"THE NEXT FIVE DAYS"

 

         

       

I'LL BE DOWN ON THE SHORE TODAY MY FRIENDS AS THIS IS A SPECIAL WEEK.

 

IN MY HOME TOWN FOR THE NEXT FIVE DAYS IT'S THE ANNUAL REGATTA WEEK.

 

I'M GOING DOWN THERE TO WATCH THE RACING OF ALL THOSE FINE YATCHS  AFLOAT.

 

I'LL BE SAT THERE IN THE SUNSHINE IN MY GLORY THERE I'LL GLOAT.

 

I LOVE THE EVENT THEY STAGE HERE EACH YEAR IN MY HOME TOWN.

 

IT MAKES A LOVELY CHANGE TO GO AND JUST SIT THERE AND SETTLE DOWN.

 

WITH MY LUNCH AND ALL MY GOODIES PACKED UP AND NOT VERY FAR TO WALK.

 

JUST ACROSS THE ROAD I USUALY SIT HERE AND I CAN TALK.

 

TO SOMEONE WHO'S CLOSE BY ME AND WE HAVE A NICE LONG MORN.

 

CHATTING AWAY AND WATCHING WHEN IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY  NICE AND WARM.

 

IT'S RELAXING AND SO PEACEFUL AND IT'S SUCH  A STEADY PACE.

 

WATCHING ALL THE YATCHS BOBBING AND TAKING UP THERE PLACE.

 

 

 

NO RUSHING AND NO SHOVING AND NOISY SHOUTING CROWDS.

 

IT ALWAYS  SEEMS SO TRANQUIL WITH A BLUE SKY AND NO BLACK CLOUDS.

 

TAKES ME BACK AT TIMES WHEN I AM SAT THERE WATCHING THEM.

 

AND BRINGS MEMORIES OF MY FATHER MANY YEARS AGO BACK WHEN.

 

HE USED TO BRING ME HERE TO HAVE MY ANNUAL HOLIDAY.

 

AND WHEN HE SAW THE YATCHS HE USED TO SIT AND SING AWAY.

 

RED SAILS IN THE SUNSET WAY OUT ON THE SEA.

 

OH CARRY MY LOVED ONE  HOME SAFELY TO ME.

 

 

 

DON'T THEY LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL ALL LINED UP OUT THERE.

 

IT MAKES ME WISH I WAS ON ONE SITTING AS I STARE.

 

WHAT A LOVELY HOBBY THIS SAILING IT MUST BE.

 

I KNOW IT BRINGS ME PLEASURE SO TO THEM IT MUST SURELY.

 

I LOVE IT WHEN THE COLOURED SAILS ARE ALL AGLOW  AS WELL.

 

IF I 'M WATCHING FROM MY WINDOW  SOMETIMES YOU CANNOT TELL.

 

THEY JUST LOOK LIKE BIG COLOURED BALLOONS FLOATING BY OUT THERE.

 

IT'S WONDERFUL TO SEE THEM YOU CARN'T HELP BUT STOP AND STARE.

 

 

AT TIMES LIKE THIS I REALY APPRECIATE LIVING HERE MY FRIENDS.

 

MUCH BETTER THAN INNER CITY WHERE TROUBLES SEEM NO END.

 

STABBINGS FIGHTINGS ARGUMENTS I READ ABOUT EACH DAY.

 

HOW I THANK GOD DAILY HE SENT ME OUT THIS WAY.

 

NOTHING LIKE THAT DOWN HERE NEAR THESE OCEAN WAVES.

 

AND ALL THE LOVELY WHITE CLIFFS TOO WITH THERE HIDDEN CAVES.

 

 

AH WELL MY FRIENDS I'LL GET READY NOW FOR MORNING  WHEN I'M SAT.

 

OUT THERE IN THE SUNSHINE WATCHING ALL THOSE  RIGGERS AT .

 

THERE JOB OF HOISTING PRETTY RED SAILS ALL OF THEM  UP THERE .

 

AND ME BREATHING IN THAT WONDERFUL LOVELY CRISPY FRESH SEA AIR.

 

I LIKE TO GET THINGS READY AT NIGHT SO I CAN GO OUT EARLY MORN. 

 

AS WE HAVE  A BEAUTIFUL RED SKY TONIGHT WHICH THEY SAY IS FOR SAILORS  AT DAWN.

 

 

I'M TRYING TO RELAX THIS  WEEK BECAUSE I REALY THINK I SHOULD.

 

AS AT TIMES I FEEL WE ALL SHOULD DO THIS NOW AND AGAIN IT'S GOOD.

