"HAPPY NEW YEARS DAY"

    

              

        Thankyou to Sugar for this lovely graphic.

 

A "HAPPY NEW YEARS" DAY MY FRIENDS YES I'M BACK AGAIN.

 

I'LL MAKE MY MIND UP SHORTLY WON'T I BUT IT IS SUCH A PAIN.

 

TRYING TO KEEP AWAY FROM J/LAND WHEN IN FACT I KNEW.

 

I WOULDN'T BE MISSING LONG WHEN I RECIEVED SOME WORDS FROM YOU.

 

THANKYOU FOR YOUR KIND SUPPORT I 'M NOT REAL WELL BUT I.

 

JUST THOUGHT FOR STARTERS TO THE NEW YEAR I WOULD GIVE IT ANOTHER  TRY.

 

I DIDN'T WANT TO REALY MISS IN SHOWING YOU ALL THESE FEW.

 

CHRISTMAS SNAPS I'D PROMISED SOME FOLKS I WOULD SHOW THEM TO.

 

MY CHRISTMAS WASNT THE BEST IV'E HAD BUT NO WE'RE NOT LOOKING BACK.

 

I'M TOLD BY MANY  OF YOU  TO LOOK FORWARD SO COUNT ON ME NOW JACK.

 

ADVISE I'M ALWAYS GRATEFUL OF SO I AM DOING JUST.

 

WHAT LOTS OF YOU   HAVE TOLD ME TO I REALY THINK I MUST.

 

IF ONLY ONCE A WEEK I POST AT LEAST I'M STILL AROUND.

 

AND NOT WONDERING WHAT YOUR UP TO IF I DON'T TREAD ON YOUR GROUND.

 

SO I HOPE YOUR CHRISTMAS WAS HAPPY FRIENDS AND I HOPE YOUR NEW YEAR TOO.

 

WILLL BE FULL OF CONTENTMENT AND HAPPINESS EVERY BIT WAY THROUGH.

 

I DIDN'T GO OUT LAST NIGHT I WAS SAD BUT THATS IN THE PAST NOW FOLKS.

 

AND I DID HAVE  A LAUGH VIA E. MAILS AND GOT SENT A FEW GOOD JOKES.

 

SO ALL IN ALL IT WASN'T THAT BAD AT LEAST I'M NOT SICK IN BED.

 

AND I DIDN'T GET DRUNK SO TODAY I HAVN'T GOT AN ACHEING HEAD.

 

I WAS TO GO TO THE CEMETARY TODAY BACK HOME 80 MILES.

 

BUT I COULDN'T MAKE THE JOURNEY SO INSTEAD I DID IT IN DIFFERANT  STYLE.

 

WHERE I'M LIVING NOW BY THE SEA WAS MY MUMS FAVOURITE PLACE WHEN ALIVE.

 

SO I WENT TO THE HARBOUR AND SCATTERED THE FLOWERS ON THE OCEAN OUTSIDE.

 

TODAY WOULD HAVE BEEN MY MOTHERS BIRTHDAY SO THATS THE REASON FOR THIS.

 

SO NO WAY WHATEVER HOWEVER WAS I GOING TO MISS.

 

TAKING THE FLOWERS WHICH I HAD BOUGHT AND I DO EVERY NEW YEARS DAY.

 

WELL NOW THATS ALL FINISHED AND DONE WITH NOW I HAVN'T MUCH MORE TO SAY.

 

ONLY HERE BY MY SIDE IS A GLASS OF SHERRY THE FIRST DRINK IV'E HAD THIS TIME.

 

AND I'M TOASTING TO ALL MY FRIENDS IN J/LAND WHILST WRITING THIS SIMPLE RHYME.

 

                      "HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE GOD BLESS YOU ALL."

                               

                                   HE-HE .

        "HAPPY NEW YEAR"

(   aol pictures wouldn't work grr  ).

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GOODBYE I AM CLOSING MY JOURNAL"

   

                        

    

WELL FRIENDS A BIG DECISIONS BEEN  MADE BY MOTHERHEN AT THE END OF THIS DAY.

 

GOODBYE I AM CLOSING MY JOURNAL AND WHY I DON'T WISH TO SAY.

 

IV'E ENJOYED EVERY MINUTE OF WRITING IT AND ENJOYED EVERY COMMENT IV'E HAD.

 

AND IN ALMOST TWO YEARS I CAN HONESTLY SAY I ONLY GOT ONE THAT WAS BAD.

 

I HAD A VERY NICE CHRISTMAS TIME I GOT LOVELY GIFTS GALORE.

