"MY LITTLE COLOURED BUS "

 

A LOVELY SWEET COUPLE HAVE BOUGHT A NEW FLAT A COUPLE OF DOORS FROM ME.

 

ONLY TO VISIT ON HOLIDAY WHEN THEY WANT TO BE NEAR THE SEA.

 

THEY HAVE ONE LITTLE BOY AGED SEVEN AND ONE LITTLE BOY AGED FOUR.

 

WHO WERE PLAYING WITH THERE DADDY AT THE WEEKEND OUTSIDE WITH SOME TOYS ON THE FLOOR.

 

AS I SAT IN THE SUN AND I WATCHED THEM PLAY I JOTTED DOWN A LINE OR TWO.

 

AND CAME UP WITH THIS RHYME I AM POSTING HERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

 

JUST LIKE I USED TO FOR MY GRANDCHILDREN I WAS HAPPY AS HAPPY COULD BE.

 

SO HERES THE RHYME MY J/LAND FRIENDS FOR ALL YOUR CHILDREN TO SEE.

 

        

 

 

                     " MY LITTLE COLOURED BUS "

 

"MY LITTLE COLOURED  BUS" IS MY FAVOURITE TOY I DRIVE IT EVERY DAY.

 

IT'S ONLY GOT EIGHT SEATS INSIDE AND IT'S PAINTED NICE AND GAY. 

 

I DRIVE  IT ALONG  AND I STOP  TO PICK UP ALL OF MY BEST FRIENDS.

 

ALONG ALL THE ROADS IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD  AND ROUND LOTS OF  WINDING BENDS.

 

ALL ABOARD I SHOUT TO ALL MY FRIENDS WE ARE GOING FOR A NICE LONG RIDE.

 

EXCITED MY FRIENDS ALL CLIMB ON BOARD  TILL THE SEATS ARE ALL OCCUPIED..

 

EVERYONE IS READY AND HOLDING ON TIGHT TO GO DOWN THE VERY STEEP HILL.

 

THE WHEELS THEY SPIN ROUND AND ROUND SO FAST AND MY FRIENDS GET SUCH A THRILL.

 

WHEN "MY LITTLE COLOURED BUS" STOPS OUTSIDE THERE HOMES THEY ALL SHOUT HIP HOORAY

 

I LOVE TO RIDE OUT IN " MY LITTLE COLOURED BUS" EACH AND EVERY DAY.

 

ON A MONDAY WE GO TO THE SWIMMING BATHS TO SPLASH AND HAVE SOME FUN.

 

MY BUS PARKS UP AND I WAIT FOR THEM TO TAKE THEM  HOME WHEN THE DAY IS DONE.

 

ON A TUESDAY WE GO TO TO THE LOCAL PARK AND WE HAVE A  PICNIC THERE.

 

ITS AN OPEN TOPPED BUS SO WE ALL ENJOY GETTING  LOTS OF GOOD FRESH AIR.

 

ALL THE THINGS WEPASS ALONG THE WAY MY FRIENDS ALL LOOK AND STARE.

 

BUT I HAVE TO TELL THEM TO SIT QUITE STILL AND DON'T EVER LEAN OUT THERE .

 

WEDNESDAY I SET OFF ONCE AGAIN AND  WE GO TO THE RIVERSIDE.

 

TUCKED UNDER THERE ARMS ARE THERE LUNCH BOXES WITH LOTS OF GOODIES INSIDE.

 

CRISPS AND AN APPLE AND DRINKS AND THINGS THERE MUMS HAVE PACKED UP AT HOME.

 

" MY LITTLE COLOURED  BUS" TRAVELS ON IT'S WAY  IT HAS ALWAYS SOMEWHERE TO ROAM.

 

THURSDAY I SET OFF EARLY  TO THE FAIRGROUND WHERE WE GO.

 

AS THERES LOTS MORE BUSES AND CARS  ON THE ROAD SO I HAVE TO GO QUITE SLOW.

