Saturday, 11 November 2006

"THE PHONE CALL"

             "THE PHONE CALL"

I HAD TO MAKE A CALL A REFERANCE NUMBER TO GET.

THIS WAS MY WORST EVER PHONE CALL YET.                   

THE USUAL RECORDING TELLING WHICH KEYS TO PRESS.

SO I DID THIS CORRECTLY BET YOU'VE ALREADY GUESSED.

A VOICE SAID WE ARE BUSY.

THERES A TWENTY MINUTE WAIT.

WHILST I WAS STOOD THERE WAITING.

I WAS THEN TOLD TO PRESS EIGHT.

A VOICE THEN SAID SORRY I SHOULD HAVE PRESSED TWO.

THEN THIS FORIEGN CHAP CAME ON.

AND SAID CAN I HELP YOU.

HE ASKED ME FOR MY HOUSE NUMBER.

POST CODE AND ALL THAT.

I SAID IT'S NUMBER SEVEN.              

NOT A HOUSE BUT A FLAT.

OH! RIGHT HE SAID CAN YOU PLEASE.

JUST HOLD THE LINE.

I SAID IF YOUR NOT LONG.

THEN THIS WILL BE FINE.

IT WAS AGES BEFORE HE RETURNED TO THE LINE.

I WAS ALMOST OUT OF PACIENCE BY THIS FLIPPING TIME.

WELL LETS JUST SUPPOSE MY NAME IT IS WHITE.

I'D TOLD HIM THREE TIMES BUT HE COULDN'T GET IT RIGHT.

SO HE ANSWERED MRS ROBINSON I CANNOT FIND YOU.

I'LL JUST GO ASK MY BOSS MAN WHAT I HAVE TO DO.

I WAS REALY ANNOYED AS I WANTED IT RIGHT.

SO I SHOUTED OUT WAIT!!! MY NAME IT IS WHITE.

HE SAID OH! OF COURSE I'LL TRY AND GET THAT RIGHT.

LEAVE IT WITH ME I WON'T BE A TICK.

I ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE WAS TAKEING THE MICK

WHEN HE RETURNED HE ASKED ME MY NAME.

I SAID IT'S NOT CHANGED IT'S STILL JUST THE SAME.

I TOLD HIM AGAIN MY NAME AND FLAT SEVEN.

AND I LIVED ON THE COAST AND NOT COUNTY DURHAM.

HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO BE TOLD.              

ONCE AGAIN HE REPLIED I AM PUTTING YOU ON HOLD.

I THOUGHT TO MYSELF I CARN'T BELIEVE THIS.

WILL HE EVER BE  RIGHT OH  HOW I DO WISH.

FORTY MINUTES PASSED HE STILL HAD NO CLUE.

WHERE I DID LIVE AND A NAME GIVEN NEW.

LETS ALL REMEMBER MY NAME IT IS WHITE.

BUT  ROBINSON HE SAID I WAS SO WOUND UP TIGHT.

HIS VOICE THEN ECHOED VERY QUICKLY AND SAID.

CAN YOU PLEASE RING TOMORROW

MY COMPUTERS GONE DEAD.

WITH THIS I YELLED OUT OH! THANKS VERY MUCH.

IS THIS ALL THATS OFFERED WHEN I GET IN TOUCH.         

HE REPLIED WELL I'VE PUT YOUR DETAILS IN NOW.

AND I'LL TRY TO HAVE REFERANCE BY MORNING SOMEHOW.

THANKYOU MRS ROBINSON FOR CALLING OUR LINE.

HAVE A GOOD DAY TILL WE SPEAK ANOTHER TIME.

NOT LIKELY I SAID WELL NO WAY WITH YOU.

YOU SOUND A RIGHT CHIMP AND BELONG IN THE ZOO.

I PUT DOWN THE PHONE AND SAID Grrrrrr GIVE ME STRENGTH

I'LL MAKE DO WITHOUT A FLIPPING REFERANCE.

SO MY NAME NOW IS ROBINSON INSTEAD OF BEING WHITE.

AND MY ADDRESS NUMBER THREE HE'S STILL NOT GOT IT RIGHT.

THIS PHONE CALL TOOK UP AN HOUR OF MY TIME.

AND I WASN'T EVEN GIVEN AN 0800 FREE LINE.

SO NOW I'V DECIDED TO WRITE A FEW LINES.

YES I'M GOING TO SEND HIM A SIMPLE RHYME .

