"IS FEBRUARY GOING TO BE THE SAME"

 

                              

                 

            

           Thanx to Winivere for this great graphic she made for  me.                                 

 

 

WELL THIS YEAR FOR ME HASN'T SET OFF TOO GOOD  EVERY WEEK THERES SOMETHING GONE WRONG..

 

FIRST THOSE COWBOY  BUILDERS BANGING MY WINDOWS AND DROPPING DUST ON.

 

ALL MY  NEW STAIRCASE CARPET  PLASTER DUST GRIME EVERYWHERE.

 

ALSORTS OF DEBRI THEY DROPPED UP AND DOWN FROM THE EMPTY FLAT UP THERE.

 

THEN CAME MY ELECTIC TRIP SWITCH IT DIDN'T KNOW WHEN TO STAY ON.

 

EVERYTIME I USED MY NEW COOKER TO BAKE THE ELECTRIC WAS GONE.

 

I WAITED FOR AN ELECTRICIAN AND WAS UNABLE TO COOK.

 

WAITED SO LONG I THOUGHT HE MUST HAVE TAKEN HIS FLIPPING HOOK .

 

SO FOR TWO WEEKS WITHOUT A HOT MEAL FOLKS AS I DON'T LIKE MICROWAVES.

 

REALY WAS SO ANNOYING TO ME I WENT INTO LOTS OF RAVES.

 

THEN BELIEVE IT OR NOT FRIENDS OTHER BAD THINGS HAVE ALSO  HAPPENED TOO.

 

SOME DAYS I HAVN'T  KNOWN WHERE TO TURN OR REALY WHAT TO DO..

 

THIS LITTLE FLAT I HAVE BY THE SEASIDE IT'S  ALL GOT TOO MUCH FOR ME.

 

I BELIEVE BROUGHT MY DEPRESSION BACK  ON NOTHINGS GONE  RIGHT YOU SEE.

 

WELL I GOT UP THIS SATURDAY MORNING AND THE WEATHER WAS BITTERLY  COLD.

 

MY CENTRAL HEATING WOULDN'T WORK THEN AND THE BOILER IS NOT VERY OLD.

 

IT'S QUITE A NEW ONE ABOUT EIGHTEEN MONTHS LIVID STOOD LIKE FROZEN ICE.

 

MADE ME REALISE WE TAKE FOR GRANTED THE HEAT WHICH WE HAVE IT'S SO NICE.

 

IN THIS BITTER FREEZING  WEATHER I TRIED MY BEST TO GET THE BOILER TO FIRE.

 

BUT NO IT WAS HAVING NOTHING SO NO HOT WATER TO WASH MY SPARE TYRE.

                                                                                                      (MINE NOT THE CARS ) HE-HE.

 

I HAD AN EMERGENCY NUMBER TO RING TURNED  OUT  WAS AN ANSWER PHONE.

 

WHATS THE POINT OF THAT MY FRIENDS IN EMERGENCIES KNOWONE AT HOME .

 

SO THIS WEEKEND HAS NOT BEEN A PLEASANT ONE I HAVE WRAPPED UP IN LOTS TO KEEP WARM.

 

THERE LONG ENOUGH DAYS WITHOUT BEING COLD  WHEN I'M UP AT THE CRACK OF DAWN.

 

YES I DO HAVE SOME ELECTRIC HEATERS BUT THEY ARE EXPENSIVE TO RUN.

 

AND MY LAST ELECTRICTY BILL WAS ENORMOUS SO JANUARY HASN'T BEEN MUCH  FUN.

 

THE WASHER IT BOILS IT'S BACKSIDE OFF EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK.

 

AND MY COOKERS FOREVER ON THE BOIL AND COMPUTER FOR ME TO PEEK.

 

I HAVE LOTS OF TABLE LAMPS WHICH I LIGHT UP AS THE DAYS HAVE BEEN SO DARK TOO.

 

ALL THESE GADGETS TAKE MONEY TO RUN THEM BUT HELP  ME FROM FEELING BLUE.

 

WELL NOW THE GAS BOILERS PLAYING IT'S TRICKS AND IT STARTED ON SATURDAY.

 

I AM HOPING AND PRAYING THAT FEBRUARY ISN'T GOING TO GO THE SAME WAY.

 

I FEEL AS THOUGH I HAVE KILLED A ROBIN NO LUCK AT ALL JUST OF LATE.