 

WHAT A GOOD DAY MY FRIENDS  ALL HAVE THERE ON THE SWINGS AND ROUNDABOUTS AND SLIDES

 

TREATING THEMSELVES TO AN ICE CREAM OR AN HOT DOG HOT AND CAROUSEL RIDES.

 

FRIDAY I'M READY FOR A LITTLE REST THE LAST DAY OF THE WEEKDAY RUN.

 

MY FRIENDS ARE READY AND WAITING FOR " MY LITTLE COLOURED BUS" TO COME.

 

WE ONLY GO TO THE GARAGE TODAY TO FILL HIM UP WITH PETROL AND OIL.

 

AND PUT AIR IN HIS TYRES AND HAVE HIM CHECKED OUT "MY LITTLE COLOURED BUS" WE SPOIL.

 

SATURDAY IS THE VERY BEST DAY BECAUSE MY FRIENDS COME ROUND AS  A TEAM

 

AND THEY HELP ME TO CLEAN "MY LITTLE COLOURED BUS" TILL HE  SPARKLES NICE AND CLEAN.

 

I GARAGE HIM ON A SUNDAY AND WE WALK TO CHURCH TO THANK JESUS FOR OUR FUN.

 

WE ALSO THANK  JESUS FOR  "MY LITTLE COLOURED BUS"  THAT TAKES US ON OUR WEEKDAY RUN.

 

 

 

                         

                                                     

                     

SO NEXT TIME YOU COME ROUND MY WAY IF YOU LIKE YOU CAN CALL AND HAVE A RIDE.

 

ON MY FAVOURITE TOY THAT I V'E EVER HAD JUST JUMP ON AND SIT INSIDE.

 

A BUS DRIVER I WANT TO BE WHEN I'M BIG TO REMIND ME OF MY FAVOURITE TOY.

 

WHEN I USED TO RIDE ROUND AND PICK UP MY FRIENDS IN "MY LITTLE COLOURED BUS" WHEN A BOY.

 

WELL IT'S SOON GOT BACK ROUND TO MONDAY AND "MY LITTLE COLOURED BUS" IS RUNNING FINE.

 

AND IT NOW HAS A NAME "MY LITTLE COLOURED BUS " LIKE MY NEIGHBOUR FROM

 

                                               "MY SIMPLE RHYMES".

 

                                                           HE-HE

 

          

"WHATS HAPPENED TO OUR SUMMER"

 

        

 

             

(Thanx to Chris of Cabs Creations for this beautiful graphic))

 

 

WHATS HAPPENED TO OUR SUMMER I REALY DO NOT KNOW.

 

THERE NOTHING LIKE THEY USED TO BE OH! SO LONG AGO.

 

IT'S BLOWING AND IT'S HOWLING WITH LITTER EVERYWHERE.

 

FROM THE DUSTMAN'S CART EVERYTHINGS BLOWING UP INTO THE AIR.

 

THE GULLS ARE HUDDLED TOGETHER UP ON THE ROOFTOPS HIGH.

 

THE FEW IN FLIGHT ARE FIGHTING HARD AGAINST THAT WIND IN THE SKY.

 

THE PLEASURE BOATS ARE  CANCELLED SO THE OCEAN IS SO BARE.

 

NO CHILDREN PADDLING NO YATCHS SAILING IT'S MISERABLE OUT THERE.

 

THE CAR PARKS ARE ALL EMPTY NOT MANY PEOPLE IN SIGHT.

 

THE FEW WHO ARE PASSING MY WINDOW ARE ALL WRAPPED UP SO TIGHT.

 

OH! DEAR WHERE IS OUR SUMMER I CARN'T BELIEVE IT'S JUNE.

 

BEFORE WE KNOW IT J/LAND FRIENDS IT WILL BE OUR AUTUMN SOON.

 

OUR SUMMER SEASONS SHORT ENOUGH DON'T YOU ALL AGREE.

