" INSTEAD OF THE OUTSIDE LOO"

 

              

 

                   HAAAAAAAAAAAAA  !!!!

 

 

I WAS THINKING ABOUT A COMMENT ONE DAY WHAT A J/LANDER SENT TO ME.

 

I KNOW LOTS OF YOU ARE YOUNGER BUT YOU CAN JOIN IN MAYBE.

 

AS I DECIDED I'D WRITE HERE AND ASK HOW MANY WOULD SAY.

 

WHAT YOU CALLED THE RECEPTICLE IN OLDEN TIMES THAT WENT UNDER THE BED EACH DAY.

 

WHEN YOU WERE ONLY A YOUNG CHILD OR MAYBE REMEMBER YOUR GRAN.

 

OR GRANDAD USING ONE OF THESE PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU CAN.

 

THEY WERE USED SO MANY YEARS AGO WHEN OUR TOILETS WERE ALL OUTSIDE.

 

IT WAS ALRIGHT GOING THERE IN THE DAYTIME BUT NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

 

DID YOU ALL PLACE YOURS UNDER THE BED DURING THE DAY I WONDER.

 

AS THIS PERSON FROM J/LAND COMMENTED SHE CALLED HERS THE GUZUNDER.

 

WELL WHEN I READ THIS COMMENT I LET OUT A LAUGH SO LOUD.

 

ANYONE WOULD HAVE HEARD ME OVER A FOOTBALL CROWN HA-HA.

 

I'D NEVER HEARD THIS RECEPTACLE CALLED THIS BEFORE IN MY DAYS.

 

SO IT GOES TO SHOW AS WELL MY FRIENDS THAT WE USE DIFFERANT NAMES DOWN OUR WAYS.

 

I REMEMBER OURS WAS KEPT DOWN THE CELLAR WHEN IT WAS PUT AWAY.

 

AFTER MY MOTHER HAD BLEACHED IT ALL AND DISINFECTED IT EVERY  DAY.

 

WE USED TO TAKE TURNS IN EMPTYING IT AND I OFTEN USED TO CRY.

 

AND SAY TO MY MOTHER I'M NOT TAKING THAT AS SOMEBODY OUT THERE MIGHT SPY.

 

ME CARRYING THIS THING ACROSS THE YARD LIKE A TEAPOT OF FRESH BREWED TEA.

 

I ALWAYS FELT SO EMBARRASSED TO THINK SOMEONE WAS WATCHING ME.

 

YOU SEE WE HAD TWO BEDROOMS THEN SO AT NIGHTIME THEY ALL CAME OUT.

 

THREE OF THEM ALL PLACED UNDER THE BEDS FOR SIX TO SHARE LAUGH OUT LOUD.  HA-HA.

 

MY MOTHER AND FATHER THEY HAD ONE AND ME AND MY SISTERS THREE

 

IN CASE WE ALL HAD TO GET UP IN THE NIGHT THAT WAS A LOT OF  PEE. HA-HA.

 

SO EVERY MORNING MUM WOULD EMPTY ALL THESE INTO A  PAIL.

 

AND THE PAIL THEN WENT TO THE TOILET EVERY MORNING WITHOUT FAIL.

 

WE  CALLED OURS A JERRY BECAUSE OF THE SHAPE IT WAS.

 

WELL I THINK THATS WHY WE CALLED IT THAT THE REASON WAS BECAUSE.

 

IT WAS SHAPED LIKE THE JERRY HELMET WHICH WERE ALL WORN IN THE WAR.

 

AND IT WAS JENNY FORM "STOP THE CLOCK " WHO GOT ME THINKING ABOUT THIS AND MORE.

 

SHE REPLIED IN HER COMMENT TO ONE OF MY POSTINGS ABOUT THE OUTSIDE LOO.

 

I'D HAVE HAD TO USE THE GUZUNDA WELL I CRACKED UP I'M NOT KIDDING YOU.

 

NO MOTHERHEN DIDN'T LAY ANY EGGS BUT WHILST SAT AT MY POOTER THAT NIGHT.

 

WHEN I READ THIS I COULD HAVE DONE WITH A GAZUNDA UNDER MY POOTER

CHAIR RIGHT. HA-HA

 

AS YOU KNOW FULL WELL MY J/LAND FRIENDS WHEN YOU LAUGH VERY HEARTILY.

 

IT OFTEN MAKES US WANT TO RUN TO THE TOILET DON'T YOU SEE.

 

SO FROM OUTSIDE TOILETS TO JERRY POTS TOGUZUNDAS UNDER THE BED.

 

TELL ME WHAT YOU ALL CALLED YOURS AND IT MIGHT THEN CLEAR MY HEAD.

 

AS I AM A CURIOUS PERSON NOT NOSEY BUT CURIOUS YES .

 

AND I DON'T THINK IT'S A POOR SUBJECT TO ME IT'S ANOTHER LAUGH YET.

 

FLIPPING OUTSIDE TOILETS JUST COULDN'T WE TELL SOME TALES .

 

I BET WE WISH WE ALL HAD A  TENNER FOR EVERYTIME WE EMPTIED THEM PAILS.  HA-HA

 

WHAT A JOB IT WAS MY FRIENDS AND OUR JERRY BLEACHED CLEAN AND IN TIME.

 

WAS USED FOR OUR  MOTHERS ASPIDISTRA PLANT  AND I MUST SAY THEY  LOOKED  REAL FINE  HA-HA.

 

I BET A FEW OF YOU HAVE ONE AND I BET YOUV'E USED AT SOME TIME

 

A JERRY SO TELL ME  WHAT YOU CALLED  YOURS RIGHT NOW IN

 

                                      " MY SIMPLE RHYME.