 

PRESSURES IN TODAYS WORLD GET HOLD OF ME AT TIMES.

 

NO WONDER WE GET ILL WHEN TOO HARD WE TRY TO CLIMB.

 

WHY DON'T  YOU TRY SOME RELAXATION OF SOME KIND FRIENDS THIS WEEK.

 

EVERYTHING YOU NORMALLY DO JUST TURN THE OTHER CHEEK.

 

WATER I THINKS REAL RELAXING SO IF YOU HAVE A POOL.

 

LIE THERE BESIDE IT SOME TIME  RELAX AND KEEP YOUR COOL.

 

IF NOT GET IN YOUR GARDENS AND PLACE YOUR FEET INSIDE .

 

A LOVELY COOL BOWL OF WATER YOU'LL FIND IT'S VERY NICE. HE-HE.

 

AH WELL I'LL POP OFF  NOW MY FRIENDS AND PRAY TOMORROW STAYS  FINE.

 

HAVE A LOVELY DAY YOURSELVES FROM  KATH AND

                          "MY SIMPLE RYHME."

 

      

A SPECIAL DAY TODAY MY FRIENDS

 

           

I'M UP BRIGHT AND EARLY ONCE AGAIN ESPECIALLY TODAY MY FRIENDS.

 

I COULDN'T WAIT TO TELL YOU ALL IT'S A SPECIAL DAY  FOR MOTHERHEN.          

 

YES MOTHERHEN'S  61 TODAY SO I THOUGHT I WOULD WRITE YOU A RHYME.

 

I USUALY DO ONE FOR OTHERS SO I THOUGHT WHY NOT DO ONE FOR MINE LOL!!

 

IT'S NOT VERY OFTEN I DO THINGS FOR ME BUT I FELT I WANTED TO SO.

 

HERE IS THE RHYME FOR MY BIRTHDAY JUST TO LET YOU ALL KNOW.

 

I GOT LOTS OF CARDS THIS MORNING AND SOME LOVELY GIFTS I GOT TOO.

 

I WILL MISS MY FAMILY NOT BEING AROUND  AS THEY COULDN'T MAKE IT BOO HOO!!

 

MIDDLE SONS  IN AMERICA AND MY DAUGHTER IS IN SPAIN.

 

MY ELDEST SON AND HIS FAMILY GONE TO PORTUGAL OUT OF THE RAIN.

 

MY COMPANY CAME AT THE WEEKEND WHICH  I TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT.

 

SO IT LOOKS LIKE " HAPPY BIRTHDAY"  TODAY TO MYSELF I WILL HAVE TO SHOUT.

 

WITH PARTNER AT WORK I'LL PROBABLY SHARE MY CAKE WITH MY NEIGHBOURS FOUR.

 

I BET WHEN THEY TASTE IT THEY'LL  LOVE IT AND WILL PROBABLY WANT SOME MORE.

 

MY  PARTNER HE HAS BOUGHT ONE FOR ME AND I BOUGHT ANOTHER TO SHARE.

 

WITH MY NEIGHBOURS SO WHEN WERE TOGETHER TODAY NOTHING WILL COMPARE.

 

LIKE HAVING A NICE BIG LUMP OF CAKE WRAPPED AROUND OUR LIPS.

 

AND A GLASS OF SOMETHING WE FANCY TAKING IN  A FEW LITTLE SIPS.  HE-HE.

 

WELL I CARN'T HAVE A BIRTHDAY WITHOUT SOME CAKE COS THAT JUST WOULDN'T BE FAIR.

 

AND I MIGHT AS WELL INVITE THE NEIGHBOURS THE MORE THE MERRIER THERE.

 

I TRIED TO BLOW OUT ALL MY  CANDLES BUT I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH PUFF.

 

WELL 61 IS A LOT OF CANDLES  WHEN YOUR  MOUTHS FULL OF OTHER STUFF   LOL!!

 

SO TODAY I AM GOING TO RELAX AND ENJOY AND HAVE MYSELF A FEW TREATS.

 

MAYBE A FEW NICE FRUIT JUICES AND A NICE BIG BOX OF SWEETS.

 

YUM YUM IT WILL MAKE A LOVELY CHANGE FROM THE USUAL ROUTINE.

 

THEN AGAIN WHEN ITHINK ABOUT IT SHE CHANGES HER MIND QUICK KATHLEEN.

 

SO REALY ANYTHING  CAN HAPPEN ESPECIALLY ON THIS DAY.

