"THE J/LAND VALENTINE BALL PART 1 !

 

                   HOPE YOU ENJOY            

 

LET US  ALL IMAGINE HERE I HAVE PLANNED J/LANDS VALENTINE BALL.  

                 

I HAVE POSTED AND  SENT OUT INVITATIONS TO EVERYONE AND ALL.

 

I HAVE ALSO TRIED TO POST THIS RHYME ALREADY THREE TIMES TODAY

 

BUT NO AOL WOULDN'T LET ME UNLESS I TOOK LOTS AWAY.

 

SO YOU WILL FIND I HAVE HAD TO DO IT NOW HERE IN TWO SHORT PARTS.

 

WHATS WRONG WITH AOL TODAY IT GETS RIGHT TO MY HEART. 

 

 

 

 

                    

 

GOOD GRIEF I NEED A NEW OUTFIT WHAT SHALL I WEAR I'M STUMPED.

 

HAVING PUT ALL THIS WEIGHT ON AT CHRISTMAS I REALY FEEL  HUMPED.

 

IV'E DECIDED TO  BUY  A NEW SILKY DRESS THAT DOESN'T CLING BUT  HANGS  SLACK.  

 

I'LL BE LOOKING OUT FOR ANGIE FROM  " CAN YOU HEAR ME AT THE BACK"  

 

I WILL GO OVER AND INTRODUCE MYSELF SAY HELLO I'M LAUGHING KATH.

 

I AM SURE SHE'LL BE PLEASED TO MEET ME BECAUSE I KNOW SHE LOVES A LAUGH.. HE-HE

 

THIS BALL IS GOING TO BE WONDERFUL TO CELEBRATE VALENTINES DAY.

 

OH! BY THE WAY ANGIE DEAR ARE YOU LISTENING  I FORGOT TO SAY.

 

I HAVE JUST SEEN JAN  " SERENDIPTIY"  I THINK SHE WAS WITH HER SIS.

 

JEAN  I BELIEVE HER NAME IS AND SHE SIGNS OFF HER COMMENTS LIKE THIS. (NEDMOH)

 

JANS  WEARING HER MARKS AND SPENCERS NEW SKIRT ORANGE TOP AND HER TIFFANY.

SHE DIDN'T SEEM TO RECOGNISE ME MOTHERHEN  IN   MY  FINERY.   HE-HE.

 

THEY WERE  CHATTING TO " SANDRA SCRIBBLES " GOOD GRIEF THEM THREE CAN YAP.

 

AND SANDRA SHE'S  LOOKING  GEOGEOUS SHE'S WEARING A BEAUTIFUL DRESS BY GAP.  HE-HE

 

JUST AS I WAS CLIMBING THE STAIRS I HAD A FEW WORDS WITH  SCOTCH  JOAN.

 

YOU KNOW JOAN AND STUART FROM " JOANS MUSINGS"  SHE HAD LEFT HER BOOK BACK HOME.

 

OH! SHE WAS REALY  UPSET ANGIE SHE SAID WELL I DON'T WANT  TO  DANCE.

 

MY  HOT FLUSHES ARE  PLAYING ME UP  SO SHE  WANTED TO  READ IF SHE GOT THE CHANCE.

HE-HE

 

GATHERED  OUTSIDE WAS " BRITS BLOG" LYN LOOKING LIKE A QUEEN.

 

LAUGHING HER HEAD OFF I THINK A BIT FRESH WITH BROTHER GASKER WHAT A TEAM..

 

THEY WERE  CHATTING TO MARIE OUR LOVELY CHEF   YES " MARIES MUSES " YOU ALL KNOW.

 

MARIE HAD UNDER HER ARM  A LARGE BAG MAYBE BROWNIES FOR OUR SUPPERS HO-HO!!

 

THERES A COACH  LOAD OUTSIDE AS WELL ANGIE ALL WAITING TO COME INSIDE.

 

WITH CONNIE  AND FREDA AND JOAN " STRANNY DAYZE"  WON'T THEY GET A SUPRIZE.

 

IF CONNIES UP TO PLAYING THE PIANO WE'LL HAVE AN OLD FASHIONED  SING SONG.

