"LAST WEEK IT WAS TIME TO CELEBRATE"

 

 

      

LAST WEEK IT WAS TIME TO CELEBRATE SO I DECIDED TO HAVE A DRINK.

 

MY YOUNGEST SON SAT HERE WITH ME PASSED  HIS TEST SO IT MADE ME THINK.

 

TWAS  A GOOD EXUSE TO HAVE A TIPPLE AS I SAT HERE BY MYSELF.

 

SO I OPENED UP MY DRINKS CABINET TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE SHELF.

 

WHOOO!! -HOO  THERE WERE LOTS OF BOTTLES ALSORTS I COULD SEE.

 

AND WHEN I GOT THIS PHONE CALL THE WEATHER WAS BUGGING ME.

 

THEY GET TO ME ALL THESE DOWNPOURS AND MORES DUE ON THE RANGE.

 

SO I THOUGHT OH BLOW IT KATH MY DEAR HAVE A LITTLE DRINK FOR A CHANGE.

 

THERE WERE BLACK BOTTLES GREEN BOTTLES RED ONES ALSORTS IN MY SIGHT.

 

I DIDN'T KNOW WHICH TO CHOOSE MY FRIENDS SO I SETTLED FOR SOME OF THE WHITE.

 

I GOT MY GLASS AND FILLED IT UP TO CELEBRATE HE HAD PASSED..

 

ONLY SMALL TOTS HONESTLY SO I KNEW I WOULDN'T GET GASSED. (HA-HA)

 

IT'S ONLY ONCE IN A WHILE KATH DEAR GO ON AND GET SOME DOWN.

 

WELL THE RAIN WAS LASHING AND THE WIND WAS BLOWING SO I COULDN'T GET INTO TOWN.

 

I  HELD UP MY GLASS AND TOASTED I SAID "CONGRATULATIONS" SON

 

I HAV'NT HAD A DRINK FOR AGES SO YOUR MUM IS HAVING FUN. 

 

GO ON KATH HAVE ANOTHER ONE AND SO AGAIN  I TIPPED THE GLASS.

 

WHOO-HOO I WAS REALY PLEASED THAT DAY MY SON HAD PASSED AT LAST.

 

MY COMPUTER THEN STARTED PLAYING ME UP IT BEGAN TO GO FUZZY AND BLURRED.

 

AND WHEN I TYPED ON THE KEYBOARD  IT WOULDN'T SPELL THE RIGHT  WORD.

 

OH DEAR I WILL HAVE TO SEND FOR SOMEONE I THOUGHT WHATEVERS WRONG.

 

WHEN ONE OF MY NEIGHBOURS PASSED MY DOOR HE SAID THATS A LOVELY SONG.

 

I COULD HEAR YOU AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STEPS AND I HAD TO HAVE A LAUGH.

 

SOMEONE SOUNDS TO BE ENJOYING THEMSELVES I BET IT'S LAUGHING KATH.

 

I WAS HAPPY HE LIKED MY SINGING SO I SANG LOUDER AT THE TOP OF MY VOICE. HE-HE. 

 

I WANTED EVERYBODY TO KNOW  THAT THIS DAY  I HAD TO REJOICE.

 

SINGING MADE ME MORE THIRSTY SO I TOOK ANOTHER SIP.

 

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY COMPUTER CHAIR WENT INTO A DOUBLE FLIP.

 

MY LEGS WENT UP IN THE AIR MY FRIENDS  I WONDERED WHERE I WAS. 

 

AND THEN I REALISED MY BALANCE HAD GONE AND ALL OF THIS BECAUSE.

 

 

MY YOUNGEST SON HAD PASSED HIS TEST AND I WANTED TO CELEBRATE.

 

I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD END LIKE THIS BUT THE FEELING IT WAS GREAT. (HA-HA).

 

JUST LIKE HUMPTY DUMPTY WHEN HUMPTY  FELL OFF THE WALL

 

I CALLED FOR ALL THE KINGS MEN BUT NOT ONE OF THEM  CAME AT ALL

 

I DIDN'T HURT MYSELF VERY MUCH  IT FELT LIKE A CAROUSEL RIDE.

 

TILL I WOKE UP NEXT  MORNING AND SAW MY FLIPPING BACKSIDE. (HA-HA)

 

IT WAS BLACK AS COAL I TELL YOU  WITH A LITTLE BIT OF YELLOW MIXED IN.

 

GOOD GRIEF I BET THAT LEMONADE BOTTLE WAS FULL TO THE TOP WITH GIN  (HA-HA).

 

I KINDA THOUGHT IT WAS STRONGER  THAN IT USUALLY TASTED MY FRIENDS.

 

BUT STILL I ENJOYED MY TIPPLES AND NO I'M NOT GOING TO PRETEND.

 

IT'S YRS  SINCE I HAD A FEW STRONG DRINKS SO IT REALY MADE A NICE CHANGE.

 

CHOOSING WHICH ONE I WANTED FROM THAT LOVELY COLOURED RANGE.

 

WELL I'M OK NOW AND DECIDED I AM JUST GOING TO CALL MY SON.

 

AND ASK HIM TO TAKE HIS ADVANCED TEST AND IF HE PASSES I CAN HAVE SOME MORE FUN  (HA-HA)

 

HOORAY !!!  MY SON HAS PASSED HIS TEST SO I HAVE A GOOD FEELING SOMEHOW.

 

I WILL SEE A LOT MORE OF HIM AROUND AS HE'LL DRIVE DOWN TO SEE ME NOW.

 

ANOTHER MEMORY FOR MY BOOK WHEN MY SON PASSED HIS DRIVING TEST.

 

AND HIS MUM HAD A FEW LITTLE TIPPLES AND GOT A BRUISE  WHICH WAS ONE OF THE BEST.(HA-HA)

 

MUMS  PROUD OF YA SON FOR PASSING NOW CAN I HAVE YOUR  L PLATE SIGN.

 

TO PLACE HERE ON MY COMPUTER  CHAIR WHEN I WRITE "MY SIMPLE RHYME.  (HA-HA)

 

 

                       SONS BABY BELOW

    WHO HE GOT FROM A SHELTER

       YRS AGO AWWW LOVE HIM!!

 

           

 

                                   HE-HE-HE