I'LL SEND IT FIRST CLASS SO QUICK TO ARRIVE.

WELL THATS IF HE'S STILL HERE AND HE'S STILL ALIVE.

INTO HEAD OFFICE EXPLAINING MY CALL.

I BET YOU THOSE MONKEYS DON'T UNDERSTAND AT ALL.

I'LL WAIT FOR MY REFERANCE BUT WON'T BUILD UP HOPE.

COS BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR THE BOSS MANS A DOPE.

                     

SATISFACTION I'LL GET GIVING  MY PIECE OF MIND

WRITTEN QUITE PLAINLY IN MY SIMPLE RHYME.

Astoriasand.

HAAAAAA!!!  IT WASN'T FUNNY THEN.

BUT I CAN LAUGH NOW.

                                                             

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday, 10 November 2006

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

         

                       VIVA WINNERS!!!!

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE WINNER.

WE ALL KNOW THIS IS TRUE.

SO TO ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE WON IN YOUR GROUP.

I'D LIKE TO "CONGRATULATE"  YOU.

ALSO TO SAY A BIG THANKYOU.

TO TWO LADIES WHO'VE  WORKED HARD AT THIS.

AND LETTING US ALL KNOW THE NEWS TODAY. 

NO CHAT ROOM ON SATURDAY WE'LL   MISS.

ANOTHER  THANKYOU TO EVERYONE.

WHO VOTED FOR MY BLOG TOO.

I'M PROUD OF MYSELF AS A PENSIONER.

AT MY  BLOG BEING NOMINATED THROUGH.

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL WINNERS TODAY.

LETS ALL OF US BLOGGERS SHOUT LOUD!!!!!.

YOU ALL DESERVE WHAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED.

YOU ALL SHOULD  BE VERY  PROUD.

YES WE KNOW THERE  ARE LOTS OF BLOGS SPECIAL.

BUT YOURS HAVE THAT LITTLE BIT MORE.

THATS WHY US BLOGGERS VOTED FOR YOU.

AS THE SPECIAL ONES WE ALL ADORE.

ONCE AGAIN  " CONGRATULATIONS ".

SHOW YOUR  WINNING GRAPHIC WITH PRIDE.

RIGHT THERE IN YOUR JOURNALS.

IN ABOUT ME SECTION AT  SIDE,

HAVE A GREAT DAY AND CELEBRATE.

TELLING YOUR FRIENDS ONLINE.

AND THANKS ONCE AGAIN TO EVERYONE.

WHO VOTED FOR KATH'S SIMPLE RHYME.

I REALY DID APPRECIATE THIS .

NO WORDS CAN EVER EXPRESS.

AND I HOPE WE ALL GET OUR PROBLEMS SOLVED NOW.

AS  AOL'S  BEEN  IN  A MESS.

I KNOW SOME WILL BE  DISSAPOINTED.

AT NO CHAT OR VIVA BALL.

SO I'M  SAYING MY GRATEFUL THANKS HERE RIGHT NOW.

TO EACH OF YOU ONE AND ALL. 

FOR NOMINATING MY JOURNAL

SORRY I DID'NT COME FIRST.

but I LOVE MY HOBBY OF SIMPLE RHYMES

AND NOW I'M DYEING OF THIRST. (HA)

SO I'LL CATCH YOU ALL LATER EVERYONE.

HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME.

 I'M HAVING MY CUP OF TEA NOW.

 SO BYE

FROM MY SIMPLE RHYME .

WOOPEEEEEEE  WELL DONE EVERYONE!!!!

Astoriasand.

 

 

 

Wednesday, 8 November 2006

"GAMES WE WOULD PLAY"

   GAMES WE WOULD PLAY.

I'VE DECIDED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOLDAYS TODAY.

OF NO PARTICULAR YEAR.

SO HERES MY RHYME I HOPE YOU ENJOY.

AND THE PICTURES I'M PLACING HERE.

MY SUBJECT TODAY IS OF GAMES WE WOULD PLAY.

I'M SURE YOU REMEMBER THEM TOO.

I DON'T SUPPOSE I'LL NAME ALL OF THEM.

BUT HERE ARE JUST A FEW.

SKIPPING TO RHYMES IN THE PLAYGROUND

US HAPPY GIRLS BACK THEN.

AND THE LADS HAVING FUN WITH THERE MARBLES

BOLLIES GLOGGIES REMEMBER THEM.

ANOTHER GAME WAS THE WHIP AND TOP.