 

WHEN I HAVN'T PLANNED IN ADVANCE  FOR IT BUT I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING HEY HEY !!!

 

YOU ALL KNOW I LOVE A LAUGH MY FRIENDS SO I CARN'T SPEND IT ALL ALONE.

 

IF THE WEATHER KEEPS UP I MIGHT TREAT MY NEIGHBOURS TO A SAIL ON THE BOAT NEAR OUR HOME.

 

THERES A MAN ON BOARD PLAYS ACCORDIAN SO A SING SONG IT WILL BE NICE.

 

AND THERES A BAR DOWN BELOW THE DECK THAT WE MAY VISIT ONCE OR TWICE  HE-HE.

 

 

 

YO!! HO !!  I HOPE THEY DON'T HAVE TO SING THE OLD SONG I THINK WE ALL KNOW.

 

" WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR"   WHEN I'M COMING HOME WITH THEM THOUGH . HE-HE.

 

CAN YOU SEE ME WOBBLING ALONG THE BEACH OR ROLLING ABOUT IN THE SAND.

 

SINGING MY LID OFF WITH MY NEIGHBOURS THEY WILL HAVE TO HOLD MY HAND . HE-HE

 

BUT I DON'T THINK I BETTER HAVE ANY DRINK AS YOU ALL KNOWMY POOTER CHAIR.

 

SEEMS TO DO A DOUBLE FLIP AND THEN I  END UP IN THE AIR.

 

 

 

 

 

THEN I WON'T BE ABLE TO DO A FOLLOW UP TELLING YOU HOW IT ALL WENT.

 

I'LL BE SPARKO IN  BED WITH ANOTHER BLACK BRUISE PROBABLY FEELING WELL SPENT. HE-HE

 

DREAMING I'M TWENTY ONE AGAIN COS THE KNOCK TAKES YOU BACK IN TIME.

 

LAST TIME I FLEW UP IN THE AIR IN A COUPLE OF DAYS I WAS FINE.   HE-HE

 

BUT AFTER THE FEAST THE FAMINE NEXT LET ME TELL ALL OF YOU.

 

I'M USUALLY COOPED UP THEN MY FRIENDS SAT ALL DAY ON THE LOO.   HE-HE.

 

AH! WELL I'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHATEVER DOES COME MY WAY.

 

I'LL DO ANOTHER POST ALL ABOUT IT THEN ON ANOTHER DAY.

 

WHOO-HOO I'M REALY EXCITED ABOUT SAILING AND FLYING WHAT MORE.

 

COULD I ASK TO DO ON MY BIRTHDAY WITH MY LOVELY NEIGHBOURS FOUR.

 

SO  A  "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"  TO ANYONE ELSE IF IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY LIKE MINE .

 

HAVE YOURSELF A BRILLIANT DAY TOO LIKE KATH FROM   " MY SIMPLE RHYME".

 

 

     

 

"WE HAVE HAD A LOVELY SUNNY WEEKEND"

 

 

 

GOOD MORNING J/LAND FRIENDS OF MINE I'M SORRY IV'E BEEN AWAY.

 

I GOT UNEXPECTED COMPANY EARLY ON SATURDAY.

 

THEY CAME ALONG JUST FOR THE DAY BUT I ASKED THEM IF THEY WOULD  STAY.

 

THEN WE COULD HAVE A LOVELY TIME TOGETHER ALL OF SUNNY SUNDAY.

 

SO THIS THEY DID AND SO YOU SEE THE COMPUTER I LEFT ALONE.

 

I COULDN'T REALY COME ONLINE MY FRIENDS WHEN I HAD COMPANY AT HOME.

 

SO I HOPE YOU'VE ALL HAD A GOOD WEEK/END AND I AM SORRY I WASN'T AROUND.

 

TO PLACE MY COMMENTS AS USUAL AND MONDAY MORNING WHEN I FOUND.

 

ALL MY  ALERTS HAD BUILT UP I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES.

 

I KNEW I WOULDN'T GET THROUGH ALL OF THOSE NO MATTER HOW I TRIED.

 

SO IF I DIDN'T GET AROUND TO YOU PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY.

 

NOW I AM BACK I WILL TRY CATCH UP AND HAVE A LOOK AROUND AND SEE.

 

JUST WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN UP TO WHILST I HAD THE LOVELY SHORT BREAK.

 

IF THERE HAVE BEEN ANY OFFERS OF SNAGS I WILL RIGHT CLICK AND JUST TAKE.

 

SO THANKYOU TO THE GRAPHIC MAKERS I'LL BE BACK WITH YOU NOW AS NORM.

