"MY TWO SUPRIZES"

 

   

                              

 

HELLO FRIENDS ONCE AGAIN I WRITE AND IT'S GETTING HARDER TOO.

 

WITH PROBLEMS AND NOT MUCH HAPPENING  WHAT DO I FIND TO TELL YOU.

 

I HOPE I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS IT HARD  AS WELL.

 

BECAUSE J/LAND SEEMS PRETTY QUIET JUST NOW HAVN'T YOU MUCH TO TELL.

 

I  NOTICED MY ALERTS WERE VERY LOW  SO I HOPPED ABOUT HERE AND THERE .

 

FOUND SOME THAT HAD NOT COME THROUGH AT ALL AOL 'S TRICKS I FEAR. 

 

I HAVE ALSO HAD BIG PROBLEMS WITH AOL THIS WEEK.

 

PHOTOBUCKET TOO WON'T INSERT SO I TURNED THE OTHER CHEEK.

 

I TRIED OUT AOL PICTURES AND AS YOU CAN SEE IF YOU LOOK.

 

ON SOME OF THE GRAPHICS THE ANIMATION THEY HAVE SIMPLY TOOK .

 

GRRR I'VE BEEN HOURS THIS WEEK TRYING TO PLACE THIS POST IN HERE.

 

TO TELL YOU A LITTLE MORE ABOUT THINGS SO AFRAID THIS WILL HAVE TO DO DEARS.

 

WELL ANYWAY FRIENDS A BIT OF GOOD NEWS I GOT IN THE POST YESTERDAY.

 

AN INVITATION TO A FRIENDS WEDDING OH! HIP HIP HURRAY.

 

WELL NOT TO THE ACTUAL WEDDING RECEPTION AS THATS  A SMALL FAMILY AFFAIR.

 

BUT TO THE EVENING  DANCE AND BUFFET WHERE MY  LEGS I CAN KICK IN THE AIR. HE-HE.

   

YOU KNOW  MOTHERHEN LOVES DANCING AND I LOVE A BIT OF A DO.

 

ROCK AND ROLLING THE NIGHT AWAY AND I HOPE I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU.

 

 

 

         

THAT IV'E FALLEN AGAIN OH NO I HAVE VOWED THAT I AM STAYING UPRIGHT.

 

AS WHEN I GET UP TO DANCE YOU SEE I SHALL MAKE SURE I'M BEING HELD TIGHT. HE-HE.

 

YES I'LL  INSIST ON A PARTNER WHOEVER IT MAY BE.

 

WE CAN KICK OUR LEGS UP TOGETHER WHAT FUN... HE- HE- HE- HE -HE

 

 

 

AND TO ANGIE FROM "CAN YOU ALL HEAR ME AT THE BACK "MY ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION  MATE.

 

I DON'T SHOW  RAGGY KNICKERS WHEN FALLING MY UNDERWEAR ALWAYS LOOKS GREAT . HE-HE !! HE-HE.

 

YOU ALSO KNOW MOTHERHEN LOVES HER HATS AND I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO BUY  NEW.

 

BUT I'M  AM NOT GOING TO THE SERVICE AT THE CHURCH BOOH-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO !!

         

          

   

 

STILL IT CALLS FOR A NICE NEW OUTFIT AND THATS SUITS ME JUST FINE.

 

I HOPE  NOTHING HAPPENS BEFOREHAND TO STOP ME HAVING A GOOD TIME.

 

THE  LUCK I HAVE HAD JUST LATELY I SWORE NO MORE ARRANGEMENTS TO MAKE.

 

THOUGH I AM ACCEPTING  THIS INVITATION PRAY FOR ME GOODNESS SAKE.

 

THAT ALL TURNS OUT JUST WONDERFUL SO I CAN POST FOR YOU.

 

SOME LOVELY PICTURES OF BRIDE AND GROOM AND OF COURSE SOME OF MOTHERHEN TOO.

 

STRUTTING THE LIGHT FANTASTIC BE ME DIZZY I'M STILL GOING OUT.  HE-HE.

 

THIS CHICK WILL BE HAVING SO MUCH FUN I AM READY FOR A LAUGHING BOUT .

 

AFTER ALL I HAVE DONE THIS LAST FEW MONTHS IT WILL MAKE A CHANGE FROM THE HOME.

 

THOUGH I MAY BE TIRED ON THAT EVENING  J/LAND AS I WILL HAVE TRAVELLED BACK  HOME.

 

FROM A BREAK AT THE SEASIDE ON THE FRIDAY BECAUSE ROOSTER HAS BOOKED  FOR ME .

 

TO GO ON A TOUR OF BOURNMOUTH AND THE NEW FORREST MONDAY TO FRIDAY WITH HE.

 

ISN'T THAT JUST ANOTHER SUPRIZE I AM SO LOOKING FORWARD TO.

 

LETS HOPE A THIRD SUPRIZE NOW COMES UP  THE LOTTERY TO SHARE WITH YOU.

HE-HE.

 

SO I'M PLANNING AN OUTFIT NOW FOR THE DO AND I'M HOPING THAT I CAN FIND.

 

SOMETHING THAT TAKES MY  FANCY A SEXY DRESS AND SHOES OF SOME KIND. HE-HE.

 

SEXY AT 62  HE-HE AM I WISHFULL THINKING OR WHAT HE-HE.

 

LETS HOPE THE WEATHER IS FINE AND SUNNY THOUGH I DON'T LIKE IT TOO RED  HOT.

 

IT SEEMS AGES SINCE I WENT TO A WEDDING AND OH HOW I LOVE THEM SO.

 

ON SECOND THOUGHTS I SHALL WATCH THE WEDDING YES I AM GOING TO GO.

 

TO THE CHURCH THEN  BACK HOME TO GET MYSELF CHANGED INTO MY SEXY DRESS.  HE-HE.

 

I LIKE TO LOOK NICE EVEN THOUGH I HAVE ONLY THE ROOSTER TO IMPRESS.

 

I HAVN'T HAD CHANCE OF LATE MY FRIENDS TO KNOW WHAT FASHIONS ARE OUT.

 

BUT IF I GO SHOPPING I'LL GO WITH MY DAUGHTER SO I DON'T FALL ABOUT.

 

AGAIN IN THE GUTTER SOMEONE TO CLING TO WHILST I AM BROWSING  AWAY.

 

FOR A LOVELY OUTFIT FOR THE EVENING ON MY FRIENDS WEDDING DAY.