 

A NEW MOBLIE PHONE AND LARGE STERIO SPEAKERS FOR MY COMPUTER AND MORE.

 

CHOCOLATES PERFUME AND TOILETRIES EARINGS AND NECKLACE TO MATCH.

 

AND A NEW SMALL GARDEN ORNAMENT TO POP IN MY LITTLE PATCH.

 

I DID MY BEST TO PLEASE COMPANY WHICH I DIDN'T EXPECT AT ALL.

 

THEY TOLD ME THEY REALY ENJOYED THEMSELVES EVEN THOUGH I MISSED THE BALL.

 

IT ALL TURNED OUT SO WONDERFUL SO I COUNTED MY BLESSINGS AGAIN.

 

THOUGH I DO SEEM TO HAVE DEVELOPED AN ACHE IN MY SHOULDER THATS CAUSING ME PAIN.

 

I DON'T THINK IT'S FROM THE COMPUTER LIKE BEFORE AS I HAVN'T BEEN.

 

ONLINE THAT MUCH THIS CHRISTMASTIME IT JUST HASN'T BEEN MY SCENE.

 

I WILL STILL CONTINUE TO READ YOU ALL WHEN I GET CHANCE NOW AND THEN.

 

SO I WISH YOU " A WONDERFUL PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR " FROM KATH YES OLD MOTHERHEN. HE-HE

 

GOOD HEALTH GOOD LUCK LOOK AFTER YOURSELVES I DON'T KNOW WHAT ESLE TO SAY.

 

ONLY THANKYOU FOR ALL YOUR COMMENTS AND KINDNESS WHEN YOU HAVE  PASSED MY WAY.

 

YOUR A BUNCH OF FANTASTIC  PEOPLE I'VE  MET AND I KNOW I WILL NEVER  FORGET.

 

THE DAY I JOINED J/LAND ONE APRIL MORNING WHEN I CLICKED ONTO THE NET. 

 

DRINK UP AND TOAST TO 2008 AND WHO KNOWS MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME.

 

I MAY START ANOTHER NEW JOURNAL BUT FOR NOW NO MORE "SIMPLE RHYME" .

 

           

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"CHRISTMASTIME 2007"

                           

 

                                

WELL CHRISTMAS ONCE MORE  IS ALL OVER FRIENDS  I HOPE YOU'VE  ENJOYED IT SO.

 

I HOPE YOU KISSED ALL YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS UNDER THE MISTLETOE.

 

PRESENTS OPENED THANKYOU'S SAID AND BLESSINGS FOR WHAT YOU RECIEVED.

 

NO MATTER HOW SMALL THE GIFTS WERE  IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS I BELIEVE.

 

WELL NOW IT'S ALL OVER SO QUICKLY FRIENDS WE HEAD FOR ANOTHER  NEW YEAR.

 

I HOPE YOU SOON GET BACK TO NORMAL WITH A BANK BALANCE THAT YOU DON'T FEAR.

 

HERE IS A PICTURE ON CHRISTMAS MORNING OF SOME  GUYS WHO WENT FOR THE DIP.

 

IN THE COLD NORTH SEA FOR OUR LIFEBOAT FUND I GAVE THEM A GREAT BIG TIP.

 

IT WAS FAR TOO COLD FOR MOTHEHEN BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO MISS THEM ALL.

 

RUN DOWN THE BEACH AND INTO THE SEA AND GAVE CREDIT TO AGED AND SMALL..

 

DON'T THEY LOOK OH SO FUNNY I LAUGHED TILL MY SIDES DID ACHE.

 

HAPPY I REMEMBERED MY CAMERA SOME PICTURES FOR TO TAKE. HE-HE.

 

 

BUT  CHRISTMAS EVE  DIDN'T WORK OUT AT ALL LIKE WE HAD EARLIER PLANNED.

 

BECAUSE THE ROOSTER CAUGHT  FLU WHILST OUT SHOPPING AND ENDED UP A SICK MAN.

 

SO CHRISTMAS DAY EVENING  COLD AND

FOGGY ROOSTER THOUGHT BEST TO WRAP UP.

 

AND STAY INSIDE AND DRINK SOME  HOT TIPPLES FROM HIS NEW ROOSTER CUP.  HE-HE.

 

OUR  FRIEND HAD BOUGHT AS A LITTLE SUPRIZE CAPPUCCINO WAS HER THOUGHT.

 

BUT ROOSTER  THOUGHT DIFFERANT AND FILLED IT UP WITH HOT LEMONADE ANDPORT HE-HE.

 

GOOD GRIEF I THOUGHT I WILL HAVE TO WATCH HIM OR HE'LL BE DOING  A WOBBLE.