 

I'LL BE UP EARLY NOW AS USUAL RIGHT AT THE CRACK OF DAWN.

 

HASN'T IT BEEN A LOVELY WEEKEND WELL IT HAS IN MY HOME TOWN.

 

THE SUN HAS SHONE ALL WEEKEND AND I HAVE NOW TURNED PRETTY BROWN.

 

THIS POSTING IS JUST A QUICKY TO TELL OF YOU WHERE I WAS.

 

AND I'LL DO ANOTHER POST  LATER OF OUR WEEKEND OUT BECAUSE.

 

IT TAKES QUITE A WHILE AS YOU ALL KNOW TO PUT PICTURES IN I HAVE LOTS.

 

BUT  WHEN I WENT TO PHOTOBUCKET IT HAD CHANGED AND I WAS LOST ?

 

SO I'LL HAVE TO TRY AND SUSS THAT OUT MY FRIENDS THIS NEXT FEW DAYS.

 

I COULDN'T FIND THE PART WHERE YOU UPLOAD IT'S SO DIFFERANT WHEN I LOOKED AGAIN TODAY.

 

WELL I HOPE YOU GOT SOME SUNSHINE AND YOU HAD A WEEKEND THAT WAS FINE.

 

SO I'LL CLOSE NOW ONCE AGAIN MY FRIENDS FROM KATH AND "MY SIMPLE RHYMES."

 

                        (Thanx to Debbie of Deb's Dab's for the lovely graphic) 

         

         

"TO LEARN THEM TO RESPECT "

        

  

ANOTHER OF MY ARCHIVES RHYMES BEFORE I DO DELEAT.

AS I PRINT THEM OFF NOW J/LAND FRIENDS AND FILE THEM NICE AND NEAT.

SO I THOUGHT I'D  PLACE THIS ONE HERE AGAIN FOR ALL WHO HAVN'T READ.

I HOPE THAT YOU ENJOY AND IT BRINGS MEMORIES TO YOUR HEAD.

I WAS THINKING OF "THE GOOD OLD DAYS" WHEN I WAS JUST A KID.

SAT ALONE IN SILENCE ABOUT THE THINGS WE DID.

NO COMPUTERS PLAYSTATIONS OR BRAND NEW BIKES AND THINGS.

OWN TV OR MOBILE PHONE IN OUR POCKET THAT DOES RING

THE ONLY THING WITH WHEELS ON WAS A HOME MADE WOOD GO GART. HA-HA

              

 

BUT WE WERE GRATEFULL ANYWAY FROM THE BOTTOM OF OUR HEART.

A PIECE OF ROPE TO STEER IT WITH NO BRAKES JUST USED YOUR FEET.

THE WHEELS DAD GOT FROM AN OLD USED PRAM AND A PLANK IT WAS YOUR SEAT.

WE THOUGHT WE WERE IN HEAVEN WHEN OUR DAD PRODUCED THIS TOY.

ALL OF THEM JUST BLAND OLD WOOD NOT COLOURS FOR GIRL OR BOY.

WE'D SET UP WACKEY RACES AND DOWN THE HILL WE'D GO.

TEARING VERY FAST WE WENT LIKE LIGHTENING NEVER SLOW.

SCREAMING AND LOUD SHOUTING ECHOED FROM OUR FRIENDS.

AND SUDDENLY ONE WOULD LEAVE THE TRACK WHEN FLYING ROUND THE BENDS. HE-HE

A TOY WE ALL WERE PROUD OF YOU NEVER HEARD US MOAN.

WE WERE THANKFULL FOR SMALL MERCY'S AND A REALY HAPPY HOME.

SKIPPING ROPES FROM WASHING LINES SPINNING TOPS AND SUCH.

NOT COSTING A SMALL FORTUNE AS OUR PARENTS DIDN'T HAVE MUCH.

YET STILL WE WERE SO HAPPY DOLLS MADE FROM A WOODEN PEG.

OUR PARENTS WORKED HARD EVERY DAY THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO BEG

IN THEM DAYS JUST FOR COPPERS (DIMES) ALL SPOKEN FOR EACH WEEK.

BUT KIDS AND FAMILIES HAPPYIER AND GRATEFULL SO TO SPEAK.

TREAT OF THE WEEK ON SATURDAY MORN AND OFF WE ALL WOULD GO.

RUNNING TO THE CINEMA TO WATCH THE WEEKLY SHOW.

FLASH GORDON AND THREE STOOGES  BOWERY BOYS AND ALL.

