED HOT THIS EARLY MORNING  AND THE BREEZE WAS GENTLE AND KIND.

 

THE DAY WENT WITHOUT ANY HICCUPS PLENTY COMPANY AROUND ME TOO.

 

I THOUGHT WOULDN'T THIS BE JUST IDEAL IF I'D BEEN THERE WITH ALL OF YOU.

 

HERE YOU CAN JUST SEE ONE OF THE GARDENS I SIT IN OUT OF THE SUN.

 

AS ONE OR TWO OF THEM ARE SHADED GETTING BURNT ISN'T TOO MUCH FUN.

 

WELL THE RACES PROGRESSED AND I HAD A GREAT TIME BUT IT'S NOT TILL THE ENDOF THE WEEK.

 

I WILL KNOW THE RESULTS OF THE WINNERS THEN WHEN IN THE PAPER I'll PEEK.

 

TODAY I HAVE BEEN HELD UP WITH  OTHER THINGS AND I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL HAVE TIME.

 

TO HEAD OFF DOWN THE STEPS THERE WITH MY TOWEL TUCKED UNDER MY ARM.

 

 

 

 

OH IT DID FEEL GOOD MY FRIENDS DID THAT SEA RIPPLING OVER MY FEET.

 

AFTER ALL THE RAIN WE HAVE HAD THIS YEAR IT WAS SUCH A LOVELY TREAT.

 

I WALKED ABOUT TWO HUNDRED METRES AND SAT DOWN AND DRIED THEM OFF.

 

THEN WALKED BACK TO MY DECK CHAIR IN TIME FOR MY LUNCH TO SCOFF.

 

THE PROM IT WAS GETTING BUSYIER AS YOU CAN SEE ABOVE.

 

SO I SAT UNTIL ABOUT THREE'O'CLOCK AND OH HOW I DID LOVE.

 

MY DAY WATCHING EVERYONE AND THE YATCHS WHAT A WAY TO PASS MY TIME.

 

THANKYOU FOR ALL  YOUR KIND COMMENTS IN YESTERDAYS

                                    "MY SIMPLE RHYME"

  

 

       

"THE NEXT FIVE DAYS"

 

         

       

I'LL BE DOWN ON THE SHORE TODAY MY FRIENDS AS THIS IS A SPECIAL WEEK.

 

IN MY HOME TOWN FOR THE NEXT FIVE DAYS IT'S THE ANNUAL REGATTA WEEK.

 

I'M GOING DOWN THERE TO WATCH THE RACING OF ALL THOSE FINE YATCHS  AFLOAT.

 

I'LL BE SAT THERE IN THE SUNSHINE IN MY GLORY THERE I'LL GLOAT.

 

I LOVE THE EVENT THEY STAGE HERE EACH YEAR IN MY HOME TOWN.

 

IT MAKES A LOVELY CHANGE TO GO AND JUST SIT THERE AND SETTLE DOWN.

 

WITH MY LUNCH AND ALL MY GOODIES PACKED UP AND NOT VERY FAR TO WALK.

 

JUST ACROSS THE ROAD I USUALY SIT HERE AND I CAN TALK.

 

TO SOMEONE WHO'S CLOSE BY ME AND WE HAVE A NICE LONG MORN.

 

CHATTING AWAY AND WATCHING WHEN IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY  NICE AND WARM.

 

IT'S RELAXING AND SO PEACEFUL AND IT'S SUCH  A STEADY PACE.

 

WATCHING ALL THE YATCHS BOBBING AND TAKING UP THERE PLACE.

 

 

 

NO RUSHING AND NO SHOVING AND NOISY SHOUTING CROWDS.

 

IT ALWAYS  SEEMS SO TRANQUIL WITH A BLUE SKY AND NO BLACK CLOUDS.

 

TAKES ME BACK AT TIMES WHEN I AM SAT THERE WATCHING THEM.

 

AND BRINGS MEMORIES OF MY FATHER MANY YEARS AGO BACK WHEN.

 

HE USED TO BRING ME HERE TO HAVE MY ANNUAL HOLIDAY.

 

AND WHEN HE SAW THE YATCHS HE USED TO SIT AND SING AWAY.

 

RED SAILS IN THE SUNSET WAY OUT ON THE SEA.

 

OH CARRY MY LOVED ONE  HOME SAFELY TO ME.