 

HERE IS MY DAUGHTER AT OUR LATEST WEDDING THOUGH ONE WHICH I COULDN'T ATTEND.

 

SHE WAS MATRON OF HONOUR DOESN'T SHE LOOK LOVELY WHEN SHE STOOD FOR HER  FRIEND.

 

 

                                       

            

SO I AM REALY EXCITED  NOTHING NICER THAN WEDDINGS TO ME.

 

HERES AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT I MIGHT LOOK LIKE IN THE PICTURE BELOW CAN YOU SEE. 

 

WELL IT'S A QUITE A WHILE OFF THE MONTH OF JULY AND THATS THE WEDDING TIME.

 

BUT  SOMETHING TO POST ABOUT IN THE NEAR FUTURE HERE IN " MY SIMPLE RHYMES"

 

                                          

                                     

                                              

 

                                  HE        HE !!!

 

I hope the pictures turn out.grrrr I am so frustrated going shopping now lol!!!

 

"ALL FALL DOWN"

   

 

WELL HERE I AM AGAIN FOLKS I CARN'T BELIEVE I'M  BACK.

 

MOTHERHEN THE TRADESMAN YOU KNOW THE ONE CALLED  JACK.

 

NO PICTURES OR NO RHYME FOR YOU ABOUT MY LITTLE BREAK.

 

YOU SEE I FELL LIKE JILLS MATE JACK OH! FOR GOODNESS SAKE

 

I SET OFF VERY  EARLY THAT LOVELY  SUNNY MORN.

 

AS USUAL MOTHERHEN WAS UP AT THE CRACK OF DAWN.

 

STRUTTING ALONG DOWN THE ROAD THE BIRDS WERE ALL I HEARD.

 

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN WHOOSH..... I ENDED UP IN THE BLUMMING CURB.

 

MY SKIRT WAS FLYING ABOVE  MY HEAD SHOWING EVERYTHING  I HAD.

 

WHEN A LADY CAME RUNNING OVER TO ME AND WASN'T I SO GLAD.

 

MY KNEES ALL GRAZED AND BLEEDING MY ELBOW TOO ALL CUT

 

AT THESE TIMES CAN YOU  TELL ME WHERE YOUR FACE YOU  PUT.

 

TALK ABOUT FEELING KNOCKED UP I WAS FULL OF PAINS.

 

I THINK I BEST GO OUT AND BUY MYSELF  SOME BABY REIGNS. (HE-HE).

 

THEN DAUGHTER SHE CAN TAKE ME SOME WALKIES WHENEVER   I .

 

HAVE TO TRAVEL ANYWHERE TO GET THERE SAFE AND DRY.

 

WELL WHAT A  TA  DO I HAD TO TURN AROUND AND GO BACK HOME.

 

WITH A KNEECAP  SWOLLEN UP SO BAD LIKE A VERY LARGE  DOME.

 

CUTTING IT SHORT IV'E  RESTED THE WHOLE OF ALL THIS WEEK.

 

 

NO BIKINI IN THE SUNSHINE BROWNING MY BUM CHEEKS. (HE-HE)

 

I DID GET ONE OF THEM BLACK THOUGH OH! WHAT A MESS MY FRIENDS.

 

AFTER  ENDING UP IN THE GUTTER THAT DAY MY STORY IT DON'T END.

 

COS SATURDAY EVENING MOTHERHEN  WENT ALONG TO BED .

 

FROM THE HOT SUMMER SUN TO REST MY REAL BAD HEAD

 

I MUST HAVE BEEN SO TIRED OUT WHILST I WAS SO HARD ON.

 

THE NEXT THING I KNEW MOTHEREHEN WAS LYING THERE UPON.

 

THE FLOOR YES ONCE AGAIN MY FRIENDS I'D ROLLED OUT OF BED.

 

BANG BANG THE FLOOR SHOOK LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE ME  LAID THERE FOR DEAD. (HE-HE)

 

YET STILL MOTHERHEN WAS  ROCKING AND LAUGHING OUT SO  LOUD .

 

SAYING TO MYSELF I'M NOT QUITE READY  FOR A FRILLY SHROUD.

 

SO I PICKED MYSELF UP ONE MORE TIME AND HAD A LITTLE CURSE.

 

I BEST NOT PUT HERE WHAT I SAID THOUGH IN MY JOURNAL VERSE .

 

WELL  NEXT DAY WHEN  ASKED MY NEIGHBOUR BETTY IF OR NOT HAD SHE .

 

HEARD THE LOUD BANG WITH A FROWN SHE LOOKED UP  AT ME.

 

OH! KATH SHE SAID YES I DID IT WOKE ME AND  I GOT UP.

 

RUSHING DOWSTAIRS QUICKLY TO TAKE A CURIOUS  LOOK.

 

MY THOUGHTS WERE WITH THE GAS BOILER HAD IT BLOWN IT'S TOP.

 

WASN'T I GLAD WHEN ALL WAS OK AND THAT IT  HAD NOT.

 

ARE YOU OK NOW KATH ! SHE ASKED ME WITH A SILLY GRIN.

 

I REPLIED  YES BETTY AND I'D NOT EVEN HAD A BIT OF  GIN (HE-HE).

 

BETTY THEN  SAID I MEANT TO TELL YOU JUST THE OTHER DAY.

 

YOU KEEP CALLING ME BETTY LOVE AND IT'S BESSIE BY THE WAY . ( HE-HE).

 

WHOOPS... I AM  SO SORRY BESSIE NEVER MIND  LAUGHING KATH.

 

SHE REPLIED AGAIN YOU'VE TOLD ME YOUR DEAF HALF BLIND AND DAFT. (HE-HE).

 

SO I HAVN'T BEEN ONLINE MUCH LAST WEEK AND THIS OF LATE.

 

I DECIDED TO RELAX INSTEAD AND  NOW I'M  FEELING GREAT

 

SO BACK TO IT ALL NOW ONCE AGAIN POSTING RHYMES ONLINE.

 

THE GARDEN IS ALL TIDIED AND OTHER JOBS  GOING FINE.

 

BUT BEWARE  I'M GOING OUT NOW  FOR PAINT TO TRY AND DECORATE .

 

THE BATHROOM WITH A HINT OF A PINK SO MUST HURRY OR I'LL BE LATE.

 

I'LL BE STARTING BACK THIS EVENING TRYING TO  VISIT YOU ALL.

 

THATS IF I LAND SAFELY HOME AND DON'T HAVE ANOTHER FALL .