 

OUR ONE PENNY SPENT ON ENTRANCE AND WE REALY HAD A BALL.

 MY FAVOURITES WERE THE LITTLE RASCALS SOMETIMES THEY WERE VERY BAD..

THE LITTTLE GIRL WAS FUNNY TOO HER HAIR IN RAGS SHE HAD. HA-HA.

DO YOU REMEMBER  ALFALFA  HA-HA  HERE IN THE PICTURE BELOW

HE ALWAYS HAD A PIECE OF HAIR STUCK UP AT THE BACK AND SO..

IV'E LAUGHED FOR MANY AN HOUR ABOUT THESE THINGS WE DID OF OLD.

AND MANY STORIES  ABOUT THIS GANG MY KIDS HAVE NOW BEEN TOLD. HA-HA.

WE WOULD SIT ON WOODEN BENCHES OUR EYES GLUED TO THE SCREEN.

NO PORN OR SEX AROUND KIDS THEN NOTHING WAS OBSCENE

WITH AN EXTRA PENNY  SPENT ON A  TINY LOAF I NEVER DID BUY SWEETS.

I LOVED MY PENNY HOVIS FRIENDS LOVED THERE OTHER TREATS.

 

PARENTS NOT AROUND US WE WERE SAFE ALL SEVEN DAYS.

KNOWONE WILL CONVINCE ME THEY WERN'T "THE GOOD OLD DAYS"

CHRISTMAS BROUGHT TWO GIFTS FOR US BENEATH A BRANCH FROM A TREE.

IF DAD WORKED OVER MANY HOURS WE MAYBE THEN GOT THREE.

AN APPLE AND AN ORANGE OR MAYBE A LITTLE GAME.

A PACK OF OLD MAID  PLAYING CARDS ALL WITH DIFFERANT NAMES.

WE'D ALL SIT ROUND THE TABLE MUM DAD AND MY SISTERS THREE.

PLAYING TOGETHER FOR HOURS ON END LIKE FAMILIES NOW  SHOULD BE.

WEEKENDS  WERE ALWAYS HAPPY SCHOOLDAYS  TOO WERE GOOD.

I DON'T THINK THESE TIMES WILL RETURN BUT I REALY WISH THEY WOULD.

IF WE DIDN'T DO AS WE WERE TOLD WHEN OUR PARENTS SAID.

WE GOT A REAL GOOD SMACK OR CLOUT AROUND OUR TINY LEGS.

NO WAS JUST A WORD WE DARN'T SAY ANY TIME OF DAY.

BUT WE HAD RESPECT FOR PEOPLE NOT LIKE THEY ARE TODAY.

THIS NEXT GENERATION NEED TO LEARN TO APPRECIATE AND RESPECT.

NOT ALWAYS ON THE WANT FOR MORE THEY SIMPLY JUST EXPECT.

ONCE MORE IV'E TAKEN YOU ALL AGAIN  WAY BACK DOWN THE LINE.

I HOPE YOU HAVE HAD A LAUGH MY FRIENDS  READING "MY SIMPLE RHYME."

                             THE OLD MAID PACK HE-HE-HE.

      

"LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM"

        

 

                             

IV'E NEVER BEEN MONEY ORIENTATED BUT LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM.

 

THAT I'D WON THE LOTTERY AND THIS RHYME WAS THE SCENE.

 

IT ALSO SEEMED SO STRANGE TO ME AS I'VE HAD THIS DREAM BEFORE.

 

AND I WROTE ABOUT IT ONE WEEK IN MY ARCHIVES I AM SURE.

 

BUT I GO THROUGH MY ARCHIVES AND I PRINT THEM OFF AND FILE.

 

THEN I DELEAT THEM AFTERWARDS WELL HERES MY DREAM IN STYLE.

 

I'D BOUGHT A VERY LARGE PLOT OF LAND AT SOMEWHERE VERY HOT.

 

AND HAD MY OWN TOWN BUILT THERE WITH MY HOME IN THE BEST SPOT.

 

LOTS OF SHOPS I'D BUILT THERE A CHURCH AND A VILLAGE GREEN.

 

INDIVIDUAL HOUSES THE BEST YOUV'E EVER SEEN.

 

THE PEOPLE THAT WERE LIVING THERE WERE ALL OF MY OWN CHOICE.

 

AND I'D FLOWN THEM OVER IN A PRIVATE JET FOR ALL OF US TO REJOICE.

 

I HAD AN OPENING GALA AND GAVE EVERYONE A TREAT.