 

IN JUNE I EXPECT TO SEE THE SUN NOT ALSORTS FLYING PAST ME..

 

PETALS AND LEAVES ARE EVERYWHERE ALL WHICH HAVE BLOWN AWAY.

 

THE SKY IS DULL AND CLOUDY AND  IT'S LOOKING VERY GREY.

 

TELEPHONE WIRES ARE SWINGING TV MASTS ARE BENDING TOO.

 

I'M FEELING COLD AND MY HEATINGS ON I CARN'T SAVE A POUND OR TWO.

 

WE SHOULDN'T HAVE OUR HEATING ON OUR BILLS WILL BE SO HIGH.

 

BUT I CARN'T SIT COLD AND BE MISERABLE  NO MATTER HOW I TRY.

 

THE PLANTS AND BIRDS ARE WONDERING WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.

 

OUR FLOWERS WON'T LAST IN THIS WEATHER THE WIND BRINGS IN A DROUGHT.

 

IT DRIES UP ALL THE EARTH AND THEN THE ROOTS BREAK UNDERNEATH.

 

SO KEEP YOUR GARDENS WATERED FRIENDS AS THIS IS WHAT THEY NEED.

 

OR YOU WILL NOT  SEE THE BEAUTY OF THERE BRILLIANT FLOWER HEADS BRIGHT.

 

THEY WILL JUST DIE BACK ON YOU MY FRIENDS AND IT WILL BE AN AWFULL SIGHT.

 

OH WHERE OH WHERES OUR SUMMER  LETS ALL PRAY IT COMES SOON .

 

I LIKE TO WRITE ON A HAPPY NOTE NOT BE PLAYING A MISERABLE TUNE.

 

WITH THIS DREARY BITTER COLD WEATHER IT'S LIKE OCTOBER TIME.

 

AND IV'E CAST AWAY ALL MY  WINTER CLOTHES BELIEVING IT WAS GOING TO BE FINE.

 

FLIMSY DRESSES AND SUMMER TOPS I GOT OUT THE OTHER WEEK.

 

I NEVER EXPECTED IT TO CHANGE LIKE THIS AND BE SO COLD AND BLEAK.

 

WELL IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE POOTER DAYS NOW STUCK IN FOR QUITE A WHILE.

 

I LIKE BEING OUTSIDE IN THE MONTH OF JUNE THIS IS REALY NOT MY STYLE.

 

SO WHEN YOU GET A MOMENT PLEASE WILL YOU PRAY TO GOD ON HIGH.

 

ASK HIM TO OPEN UP THAT SUN AND LET IT SHINE DOWN FROM THE SKY..

 

I'M GOING TO MAINTAIN MY BASKETS NOW AND SECURE THEM WITH SOME TWINE .

 

I DON'T WANT THEM BLOWING OFF THERE HANGERS WHILE I SIT AND WRITE MY RHYME.

 

SO KEEP YOUR PLANTS ALL WATERED MY FRIENDS IF YOUR HAVING THIS WEATHER TOO.

 

I'M SORRY IT'S A DREARY  "SIMPLE RHYME"  I'LL POP  OFF NOW TO MAKE A NICE BREW. 

                     

                                  Brrrrrrrr  !!!!! It's cold outside !!!    

                                                                   

                                            

                                                          

 

                         (Thanx to Sugar for this wonderful siggy she made me)

"THIS WEEK HAS SIMPLY FLOWN"

              

                  

     (Thanx to Chris of Cabs Creations for this lovley graphic)

 

 

WELL IT'S SATURDAY MORN AND I'M PRETTY SAD AS THE WEEK HAS SIMPLY FLOWN.

 

MY GRANDSON AND MY DAUGHTER NOW HAVE PACKED UP TO GO HOME.

 

BOO-HOO I'M FEELING WEEPY AS I TYPE THIS SIMPLE RHYME.

 

IT'S GOING TO BE A WHILE BEFORE THEY VISIT ANOTHER TIME.