 

I MIGHT JUST LOOK OUT FOR A NICE FASHIONABLE WALKING STICK.

 

MAYBE THAT  WILL HELP ME WHO KNOWS AND DO THE TRICK.

 

 

I CANNOT BELIEVE NOWADAYS WHAT I AM GETTING LIKE.

 

AND TO THINK I WAS CONTEMPLATING  BUYING  A NEW BIKE.   (HE-HE).

 

TO RIDE ONTO  "THE NEW GREENWAY"  CYCLE TRACK WE HAVE HERE.

 

THIS SUMMER FOR SOME EXCERSIZE BUT NOT NOW  OH! NO - NO FEAR.  (HE-HE).

 

THAT MONEY'S  NOW GONE ON INSURANCE FOR THIS SILLY  CHUCK.

 

TO COVER ME FOR MY ACCIDENTS  LETS HOPE NOT  WITH SOME LUCK.

 

I HAVE BEEN A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT ME LATELY DOING THE DOUBLE .

 

SO I'M HOPING WHILST IN TOWN TODAY NO HAT TRICK OR  IT'S TROUBLE.

 

I DON'T FANCY COMING HOME SOMEHOW LOOKING A SHADE OF PINK.

 

FROM A PAINT TIN FLYING HIGH TRYING TO MAKE ALL THE GUYS WINK..(HE-HE)

 

SO PLEASE SAY A PRAYER FOR ME MY FRIENDS THAT EVERYTHING GOES FINE.

 

LOVE YOU ALL AND IV'E MISSED YOU  FROM KATH AND "MY SIMPLE RHYMES". BYEEEEEEEEE

 

 

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" I'M GOING AWAY"

 Thankyou to Chris of cab's creations for this lovely graphic.

 

I THOUGHT I WOULD SLOT IN THIS QUICKY FRIENDS TO TELL YOU I'M GOING AWAY.

 

FRIDAY LUNCHTIME  BUT NOT FOR LONG JUST A FEW DAYS TILL TUESDAY.

 

MY HAMMER AND CHISSEL ARE PACKED AWAY AND MY NAILS AND SCREWS AS WELL.

 

NO YOU SILLY'S NOT IN MY SUITCASE AND I WON'T BE AROUND A-O-HELL.

 

MY TROWEL AND TILE CUTTER ALSO ARE HAVING A BREAK LIKE ME.

 

I BET THEY ARE THINKING  THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT HURRY UP I CAN HEAR THEM. HE-HE.

 

WELL I DON'T GIVE THEM MUCH OF A REST AT ALL I AM IT FROM MORNING TILL NIGHT.

 

SO AS I SAID I BET THEY ARE GLAD WHEN MOTHERHENS  OUT OF THERE SIGHT

 

I WON'T HAVE ACCESS TO A COMPUTER SO I WILL MISS YOU ALL.

 

SORRY I WON'T BE ABLE TO COMMENT OR READ YOUR POSTINGS AN'ALL.

 

NO DOUBT I WILL BE BACK ON TUESDAY TRYING TO CATCH UP AGAIN.

 

AND BANGING AWAY HOPING  I'M NOT DRIVING MY NEW NEIGHBOUR INSANE.

 

BY THE TIME MOTHERHEN HAS FINISHED I THINK I MIGHT AS WELL.

 

JUST HAVE ORDERED A FEW TON OF BRICKS AND MORTAR AND BUILT THE HOUSE MYSELF

HE-HE.

 

THE KITCHEN UNITS ARE BUILT UP NOW AND READY TO GO ON THE WALL.

 

I DON'T THINK I'LL ATTEMP THAT MYSELF OR OFF THE STEPLADDERS I'LL FALL.

 

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH EPISODES OF THAT IN MY TIME MAY I TELL ALL OF YOU.

 

I THINK YOU HAVE READ ON MANY OCCASIONS  MY BACKSIDES BEEN BLACK AND BLUE.  HE-HE.

 

WELL I'M PRAYING AND HOPING THE SUN WILL SHINE AND  FOR A CHANGE GET IT TANNED.

 

HE-HE... IT MIGHT LOOK BETTER THAN BLUE WHEN I'M LIEING ON THE SAND .

 

MOTHERHEN HAS PACKED HER BIKINI  I DON'T GIVE A HOOT WHAT ONE THINKS.

 

WHO KNOWS I MIGHT GET SOME WOLF WHISTLES OR A COUPLE OR MORE  WINKS.

 

OH! YES A COUPLE OF WINKS ALRIGHT THESE KIND I'M SURE I'LL GET Zzzzz  HE-HE.

 

A FEW LITTLE NAPS HERE AND THERE I'LL BE GRABBING A RACING CERTAINTY  YOU BET !!

 

AND A FEW LITTLE TIPPLES ALSO OF LEMONADE COS ALL THE GIN IS  DONE.  HE-HE.

 

YOU ALL KNOW I AM A GOOD MOTHERHEN AND I KNOW FOR SURE I'LL HAVE FUN .

 

MISS BE-HAVE MYSELF AT ALL ARE YOU ALL TELLING ME I SHOULDN'T .

 

NOW LISTEN HERE ALL OF YOU I CERTAINLY KNOW I COULDN'T.

 

BE NAUGHTY I WON'T I PROMISE I'LL ENJOY THE BREAK WHILE I'VE TIME.

 

SO I'LL SEE YOU ON TUESDAY WITH PICTURES I HOPE  AND ANOTHER OF

                                

                            "MY SIMPLE RHYMES".

 

LETS HOPE IT'S TANNED WHEN I GET BACK HE-HE

 

            

        BYE BYE TAKE CARE HUGS FROM MOTHERHEN. XXXX

 

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"THE DAY I SHOPPED FOR UNITS"

         

 

ANOTHER OF MY SHOPPING TRIPS  AND WHAT A SHOPPING TRIP TOO.

 

WHEN MOTHERHEN WENT FOR KITCHEN UNITS DOUBLE ONES I NEEDED TWO.

 

I GOT UP ON SATURDAY MORNING AND SET OFF THERE FOR NINE.

 

THE DOORS THEY WERE JUST OPENING SO  I WAS RIGHT ON TIME.

 

ROUND THE DIY STORE I WALKED  UP AND DOWN THE ISLES.

 

MY TROLLEY  IT WAS EMPTY I COULD SEE NOTHING THERE MY STYLE.

 

THEN I SPOTTED THE  WALL UNITS I WAS SEEKING FOR THE KITCHEN  TO PUT IN PLACE.