 

WHEN EVERYTHING WAS FINISHED AND THE VILLAGE WAS COMPLETE.

 

I'D NAMED THE VILLAGE LUCK-STRUCK AND I LIVED AT NUMBER SEVEN.

 

AS THE SIX BALLS AND THE BONUS HAD PUT ME THERE IN HEAVEN.

 

I'D HAD A SPECIAL CAR MADE OF MY OWN DESIGN.

 

WITH A PRIVATE NUMBER PLATE IN GOLD BOY IT LOOKED REAL FINE.

 

AND BOBBING IN THE DISTANCE WAS A LUXURY YATCH THERE MOORED.

 

TO SAIL MY FRIENDS AROUND IN WHEN THEY ALL GOT BORED.

 

THE GARDEN HAD A SWIMMING POOL IN THE SHAPE OF A RUGBY BALL.

 

I SUPPOSE THIS WAS TO PLEASE MY PARNER AND ROUND I SAW THEM ALL.

 

HIS OLD PALS HE PLAYED RUGBY WITH IN THEM GOOD OLD DAYS.

 

BREAKFAST WAS BEING BROUGHT DOWN TO ME ON A SILVER TRAY.

 

AND CLOTHES THEY WERN'T AN ITEM I HAD WARDROBES FULL ALL GAY.

 

BRILLIANT COLOURS TO CHOOSE FROM AND SHOES FOR EVERY DAY.

 

WHEN I SAW THEM ALL HUNG THERE BEFORE MY VERY EYES.

 

I WAS TOTALLY GOBSMACKED AND REALY MESMERIZED.

 

I HAD DESIGNER JEWELLERY ALL WITH DIAMOND CATCH .

 

AND NECKLACES WERE HUNG THERE ALL OF THEM DID MATCH.

 

NO WORRYS AND NO LONELYNESS EVERYTHING SEEMED JUST FINE.

 

I WAS RELAXING JUST ENJOYING IT ALL MY FRIENDS RINGING ALL THE TIME.

 

THE PRESS THEY CAME ALONG TO ME AND I FILLED  THEM OUT A CHEQUE.

 

TO GIVE TO MY FAVOURITE CHARITY TO HELP WELL WHAT THE HECK.

 

MONEY WAS NO PROBLEM AND I WANTED TO HELP SOME.

 

OF THE POOREST PEOPLE I HAD KNOWN WHERE I HAD COME FROM.

 

THIS VILLAGE WAS SO BEAUTIFUL AND VIVD IN MY DREAM.

 

PARADISE IDILIC BETTER THAN ANYTHING  ELSE I'D SEEN.

 

THEN I HEARD A NOISE  IT STARTLED ME AND I WONDERED WHAT WAS THAT.

 

AND I REALISED THE ROADSWEEPER WAS OUTSIDE MY LITTLE FLAT  HA-HA.

 

NEVER MIND I THOUGHT DEAR KATH WHAT GOOD IS MONEY ANYWAY.

 

IT DOESN'T BRING HEALTH AND HAPPINESS AND OTHER THINGS MY WAY.

 

SO I WENT INTO THE KITCHEN AND I PUT MY POOTER ON.

 

TO WRITE THIS RHYME FOR ALL OF YOU TO READ AND COMMENT ON.

 

I SUPPOSE IT WAS NICE WHILE IT LASTED AND YOU KNOW I SLEPT IN TOO.

 

SO I BEST GET ROUND THE BOARD NOW AND VISIT SOME OF YOU. HA-HA

 

THEY SAY NO REST FOR THE WICKED SO I MUST BE SIMPLY THAT.

 

AND I'LL SETTLE DOWN NOW ONCE AGAIN IN MY LITTLE FLAT.  HA-HA

 

TO PLACE MY COMMENTS THERE FOR YOU IN YOUR NICE BLOGS AGAIN.

 

AS ONCE MORE THERE'S NO SUNSHINE NO TODAY AGAIN IT'S  RAIN. GRRRR!!

 

SO I HOPE YOUV'E ENJOYED MY DREAM  J/LAND AND IF THERE EVER COMES A TIME.

 

I DO WIN THE LOTTERY  WELL I THINK I WILL STILL WRITE " MY SIMPLE RHYME" .

 

                                                  HE-HE-HE

 

                                          A LIFE OF LUXURY.

 

                    

" INSTEAD OF THE OUTSIDE LOO"

 

              

 

                   HAAAAAAAAAAAAA  !!!!

 

 

I WAS THINKING ABOUT A COMMENT ONE DAY WHAT A J/LANDER SENT TO ME.

