
HERE I AM WITH ANOTHER STORY ABOUT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED ONE DAY.
WAY BACK HOME ONE SUNDAY AFTERNOON WHERE I USED TO LIVE MILES AWAY.
I HAD BEEN POTTERING AND DOING MY GARDEN SO I WENT IN TO FILL MY CAN.
MY KITCHEN WINDOW LOOKED ONTO THE GARDEN WHEN SUDDENLY I SAW A MAN.
HE HAD COME THROUGH MY GATE AND WAS NEARING MY SHED IN THE CORNER WHEN I SAW.
SO I SHOUTED OUT THROUGH THE WINDOW EXUSE ME WHAT YOU LOOKING FOR.
HE TURNED ROUND AND STARTED RUNNING DOWN THE PATH VERY FAST AND AWAY.
I RAN OUT OF THE HOUSE TO CHASE AFTER HIM TO LOOK AND SEE WHICH WAY.
HE HAD GONE ALAS I HAD MISSED HIM HE MUST HAVE JUMPED THE WALL.
HE WAS OFFSO QUICK I ACTUALLY COULDN'T HAVE DESCRIBED HIS LOOKS AT ALL.
SO I LOOKED NEAR THE SHED IN MY GARDEN AND COULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT I SAW .
THERE WAS A VERYLARGE SPORTS BAG DUMPED THERE AND I THOUGHT WHATS HE PUT THIS HERE FOR.
IT WAS FULL OF ALSORTS OF CLOTHING AND THINGS WATCHES SOME SHIRTS AND MENS TIES.
THEY WERE ALL REALY GOOD DESIGNER CLOTHES I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES.
NOR COULD I UNDERSTAND WHY HE'D COME IN MY GARDEN THESE THINGS TO DITCH.
MY PARTNER SAID I BET HE'S STOLEN THEM THERES A FUTTY MATCH DOWN ON THE PITCH.
AND I BET HE'S BEEN IN THE CHANGING ROOMS OR BEEN HANGING AROUND IN THE GYM..
LOOKING IN PLAYERS LOCKERS AND POCKETS AND MAYBE THEY'VE SPOTTED HIM.
HE'LL HAVE RUN UP THE ROAD AND INTO OUR GARDEN AS OURS WAS THE FIRST UP THE ROAD.
AND MY WHEELY BIN WAS IN THE GARDEN NEAR THE SHED WHERE HE DROPPED THIS LOAD..
HE MUST HAVE THOUGHT WE WERE OUT AND WHEN ALL WAS CLEAR HE'D PROBABLY CALL BACK.
WALKING OFF CALMLY WITH THEM ALL IN THE SPORTSBAG I BET HE'D STOLE FROM THE PACK.
SO I BROUGHT THE BAG INTO THE HOUSE AND I RANG THE POLICE IN MY LOCALTOWN..
I GOT THE MESSAGE SORRY WERE CLOSED FOR EMERGANCY RING CITY I FROWNED.
I RANG THE CITY POLICE AND THEY SAID WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU MAM.
SO I TOLD HIM THE STORY AND HE REPLIED BRING THEM IN FOR US IF YOU CAN.
BRING THEM IN I SAID I'M ALMOST A PENSIONER AND I DO NOT DRIVE A CAR.
AND YOUR STATION IS MANY MILES AWAY ABOUT TWENTY FIVE AND TOO FAR.
HE SAID WELL I'M VERY SORRY MADAM BUT THATS ALL THAT I CAN DO.
IF YOU CARN'T BRING THEM IN WE ARE TOO BUSY TO COME ALONG AND SEE YOU.
HE NEVER ASKED ME MY NAME AT ALL AND HE NEVER ASKED WHAT ADDRESS.
WELL I THOUGHT THIS SERVICE I GOT WHAT WAS DISGRACEFUL JUST A COMPLETE MESS.
I WAS SO DUMFOUNDED SHOCKED WASN'T THE WORD AND THE NEXT MINUTE HE'D HUNG UP.
I THOUGHT OF THE GUYS WHO WERE PLAYING FUTTY TO SEE WHO COULD WIN THE CUP.
WAS IT THERE GEAR WHICH WAS STOLEN I SUMMISED MY PARTNER WAS RIGHT.
ARE THE SERVICES WORTH BOTHERING WITH I THOUGHT TO MYSELF NO NOT QUITE.
SO I GOT OUT MY COAT AND I WENT DOWN THE ROAD WITH ALL THESE CLOTHES MYSELF..
SAT ON THE SIDELINE WAS A SUBSTITUTE SO I TOLD HIM AND HE CHECKED FOR HIMSELF.
YES LOW AND BEHOLD THE CHANGING ROOMS WERE ALL A TIP AND MESSED UP.
HIS WATCH HAD GONE MISSING SO HE ASKED IF I'D STAY UNTIL ONE OF THE TEAMS WON THE CUP.
I AGREED AND AFTERWARDS THE REFEREE SORTED THE STUFF AND RETURNED .
THEM ALL TO THERE RIGHTFULL OWNERS SO I SAID GOODBYE AND I TURNED.