 

TO MATCH THE BASE ONES IN MY HOME SO A SMILE CAME TO MY FACE.

 

I HAD LOOKED AROUND  FOUR  WEEKS  NOW TO SEE IF I COULD FIND.

 

THE SAME ONES AS THE BASE I HAVE OR NEAR ENOUGH THAT  KIND.

 

THE BASE UNITS THEY WERE NEW YOU SEE BUT TWO WALL ONES WERN'T TOO GOOD.

 

SO I RIPPED THEM OUT VERY QUICKLY KNOWING THAT I WOULD.

 

REPLACE THEM WITH BRAND NEW ONES I KNEW THAT I COULD GET.

 

FROM SOMEWHERE BUT FORGOT WHERE I'D SEEN THEM LOOKING ROUND AS YET.

 

THEN I SPOTTED THEM SO I CALLED THE GUY  AND ASKED IF HE WOULD CHECK.

 

IF THEY HAD SOME OF THE WALL UNITS AS THERE WERE ONLY BASE ON THE DECK.

 

HE LOOKED ON THERE  COMPUTER AND SAID YES WE HAVE A FEW.

 

BUT THEY NEED TO BE CHECKED OFF THIS MORNING  AS THE DELIVERY IS ONLY NEW.

 

SO I ASKED WHEN COULD I BUY SOME HE SAID IN AN HOUR OR TWO.

 

I REPLIED I'LL CALL BACK AT T/TIME THEN BUT FIRST I WILL PAY YOU.

 

HE SAID WHEN YOU RETURN THEY'LL BE ON A TROLLEY JUST OVER  THIS WAY.

 

SO I PAID FOR THE UNITS AND OFF I WENT TO SPEND THE REST OF THE DAY  .

 

MARKING OUT WHERE THEY WOULD GO WHEN THEY WERE FITTED UP.

 

SORTING THIS AND THAT OUT AND WASHING ALL OF MY CUPS .

 

AND OTHER THINGS I HAD UNPACKED TO PLACE  INSIDE THEM TOO.

 

KNOWING   WHEN  FITTED ON THE WALL A LITTLE MORE SPACE.  WHOO-HOO!!

 

AROUND FLEW THE HANDS ON THE KITCHEN CLOCK AND THE TIME IT SEEMED TO FLY.

 

IT'S AMAZING WHEN YOUR BUSY HOW QUICKLY IT PASSES YOU BY.

 

SO OFF I SET EXCITED AND ARRIVED AT THE STORE ONCE MORE.

 

THE LADY WHO DID THE INVOICE  SAW ME COMING THROUGH THE DOOR.

 

HER FACE TO ME A VERY STEARN LOOK  I THOUGHT STRAIGHT AWAY SOMETHINGS WRONG.

 

WELL TELL ME ABOUT IT I GAVE HER MY INVOICE SHE SAID SORRY WE TOLD YOU WRONG.

 

WE HAVE ONLY ONE OF THOSE UNITS IN STOCK BUT MORE MAYBE HERE NEXT WEEK.

 

THE GUY WHO SERVED ME HAD GONE HOME AND NOT RANG ME I THOUGHT WHAT A  CHEEK.

 

SO SHE SENT TWO YOUNG MEN FOR THE UNIT THEY HAD AND I FOLLOWED BUT WENT FOR A HOE.

 

AS I WAS COMING UP THE KITCHEN ISLE I SAW THE LAD DROP MY BOX  SO.

 

I RAN STRAIGHT TO THE CHECKOUT TOLD THE LADY   I'M NOT HAVING THAT.

 

HE'S JUST DROPPED IT DOWN FROM THE RACK UP ON HIGH  AND YOUR NOT ROBBING THIS LAUGHING KATH.

 

I HAVE JUST SEEN HIM DROP IT AND HISMATE  WAS LAUGHING AND I AM MOST ANNOYED.

 

THE UNIT MIGHT BE BROKEN INSIDE  WHAT WALLY'S THEY ARE YOUV'E EMPLOYED.

 

SHOULDN'T THEY BE USING A FORK LIFT TRUCK OR SOMETHING TO LIFT THESE DOWN.

 

I TOLD HER AND ON MY FACE A STEARN LOOK AND A VERY NASTY FROWN.   HE-HE.

 

SHE LOOKED AT THE LADS AND THEY LOOKED AT ME SO  I POINTED TO THE BOX.

 

LOOK IT'S ALL BULGED AND TORN ON THE CORNER WOULDN'T YOU IF YOU'D HAD THAT KNOCK.

 

SO SHE LOOKED AT THE BOX INSIDE THE TEAR SAID YES I CAN SEE THE DOORS CHIPPED.

 

WELL ONE LAD  STEAMS OFF AND HE WAS GIVING HER A LOAD OF HASSLE AND LIP.

 

WHAT ARE SOME OF THESE YOUNG ONES LIKE THEY DO NOT SEEM TO WANT WORK.

 

ALL THEY DO IS MESS ABOUT THEY WERE A COUPLE OF  JERKS.

 

I HAD TO LAUGH AT HIM CHUNTERING  BUT THOUGHT TO MYSELF WELL  I NEVER.

 

I HAD WAITED ALL DAY AND BY NOW  MOTHEHEN WAS AT THE END OF HER TETHER.

 

EVENTUALLY ANOTHER GUY HE CAME BY AND SAID I'LL LOOK ON THE TOP SHELF.

 

OH! NO I THOUGHT NOT ANOTHER DROPPED BOX I WAS SAYING  TO MYSELF.  HE-HE.

 

WELL FINALLY THE GUY HE DID BRING ME ONE AND HE WAS POLITE AND NICE  .

 

I'LL ORDER SOME MORE AND IF DELIVERY IS LATE  YOU CAN HAVE THEM FOR HALF PRICE.

 

IT'S THE LEAST I  CAN OFFER YOU AS COMPENSATION SEEING AS YOUV'E HAD TO COME TWICE.

 

WHOO- HOO I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF WHAT A  LOVELY SUPRIZE.

 

THEY'LL BE WITH YOU  IN A COUPLE OF DAYS AND WE'LL DELIVER THEM DOWN YOUR WAY.

 

IF THERE NOT HERE ON TIME OR UNDELIVERED RING ME STRAIGHT UP OK!!

 

THE DELIVERY MAN WILL CHECK THEM WITH YOU SO YOU CAN LOOK AND  MAKE SURE.

 

EVERYTHING IS IN PERFECT CONDITION DELIVERED RIGHT TO YOUR DOOR.