 

I KNOW LOTS OF YOU ARE YOUNGER BUT YOU CAN JOIN IN MAYBE.

 

AS I DECIDED I'D WRITE HERE AND ASK HOW MANY WOULD SAY.

 

WHAT YOU CALLED THE RECEPTICLE IN OLDEN TIMES THAT WENT UNDER THE BED EACH DAY.

 

WHEN YOU WERE ONLY A YOUNG CHILD OR MAYBE REMEMBER YOUR GRAN.

 

OR GRANDAD USING ONE OF THESE PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU CAN.

 

THEY WERE USED SO MANY YEARS AGO WHEN OUR TOILETS WERE ALL OUTSIDE.

 

IT WAS ALRIGHT GOING THERE IN THE DAYTIME BUT NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

 

DID YOU ALL PLACE YOURS UNDER THE BED DURING THE DAY I WONDER.

 

AS THIS PERSON FROM J/LAND COMMENTED SHE CALLED HERS THE GUZUNDER.

 

WELL WHEN I READ THIS COMMENT I LET OUT A LAUGH SO LOUD.

 

ANYONE WOULD HAVE HEARD ME OVER A FOOTBALL CROWN HA-HA.

 

I'D NEVER HEARD THIS RECEPTACLE CALLED THIS BEFORE IN MY DAYS.

 

SO IT GOES TO SHOW AS WELL MY FRIENDS THAT WE USE DIFFERANT NAMES DOWN OUR WAYS.

 

I REMEMBER OURS WAS KEPT DOWN THE CELLAR WHEN IT WAS PUT AWAY.

 

AFTER MY MOTHER HAD BLEACHED IT ALL AND DISINFECTED IT EVERY  DAY.

 

WE USED TO TAKE TURNS IN EMPTYING IT AND I OFTEN USED TO CRY.

 

AND SAY TO MY MOTHER I'M NOT TAKING THAT AS SOMEBODY OUT THERE MIGHT SPY.

 

ME CARRYING THIS THING ACROSS THE YARD LIKE A TEAPOT OF FRESH BREWED TEA.

 

I ALWAYS FELT SO EMBARRASSED TO THINK SOMEONE WAS WATCHING ME.

 

YOU SEE WE HAD TWO BEDROOMS THEN SO AT NIGHTIME THEY ALL CAME OUT.

 

THREE OF THEM ALL PLACED UNDER THE BEDS FOR SIX TO SHARE LAUGH OUT LOUD.  HA-HA.

 

MY MOTHER AND FATHER THEY HAD ONE AND ME AND MY SISTERS THREE

 

IN CASE WE ALL HAD TO GET UP IN THE NIGHT THAT WAS A LOT OF  PEE. HA-HA.

 

SO EVERY MORNING MUM WOULD EMPTY ALL THESE INTO A  PAIL.

 

AND THE PAIL THEN WENT TO THE TOILET EVERY MORNING WITHOUT FAIL.

 

WE  CALLED OURS A JERRY BECAUSE OF THE SHAPE IT WAS.

 

WELL I THINK THATS WHY WE CALLED IT THAT THE REASON WAS BECAUSE.

 

IT WAS SHAPED LIKE THE JERRY HELMET WHICH WERE ALL WORN IN THE WAR.

 

AND IT WAS JENNY FORM "STOP THE CLOCK " WHO GOT ME THINKING ABOUT THIS AND MORE.

 

SHE REPLIED IN HER COMMENT TO ONE OF MY POSTINGS ABOUT THE OUTSIDE LOO.

 

I'D HAVE HAD TO USE THE GUZUNDA WELL I CRACKED UP I'M NOT KIDDING YOU.

 

NO MOTHERHEN DIDN'T LAY ANY EGGS BUT WHILST SAT AT MY POOTER THAT NIGHT.

 

WHEN I READ THIS I COULD HAVE DONE WITH A GAZUNDA UNDER MY POOTER

CHAIR RIGHT. HA-HA

 

AS YOU KNOW FULL WELL MY J/LAND FRIENDS WHEN YOU LAUGH VERY HEARTILY.

 

IT OFTEN MAKES US WANT TO RUN TO THE TOILET DON'T YOU SEE.

 

SO FROM OUTSIDE TOILETS TO JERRY POTS TOGUZUNDAS UNDER THE BED.

 

TELL ME WHAT YOU ALL CALLED YOURS AND IT MIGHT THEN CLEAR MY HEAD.

 

AS I AM A CURIOUS PERSON NOT NOSEY BUT CURIOUS YES .