 

OR IF JAN  BRINGS  MAURICE'S BANJO  A GEORGE FORMBY PLONK ALONG. HE-HE.

 

FAILING THAT PAM FROM  "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE" CAN GIVE US A SOLO OR TOO.

 

ON HER DULCIMER SHE SOMETIMES SPEAKS OF THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING NEW.

 

 

                           

                     

 

AILEEN IS "WISHING AND HOPING" TOO THAT SHE IS GOING TO BE WELL.

 

ENOUGH TO COME ALONG TO THE BALL NOW  ALANS FIXED AOL. HE-HE.

 

ISN'T IT GOING TOBE WONDERFUL TONIGHT THIS VALENTINES BALL.

 

WHEN EVERYONE IS SEATED AND CHATTING YOU WON'T HEAR OWT ELSE AT ALL.  HE-HE

 

WE'LL BE LIKE A SET OF CROWS SQUARKING BUT I HAVE MADE JUST ONE LITTLE RULE.

 

IF YOU WANT TO SPEAK YOU'VE TO PUT YOUR HAND UP LIKE WE USED TO  DO  AT SCHOOL.

 

BECAUSE I AM PRETTY MUTTON GEOFF (DEAF) HE-HE AND I WON'T HEAR A WORD ONE SAYS.

 

IF THEY DON'T ABIDE BY THE RULE SOME STRANGE SIGN LANGUAGE MIGHT  COME THERE WAY. 

 

 

I LOVE YOUR HAIR CUT ANGIE  IT LOOKS REALY NICE TONIGHT.

 

HAS KEITH CUT IT IT'S SO LOVELY AND HE'S A JACK OF ALL TRADES RIGHT. 

 

HESEEMS TO TACKLE ANYTHING AND HE DOES A GREAT JOB I KNOW.

 

OR WAS  HE STILL BUSY FELTING THE SHED  WHICH THE GALE FORCE WIND DID BLOW.

 

 

 

OH! LOOK OVER THERE I SEE PAULA FROM TEXAS SHE'S GOT HERE BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW.

 

"PAULINES COUNTRY TALES AND OTHER THANGS " MAYBE SHE CAME ON  JOHN'S COW.  HE-HE

 

AND THEIR LOOK WHO'S JUST ARRIVING IT'S  BUNNY FROM DOWN IN WALES.

 

"MY SIDE OF THE HILL"  IS HER JOURNAL DO YOU FOLLOW ALL HER NICE TALES.......

 

SHE'S LINKED UP WITH BRONNY FROM " KATHIE'S CORNER" ANOTHER WELSH LADY IS SHE.

 

OH! I'M GETTING EXCITED  LADIES  COME SIT HERE WITH ANGIE AND  ME.   HE-HE

 

IV'E JUST REMEMBERED I DON'T THINK BARRY WILL BE ABLE TO MAKE IT TONIGHT.

 

HE'S HAD AN OP ON HIS KNEECAP SO NO "WAFFLE AND WINGE" IN SIGHT

 

JEANNETTE "WELCOME TO MY TRAVELS" IS BUSY PACKING AND OVER THE MOON .

 

AS HER AND PARTNER ANDY ARE FLYING OUT  TO  FLORIDA SOON.

 

OH I FORGOT TO MENTION ANGIE THAT JOANS  ARRANGED A GIG.

 

"THE BAND HALEY'S COMET"  ISPLAYING LATER AND SO WE CAN ALL HAVE A JIG.  HE-HE.

                                             

                                

 

I'LL TAKE YOU ON THE DANCE FLOOR LOVE AND I'LL SPIN YOU IN YOUR WHEELCHAIR.

 

YOUR JOINING IN WITH  EVERYTHING AND YOUR NOT SAYING NO DON'T YOU DARE!!!!

 

IV'E BROUGHT MY ZIMMER ALSO IN CASE MY KNEES  THEY LET ME DOWN.

 

THOUGH I THINK I'LL MANAGE WITHOUT TONIGHT WE'LL BE THE BEST TWO SWINGERS IN TOWN. HE-HE.

 

  CONTINUED IN NEXT POSTING GRRRRR.