 

 

 

DON'T THEY LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL ALL LINED UP OUT THERE.

 

IT MAKES ME WISH I WAS ON ONE SITTING AS I STARE.

 

WHAT A LOVELY HOBBY THIS SAILING IT MUST BE.

 

I KNOW IT BRINGS ME PLEASURE SO TO THEM IT MUST SURELY.

 

I LOVE IT WHEN THE COLOURED SAILS ARE ALL AGLOW  AS WELL.

 

IF I 'M WATCHING FROM MY WINDOW  SOMETIMES YOU CANNOT TELL.

 

THEY JUST LOOK LIKE BIG COLOURED BALLOONS FLOATING BY OUT THERE.

 

IT'S WONDERFUL TO SEE THEM YOU CARN'T HELP BUT STOP AND STARE.

 

 

AT TIMES LIKE THIS I REALY APPRECIATE LIVING HERE MY FRIENDS.

 

MUCH BETTER THAN INNER CITY WHERE TROUBLES SEEM NO END.

 

STABBINGS FIGHTINGS ARGUMENTS I READ ABOUT EACH DAY.

 

HOW I THANK GOD DAILY HE SENT ME OUT THIS WAY.

 

NOTHING LIKE THAT DOWN HERE NEAR THESE OCEAN WAVES.

 

AND ALL THE LOVELY WHITE CLIFFS TOO WITH THERE HIDDEN CAVES.

 

 

AH WELL MY FRIENDS I'LL GET READY NOW FOR MORNING  WHEN I'M SAT.

 

OUT THERE IN THE SUNSHINE WATCHING ALL THOSE  RIGGERS AT .

 

THERE JOB OF HOISTING PRETTY RED SAILS ALL OF THEM  UP THERE .

 

AND ME BREATHING IN THAT WONDERFUL LOVELY CRISPY FRESH SEA AIR.

 

I LIKE TO GET THINGS READY AT NIGHT SO I CAN GO OUT EARLY MORN. 

 

AS WE HAVE  A BEAUTIFUL RED SKY TONIGHT WHICH THEY SAY IS FOR SAILORS  AT DAWN.

 

 

I'M TRYING TO RELAX THIS  WEEK BECAUSE I REALY THINK I SHOULD.

 

AS AT TIMES I FEEL WE ALL SHOULD DO THIS NOW AND AGAIN IT'S GOOD.

 

PRESSURES IN TODAYS WORLD GET HOLD OF ME AT TIMES.

 

NO WONDER WE GET ILL WHEN TOO HARD WE TRY TO CLIMB.

 

WHY DON'T  YOU TRY SOME RELAXATION OF SOME KIND FRIENDS THIS WEEK.

 

EVERYTHING YOU NORMALLY DO JUST TURN THE OTHER CHEEK.

 

WATER I THINKS REAL RELAXING SO IF YOU HAVE A POOL.

 

LIE THERE BESIDE IT SOME TIME  RELAX AND KEEP YOUR COOL.

 

IF NOT GET IN YOUR GARDENS AND PLACE YOUR FEET INSIDE .

 

A LOVELY COOL BOWL OF WATER YOU'LL FIND IT'S VERY NICE. HE-HE.

 

AH WELL I'LL POP OFF  NOW MY FRIENDS AND PRAY TOMORROW STAYS  FINE.

 

HAVE A LOVELY DAY YOURSELVES FROM  KATH AND

                          "MY SIMPLE RYHME."

 

      

A SPECIAL DAY TODAY MY FRIENDS

 

           

I'M UP BRIGHT AND EARLY ONCE AGAIN ESPECIALLY TODAY MY FRIENDS.

 

I COULDN'T WAIT TO TELL YOU ALL IT'S A SPECIAL DAY  FOR MOTHERHEN.          

 

YES MOTHERHEN'S  61 TODAY SO I THOUGHT I WOULD WRITE YOU A RHYME.

 

I USUALY DO ONE FOR OTHERS SO I THOUGHT WHY NOT DO ONE FOR MINE LOL!!

 

IT'S NOT VERY OFTEN I DO THINGS FOR ME BUT I FELT I WANTED TO SO.

 

HERE IS THE RHYME FOR MY BIRTHDAY JUST TO LET YOU ALL KNOW.