 

DRINKING ALL THAT IN HIS NEW ROOSTER CUP AND COUGHING INSTEAD OF A GOBBLE.   HE-HE

 

 

 

SO I WAS SAT  DOWN A LITTLE DISSAPOINTED AS LIKE I HAD MENTIONED YOU SEE.

 

I HAD MISSED THE CAN CAN BALL CHRISTMAS EVE ROOSTERS COLD PUT PAID FOR ME.

 

I FLAPPED MY FEATHERS AND FELT SO SAD THEN WHILST ROOSTER RESTED I HAD.

 

AN IDEA OF MY OWN SO I GOT OUT THE BAILEYS AND DECIDED IT DIDN'T TASTE BAD. HE-HE

 

YOU SEE MY  FRIEND  BOUGHT ME  A CUP TOO WITH MOTHERHEN ON YES IT'S SWELL.

 

SO I THOUGHT WELL IF ROOSTERS IS FULL OF PORT MINE CAN BE FILLED UP AS WELL.

 

 

 

WHOO-HOO I WAS BEGINNING TO ENJOY MYSELF I THOUGHT BAILEYS IS GOOD FOR HENS. 

HE-HE

 

BUT I THOUGHT DON'T WOBBLE OVER MOTHERHEN OR YOU MIGHT GET SENT TO THE PEN. HE-HE

 

AS THE EVENING PROGRESSED I FELT BRILLIANT I WAS CLUCKING  ALIVE AGAIN.

 

STRUTTING MY STUFF JUST LIKE A YOUNG CHICK WHILST ROOSTER WAS LAID THERE A PAIN .

HE-HE.

 

I PUT ON MY FAVOURITE MUSIC AND I KICKED MY LEGS UP HIGH.

                              

 

                  

 

NIBBLED ON THIS AND A BIT OF THAT A SAUSAGE ROLL AND SOME STAND PIE.  HE-HE

 

OH YES A MUSHROOM  VAUL-A VAUNT I DON'T MIND ONE OF THOSE.

 

OR TWO OR THREE I WAS REALY STRUTTING WHILST ROOSTER LAID  WIPING HIS NOSE.

 

HE WAS SNIFFLING AND MOANING WHILE I WAS MERRY  I WAS REALY WELL ON MY WAY. HE-HE

 

I THOUGHT TO MYSELF IV'E WAITED ALL YEAR FOR THIS WONDERFUL CHRITSMAS DAY.

 

WELL THEN THINGS SEEMED TO FEEL DIFFERANT MY EYES WERE ROLLING ABOUT.

 

AND I COULDN'T FOCUS PROPERLY AND THEN I HEARD ROOSTER SHOUT.

 

HE SAID LOOK IT'S TIME FOR BED NOW YOUR CUPS RUNNETH OVER YOU SEE.

 

WITH LOTS OF BAILEYS ALL OF THE NIGHT NOW YOUR COMING TO BED WITH ME.

 

I AM NOT RISKING LEAVING YOU HERE ALL  ALONE ANYTHING MIGHT HAPPEN AND THEN.

 

I'LL PROBABLY GET UP TOMORROW TO FIND A LEGLESS OLD MOTHERHEN.

 

SO OFF WE BOTH WOBBLED  AND SNUGGLED UP AND WE WERE BOTH OUT LIKE A LIGHT.

 HE-HE

 

I'M GLAD MY DIGITAL CAMERA WASN'T THERE I BET I LOOKED  A RIGHT SIGHT.

 

BOXING DAY BROUGHT ME COMPANY OF AN UNEXPECTED SIX.

 

I WAS REALY HAPPY AT THIS MY FRIENDS BUT WAS ANGRY I FORGOT TO TAKE PICS.

 

THEN THURSDAY MY YOUNGEST SON CAME ALONG WITH PARTNER AND WE WENT OUT.

 

FOR LUNCH FOR A CHANGE AND I REALY ENJOYED IT THEN ALL ON A WALKABOUT.

 

SHOPPING FOR WHATEVER IN THE SALES I GOT A FEW BARGAINS TOO.

 

THEN I CAME ONLINE WHEN THEY HAD GONE HOME AND THAT LEFT ME FEELING BLUE.

 

WHEN I READ  THE NEWS IN AN E. MAIL FROM A FRIEND OF DEAR WARRIOR KIM.

 

SAYING KIM HAD LEFT US ALL SO ALL  I THOUGHT OF WAS HER FAMILY AND  JIM.

 

MY HEART WAS BROKEN AND SO I CLOSED DOWN AND MY WAY OUT OF RESPECT.