 

WELL YOU CARN'T BE NO FAIRER THAN THAT I SAID SO SHAKE HANDS WITH ME IT'S A DEAL.

 

BEFORE I GO THOUGH PLEASE NOTE  ON THE INVOICE HALF PRICE  WITH  A GENUINE SEALHE-HE.

 

HE LOOKED AT ME AS THOUGH I'D GONE MAD I SAID WELL  I'D LIKE YOU TO KNOW.

 

KNOWONE ROBS MOTHERHEN AT ANYTIME WHEN SIGNED AND SEALED I WILL GO.   

 

                                     HE-HE

 

SO OFF I WENT FROM THE STORE MY FRIENDS I  KNOW I NOW HAD TO WAIT.

 

BUT I'VE LOOKED ALL OVER AND THESE UNITS ARE VERY MUCH OUT OF DATE.   HE-HE.

 

YOU CANNOT GET THEM TODAY IN MANY STORES FOR ALL THE NEW DESIGNS.

 

THEY'LL DO FOR MOTHERHEN AND THE THING IS THERE NEW AND I LIKE THE CLEAN LOOKING LINE.

 

THEY HOLD THE SAME AS THE NEW STYLES DO  AND I'M NOT FUSSY IN MY OLD AGE.

 

ABOUT ALL THE NEW DESIGNS OF THINGS AND EVERYTHING ESLE THATS THE RAGE.

 

I MAY CHANGE THE KITCHEN LATER WHEN I HAVE SETTLED IN MORE.

 

BUT MOTHERHEN DIDN'T WANT NEW UNITS WITH A BROKEN DOOR. HE-HE.

 

I HAVE SOME TILING TO DO YET ALSO AND PUT MY OWN STAMP ON THEM.

 

I MAY MAKE SOME NICE FRUIT TRANSFERS AGAIN AND ONE OR TWO MOTHERHENS HE-HE.

 

INSTEAD OF GOING HOME EMPTY HANDED I PICKED UP ONE OR TWO GREEN.

 

EASY CARE HOUSEPLANTS FOR THE KITCHEN TO REMIND ME THAT SHOPPING I'D BEEN.

 

 

 

 

THEN MOTHERHEN GOT A CALL MONDAY MORNING  BETWEEN TEN AND TWELVE THEY'D BE HERE.

 

TUESDAY MORNING  ON THE DOT THE MANAGER SAID HAVE NO FEAR.

 

SO I WAITED UNTIL THREE 'O' CLOCK MY  FRIENDS NO SIGN OF DELIVERY SO I.

 

RANG BACK THE MANAGER AND TOLD HIM MY THOUGHTS IN THE GRAPHIC YOU'LL SEE WITH YOUR EYE.

 

EVENTUALLY I GOT THEM DELIVERED AT FOUR  AND NO DAMAGE WAS DONE THIS TIME .

 

CHEAP AT HALF THE PRICE WHOO-HOO  AND A TALE FOR   " MY SIMPLE RHYMES" .

 

 

        

                                 

          

                                              HE-HE-HE

 

"MY DAY AT THE DOG SHOW"

 

                                            

          

 

 

I WAS WALKING OUT THE OTHER DAY WHEN I SPOTTED A GREAT BIG SIGN.

 

IT SAID WHY NOT VISIT THE DOG SHOW YOUR SURE TO HAVE  A GREAT TIME.

 

THAT WOULD MAKE A NICE CHANGE I THOUGHT SO I SET OFF THERE BY BUS.

 

ON ENTERING THE GROUNDS THIS LITTLE DOG JUMPED UP AT ME MAKING  A FUSS.

 

OH! HE WAS SUCH A BONNY  LITLE THING WHITE AND BROWN WERE HIS MARKS.

 

FRISKY AND FULL OF ENERGY AS THOUGH HE'D BEEN UP WITH THE LARKS.

 

I ASKED THE OWNER THE LITTLE DOGS   NAME SHE REPLIED OH !!  THIS IS KIZZY.

 

MY NAMES JAN AND I CAN TELL YOU SHE SOMETIMES HAS ME  DIZZY.

 

AS I WALKED ON VERY SLOWLY YET ANOTHER DOG CROSSED MY PATH.

 

HE WAS SO FRIENDLY AND LOVABLE I SAID HELLO I'M LAUGHING KATH.

 

YOU ARE A LOVELY BORDER COLLIE  I SAID AS HE LOOKED UP AT ME.

 

HE BARKED MY NAME IS JESS FROM KENT AND MY OWNERS NAME IS MARIE.

 

I WALKED ON A LITTLE FURTHER AND THERE I SAW BLACK AS NIGHT .

 

A BEAUTIFUL LABRADOR WITH GLOSSY COAT OH! HE WAS SUCH A SIGHT.

 

COME HERE JAKE SHOUTED HIS OWNER HER NAME SANDRA I WAS TOLD.

 

AS A WOOD IN THE DISTANCE WAS DRAWING JAKE SHE HAD TO KEEP VERY TIGHT HOLD.

 

A LITTLE FURTHER ROUND THE ENCLOSURE I CAME UPON TWO WHO LOOKED SMART.

 

I WASN'T SURE WHAT BREED THESE TWO WERE BUT THE PAIR OF THEM TOUCHED MY  HEART.

 

I CHATTED TO THERE OWNER NAMED  ALLY  SHE ANNOUNCED THIS IS  BARNEY AND NIN.

 

IV'E COME WITH MY DAUGHTER LET ME INTRODUCE YOU MY DAUGHTERS NAME IS LYN.

 

THE DAY WAS SUNNY AND BRIGHT NOT A CLOUD AND ALL THE DOGS LOOKED SO PROUD.

 

THEN AS I CROSSED OVER THE COMPOUND  I SAW IN THE DISTANT CROWD.

 

A LADY CALLED ANGIE (OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE MAD WOMAN) WITH HER HUBBY KEITH .

 

HOLDING THERE LOVELY PET TIGHTLY SALLY HER NAME ON THE LEESH.

 

WELL THEN CAME A BIT OF FUSSING A PUPPY DOG CAME RUNNING BY.

 

HE WAS SO CUTE BUT FAR FROM TINY  HE REALY CAUGHT MY EYE.

 

WHAT ARE YOU DOING RUNNING AROUND I SAID IN A PLEASANT TONE.

 

IT'S HER FIRST TIME HERE HER OWNER SAID I THINK HER NAME WAS JOAN.

 

THEY CALL HER SASCHA SHE'S ONLY A PUP AND I THOUGHT I WOULD BRING HER ALONG.