 

I GOT LOTS OF CARDS THIS MORNING AND SOME LOVELY GIFTS I GOT TOO.

 

I WILL MISS MY FAMILY NOT BEING AROUND  AS THEY COULDN'T MAKE IT BOO HOO!!

 

MIDDLE SONS  IN AMERICA AND MY DAUGHTER IS IN SPAIN.

 

MY ELDEST SON AND HIS FAMILY GONE TO PORTUGAL OUT OF THE RAIN.

 

MY COMPANY CAME AT THE WEEKEND WHICH  I TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT.

 

SO IT LOOKS LIKE " HAPPY BIRTHDAY"  TODAY TO MYSELF I WILL HAVE TO SHOUT.

 

WITH PARTNER AT WORK I'LL PROBABLY SHARE MY CAKE WITH MY NEIGHBOURS FOUR.

 

I BET WHEN THEY TASTE IT THEY'LL  LOVE IT AND WILL PROBABLY WANT SOME MORE.

 

MY  PARTNER HE HAS BOUGHT ONE FOR ME AND I BOUGHT ANOTHER TO SHARE.

 

WITH MY NEIGHBOURS SO WHEN WERE TOGETHER TODAY NOTHING WILL COMPARE.

 

LIKE HAVING A NICE BIG LUMP OF CAKE WRAPPED AROUND OUR LIPS.

 

AND A GLASS OF SOMETHING WE FANCY TAKING IN  A FEW LITTLE SIPS.  HE-HE.

 

WELL I CARN'T HAVE A BIRTHDAY WITHOUT SOME CAKE COS THAT JUST WOULDN'T BE FAIR.

 

AND I MIGHT AS WELL INVITE THE NEIGHBOURS THE MORE THE MERRIER THERE.

 

I TRIED TO BLOW OUT ALL MY  CANDLES BUT I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH PUFF.

 

WELL 61 IS A LOT OF CANDLES  WHEN YOUR  MOUTHS FULL OF OTHER STUFF   LOL!!

 

SO TODAY I AM GOING TO RELAX AND ENJOY AND HAVE MYSELF A FEW TREATS.

 

MAYBE A FEW NICE FRUIT JUICES AND A NICE BIG BOX OF SWEETS.

 

YUM YUM IT WILL MAKE A LOVELY CHANGE FROM THE USUAL ROUTINE.

 

THEN AGAIN WHEN ITHINK ABOUT IT SHE CHANGES HER MIND QUICK KATHLEEN.

 

SO REALY ANYTHING  CAN HAPPEN ESPECIALLY ON THIS DAY.

 

WHEN I HAVN'T PLANNED IN ADVANCE  FOR IT BUT I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING HEY HEY !!!

 

YOU ALL KNOW I LOVE A LAUGH MY FRIENDS SO I CARN'T SPEND IT ALL ALONE.

 

IF THE WEATHER KEEPS UP I MIGHT TREAT MY NEIGHBOURS TO A SAIL ON THE BOAT NEAR OUR HOME.

 

THERES A MAN ON BOARD PLAYS ACCORDIAN SO A SING SONG IT WILL BE NICE.

 

AND THERES A BAR DOWN BELOW THE DECK THAT WE MAY VISIT ONCE OR TWICE  HE-HE.

 

 

 

YO!! HO !!  I HOPE THEY DON'T HAVE TO SING THE OLD SONG I THINK WE ALL KNOW.

 

" WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR"   WHEN I'M COMING HOME WITH THEM THOUGH . HE-HE.

 

CAN YOU SEE ME WOBBLING ALONG THE BEACH OR ROLLING ABOUT IN THE SAND.

 

SINGING MY LID OFF WITH MY NEIGHBOURS THEY WILL HAVE TO HOLD MY HAND . HE-HE

 

BUT I DON'T THINK I BETTER HAVE ANY DRINK AS YOU ALL KNOWMY POOTER CHAIR.

 

SEEMS TO DO A DOUBLE FLIP AND THEN I  END UP IN THE AIR.

 

 

 

 

 

THEN I WON'T BE ABLE TO DO A FOLLOW UP TELLING YOU HOW IT ALL WENT.

 

I'LL BE SPARKO IN  BED WITH ANOTHER BLACK BRUISE PROBABLY FEELING WELL SPENT. HE-HE

 

DREAMING I'M TWENTY ONE AGAIN COS THE KNOCK TAKES YOU BACK IN TIME.