ON TOP A PATTERN WE'D DRAW

IN PASTEL COLOURS WITH the CHALK.

I'VE NO IDEA REALY WHAT FOR.

WE WOULD SET THE TOP OFF SPINNING.

ROUND IT WOULD WIZZ SO FAST.

WHIPPING IT HARD TO SEE IT SPIN.

HOPEING YOURS STOPPED UP LAST.

HERE'S A BRILLIANT PICTURE.

OF A GAME WE'VE ALL PLAYED IN OUR DAY.

DO YOU REMEMBER DRAWING ONE .

ON THE PLAYGROUND OR ON THE CAUSEWAY.

HOPSCOTCH DO YOU REMEMBER GIRLS.

BET MY LIFE YOU DO.

WELL FOR THOSE OF YOU HERES A PICTURE

JUST TO SHOW ALL OF YOU.

WHEN SMALL AND WE WERE IN NURSURY SCHOOL.

A FAVOURITE ALSO OF MINE.

WAS RING A RING A ROSES.

I KNOW YOU ALL KNOW THAT RHYME.

OH! AND NOW SPRINGS TO MIND ANOTHER  ONE.

BUT I NEVER COULD GET THE KNACK.

TWAS A TINY BALL AND A SHINEY SET.

OF FIVE LIKE STAR SHAPES  NAME OF JACKS.

THEN SINGING ORANGES AND LEMONS.

WE WOULD ALL LINE UP IN A ROW.

UNDER THE ARCH OF TWO JOINED HANDS.

WE WOULD ALL BOB AND GO.

THE IDEA WAS THAT THE VERSE WAS SUNG.

THEN THE HANDS BROUGHT DOWN AND CAUGHT.

THE LAST MAN GOT HIS HEAD CHOPPED OFF.(HA)

WELL THIS IS WHAT WE WERE TAUGHT .

HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE ONE CALLED PICK UP STICKS.

I'M AFRAID I'D FORGOTTON ABOUT THIS.

SO I'LL JUST POP IN THE PICTURE.

THEN THERE WAS THE YO-YO

UP AND DOWN THIS DID GO.

MOVING IT GENTLY WITH YOUR HAND.

NOT FAST JUST PRETTY SLOW

ALSO TWO BALLS AGAINST THE WALL.

RECITEING AS WE DID SEND.

THEM BOUNCING UP ALTERNATLY.

HOURS ON END I HAVE SPENT.

THERES MANY MORE I COULD MENTION.

BUT MY RHYME IT WOULD NEVER END.

SO I HOPE YOUV'E ENJOYED YOUR TRIP BACK IN TIME.

REMEBERING HOW WE'D PLAY

AND I HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED THE MEMORIES.

IV'E PLACED IN MY RHYME TODAY.

Astoriasand.

 

 

Sunday, 5 November 2006

THE MAKEOVER

                     "THE MAKEOVER "

IV'E NOT HAD MANY FRIENDS IN LIFE.

BUT ONE I'D LIKE TO NAME.

HAS BEEN SO VERY KIND TO ME.

AND NEVER DOES COMPLAIN.

SOME DAYS SHE  IS NOT GOOD YOU KNOW.

BUT SHE BATTLES ON AND TRIES.

NOTHING IS TOO MUCH FOR HER.

AND SHE NEVER EVER PRY'S.

WELL TODAY I THOUGHT IT MY TURN.

TO GIVE HER A LOVELY TREAT.

SO IV'E BOOKED FOR HER A MAKEOVER.

SO SHE WILL LOOK SO NEAT.

THE APPOINTMENTS IN THE MORNING.

I KNOW THIS WILL BE FINE.

SHE'S A VERY BUSY LADY.

BUT I CAN CATCH HER ANYTIME.

SHE DOES HAVE THE ODD PROBLEM.

OF HER OWN I MUST CONFESS.

AND SOMETIMES SHE GETS ALL WORKED UP.

LIKE ME IT COULD BE STRESS.

SO THE MAKEOVER WILL BE IDEAL.

DON'T YOU ALL AGREE.

JUST A LITTLE THANKYOU.

FOR BEING KIND TO ME.

SHE NEVER NEVER ARGUES.

OR NEVER ANSWERS BACK.

WHEN TROUB;ED SHE GOES SILENT.

TILL SHE FEELS RIGHT BACK ON TRACK.

SHE VERY PLEASANT TO LOOK AT.

MODERN SLIM  AND BRIGHT.