 

I DIDN'T HAVE HEART TO COMMENT YESTERDAY  SO ALL MY ALERTS I'D REJECT.

 

WELL FRIDAY TODAY I HAVE BEEN THE SAME WITH OTHER THINGS TOO ON MY MIND.

 

A LITTLE INSPIRATION FROM A J/LAND MEMBER AND COUNTING MY BLESSINGS I FIND.

 

I AM FEELING A LITTLE BETTER NOW SO I'VE ACTUALLY FOUND THE TIME . 

 

TO SIT HERE AND READ AND DO THIS POSTING ANOTHER OF  " MY SIMPLE RHYME".

 

      

                

 

             GRAPHIC BY DONNA OF D'S DESIGNS THANKYOU.

 

 " I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A WONDERFUL BLESSED CHRISTMASTIME"

 

 

 

      

 

"MY CHRISTMAS MESSAGE TO J/LAND "

 

 

 

                 MERRY              CHRISTMAS          EVERYONE

 

 

MY CHRISTMAS MESSAGE TO J/LAND IS FOR JOY GOOD HEALTH AND PEACE

 

TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU I  HOPE THIS DOESN'T CEASE.

 

YOUR STOCKINGS BE FILLED WITH LOTS OF  LOVE- HUGS - GOOD NEWS AND FUN.

 

THAT EVERY MINUTE OF YOUR CHRISTMAS BE A HAPPY AND HEALTHY ONE.

 

TRY TAKE TIME OUT TO PLEASE SOMEONE WITH A HUG SAY A KIND WORD OR SO.

 

GREET YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIONS WITH A KISS NEATH THE MISTLETOE.

 

AND DON'T FORGET THE CAROL SINGERS  IF THEY ARE DOWN YOUR WAY.

 

SAY THANKYOU AND ASLO WISH FOR THEM " A HAPPY CHRISTMAS DAY".

 

ANOTHER YEAR I HAVE  TRAVELLED LIKE SANTA ROUND EVERY PLACE.

 

IV'E ENJOYED ALL YOUR STORIES HAPPY OR SAD IN YOUR LITTLE SPACE.

 

MY OWN REQUEST FOR MYSELF TO SANTA IS FOR GOOD HEALTH TO CARRY ON.

 

TRAVELLING ROUND THIS WONDERFUL COMMUNITY WHERE YOU ALL COME FROM.

 

SOMETIMES THERE HAVE BEEN TROUBLES AND FOR SOME THERE HAVE MANY BEEN TEARS.

 

BUT WITH ALL OUR PRAYERS PUT TOGETHER  WE HAVE  OVERCOME HEARTACHE AND FEARS.

 

GOOD FRIENDS AND NEIGHBOURS IN THIS WORLD ARE HARD TO FIND WE KNOW.

 

YET THERES SO MANY GOOD ONES IN J/LAND AND I JUST LOVE YOU ALL SO.

 

YOU HAVE MADE ME A DIFFERANT PERSON IV'E LEARNED MANY NEW THINGS TOO.

 

MOTHERHEN MIGHT BE A PENSIONER BUT  YOU NEVER STOP LEARNING IT'S TRUE.

 

THANKYOU FOR BEING WITH ME THIS YEAR IN MY BAD TIMES AND MY GOOD.

 

YES I KNOW THAT I AM CRAZY AT  TIMES BUT I DON'T THINK THAT I COULD.

 

LIVE ON WITHOUT BEING FUNNY AND GIVING YOU ALL A GOOD LAUGH.

 

I ENJOY WRITING ALL MY FUNNY TALES  AND I HOPE YOU'VE  ENJOYED  LAUGHING KATH.

 

THOUGH LETS NOT FORGET WHAT CHRISTMAS SHOULD BE AND WHAT IT'S ABOUT J/LAND.

 

KEEP THE NEXT TWO LINES IN MIND ALWAYS REMEMBERING THEM FIRST HAND.

 

"A LONG TIME AGO IN BETHLEHEM" SO THE HOLY BIBLE SAYS.

 

MARY'S BOY CHILD JESUS CHRIST WAS BORN ON CHRISTMAS DAY ".

 

                                 

                        

 

I HOPE THE WEATHER IS KIND TO YOU  AND SAFE JOURNEYS AS YOU GO YOUR WAY.

 

IF YOU ARE TRAVELLING    TO FRIENDS AND RELATIONS ON ANY OF THE CHRISTMAS DAYS.

 

THANKYOU FOR ALL YOUR INVITES INTO YOUR HOMES THROUGHOUT THIS YEAR.

 

AND THANKYOU FOR ALL YOUR LOVELY COMMENTS YOU HAVE ALL PLACED HERE.