 

LAST TIME I FLEW UP IN THE AIR IN A COUPLE OF DAYS I WAS FINE.   HE-HE

 

BUT AFTER THE FEAST THE FAMINE NEXT LET ME TELL ALL OF YOU.

 

I'M USUALLY COOPED UP THEN MY FRIENDS SAT ALL DAY ON THE LOO.   HE-HE.

 

AH! WELL I'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHATEVER DOES COME MY WAY.

 

I'LL DO ANOTHER POST ALL ABOUT IT THEN ON ANOTHER DAY.

 

WHOO-HOO I'M REALY EXCITED ABOUT SAILING AND FLYING WHAT MORE.

 

COULD I ASK TO DO ON MY BIRTHDAY WITH MY LOVELY NEIGHBOURS FOUR.

 

SO  A  "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"  TO ANYONE ELSE IF IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY LIKE MINE .

 

HAVE YOURSELF A BRILLIANT DAY TOO LIKE KATH FROM   " MY SIMPLE RHYME".

 

 

     

 

"WE HAVE HAD A LOVELY SUNNY WEEKEND"

 

 

 

GOOD MORNING J/LAND FRIENDS OF MINE I'M SORRY IV'E BEEN AWAY.

 

I GOT UNEXPECTED COMPANY EARLY ON SATURDAY.

 

THEY CAME ALONG JUST FOR THE DAY BUT I ASKED THEM IF THEY WOULD  STAY.

 

THEN WE COULD HAVE A LOVELY TIME TOGETHER ALL OF SUNNY SUNDAY.

 

SO THIS THEY DID AND SO YOU SEE THE COMPUTER I LEFT ALONE.

 

I COULDN'T REALY COME ONLINE MY FRIENDS WHEN I HAD COMPANY AT HOME.

 

SO I HOPE YOU'VE ALL HAD A GOOD WEEK/END AND I AM SORRY I WASN'T AROUND.

 

TO PLACE MY COMMENTS AS USUAL AND MONDAY MORNING WHEN I FOUND.

 

ALL MY  ALERTS HAD BUILT UP I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES.

 

I KNEW I WOULDN'T GET THROUGH ALL OF THOSE NO MATTER HOW I TRIED.

 

SO IF I DIDN'T GET AROUND TO YOU PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY.

 

NOW I AM BACK I WILL TRY CATCH UP AND HAVE A LOOK AROUND AND SEE.

 

JUST WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN UP TO WHILST I HAD THE LOVELY SHORT BREAK.

 

IF THERE HAVE BEEN ANY OFFERS OF SNAGS I WILL RIGHT CLICK AND JUST TAKE.

 

SO THANKYOU TO THE GRAPHIC MAKERS I'LL BE BACK WITH YOU NOW AS NORM.

 

I'LL BE UP EARLY NOW AS USUAL RIGHT AT THE CRACK OF DAWN.

 

HASN'T IT BEEN A LOVELY WEEKEND WELL IT HAS IN MY HOME TOWN.

 

THE SUN HAS SHONE ALL WEEKEND AND I HAVE NOW TURNED PRETTY BROWN.

 

THIS POSTING IS JUST A QUICKY TO TELL OF YOU WHERE I WAS.

 

AND I'LL DO ANOTHER POST  LATER OF OUR WEEKEND OUT BECAUSE.

 

IT TAKES QUITE A WHILE AS YOU ALL KNOW TO PUT PICTURES IN I HAVE LOTS.

 

BUT  WHEN I WENT TO PHOTOBUCKET IT HAD CHANGED AND I WAS LOST ?

 

SO I'LL HAVE TO TRY AND SUSS THAT OUT MY FRIENDS THIS NEXT FEW DAYS.

 

I COULDN'T FIND THE PART WHERE YOU UPLOAD IT'S SO DIFFERANT WHEN I LOOKED AGAIN TODAY.

 

WELL I HOPE YOU GOT SOME SUNSHINE AND YOU HAD A WEEKEND THAT WAS FINE.

 

SO I'LL CLOSE NOW ONCE AGAIN MY FRIENDS FROM KATH AND "MY SIMPLE RHYMES."

 

                        (Thanx to Debbie of Deb's Dab's for the lovely graphic)