HER FACE IS FULL OF COLOUR.

EVEN ON A NIGHT.

I'M PRETTY HARD OF HEARING.

BUT SHE ALWAYS SPEAKS SO PLAIN.

I NEVER HAVE TO ASK HER.

TO SAY THAT LINE AGAIN.

I'M HOPEING WHEN THE MAKEOVER.

IS FINISHED AMD COMPLETE.

SHE'LL ACT SO VERY DIFFERANT.

AND FEEL BETTER FOR HER TREAT.

ODD TIMES SHE KINDA HAS ATTACKS.

AND FINDS IT HARD TO TELL.

JUST WHATS REALY WRONG WITH HER.

I PRAY THAT SHE GETS WELL.

I TELL HER I DO HOPE THAT.

THIS THING WILL SOON BE GONE.

BECAUSE I THINK THE WORLD OF HER.

SHE'S SECOND BEST TO NONE.

SO IF YOU HAVE A FRIEND LIKE MINE.

WHY NOT DO THE SAME.

TREAT HER TO A MAKEOVER.

IT REALY IS YOUR GAIN.

SHE'LL REPAY YOU WITH HER KINDNESS.

AND NEVER LET YOU DOWN.

BETTER TO SMILE ALONG WITH HER.

THAN WEAR A MISERABLE FROWN.

BY THE WAY HER NAME IS E. MACHINE.

SHE'S CHANGED MY LIFE SO MUCH.

SHE'S MY VERY DEAR COMPUTER.

WHO KEEPS ME SO IN TOUCH.

WITH FRIENDS AND ALL YOU BLOGGERS.

I FOLLOW EVERY DAY.

SO I'M HOPEING AFTER TOMORROW .

IN TIP TOP SHAPE SHE'LL STAY.

NOW WHEN YOU RISE EACH MORNING.

THINK OF MY  SHORT RHYME.

WHAT WOULD YOU BE WITHOUT YOURS.

AND SPEND A LITTLE TIME.

GIVE HER A NICE MAKEOVER.

SHE THEN WILL ACT  LIKE NEW.

BECAUSE I KNOW WITHOUT HER.

YOU ALL WOULD BE SO BLUE. Haaaaa!!!!

AstoriasAnd.

 

Wednesday, 1 November 2006

"THE OLD FASHIONED TIN BATH "

ONCE AGAIN I AM JOTTING A STORY.

WAY BACK FROM THE PAST.

IT SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY.

HOW TIME GOES BY SO FAST.

I WAS THINKING ABOUT OUR BATH NIGHT.

WHEN I WAS JUST A KID.

ALL NIGHT LONG BOILING WATER.

THIS IS WHAT MOTHER DID.

KETTLES ON THE COAL FIRE.

COPPER SET POT SHE HAD TO FILL.

GO OUTSIDE AND GET THE BATH.

OFF THE WALL NEXT TO  WINDOW SILL.

WHEN THE WATER WAS BUBBLING AND BOILING.

SHE WOULD FILL THE BATH NEAR TO THE TOP.

GET OUT A PIECE OF LINOLEUM.

AND ONTO THE FLOOR SHE WOULD DROP.

THE BATH WAS MADE OF TIN BACK THEN.

THREE FOOT OVAL OR OBLONG IN SIZE.

BUT IT WAS SOMETHING SHE WAS REAL KEEN ON.

WE WERE CLEAN AND SHONE WITH PRIDE.

ME AND MY SISITERS THEN LINED UP.

ALL FOUR OF US IN A ROW.

FOR OUR TURN WAITING ALL TO BE SCRUBBED.

ALL THOSE YEARS AGO.

I REMEMBER SHE USED ON US LIFEBOUY SOAP.

NO PERFUME OR ANYTHING AS SUCH.

SHE COULDN'T AFFORD THOSE LUXERIES.

FAMILIES DIDN'T HAVE MUCH.

SHE WOULD THEN WASH US ALL REAL THOROUGH.

RUBBING OUR HEADS LIKE MAD.

THEN TOOTH COMBED OUR HAIR AFTERWARDS.

WINDING IT UP IN RAGS.

THIS WAS TO MAKE OUR RINGLETS.

OR OUR HAIR SO CURLY AND NICE.

OR SHE'D PUT IT IN PLAITS IF WE WANTED.

SO WE DIDN'T GET ANY HEAD LICE.

ONE AT A TIME SHE'D THEN  DRESS US.