 

THANKYOU TO ALL THOSE GRAPHIC MAKERS SO TALENTED WHO DO PROVIDE.

 

US ALL WITH SO MANY LOVELY TAGS TO SHOW IN OUR POSTS WITH PRIDE.

AND THANKYOU TO ALL OUR MANY CHEFS WHO EACH DAY TEMPT US WITH THERE FOOD.

 

ALSO THANKS TO THE TRAVELLERS IN J/LAND WHO OFTEN MAKE ME BROOD.

THANKYOU TO TO THOSE WHO SHOW US THERE FURRS   I LOVE EVERY ONE OF THEM.

 

EVEN IF AT TIMES THEY  CAUSE HAVOCK AND YOU  OWNERS LOTS OF MAYHEM.

 

THANKYOU TO ALL YOU GARDENERS SHOWING ME ALL YOUR BLOOM.

 

SPRINGTIME WILL BE HERE BEFORE WE KNOW IT ROUND THE CORNER SOON.

 

THANKYOU TO ALL THE MANY OTHERS WHO WRITE LOTS OF LOVELY WORDS.

 

GIVING ME  INSPIRATION MANY TIMES IN THERE  VERSE.

 

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO THANK MALIKA FOR THE PROBLEMS SHE'S SORTED AS WELL.

 

FOR ME WHEN I HAVE NEEDED HELP AND GOT ANGRY WITH AOL.

 

THANKYOU TO RUSS FOR THE SMILES HE GIVES EACH MORNING WHEN HIS ALERTS THERE.

 

FOR HIS ARTISTIC TALENT WITH OLIVE AND MR PEAR.

 

WELL I COULD GO ON FOREVER BUT WHERE ELSE CAN I FIND  ALL THIS.

 

KNOWHERE ON EARTH I DON'T THINK SO YOUR POSTS I DON'T LIKE TO MISS.

 

J/LAND HAS BROUGHT ME ALIVE AGAIN AND YOU HAVE ALL MADE ME SEE.

 

THERE IS LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL SO A GRATEFULL BIG THANKYOU FROM ME. 

 

THEY SAY YOU CARN'T CHOOSE YOUR FAMILY BUT I KNOW YOU CAN CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS.

 

AND I HOPE THE ONES I HAVE CHOSEN HERE OUR FRIENDSHIPS WILL NEVER END.

 

EVEN IF YOUR ALONE THIS CHRISTMAS THINK OF US ALL  AND YOU'LL FIND.

 

YOU ARE NOT ALONE AT ALL REMEMBER YOU HAVE EVERYONE HERE WHO ARE KIND.

 

IT'S ONLY A VERY SHORT HOLIDAY AND THE TIME WILL PASS  BY SO QUICK.

 

SO TRY TO KEEP SMILING AND SAY A FEW PRAYERS AND THAT SHOULD  DO THE TRICK.

 

A VERY "MERRY CHRISTMAS" MY FRIENDS TO ONE AND ALL FROM ME.

 

YOU HAVE FILLED MY HEART WITH JOY BEYOND WORDS ONCE AGAIN I'M LAUGHING HE-HE.

 

I THINK WE HAVE GOT TO BE HONEST AND SAY AT TIMES WE DO GET TIRED.

 

TRAVELLING ALL THESE MILES EVERY DAY ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR RETIRED.

 

IT DOES BECOME QUITE HECTIC AT TIMES WHEN YOUR OLDER BUT WHAT WOULD WE DO.

 

IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE ME AND I DIDN'T HAVE YOU FLIP ME IT WOULD BE  A - TA  -DO .  HE-HE.

 

I WOULDN'T KNOW IF I WAS ON THIS EARTH OR FULLERS AND I WOULD SURE MISS.

 

YOU ALL SO VERY VERY MUCH SO I'M BLOWING YOU MY CHRISTMAS  KISS

HE-HE.

 

I AM SENDING YOU EACH A TINY GIFT BOX INSIDE IT NO PRESENT AT ALL.

 

IT'S JUST FULL OF MY LOVE WHEN YOU OPEN IT UP TO BOUNCE OUT AT YOU LIKE A BALL.

 

WRAP UP STAY WARM DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE BE MERRY AND HAVE A GREAT TIME.

 

I AM HOPING TO CATCH YOU BEFORE THE  "NEW YEAR"  BACK HERE WITH " MY SIMPLE RHYME"

                                       

                                      

     

  "   A  VERY  MERRY  CHRISTMAS  FROM  OUR  HOUSE  TO  YOURS "

 

                    GOD BLESS YOU AND YOURS ALWAYS.