 

THIS IS ONLY A SHORT POSTING AS I'M BUSY AS A BEE.

 

JUST TO LET YOU ALL KNOW WHATS BEEN HAPPENING TO ME.

 

WE'VE BEEN TO MANY PLACES WE'VE HAD A LOT OF LAUGHS.

 

BUT YOU ALL KNOW BY NOW MY FRIENDS THATS TYPICAL OF ME KATH.

 

THE MONTHS ARE CREEPING ON SO FAST TODAYS  THE SECOND

OF JUNE.

 

I KNOW YOU DON'T NEED REMINDING BUT I'M THINKING CHRISTMAS SOON. (AAAH  !!!)

 

THAT'S WHEN I'LL SEE THEM BOTH AGAIN AND TODAY I'M TRAVELLING WITH .

 

THEM OVER TO WEST YORKSHIRE TO SEE OTHER GRANCHILDREN TO GIVE.

 

ALL THEM THE SAME AS JOSEPH HAS HAD THIS WEEK I HAVE SPENT A BOMB. (HA)

 

AS I MUST NOW TREAT THE OTHERS TOO LIKE JOSEPH MY GRANDSON.

 

JOANNA TOOK LOTS OF PICTURES I ONLY TOOK A FEW.

 

SO SHE WILL SEND THEM ON TO ME THEN I CAN SHOW ALL OF YOU..

 

WHAT A GREAT TIME WE HAD IN ANOTHER POST LATER FOR YOU ALL TO SEE.

 

I'M SORRY THIS WEEK MY COMMENTS HAVE BEEN SCANTY TO YOU FROM ME.

 

I'M HAPPY I WILL  BE BACK TOMORROW IV'E MISSED YOU ALL ONCE MORE.

 

WHEN  I'LL BE TRAVELLING BACK ROUND J/LAND AND KNOCKING UPON YOUR DOORS.

 

SO FOR NOW I MUST PUSH ON AS WE ARE READY AND ABOUT TO SET OFF.

 

AS SOON AS WE'VE EATEN BREAKFAST  WHICH JOANNA HAS MADE US TO SCOFF.(HA)

 

SO I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A LOVEY WEEK AND YOUR WELL RIGHT NOW AND FINE .

 

BOO-HOO SPRING BANK BREAKS OVER SO I'LL END MY  "MY SIMPLE RHYME"

 

 

 

            

"THIS SPRING BANK HOL"

 

 

         

 

            

 

 

I JUST THOUGHT I'D DROP IN A LINE OT TWO TO TELL YOU I MIGHT NOT BE HERE.

 

AS OFTEN AS I AM USUALLY AS FROM SATURDAY I'LL MAKE IT CLEAR.

 

MY DAUGHTER IS COMING TO STAY WITH ME AND JOSEPH AS WELL OH! YIPPEE.

 

SO IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT THIS SPRING BANK HOL HAVING SOME COMPANY.

 

MY DAUGHTER HAS THREE CHILDREN  BUT THE OTHER TWO WELL THEY ARE.

 

GOING AWAY ON HOLIDAY WITH THERE OTHER GRANDAD AND GRANDMA.

 

SO IF I DON'T MAKE ANY COMMENTS IN ANY OF YOUR POSTS NEXT WEEK.

 

PLEASE FORGIVE ME AS I WILL BE BUSY ENTERTAINING THE REST OF THE WEEK.

 

I MIGHT GET ONLINE LATE EVENING IF MY ALERT LIST IS SMALL.

 

BUT I WON'T MAKE ANY PROMISES  IF I CANNOT KEEP THEM AT ALL.

 

THIS WEEK I HAVE BEEN REALY BUSY LOOKING UP PLACES TO GO.

 

AND PLANNING HOW I CAN ENTERTAIN THEM BOTH I LIKE ORGANISIATION AND SO.

 

IF I MAKE OUT A PLAN FOR EACH DAY IT SEEMS I DON'T GET AS STRESSED OUT YOU SEE.