 

AND I DON'T THINK IT'S A POOR SUBJECT TO ME IT'S ANOTHER LAUGH YET.

 

FLIPPING OUTSIDE TOILETS JUST COULDN'T WE TELL SOME TALES .

 

I BET WE WISH WE ALL HAD A  TENNER FOR EVERYTIME WE EMPTIED THEM PAILS.  HA-HA

 

WHAT A JOB IT WAS MY FRIENDS AND OUR JERRY BLEACHED CLEAN AND IN TIME.

 

WAS USED FOR OUR  MOTHERS ASPIDISTRA PLANT  AND I MUST SAY THEY  LOOKED  REAL FINE  HA-HA.

 

I BET A FEW OF YOU HAVE ONE AND I BET YOUV'E USED AT SOME TIME

 

A JERRY SO TELL ME  WHAT YOU CALLED  YOURS RIGHT NOW IN

 

                                      " MY SIMPLE RHYME.

 

                      

 

" A FOLLOW UP FROM MY LAST POST"

 

 

     

 

 

WELL THIS MY FRIENDS IS A BELTER IT FOLLOWS ON FROM MY LAST POST.

 

I FOUND AN OLD PHOTO  OF MY PARTNER THAT MAKES ME LAUGH THE MOST..

 

EACH YEAR HE WENT ON HIS HOLIDAYS HE HAD TO GO WITH HIS GRAN.

 

AND HE DIDN'T LIKE IT ONE LITTLE BIT THIS SIX YEAR OLD RUGBY MAN..

 

WELL ONE DAY THEY WENT TO THE BEACH LIKE ME AND THE SUN WAS SHINING SO HOT.

 

SHE DIDN'T WANT MY PARTNER TO GET BURNED ON HIS LITTLE TOP KNOT.

 

SO SHE WENT TO THE NEAREST BEACHWARE STALL AND BOUGHT HIM THERE AN HAT.

 

HA-HA JUST LOOK AT WHAT SHE GOT HIM WHEN SHE FINALLY  CAME BACK.

 

WHEN SHE GAVE ME THIS PICTURE I LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND ROLLED AT HIS GRINNING FACE.

 

BUT HE ALWAYS TELLS ME NOT TO SHOW ANYONE HE SAYS THAT IT'S A DISGRACE HA-HA.

 

A LOVELY FEMENINE SUN BONNET PLONKED ON HIS HEAD TO SHADE.

 

HIS LITTLE TOP KNOT WHILST HE DUG IN THE SAND WITH HIS PLASTIC BUCKET AND SPADE.

 

WON'T HE BE SUPRIZED TONIGHT WHEN I TELL HIM HE'S GONE OUT ON THE NET.

 

IN  HIS BEAUTIFUL 1958 SUN BONNET THAT HIS GRANDMA WENT ALONG TO GET   HA-HA.

 

I CARN'T WAIT TO SEND MY URL OUT TO ALL HIS RUGBY MATES.

 

I BET THE'LL ALL  BE RINGING HIM  UP SAYING HEY  ? YOU REALY LOOK GREAT.

 

IN YOUR WIDE BRIMMED SUN BONNET HA-HA  IT WILL BE A BRILLIANT LAUGH.

 

WELL HE'S LIVED WITH ME THIRTY TWO YEARS NOW SO HE SHOULD KNOW LAUGHING KATH .

 

HA-HA IV'E GOT ONE UP ON HIM I KNEW THAT I WOULD ONE DAY.

 

 

 

IN FACT I MIGHT JUST MAKE A POSTER AND HANG IT IN MY HALLWAY .

 

FOR ALL THE NEIGHBOURS TO TELL THEM IF WE GET SOME BEWARE OF THE SUN.  HA-HA

 

GO OUT AND GET A SUN BONNET LIKE MY PARTNERS FOR SOME FUN. .

 

ANOTHER LAUGH FOR THE WEEK MY FRIENDS WHAT WOULD MY NEIGHBOURS DO.

 

WITHHOUT LAUGHING KATH AROUND TO CHEER THEM THEY WOULD BE REALY BLUE.

 

SO I HOPE YOUV'E ENJOYED MY FOLLOW UP OF MY PARTNERS SUN BATHING TIME.

 

AND YOUV'E HAD ANOTHER LAUGH HERE TODAY IN THIS FOLLOW UP  "MY SIMPLE RHYME"

 

                

 

                                           HE-HE-HE !!!!!

     I'LL TEACH HIM TO LAUGH AT ME IN MY

                           BUBBLE COSSY