 

      

     

 

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"KITCHEN CLOSED"

 

     

IT'S NOT GOOD NEWS FROM MOTHERHEN I HAVE TO TELL TODAY.

 

THE LAST FEW  DAYS FOR ME YOU SEE HAVE GONE WITH A BANG I'LL SAY.

 

I WAS HOPING IT WAS GOING TO BE CHRISTMASTIME WHEN EVERYTHING WENT WITH A BANG.

 

PULLING CRACKERS ETC BUT ROOSTER JUST NOWS A VERY SICK MAN.

 

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED LAST FRIDAY  EVENING WHEN HE WAS MAKING THE TEA.

 

THE FRIDGE IT SMELLED AWFUL AND ALL WAS NOT RIGHT  IT HAD GONE WITH A BANG YOU SEE .

 

I KNOW I SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING HE-HE BUT I THOUGHT OH GOOD I'LL GET  NEW .

 

BUT ROOSTER WAS IN A DIFFERANT MOOD AND HIS FEATHERS FINALLY  FLEW  .

 

WHAT WITH LIGHT BULBS AND NOW APPLIANCES WHY DON'T THEY MAKE THINGS TO LAST.

 

I REPLIED CALM DOWN NOW ROOSTER YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FLIPPING FAST.    HE-HE

 

WELL THEN CAME SATURDAY  AFTERNOON  AND I PUT IN SOME STEWING STEAK  FOR TEA.

 

WHEN I LOOKED AT IT HALF AN HOUR LATER THE OVEN HAD GONE DEAD     HE-HE  .

 

THE THERMOSTAT WOULDN'T LIGHT UP AND SO I GOT JOHN MY NEIGHBOUR DOWNSTAIRS.

 

HE'S A SEMI  RETIRED ELECTRICIAN SO I THOUGHT HE MIGHT HAVE SOME SPARES.

 

WELL HE TESTED IT ALL AND THE ELEMENTS HAD GONE GOOD GRIEF I SAID LOOK AT THAT..

 

THE FRIDGE WENT FRIDAY TOO JOHN ROOSTERS FEATHERS WILL  DOUBLE FLAP..

 

WHEN HE COMES HOME FROM SHOPPING  TO THIS NEWS THE OVEN HAS  NOW GONE.

 

BUT IF HE STARTS CROWING LOUD AGAIN  I WILL TELL HIM TO WALK  OFF  THE PROM.  HE-HE.

 

WELL ROOSTER CAME HOME SO I TOLD HIM THE NEWS HE SAID OH! GIVE ME A BREAK..

 

I'VE BEEN STARVING ALL DAY AND I  WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT STEWING STEAK.

 

SO HE GOT JOHN TO DISCONNECT THE OVEN  AND WE TOOK IT TO THE SPARE ROOM.

 

I WENT TO TOWN YESTERDAY  TO CHOOSE NEW ONES DELIVERY IS THURSDAY AT NOON.

 

SO NEW FRIDGE NEW COOKER ARE SORTED EXPENSE WE COULD DO WITHOUT.

 

WE'LL BE HAVING JAM AND BREAD NOW THIS CHRISTMAS   INSTEAD OF RAINBOW TROUT..   HE-HE

 

WELL THEN LAST  NIGHT  I HEARD  SHOUTING AND WHEN I LISTENED AGAIN .

 

IT WAS  ROOSTER CROWING HIS HEAD OFF SHOUTING OH! THIS IS  A PAIN.

 

LOOK HERE HE IS YELLING OUT LOUDLY AS I WALKED THROUGH THE KITCHEN DOOR.

 

A GREAT BIG PUDDLE OF WATER TRICKLING ALL OVER THE FLOORHE-HE..

 

THE FREEZER HAD GONE WITH A BANG AS WELL I KNOW  IT SOUNDS HARD TO BELIEVE.

 

BUT IT'S TRUE FRIENDS IT'S SOUNDS UNBELIEVABLE SO I SAT THERE CRYING AND PEAVED.

I MOPPED IT ALL UP BUT THE GOODS WERE STILL SOLID SO JOHN CALLED  UP AGAIN.

 

HE LOOKED AT US BOTH  AND SAID I'M NOT SUPRIZED YOU BOTH  ARE GOING INSANE.  HE-HE

 

I GATHERED THE GOODS AND PUT THEM IN MY  SECOND FREEZER QUITE QUICK.

 

BUT I STILL NEED ANOTHER TO STORE EVERYTHING SO I HAD TO GO OUT  TO PICK.

 

ANOTHER NEW FREEZER  THIS MORNING FOR MYGATEAUX AND ICE CREAM AND  STUFF.