 

AND IF THE RAIN FALLS DOWN AT ALL IV'E PLANNED PLACES INSIDE HE-HE.

 

I'M HOPING IT'S GOING TO BE SUNNY AND WARM IT BRIGHTENS THE WHOLE OUTLOOK SO.

 

THEN ONE CAN DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING WHATEVER WHEREVER WE GO.

 

IT WILL GIVE ME A CHANCE TO CATCH UP ON MY DAUGHTERS LIFE HOW IT'S BEEN.

 

AS YOU DON'T ALWAYS THINK TO CHAT EVERYTHING IN A PHONE CALL OR E. MAIL

YOUV'E SEEN.

 

JOSEPH JUST LOVES TO COME HERE AND SO HE REFUSED THE OFFER TO GO.

 

TO WALES WITH THE OTHERS AS TO WHY ?  MY MIND BOGGLES I REALY DON'T KNOW.

 

I'M KIDDING HE-HE YOU KNOW ME BY NOW  I KNOW WHY HE COMES HERE BECAUSE.

 

HE KNOWS HE GETS SPOILT AND I LOVE HIM MILLIONS AND I LOVE TO DO THIS OF COURSE.

 

SO PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES FOR MISSED ALERTS AT THIS TIME.

 

AND I WISH EVERY ONE OF YOU J/LAND FRIENDS A GREAT SPRING BANK HOL HOPE IT'S FINE

 

IF YOUR NOT GOING AWAY AND YOUR STAYING AT HOME FEET UP AND HAVE A NICE REST.

 

AND DON'T BE ALL SPENDING UP DO YOU HEAR PUTTING YOUR BANK TO THE TEST. HE-HE

 

I THINK THERE WILL BE LOTS OF GARDENING DONE AND I'LL KEEP YOU ALL IN MY THOUGHTS.

 

THEN WHEN THE HOLIDAY IS OVER YOU CAN ALL TELL ME WHAT YOU  BOUGHT.

 

SO TAKE CARE GOD BLESS YOU ONE AND ALL ENJOY IT UNTIL NEXT TIME.

 

WHEN I WILL BE BACK WITH YOU ALL ONCE AGAIN WRITING

                                 "MY SIMPLE RHYME"

 

 

 

          

"SPRING HAS PASSED"

 

 

 

I WROTE THIS LITTLE RHYME ABOUT THREE YEARS AGO IT WAS.

 

SO I THOUGHT I'D SHARE IT HERE WITH YOU PURELY  BECAUSE.

 

I KNOW YOU LOVE YOUR GARDENS JUST AS I DID WAY BACK THEN.

 

I WASN'T AROUND IN J/LAND SO I WROTE MY RHYMES WITH PEN.

 

I WAS SURE THAT I HAD PREVIOUSLY PUT THIS RHYME IN HERE .

 

BUT IV'E LOOKED AMONGST MY ARCHIVES AND IT'S SURELY DISSAPEARED.

 

SO HERE WE GO THEN J/LAND READ ON AND YOU WILL FIND.

 

WHY FLOWERS AND MY PAST GARDENS ARE ALWAYS ON MY MIND.

 

SPRING HAS PAST THE BARE PATCH GRASSED WITH FLOWERS BRIGHT AND GAY.

 

THE GARDENS LOOKING BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT I WOULD SAY.

 

CANDYTUFT IN LOVELY SHADES OF LILAC BLUE AND WHITE.

 

THE ROSES ARE ALL BLOOMING SOME WITH BUDS CLOSED TIGHT.

 

MY ANTIRINUM SEEDS HAVE TURNED TO  EVERY COLOUR BRIGHT.

 

BEES POP RIGHT  INSIDE OF  THEM HIDING OUT OF SIGHT.

 

AND EVERY PURPLE FLOWER ATTRACTS THE BUTTERFLY.

 

BUT PART OF ME FEELS SAD AT TIMES AS SOME FLOWERS HAVE TO DIE.