 

BUT SHE'S SLIPPED THE LEAD AND IV'E BEEN CHASING HER ALL ROUND  FOR EVER SO LONG.

 

SHE'S A GERMAN SHEPHERD CROSS BORDER COLLIE AND PROVING A HANDFUL TODAY.

 

THOUGH WHEN AT HOME SHE'S EVER SO GOOD AND DOESN'T RE-ACT THIS WAY.

 

WELL I WAS ENJOYING GETTING TO KNOW ALL THESE PETS THEY WERE EVER SO NICE.

 

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDED ONE STARTED LOOKING UP AT ME WITH GREAT BIG EYES.

 

I PETTED HIM VERY GENTLY AND HE LOOKED UP AS IF TO SAY.

 

GIVE ME A TREAT PLEASE IV'E BEEN SO GOOD AND NOT DONE NO MISCHIEF TODAY.

 

MY NAME IS BOUDREAU I LIVE AT THE MANOR HOUSE WHERE MARIE IS EMPLOYED.

 

AND I HAVN'T STOLEN ANY FOOD  TODAY I HAVE BEEN A REALY GOOD BOY.

 

THEN I NOTICED A LADY LEAVING THE GROUNDS AND I ASKED HER IF ALL WAS OK!!

 

WE CHATTED A WHILE AND THEN SHE TOLD ME SHE BETTER GET ON HER WAY.

 

MILLIE HAD OTHER THINGS TO ATTEND TO SO HER AND BONNY  COULDN'T STAY.

 

WELL I WANDERED ON AT A STEADY PACE AND SAT MYSELF DOWN  ON A BENCH.

 

WHEN AT LAST THE JUDGES MADE AN APPEARANCE FROM OUT OF A LARGE  WHITE TENT.

 

I HAD ENJOYED EVERY SECTION OF THE SHOW BUT ESPECIALLY THE ONE WHICH IS NAMED.

 

THE OBEDIANCE TEST FOR  EVERY BREED MARVELOUS HOW THEY'D BEEN TAMED.

 

TO OBEY THERE MASTERS WORD AND COMMAND I LOVED EACH ENTRANT THE SAME.

 

AND EAGERLY WAITED THE JUDGES DECISION FOR THE WINNER OF THE DAY TO BE NAMED.

 

EVERYONE SAT THERE EXCITED WAITING FOR TROPHY AND ROSETTE.

 

TO BE PRESENTED TO THE MOST OUTSTANDING AND MOST OBEDIANT PET.

 

WELL LOW AND BEHOLD WHAT DO YOU THINK FOLKS THE JUDGES COULDN'T DO THAT.

 

THEY GAVE THE WINNING TROPHY BELIEVE ME TO SOMEONES SPECIAL CAT.      HE-HE.

 

YES  MISCHIEVOUS " MISS WILLOW"  SUSIES NIGHTMARE ISN'T SHE JUST AT TIMES. 

 

SUSIE AND " MISS WILLOW"  HAD COME AS A SPECTATOR AND "MISS WILLOW" HAD ACTED SUBLIME .

 

SHE HAD CAUGHT THE JUDGES EYES WITH HER BEAUTY SO AS THEY FOUND HARD TO DECIDE.

 

WHICH PERFECT DOG TO GIVE THE ROSETTE TO SUSIE STOOD THERE  WITH PRIDE.

 

I HAVE JUST READ THAT WILLOW HASN'T BEEN WELL SO I PRAY EVERYTHING COMES RIGHT.

 

BUT DON'T BE TOO KIND TO HER  SUSIE OR YOU'LL HAVE NOTHING  LEFT IN SIGHT.  HE-HE.

 

I'M SURE YOU'LL  HAVE HEARD OF" MISS WILLOW" FRIENDS AND ALL SHE GETS UP TO AT TIMES.

 

SO "MISS WILLOW "THE STAR OF THE SHOW TODAY GETS A MENTION IN

 

                                                "MY SIMPLE RHYMES"

 

                             

 

                                                                         

 

 

                                                          HE-HE !!!

"NOT SO VERY LONG AGO"

   

 

 

NOT VERY LONG AGO AS YOU KNOW THERE WAS AN OLD MOTHERHEN.

 

WHO DECIDED SHE WANTED TO LOOK AROUND AND FIND HERSELF  A NEW PEN.

 

SHE WASN'T VERY HAPPY LIVING AROUND  THE COAST.

 

SO DECIDED THAT FOR HER LATTER YEARS SHE WANTED TO MAKE THE MOST.

 

SHE ASKED THE OLD ROOSTER NICELY ARE YOU COMING WITH ME TOO.

 

HE REPLIED NO SORRY I'LL HAVE TO STAY HERE IV'E LOTS OF WORK HERE TO DO.

 

WELL VERY DISSAPOINTED SHE WAS MOTHERHEN SHE ANSWERED  OK.

 

IF THATS THE WAY IT IS THEN I'LL GO STRUUT OFF AND  MAKE MY OWN WAY.

 

ROOSTER I KNOW HE WAS OH SO SAD AND GETTING ON IN YEARS .

 

AND TO MOVE AND TRY FIND  WORK AGAIN WAS HIS GREATEST FEAR.

 

MOTHERHEN SHE SAID ALL HER GOODBYES AND TROTTED OFF ALL  ALONE.

 

LOTS AND LOTS OF MILES SHE TRAVELLED TO FIND HERSELF A NEW LITTLE HOME.

 

NOT KNOWING WHAT WAS ROUND THE CORNER AND SHE TOO WAS VERY SAD.

 

AT LEAVING HER OLD ROOSTER FEELING GUILTY AND VERY BAD.

 

BUT SOMETIMES SHE THOUGHT YOU HAVE TO MAKE  DECISIONS ABOUT THESE THINGS.

 

ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE WAS  PAIN IN HER HEART AND THE OCEAN IT DIDN'T BRING.

 

HAPPINESS TO  OLD MOTHERHEN  WHEN SHE LOVED ENGLANDS GREENLAND SO MUCH.

 

AND ALL HER LITTLE CHICKS AND OFFSPRINGS EACH DAY SHE COULDN'T TOUCH.

 

WELL SHE FINALLY FOUND A LITTLE NEAT PEN TO CALL HER HOME AGAIN.

 

THINKING TO HERSELF AND WONDERING IF SHE'D GET RID OF HER PAIN.

 

NEVER MIND SHE THOUGHT ONE DAY I KNOW ALL WILL TURN OUT WELL.