OUR NIGHTIES IRONED AND  ALL WARM.

THESE HAD BEEN PLACED ON THE FIREGUARD.

TO KEEP US FROM FLAMES AND HARM.

THEN HOME FROM THE COAL MINE MY FATHER WOULD COME.

BLACK AS THE ACE OF SPADE.

HIS DINNER PUT OUT ON THE TABLE.

IN AN EARLIER HOUR MUM HAD MADE.

AFTER HE'D EATEN THE MEAL THEN.

WE SISTERS WENT INTO THE ROOM.

MOTHER WOULD THEN HOT THE BATH UP.

FOR FATHER TO GO IN SOON.

WHEN DAD WAS ALL CLEAN AND SPOTLESS.

HE WOULD SIT ME UPON HIS KNEE.

AS I WAS THE YOUNGEST OF ALL THE FOUR.

SO HIS BABY HE USED TO CALL ME.

HE WOULD THEN TELL US ALL AN OLD STORY.

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MY SISTERS ALL GATHERED ROUND.

EXCITED WE  SAT THERE IN SILENCE.

NOT A WORD OR ANY SOUND.

WHEN MOTHER HAD CLEANED THE BATH OUT.

AND PUT THE LINOLEUM AWAY.

HE WOULD GO HANG THE BATH ON THE NAIL  AGAIN.

READY FOR NEXT BATHEING DAY.

HE'D PLEASANTLY THEN SHOUT COME ON GIRLS.

UP THE DANCERS WE'LL GO.

THIS MEANT THE STAIRS UP TO OUR BEDS.

VERY TIRED HE'D FOLLOW UP SLOW.

ALL TUCKED IN AND GIVEN A KISS.

GOODNIGHT AND GODBLESS WE DID SAY.

HE WOULD THEN ANSWER YES MY LITTLE LAMBS.

ALL YOU THANK GOD FOR THIS DAY.

HARD TIMES BUT HAPPY WE'D DROP OFF TO SLEEP.

ME THINKING I KNOW WE ARE POOR.

BUT WE'VE GOT A LOT OF LOVE IN OUR HOME.

THE BEST GIFT OF ALL I'M SURE.

AND EVEN TODAY I THINK YOU'LL AGREE.

HOW LOVELY IT IS TO SEE.

CHILDREN ALL BATHED AND CUDDLY AND WARM.

AS ME AND MY SISTERS THREE.

THE TIN BATH MIGHT HAVE BEEN UGLY.

HARD WORK FOR MOTHER AND DAD.

BUT IT KEPT US ALL SO SPOTLESS AND CLEAN.

IT'S THE BEST THING THEY EVER HAD.

MYDAD USED TO SAY TO US DAILY.

IN A HUMBLE SORT OF A WAY.

BE THANKFUL FOR THESE  SMALL MERCY'S

IV'E REMEMBERED IT TO THIS DAY.

SO SIXTY YRS ON AND DOWN THE LINE.

I'M WRITING AGAIN WITH PRIDE.

ABOUT  OUR GOOD "OLD FASHIONED TIN BATH".

WHICH HUNG ON A NAIL OUTSIDE

HA HA I CAN LAUGH NOW.

ASTORIASAND

 

Wednesday, 25 October 2006

"HAPPY DAYS"

                  "HAPPY DAYS"

LOTS OF MILLS WERE COMMON.

MANY YEARS AGO.

SO HERES ANOTHER STORY.

FOR  YOU  TO ENJOY  SO.

THE RAG MILL WAS A PLACE BACK THEN.

WHERE PEOPLE TOOK OLD CLOTHES.

FROM JUMPERS TROUSERS ANYTHING EVEN OLD WOOL THROWS.

YOU HANDED THEM OVER FOR WEIGHING.

TO SEE WHAT THEY WERE WORTH.

THEY WOULD GIVE YOU A FEW ODD COPPERS,

BUT YOU THOUGHT YOU'D GOT THE EARTH.

THEY THEN PASSED ON TO THE  WOMEN.

WHO WOULD CUT THE BUTTONS AWAY.

WHEN THE CART WAS FULL THEY WOULD TIP THEM OUT.

IN THE FIELD WHERE I LIVED EACH DAY.

MOTHER WOULD ASK US TO GO THERE.

TO GATHER UP WHAT WE COULD.

SOME WERE MADE OF METAL.

OTHERS WERE MADE OF WOOD.

GLASS ONES ALL PRETTY COLOURS.