 

THE SPRING BULBS BOW THERE HEADS NOW TIME FOR THEM TO GO.

 

THEY CERTAINLY HAVE BEEN GLORIOUS A REAL FANTASTIC SHOW.

 

THE SUNSHINES BEAMING BRIGHTLY DOWN UPON MY FACE.

 

SWAYING ABOUT IN A GENTLE BREEZE BLOSSOMED  BRANCHES FULL OF GRACE.

 

AUTUMN AND COLD WINTER AND SPRING HAVE PASSED  ME BY.

 

AND NOW THERE GONE IT'S LOVELY AS SUMMER GREETS MY EYE.

 

THE LAWN IS CUT THE HEDGES CLIPPED IV'E HOED AWAY THE WEEDS.

 

I'LL SIT A WHILE AND THEN I'LL GO AND TEND TO MY NEW SEEDS.

 

SCENTED STOCK TO FILL THE AIR WITH PERFUME AS  EVENING FALLS.

 

MY CAMPANULAS HAVE ALL SPRUNG UP UPON THE ROCKERY WALLS.

 

MY TUBS ARE FULL FROM TOP TO TOE WITH MARIGOLDS AND PINKS.

 

AND STANDING THERE PACKED WITH HERBS ARE MY TWO OLD STONE SINKS.

 

HANGING BASKETS SWINGING TWO AND FRO THEY GO.

 

THE CLIMBING ROSE TREES FLOURISH AND  NUMEROUS  BUDS THEY SHOW.

 

THE WATER IN THE BIRDBATH SPARKLES IN THE LIGHT.

 

GERANIUMS LIKE STATUES ARE STANDING SO UPRIGHT.

 

I CAN HEAR THE BIRDS ALL TWITTERING UP AMONGST THE EVE.

 

OF MY LITTLE COTTAGE SAT HERE THEY WAIT FOR ME TO LEAVE.

 

TO BOB DOWN TO THE BIRD TABLE LADEN WITH DELIGHTS.

 

PATTY CAKE IV'E BAKED THEM AND TIT BITS ALL IN SIGHT.

 

A CRAFTY LITTLE BLACKBIRD UNDER THE LAUREL BUSH.

 

PACING THE GROUND TO ATTRACT THE WORM THEN HEAD DOWN HE DOES RUSH. 

 

TO GRAB IT FOR HIS DINNER SO TASTY HE MUST FIND.

 

HE PULLS IT FROM THE GROUND AND LOTS OF THOUGHTS RUN THROUGH MY MIND.

 

WOODY SCENTS FLOW OVER FROM THE CONIFERS SO GREEN.

 

POINTING UPWARDS TO THE SKY LIKE ROCKETS SO SERENE.

 

SOME ETCHED ON THE EDGES WITH A TINTING OF BRIGHT YELLOW.

 

AND UNDERNEATH IN THE SHADOW IS A FRIENDLY LITTLE FELLOW.

 

HE'S NOBBY MY ORNAMENTAL KNOME IN HIS JACKET AND RED HAT.

 

AND BESIDE HIM STRETCHED OUT LAZYING IS NEXT DOORS BIG BLACK CAT.

 

MY PLASTER CAST DUCK GEMIMA IS LOOKING HAPPY AS PUNCH.

 

IT'S TIME I SAT A WHILE NOW AND HAD SOME TASTY LUNCH.

 

A NICE CRISPY BREAD ROLL  WITH TUNA SOUNDS JUST FINE.

 

THEN I'M GOING TO WASH IT DOWN WITH A GLASS OF SPARKLING WINE.

 

I'LL SIT HERE IN THE SUN NOW MAYBE UNTIL THREE.

 

THEN I'LL GO GET OUT THE HOSE PIPE FOR SPRINKLING AFTER TEA.

 

GIVE THEM ALL A SOAKING  THE DROPS WILL LOOK LIKE DEW.

 

THEN WE'LL SETTLE DOWN TONIGHT TO A TASTY  BARBEQUE.