THE REFEREE SAID I'LL RING MYSELF TOMORROW AND DEFINATLY COMPLAIN.
I SAID DON'T BOTHER IT'S AN ANSWER MACHINE AND IF YOU GET THROUGH IT'S ALL IN VAIN .
FOR CURIOSITIES SAKE NEXT DAY I RANG ONCE MORE TO TRY AND COMPLAIN .
YES THATS RIGHT THE SAME OLD RECORDED MESSAGE IS ALL THAT I GOT AGAIN.
ARE THEY INTERESTED IN ANYTHING OF THIS NATURE OR BURGLARS THAT BREAK INTO OUR HOMES.
STEALING AND DOING WHATEVER THEY WISH IT'S BEEN EVEN MY GARDEN KNOMES.
I WAS REALY REALY DISGUSTED AND THE REASON I'VE DONE THIS POST.
IS IV'E JUST READ IN SOMEONES JOURNAL THIS WEEK THAT THERE POLICE STATION HAD NO HOST.
AND THEY WERE TOLD TO GO TO THE CITY EXACTLY THE SAME AS ME.
I RECKON IF THIS IS THE SERVICE WE GET IT SHOULD AT LEAST BE FREE.
SO IT SEEMS IN SOME AREAS THE SERVICES HAVN'T CHANGED MUCH EVEN TODAY.
AS THEY WERE DEALT WITH IN THE SAME MANNER FOR ALL THE TAXES WE PAY.
THEN LAST NIGHT I LOOKED THROUGH MY WINDOW LOW AND BEHOLD I SAW SMOKE.
COMING FROM THE COMMUNITY BINS I THOUGHT SURELY THIS AINT A JOKE.
THE BINS WERE FULL OF CLOTHING POEPLE HAD POPPED IN THERE.
FOR ALL THE LOCAL CHARITY SHOPS SHOES DRESSES ETC TO WEAR.
SO ONCE AGAIN I RANG THIS TIME TO THE FIRE SERVICE VERY QUICK.
THEY WERE HERE IN TWO MINUTES SPRAYED THE BINS AND OFF WITHIN A TICK.
THEY HADN'T TURNED THE CORNER WHEN THE BINS WERE SMOKING AGAIN.
SO I RANG ONCE MORE AND WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE ANOTHER ENGINE COMING SAME.
WE WAITED AND WAITED THESE BINS WERE SMOLDERING SMELLING AS STRONG AS CAN BE.
I THOUGHT OF RUBBER SOULS ON SOME SHOES AND THIS REALY WORRIED ME.
AS THESE BINS ARE SET NEAR LOTS OF BUSHES AND THEY ARE ALL DRY NOW IT'S FALL.
I THOUGHT IF THESE GO UP AS WELL THEY'LL BE TROUBLE FOR NEIGHBOURS AND ALL.
WELL STILL WE WAITIED PACIENTLY AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT YES THEY CAME.
AT FLIPPIGN TEN PAST ELEVEN WHEN EVERYONE IN BED ARE THEY SANE.
SIREN BLASTING OUT TWO HOURS LATER WAKING THE NEIGHBOURHOOD.
WHY DIDN'T THEY MAKE SURE IT WAS OUT FIRST TIME AND DO THE JOB PRETTY GOOD.
OH DEAR WHAT ARE THE SERVICES LIKE IT WAS TURNED TWELVE BEFORE THEY WENT.
AND I COULDN'T GET TO SLEEP AT ALL THEN SO ANOTHER SLEEPLESS NIGHT I SPENT.
THEN AOL START THERE TRICKS THIS MORNING AND DELEAT ALL THE POSTIGNS THERE GONE.
I THINK I AM PAYING MONEY ALL ROUND FOR NOTHING AND NOT GETTING ANYTHING FROM.
MANY OF THESE SERVICES NOWADAYS IT'S A MESS I AM SICK TO THE TEETH.
SO MY PADS COMING OUT AGAIN ONCE MORE J/LAND AND I'M WRITING TO ALL OF THESE.
AND NOW I'VE JUST READ THEY HAVE GOT RID OF JOE OUR JOUNALS EDITOR AS WELL.
ISN'T THAT JUST THE TYPE OF THING WE EXPECT FROM A -O -HELL.
I TELL YOU SOME FOLK ARE NOT RIGHT IN THERE MINDS SO MY PEN WILL BE BUSY YOU'LL SEE.
WHILEVER I'M ABLE TO STAND FOR MY RIGHTS THEY WILL ALWAYS GET LETTERS FROM ME.
SO NOW YOU HAVE HEARD MY STORY FOLKS I HOPE IF YOU RING ANYTIME .
YOUR SERVICE IS BETTER THAN WE BOTH GOT WHICH IV'E WROTE OF IN
"MY SIMPLE RHYME."


THANX FOR THIS GRAPHIC SUGAR YOU MADE IT JUST IN TIME LOL!! GO THERE SHE HAS MANY THAT ARE BRILLIANT.lol!!!



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