BLACK ONES TOO WE WOULD FIND.

ANY SORT WOULD DO SHE WOULD SAY.

SHE REALY DIDN'T MIND.

THEN MOTHER WOULD PUT THEM IN A BIG PAN.

ONTO THE FIRE TO BOIL.

SO THAT THEY WERE STERALIZED.

REMOVING ALL DIRT AND  SOIL.

THE NEXT JOB FOR ME WAS THE SORTING.

ALL COLOURS BRIGHT AND GAY.

RED ONES YELLOW ONES BLUE ONES.

AFTER SCHOOL I DID IT EACH DAY.

BOILED AND CLEAN WE WOULD PLACE THEM.

IN VARIOUS JARS AND TINS.

THE ODD ONES THAT GOT BROKEN.

WE THREW OUT INTO THE BINS.

WHEN THEY WERE ALL SORTED.

WE WOULD PLACE THEM ALL IN A LINE.

MATCHING UP SETS FROM ALL OF THEM

AND THREAD THEM TOGETHER ON TWINE.

MOTHER WOULD THEN START SEWING.

AND KNITTING GARMENTS GALORE.

FOR ALL THE KIDS IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD.

BECAUSE LOTS OF THEM WERE POOR. 

THE GARMENTS THEN ALL FINISHED,

SHE'D  SAY GET OUT JARS AND TINS.

TO CHOOSE A SET OF BUTTONS.

TO SEW ON THE COMPLETED THINGS.

NOTHING WAS EVER WASTED.

THERE WAS A USE FOR THEM ALL.

EVEN THE BIG LARGE BLACK ONES.

SHE SEWED ON MENS OVERALL.

I LOVED TO GO TO THE BUTTON FIELD.

WHEN I WAS JUST A KID.

TIMES WERE HARD IN THEM DAYS.

BUT HAPPY WITH THINGS WE DID.

SO WHEN YOU LOOK AT A BUTTON.

REMEMBER MY RHYME IT'S TRUE.

WE NEVER HAD ON OUR GARMENTS.

A BUTTON which WAS BRAND NEW.

EVERYTHINGS TAKEN FOR GRANTED.

TODAY IN THIS DAY AND AGE. 

ALSO TOYS AND ALL  OTHER THINGS.

WHATEVER  BE IT THE rage .

KIDS CAN HAVE THERE SELECTION.

OF WHATEVER HAS  COME THERE WAY.

BUT I BET THEY DON'T HAVE HALF AS MUCH FUN.

AS WE DID IN OUR "HAPPY DAYS"

Astoriasand http://journals .aol.co.uk/astoriasand/MYSIMPLERHYMES

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday, 18 October 2006

"HIP HIP HOORAY"

WHEN I TURNED ON MY POOTER AROUND ABOUT FOUR.

I COULDN'T HAVE ASKED FOR ANYTHING MORE.

AOL HAD WOKE UP AND AT LAST I'M ONLINE.

AFTER ALL OF THE PHONE CALLS IT'S NOT BEFORE TIME.

AS MANY OF YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN MOVING HOME.

AND IT'S MADE ME FEEL ILL BUT I'.M NOT GOING TO MOAN.

I'M HAPPY I'M BACK IN J/LAND ONCE MORE.

I'LL BE READING YOUR ENTRIES THAT IS FOR SURE.

PLACING MY COMMENTS WITH NICE THINGS TO SAY. 

TO ALL OF YOU BLOGGERS RIGHT DOWN MY WAY.

I HEAR HALLOWEEN IS THE SUBJECT JUST NOW.

WELL HERE'S ME AS A WITCH IN MY PAST TIMES OH WOW!!

HOW UGLY I LOOK  WITH THE MAKEUP AND STUFF.

WARTS MADE FROM BLUE TACK I LOOKED PRETTY ROUGH.

BUT I ENJOY  THIS FUN SO I'M GOING TO JOIN IN.

WHEN  MY E. MAILS IV'E READ AND PLACED IN THE BIN.

TILL THEN ALL TAKE CARE MY ALERTS ARE BACK  ON.

AND HALF OF MY E. MAILS ALL READ NOW AND GONE.

I HOPE YOU'LL CONTINUE TO FOLLOW ME TOO.

AS I ENJOY COMMENTS JUST AS YOU DO.

WHOOOOOOO!!

GOODNIGHT.

SLEEP TIGHT.

HOPE THE GHOSTS DON'T BITE .

HAAAAAAA!!!

Astoriasand.