 

JUICY STEAKS AND SAUSAGES SIDE SALAD ALL THE LOT.

 

THE SUN IT IS STILL BEAMING AND IT'S GETTING VERY HOT.

 

MY FAMILY AND  FREINDS WILL THEN ARRIVE WE'LL TALK UNTIL IT'S DARK.

 

IN THE MORNING I'LL BE WOKEN BY THE SOUND OF THE SKYLARK.

 

SUMMERTIME OH! SUMMERTIME OH HOW I LOVE IT SO.

 

WHEN I'M SAT HERE IN THE SUMMMER WATCHING THE GARDEN GROW.

 

I REALY MAKE THE BEST OF IT EVERY SINGLE DAY.

 

AS THE MONTHS THEY FLY BY THEN  AGAIN  AUTUMN'S ON IT'S WAY.

 

I LOVE ALL OF THE SEASONS ALL FOUR DO PLAY THERE PART.

 

BUT HOW I LOVE THE SUMMER FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.

 

AUTUMN WINTER SPRING NOW HAVE ALL GONE VERY FAST.

 

I'M DELIGHTED GLORIOUS SUMMERTIMES  UPON ME NOW  AT LAST.

 

I NEVER EVER  GRUMBLE IF WE GET A BIT OF RAIN.

 

AS THE FLOWERS THEY CARN'T LIVE WITHOUT AND PLANTING IS IN VAIN.

 

THE PLANTS NEED FEEDING ALSO THERE LIKE HUMANS DON'T YOU KNOW.

 

THEY EAT AND DRINK JUST LIKE WE DO OR THEY WOULDN'T GROW.

 

SO IF YOU HAVE A GARDEN ENJOY IT ALL THE TIME.

 

AS I DID WHEN I WROTE THESE WORDS  IN " MY SIMPLE RHYME"  

 

 

     

 

 

THANX TO SUGAR FOR THIS LOVELY FLORAL SIGNATURE.

"IV'E DECIDED EARLY THIS MORNING "

        

 

           

 

 

I'VE DECIDED EARLY THIS MORNING TO CALL BACK AND SEE YOU AGAIN.

 

AFTER ALL MY RANTING YESTERDAY ABOUT AOL BEING A PAIN.

 

THE MANY E. MAILS I RECIEVED AND COMMENTS BELOW IN LAST POST.

 

FROM ALL YOU DEAR FRIENDS IN J/LAND WERE TO ME SOME OF THE MOST.

 

VERY SPECIAL WORDS I HAVE READ FOR A LONG TIME I MUST ADD.

 

AND I ALSO FELT VERY GUILTY LAST NIGHT AND SELFISH TOO I MIGHT ADD.

 

SO MANY SICK IN J/LAND AND MY WORRYING OVER THE STATE.

 

OF A FEW MEASLY ANIMATIONS I DON'T THINK I ACTED TOO GREAT.

 

SO I HAVE DECIDED FOR THE TIME BEING TO USE THIS GRAPHIC ABOVE.

 

IT'S ONE A FREIND  GAVE ME FROM AUSY  LAND AND IT'S ONE THAT I DO LOVE.

 

I'M MAKING IT MY PERSONAL GRAPHIC NO SIGNATURE AS SUCH.

 

I DON'T THINK IT NEEDS ANY ALTERING I JUST ADORE IT SOMUCH.

 

PERFECT FOR  ME BEING A GARDENER FORMING A BEAUTIFUL FACE.

 

MUCH MORE GOOD LOOKING THAN  ME THOUGH HAAA WITH  NOT A BLEMISH OR TRACE.

 

FOR  YESTERDAY WAS UNUSUAL FOR ME TO GET SO MAD LIKE I DID.

 

AND TO SWEAR IN PUBLIC WELL THATS NOT ME HEAVENS ABOVE FORBID.

 

SO NOW I HOPE YOUR ALL HAPPY I AM BACK WITH YOU ONCE AGAIN.