 

THEN ANOTHER EPISODE  OF HER LIFE SHE WILL HAVE TO TELL.

 

SO SHE SET ABOUT MAKING THE LITTLE PEN TIDY AND OH SO NEAT.

 

FOR ALL HER CHICKS AND OFFSPRINGS TO WELCOME AND TO GREET.

 

SOME OTHER MOTHERHENS JUST COULDN'T UNDERSTAND THE REASON  WHY.

 

AFTER SO MANY YEARS ROOSTER HE LET HER GO STRUTTING AND WATCHED HER CRY.

 

WELL ROOSTER HE DIDN'T LET HER GO STRUTTING  AT ALL I HOPE YOU WILL  SEE.

 

HE KEPT CONTACT WITH HER OFTEN YES FROM OVER THERE  BY THE SEA.

 

THEN ONE DAY HE CALLED IN AND OFFERED HIS HELP TO HIS OLD MOTHERHEN.

 

TO DO SOME HEAVY JOBS  FOR HER INSIDE MOTHERHENS  PEN.

 

A LONG LONG WAY HE TRAVELLED BACK AND FORTH HE CAME.

 

ONE DAY  WHEN IT WAS LASHING DOWN WITH HEAVY  POURING RAIN.

 

BUT HE WAS OH SO HAPPY TO BE AROUND MOTHERHEN ONCE MORE.

 

WHEN SHE OPENED AND WELCOMED HIM INSIDE THROUGH HER HEN PEN DOOR.

 

MOTHERHEN HAD BEEN SO BUSY SHE'D DONE ALSORTS HE WAS SO SUPRIZED.

 

HE STOOD AND LOOKED AND CLUCKED OUT LOUD I CARN'T BELIEVE MY EYES.

 

WHO NEEDS A ROOSTER HE CLUCKED AND CLUCKED WITH MOTHERHEN AROUND.

 

PLEASED HE WAS TO SEE HER SO  HAPPY BACK ON HER HOME GROUND.

 

"HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS " I KNOW HE SAID TO HER THAT DAY.

 

I DO UNDERSTAND YOU FULLY MOTHEREHN WHAT MORE IS THERE TO SAY.

 

NOTHING CHUCKLED OLD MOTHERHEN I'M PLEASED YOU UNDERSTAND .

 

BUT IT'S NOT MUCH FUN FOR MOTHERHEN SOMETIMES BEING A ONE MAN BAND.

 

I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT AND ALWAYS WILL ROOSTER YOU ARE SO GOOD.

 

PLEASE WILL YOU GET CRACKING AND DO SOME JOBS WITH THIS WOOD .  HE-HE

 

SO ROOSTER HE SET OUT HIS TOOLBOX   AND WORKED ALL OF THE DAY.

 

DRILLING THIS AND THAT JUST PERFECT THE MOTHEREHENS DECORATIVE WAY.

 

CLUCK CLUCK  SHE WAS SO DELIGHTED AND GAVE HIM A VERY BIG PECK.

 

SAYING THANKYOU ROOSTER IF YOU HADN'T DONE IT I'D HAVE RUNG YOUR NECK.   HE-HE.

 

SO EVERYTHINGS COMING ALONG NICELY YES I WOULD SAY PERFECTLY.

 

NOW MOTHERHEN IS SETTLING IN AND LIVING AWAY FROM  THE SEA..

 

SHE'S GOING TO STRUTT IN THE GARDEN TODAY PULLING AT ALL THE WEEDS.

 

SOON SHE WILL BE PLANTING AGAIN LIKE HER OLD  GARDEN FLOWERS AND SEEDS.

 

 

SO FOR YOU WHO HAVE ASKED THIS IS THE STORY OF  ROOSTER AND MOTHERHEN.

 

WHO LEFT HIM BUT STILL LOVED HIM AND NOW THERE BEST FRIENDS AGEN.

 

WHAT SUITS ONE DON'T  SUIT ANOTHER SOMETIMES IN OUR LIFE.

 

BUT AFTER THIRTY THREE YEARS TOGETHER THROUGH  TROUBLE AND THROUGH  STRIFE.

 

BRINGING UP FOUR YOUNG CHICKLETS STANDING SIDE BY SIDE.

 

NEVER GOING ASTRAY AT ALL UNTIL THIS TICKET TO RIDE.

 

IT'S HARD TO SAY GOODBYE AT TIMES WHEN YOU FEEL  LIKE THIS .

 

SO THEY  MADE IT UP AND CLUCKED TOGETHER SEALING IT WITH A KISS.

 

ONE DAY I MAY GO OVER TO VISIT THE ROOSTER AGAIN  BY THE SEA.

 

AND WHEN THE ROOSTER IS NOT WORKING HARD HE'LL PROBABLY VISIT ME.

 

MOTHERHEN LOVES THE LAVERHILLS AT HOME CAN YOU SEE THEM UP ABOVE.

 

WHERE IN SUMMER SHE WILL STRUTT FOR MILES WHICH IS SOMETHING THAT SHE LOVES.

 

NOT EVERY MOTHERHEN WILL AGREE WITH THIS ARRANGEMENT  I'M SURE.

 

BUT NEVER WILL OTHER ROOSTERS COME THROUGH OLD  MOTHERHENS  DOOR.

 

WE BOTH HAVE TRUST IN ONE ANOTHER VERY VERY MUCH.

 

ALWAYS HAVE HAD IT'S A  PRIORITY WHEN YOUR OUT OF TOUCH.

 

IV'E LEARNED MANY LESSONS ABOUT ROOSTERS THIS OLD MOTHERHEN.

 

ONE OF THEM IS KNOWING YOU HAD ONE OF THE BEST OF THEM.

 

BECAUSE FRIENDS HE IS SIMPLY THE BEST AND I FEEL HE  ALWAYS WILL.

 

STAND BY OLD MOTHERHEN AND KEEP HER HAPPY RIGHT UNTIL.

 

THE GOOD LORD  WANTS MOTHERHEN FOR HIMSELF TO HELP HIM UP ABOVE .

 

THATS THE ONLY TIME I FEEL THE ROOSTER WILL LOSE  HIS ONLY TRUE  LOVE .

 

I KNOW THIS IN MY HEART DEEP DOWN AS I DID WHEN I WENT OFF TO ROAM.

 

TO COME BACK TO THE GREEN GREEN GRASS WHICH I'LL ALWAYS  CALL MY HOME.