 

AND ROOSTER HAS GONE TO WORK TODAY WITH THE LIP DOWN AND THE HUFF.  HE-HE

 

SO JOHN SAID WELL ALL THREE APPLIANCES WE ONCE HAD A YEAR LIKE THIS.

 

MY WIFE SHE WAS TERRIBLE ALL CHRISTMAS NOT EVEN A CHRISTMAS KISS.   HE-HE.

 

SO AT 10AM THIS MORNING FREEZER ORDERED I HOPE THATS THE LOT..

 

OR I'LL BE CLUCKING  AND ROOSTERS  A GONNA COS HE'LL END UP IN THE POT.

 

FOR MY CHRISTMAS DINNER AS I CARN'T BUY NEW ALL THESE AND TURKEYS AS WELL.

 

AND THE DELIVERY BETTER BE ON TIME TOO AS  JUST LIKE  AOHELL .

 

THEM HELPLINES THEY GIVE YOU IF THINGS DON'T ARRIVE  YOU CAN GUARANTEE THERE WILL BE. 

 

A MURDER IN TOWN THIS  CHRISTMAS EVE IF THEY DON'T KEEP THERE PROMISE TO ME.  HE-HE

 

SO NOW YOU HAVE IT MY J/LAND FRIENDS WHAT LUCK I'LL GET NEXT I DON'T KNOW.

 

AT THE MOMENT I CARN'T HEAR NO CAROLS PLAYING FOR THE ROOSTER  DOING NOWT BUT CROW.

 

NOT TO WORRY  I STILL HAVE MY  KETTLE FOR NOW AND A CUPPA THAT TASTES REAL FINE.

 

AND I'M LETTING HIM CROW COS MY POOTERS STILL LIVING    AND I CAN STILL WRITE 

 

                   "SIMPLE RHYME"   HE-HE

 

 

 

                                                      

 

                

     

   " DON'T MENTION FLAT APPLIANCES TO ME MOTHERHEN I'M FLAT "

 

        " FLAT BROKE"

        HE-HE HE !!!

             LOL!!!

"MY WALK AROUND THE NEIGHBOURHOOD"

                 

 

             Thankyou to Chris of Cab's Creation's for this lovely graphic

                

 

HELLO ALL  I'M HERE AGAIN WITH MY WORDS I FEEL MUCH BETTER TODAY.

 

SORRY I HAVN'T BEEN ROUND TO SEE YOU FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS.

 

I REALY DO FEEL BETTER FOR THE SHORT REST WHICH I TOOK.

 

BUT I ALSO WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW I HAVE MISSED YOUR POSTINGS SO MUCH.

 

YESTERDAY EVENING ROOSTER HE ASKED ME IF I WOULD LIKE .

 

TO GO FOR A WALK ON THAT FROSTY EVENING TO SEE SOMETHING I WOULD LIKE.

 

SO OFF WE TROTTED TOGGED UP WARM AND WHAT A DELIGHT IT WAS .

 

WALKING AROUND THE NEIGHBOURHOOD AND THIS WAS SIMPLY BECAUSE.

 

EVEYONES WINDOWS HAD A DISPLAY SO JOYFUL AND FESTIVE TO SEE.

 

GARDENS WERE LIT UP WITH REINDEERS AND SNOWMAN THEY ALL FASCINATED ME.

 

I TOOK LOTS OF SNAPS BUT DECIDED JUST IN THIS POSTING ALONE.

 

I WOULD SHOW YOU SOME WINDOWS INSIDE A SHOP WINDOW I SNAPPED WHEN COMING BACK HOME.

 

THIS IS A STORE I LOVE TO SHOP AT WITH ONE GREAT WINDOW THATS LONG.

 

AS I APPROACHED IT I NOTICED INSIDE IT MORE WINDOWS YOU GAZE UPON.

 

LOTS OF DIFFERANT DISPLAYS FOR US ALL EACH DONE IN WINDOW STYLE.

 

THEY WERE SO MAGICAL FULL OF COLOUR AND SUCH A PLEASURE TO THE EYE.

 

ROOSTER SAID YOU SIT HERE A WHILE I'LL GO FOR THE CAMERA SO YOU.

 

CAN SNAP INSIDE THE WINDOW ALL THESE DISPLAYS SO I COULD SHOW YOU.

 

SO I WENT INSIDE  THE COFFEE SHOP AND HAD A NICE CUP OF TEA.

 

WHILST ROOSTER RAN BACK FOR MY CAMERA ARN'T THEY A JOY TO SEE.

 

I HAD MORE TO TAKE BUT UNFORTUNATLY AS ALWAYS THE CAMERA WENT DEAD.