 

YOU ALL KNOW THAT LAUGHING KATH DOESN'T LIKE TO BE MISERABLE IT'S SOMETHING I HATE.

 

THERES MANY THINGS ELSE THAT HAVE HAPPENED FAR TOO MANY TO MENTION IN HERE.

 

SO I'M ASKING FOR PRAYERS FOR THE FIRST TIME MY FRIENDS AS I KNOW YOU ARE ALL SO DEAR.

 

THEN MAYBE THINGS MIGHT TAKE A TURN AND I CAN START LAUGHING AGAIN.

 

INSTEAD OF ME HAVING TO WRITE MISERABLE THINGS AS FOR  ME THIS  IS SUCH A PAIN.

 

I AM SAT HERE NOW IN MY DRESSING GOWN WRITING THIS RHYME TO  POST.

 

WITH A HOT CUP OF CHOCOLATE AND THREE OR FOUR SLICES OF LOVELY HOT BUTTERED TOAST.

 HE-HE.

 

I BINGE WHEN I AM SO MISERABLE SO MY DIET HAS GONE WITH THE WIND .

 

WHICH I SAID I WOULD START IN JANUARY ALL THE SLIMMING FOODS I HAVE BINNED.

 

HE-HE.

 

WELL I CANNOT KEEP WARM ON SALADS AND FRUIT  I NEED SOMETHING GOOD IN MY TUM.

 

ANYWAY I CARN'T BE BOTHERED NOW IV'E LOST INTEREST IT'S  ALRIGHT FOR SOME.

 

SO WISH ME LUCK WILL YOU PLEASE J/LAND AND LETS HOPE THINGS  PICK UP SOON.

 

OR I MIGHT BE MOVING OUT ONE NIGHT BY THE LIGHT OF THE SILVERY MOON .  HE-HE.

 

LOOKING FOR SOMEWHERE ELSE AS THIS PLACE DOESN'T SEEM LUCKY FOR ME.

 

NOTHINGS GONE RIGHT SINCE I MOVED TO THE COAST AND TO LIVE HERE BY THE SEA.

 

I KNOW I MAKE YOU ALL LAUGH AT TIMES AND  I LOVE TO DO THAT EVEN SO.

 

WHEN TIMES ARE BAD AND NOTHING IS RIGHT AND THINGS THEY DON'T SEEM TO GO.

 

SMOOTHLY FOR ME I'M A FIGHTER BUT I FEEL OF LATE ALLS TOO MUCH.

 

IT GETS TO THE HEART OF ANYONE WHEN EVERYTHING  GOES WRONG AS SUCH.

 

OH WELL I WILL SIT AND WAIT FOR THE GAS MAN AND SEE WHAT HE HAS TO SAY.

 

I HOPE I DON'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR PARTS FOR THE BOILER ANOTHER DAY.

 

MY WASHING IS PILING UP SKY HIGH AND I DO THIS DAILY YOU SEE.

 

I ALSO CARN'T COPE WITHOUT A BATH OR A SHOWER WITH MERMAN HE-HE.

 

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T LNOW MERMAN HE'S A GRAPHIC WHICH RUSS DREW FOR ME.

 

AS I LOVE MERMAIDS HE THOUGHT A MERMAN WOULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE HE-HE.

 

IT IS BITTERLY COLD AND I'M FROZEN THROUGH HYPERTHYROIDISM I SUFFER WITH.

 

WITHOUT ANY  HEATING I'M SHIVERING BADLY AND I FEEL I AM READY TO GIVE.

 

UP ON MYSELF FRIENDS AT THIS TIME SO TRY  SAY A PRAYER FOR ME PLEASE.

 

THAT ALL THESE THINGS WHICH  KEEP HAPPENING TO ME WILL SOON GO AWAY AND EASE.

 

I HAVE HAD A BARROW LOAD JUST LATELY NOT  MENTIONING ALL OF THEM.

 

I KNOW YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I AM MISERABLE AND A MOANING OLD  "MOTHERHEN ".

 

SO I'LL CLOSE NOW AND WISH YOU ALL A GOOD DAY  UNTIL I AM BACK NEXT TIME.

 

HOPING I'M HAPPY WARM AND LAUGHING AND  WRITiNG MORE  " MY SIMPLE RHYMES "

 

 

         

  Thanx to Chris of Cab's Creations for this lovely graphic.