 

SO IF YOU HAVE A ROOSTER FRIENDS WHO IS GOOD IN EVERY WAY.

 

HE MAY HAVE FAULTS BUT MOTHERHENS DO TOO UNTIL THERE OLD AND GREY.

 

LOOK AFTER HIM AND TREAT HIM WELL YOU NEVER NEVER KNOW.

 

WHAT YOU WOULD DO WITHOUT HIM IF EVER HE HAD TO GO.

 

SO TILL NEXT TIME MOTHERHEN WRITES YOU A FEW  MORE OF HER LINES.

 

I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND US BOTH AND YOU ENJOY  " MY SIMPLE  RHYMES "

 

 

   I HAVE REMOVED TH EPICTURES FOR SECURITY REASONS .

HE-HE HAVE A LOVELY DAY YOURSELVES GOD BLESS KATH XX

 

"CELEBRATION TIME "

    

                

LOOK AT THIS  CARTFUL OF GOOD WISHES  I RECIEVED IN MY MAIL TODAY

 

THANKS A MILLION  TO YOU KNOW WHO  WHAT A LOVELY SUPRIZE MAY I SAY.

 

I HONESTLY HAD NO IDEA AND HADN'T REALISED AT ALL.

 

SO I RECKON IT'S TIME FOR CELEBRATIONS I AM GOING TO HAVE A BALL HE-HE.

 

WHOO- HOO TWO YEARS IN J/LAND I'M NOW GOING TO  CELEBRATE.

 

SO IV'E CUT A LARGE PCE OF SWISS ROLL  MY FRIENDS AND POPPED IT ON A PLATE.

 

ON TOP I HAVE PLACED TWO CANDLES AND I'M RESTING NOW IN MY PLACE .

 

SAT HERE ON MY LITTLE COMFY SETTEE STUFFING AND FEEDING  MY FACE. HE-HE.

 

 

                

 

              

                                                            

 WELL IT CALLS FOR A BIT OF RELAXATION AS J/LAND TAKES UP LOTS OF TIME.

 

WHEN YOU HAVE TO DO ALL THE COMMENTING  AND MAKE UP THESE SIMPLE RHYMES.

 

IT'S ALSO AS YOU KNOW FOLKS ST GEORGES DAY TODAY.

 

WHEN I THINK OF THE DRAGON  I HAVE TO SMILE IT REMINDS ME OF BYGONE DAYS.

 

I USED TO WORK WITH YOUNG ONES AT ONE TIME AND ONE GUY WAS CALLED CARLOS.

 

I USED TO PRETEND TO HIM EACH DAY THAT MOTHERHEN WAS THE BOSS.

 

HE WAS NEW TO THE PLACE SO HE DIDN'T KNOW AND HE NEVER GOT NOTHING DONE..

 

SO I USED TO SHOUT AND  TELL HIM I'D SACK HIM JUST FOR A BIT OF FUN.

 

ALL THE LADS USED TO ROLL WITH LAUGHING AND ONE DAY THEY TOLD LAUGHING KATH.

 

CARLOS HAD NAMED ME NOT MOTHERHEN BUT THE

DRAGON  JUST FANCY THAT . HE-HE.

 

WE LATER GOT ON AS BEST OF FRIENDS AND EVERY DAY HAD REAL FUN TIME.

 

SO HERES TO YOU CARLOS IF EVER YOU FIND J/LAND YES IT'S YOU I NAME  IN MY RHYME.

 

IT'S MANY YEARS SINCE I SAW YOU BUT OH! WHAT FUN WE HAD.

 

WHEN THE DRAGON WAS BOSS AND WHEN YOU WERE NEW AND ONLY A YOUNG LAD.

 

Mmmm THAT SWISS ROLL WAS DELICIOUS  I THINK ANOTHER PIECE CALLS.

 

I HOPE WHEN IV'E HAD MY TIPPLE OR  TWO I DON'T HAVE ANY  SILLY FALLS.   HE-HE.

 

DRUNK AS A SKUNK THEY SAY DON'T THEY ? WELL I'M GOING TO GIVE IT A TRY.

 

I DON'T THINK ANNIVERSARY'S SHOULD PASS  ALL MISERABLE AND  DRY.   HE-HE.

 

AS YOU KNOW I AM NOT A DRINKER ONLY AT SPECIAL TIMES.

 

SO BLOW IT I'M GOING TO ENJOY WHILST I CAN I THINK EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.

 

WHOOPS !!!  I'M FEELING QUITE DIZZY THIS BOTTLE IS ALMOST DONE.

 

STILL NOT TO WORRY IF I HAVN'T GOT MUCH AT LEAST I AM HAVING FUN.

 

HE-HE I WISH MY ANNIVERSARY WAS EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK.

 

I'M LOVING THIS TIPPLE AND NOSH UP AND I'M WARM  AS OUTSIDE IT'S RAINY AND BLEAK.

 

" HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MOTHERHEN " CONGRATULAIONS TO YOU.

 

AND THANKYOU TO ALL  FOR STANDING BY ME WHENEVER  I HAVE FELT BLUE.

 

YOUR THE BEST  AND I'LL ALWAYS SAY SO NO MATTER HOW LONG I LAST.

 

GOOD GRIEF THE BOTTLE IS EMPTY THATS GONE DOWN VERY FAST.  HE-HE.

 

THERES ANOTHER FIVE LINED UP HERE LOOK!!! WHERE THIS  EMPTY ONE  CAME FROM.

 

I MIGHT EVEN OPEN ANOTHER NOW  IT'S GREAT WHEN YOUR HAVING FUN.   HE-HE

 

I SIT WHINNEY THERE ON THE WINERACK FOOT TO GUARD THEM COS WHINNEY HE.

 

IS HEAVY SO HE STOPS THE WINERACK FROM TOPPLING I HOPE HE DON'T HAVE TO STOP ME. HE-HE.

 

                   

SO THANKYOU A MILLION FOR ALL YOUR COMMENTS OVER THE LAST TWO YEARS.

 

I'M YELLING  OUT LOUD CAN YOU HEAR ME  "CHEERS J/LAND CHEERS CHEERS CHEERS "  

HE-HE.

 

YOUR THE BEST  DID I HAPPEN TO TELL YOU  OH!! WHOOPS !!  I'M REPEATING MY LINES.

 

TAKE CARE GOD BLESS  I LOVE YOU ALL MILLIONS  FROM KATH AND " MY SIMPLE RHYMES "

 

 

                          BOTTOMS UP        !!!

 

                                                      HE-HE

 

                      

 

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