 

NOT TO WORRY AT LEAST I FELT BETTER AND THE WALK IT JUST CLEARED MY HEAD.

 

IT WAS CRISP AND COOL BUT HEALTHY I ENJOYED TO GET OUT OF THE FLAT.

 

AND ANYWAY WHILE I WAS WALKING ROUND I'M NOT EATING THIS AND THAT.   HE-HE.

 

SO IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK WITH YOU J/LAND AFTER THE SHORT BREAK IV'E HAD.

 

AND SO HERES THE PICTURES TO SHOW YOU I DON'T THINK THEY'VE TURNED OUT BAD.

 

AS LIKE I HAVE SAID IN MY OTHER POSTS I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT ALL.

 

AT TAKING PICTURES SO HERES THE SHOP WINDOW OF DISPLAYS LARGE AND SMALL.

 

I'LL BE BACK AGAIN IN A COUPLE OF DAYS DOING ANOTHER POST .

 

TILL THEN I BEST GET SOME READING DONE NOW ON YOUR BLOGS I LOVE THE MOST.

 

IT WON'T TAKE ME LONG TO CATCH UP WITH YOU THIS MOTHERHEN NOW I AM  BACK.

 

FOLLOWING YOUR JOURNALS NOW I FEEL BETTER I'LL SOON BE BACK ON YOUR TRACK.

 

UNTIL THEN I HOPE THAT ALL OF YOU ARE NOT TOO EXHAUSTED  AND FINE.

 

AND I HOPE YOU LIKE THE  SHOP WINDOW SNAPS HERE IN "MY SIMPLE RHYME"

 

 

         Thankyou to Sugar who has kindly made us these wonderful Christmas Siggy Gifts.

 

                                              Isn't she just a star. !!!

 

                            

"JUST A SHORT BREAK "

 

                                

THE LEAD UP TO CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR MY FRIENDS HAS REALY TAKEN IT'S TOLL

 

I NEVER THOUGHT OLD MOTHERHEN WOULD BE BET BUT I'VE FELT A REAL WEARY SOUL.

 

THIS LAST WEEK I HAVE BEEN OH SO TIRED AND NOT A MINUTES GONE BYE.

 

WITHOUT ME HAVING A MINUTE AT ALL AT TIMES I HAVE WANTED TO CRY.

 

WHY DOES MOTHERHEN TRY TO PLEASE EVERYONE SO MUCH I DO NOT KNOW.

 

IF I DIDN'T THOUGH I JUST WOULDN'T BE ME SO I HAVE TO GET UP AND GO.

 

I'M SORRY IF I HAVE MISSED ANY COMMENTS IN YOUR JOURNALS AT ALL.

 

I HAVE TREID MY BEST TO KEEP UP WITH EVERYONE COMMENTING LARGE AND SMALL.

 

SO THIS IS JUST A SHORT MESSAGE TO SAY I AM NOW TAKING A REST .

 

FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS AT LEAST NOW AS I REALY FEEL THIS IS BEST.

 

DOING TOO MUCH LIKE I HAVE BEEN DOING I CAN TELL IT'S MAKING ME ILL.

 

WELL I DON'T NEED THIS  AT CHRISTMASTIME SO MY BREAK I AM TAKING UNTIL.

 

THE MIDDLE OF NEXT WEEK WHEN I WILL BE BACK WITH MY MESSAGE TO ALL OF YOU.

 

SO UNTIL THEN FRIENDS MY ALERTS ARE GOING OFF AS RIGHT NOW I FEEL PRETTY BLUE.

 

I HAVE CAUGHT UP TONIGHT AND AS I SAID IF IV'E MISSED YOU I'M SORRY AGAIN.

 

TAKE CARE AND I'LL CATCH YOU NEXT WEEK WHEN I HOPE I'M REFRESHED AND IN NO PAIN.

 

I DO UNDERSTAND WE ARE ALL THE SAME SO BUSY AT THIS TIME OF YEAR.

 

BUT RATHER THAN NOT DO A POSTING AT ALL I WANTED YOU ALL TO KNOW HERE.

 

IF I GET CHANCE TO READ I WILL DO  BUT NO COMMENTING SORRY THIS TIME.

 

SO UNTIL THEN STAY WARM WRAP UP AND KEEP WELL FROM KATH AND "MY SIMPLE RHYME".

 

 

                              BYE FOR NOW THEN EVERYONE.

 

HE WILL SOON BE HERE THE OLD MAN WHO HANGS AROUND WITH THAT OLD BAG !!!    HE-HE.HE                                                          .                    

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