"THE OLD CORNER SHOP"

SHE'S OFF ONCE AGAIN her  TROLLEY TO PUSH.

JUST STROLLING ROUND  NOT IN ANY RUSH.

IN GOES THE DAZ OR WILL IT BE SURF.

SHE DOESN'T SEEM BOTHERED HOW MUCH IT'S WORTH.

ON TO THE TINS NOW TO PICK UP SOME CURRY.

BEANS PEAS AND SOUP,STILL NOT IN NO HURRY.

THE TOILETRY ISLE IS JUST OVER THIER.

SHE SLOWLY WALKS ROUND GETS A RINSE FOR HER HAIR.

SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER,MAYBE SOME SPRAY.

THEN OUT OF DATE TABLE FOR BARGAIN OF DAY.

ON TO THE FISH NOW TO GET SOME NICE TROUT.

CHILD PICKS UP SWEETIES ,HURRAY HE DOES SHOUT.

ROUND TO THE NEXT ISLE TO GET SOME CORNFLAKES.

DOWN TO THE BAKEING TO PICK UP SOME CAKES.

SPIRITS  QUITE TEMPTING GIN RUM AND  SHERRY.

CHRISTMAS IN MIND TO MAKE HER GUESTS MERRY.

BRAZILS AND SOME WALNUTS SHE MUSTN'T FORGET.

GELLATINE FOR FLANS TO MAKE SURE THEY SET.

CURRANTS AND RAISINS CHERRIES AND  DATE.

TEABAGS  AND  BISCUITS  AND WHITE COFFEEMATE.

DON'T FORGET BUBBLE BATH FACECLOTH AND SPONGE.

BLEACH AND SOME MOUSSE TO CLEAN OFF THE GUNDGE.

TROLLEY GETS HIGHER RIGHT TO THE TOP.

SHE'S NOW JUST REMEMBERED SHE NEEDS A NEW MOP.

THEN MOVES TO MEAT  NICE SHOULDER OF LAMB.

ON TO THE HARDWARE  A NEW FRYING PAN.

A FEW CHICKEN LEGS AND A BARBEQUE GRID.

WHEN SHE GETS TO THE CHECKOUT SHE'LL NEED HUNDRED QUID.

OH! WHY DON'T THEY CLOSE THESE LARGE SUPERSTORES.

AND BRING BACK "THE OLD CORNER SHOP" JUST NEXT DOOR.

THESE  STORES  ARE JUST MAKEING HER POORER EACH DAY.

BRING BACK THE "PLEASANT AND SMALL" DOWN OUR WAY.

SHE'S GOT TO THE TILL NOW AND POPS IN  HER CARD.

 SHOUTS OH! I NEED CD'S .OF  MUSIC  IV'E HEARD.

HER BANK'S  OVERDRAWN RIGHT OVER THE TOP.

BUT NOT WHEN SHE SHOPPED AT  "THE OLD CORNER SHOP".