 

I THINK IT'S NOT AOL AT ALL I THINK IT'S ME THATS THE PAIN  .

 

I WASN'T AWAY LONG WAS I NOW I DON'T THINK I'D HANG MYSELF ( HA )

 

AND I DON'T LIKE BEING LONELY AND LEFT UPON THE SHELF.

 

SO YES MY FRIENDS I AM HAPPY HERE AND I LOVE YOU ALL SUCH  A LOT.

 

I AM SORRY I GOT ALL UPSET AND BOTHERED AND REALISED WHAT FREINDS IV'E GOT .

 

I WILL CARRY ON REGARDLESS NOW AND THANKYOU I CARN'T EXPRESS HOW.

 

MUCH YOUR KIND WORDS TOUCHED ME SO I'M OFF OUT SHOPPING NOW  (LOL).

 

I'LL GIVE THEM SHOPS SOME STICK TODAY AND ALSO THE GARDEN SHOP .

 

I'VE JUST HAD BRACKETS PUT UP OUTSIDE FOR HANGING BASKETS TO FILL TO THE TOP.

 

MY PARTNER WILL WATCH MAN UNITED ALL AFTERNOON I KNOW THIS.

 

SO I'M HOPING EVERYTIME CHELSEA AIM AT THE GOAL THEY GIVE IT A  MISS.

 

THEN HE WILL BE IN HIS GLORY IF MAN U THEY WIN THE CUP.

 

AND WHO KNOWS I MIGHT GO OUT THEN AND CELEBRATE AND DRINK UP.

 

ANOTHER BOTTLE OF WATER IN A GIN BOTTLE COMPLETE WITH TEAT.

 

EVERYBODY STARING AT ME THINKING I'M DRINKING GIN  NEAT. (HA )

 

SO TAKE CARE MY J'LAND FRIENDS I WILL SAY  HAVE A LOVELY TIME.

 

THIS SATURDAY AND SUNDAY AND I HOPE THE SUN DOES SHINE.

 

ON ALL YOU LOVELY PEOPLE YOU ARE WORTH YOUR WEIGHT IN GOLD.

 

AND I HOPE YOUV'E ENJOYED ANOTHER FEW WORDS HERE THAT I HAVE TOLD.

 

GOD BLESS YOU ALL AND KEEP YOU SAFE THIS SPRING WEEK/END TIME.

 

 

    

 

                                                               

  HOORAY I'M BACK IN J/LAND WRITNG

 "MY SIMPLE RHYME"  

 

  HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"DISAPOINTED IS NOT THE WORD "

 

 

 

 

Thanx to Donna for this lovely graphic)

May I say I am so sorry to the graphic

makers the  animations seem to have

dissapeared since aol's changes this

week.I do not know why? I have tried

alsorts to put this right and I cannot

get the animation to work.They are

still animated in my files and I do add gif.

SO ??????/ I am blaming AOHELL Grrrrrrr My mind boogles just now.

 

I'VE BEEN TO THE SHOPS IN MY SEASIDE TOWN TO TRY DO A HOLIDAY  SHOP.

 

FOR THE USA IN SEPTEMBER I WAS GOING TO SHOP TILL I DROPPED.

 

WELL THINGS DIDN'T TURN OUT FRUITFULL "DISAPOINTED

IS  NOT THE WORD".

 

WHATEVER I TRIED ON THIS BODY OF MINE I LOOKED

A RIGHT OLD FASHIONED BIRD. (HA-HA)

 

WHAT DO YOU THINK TO THE FASHIONS OUT NOW

FOR 2007 TODAY.

 

MOST OF THEM LOOKED REAL OLD FASHONED I

DIDN'T LIKE ANY NO WAY.

 

I TRIED LOTS OF FLORAL TOPS ON AND OH DEAR I FELT PREGNANTAGAIN.

 

HOW THEY ARE GATHERED UNDER THE BUST THEY

REALY LOOKED SUCH A PAIN.

 

I KNOW IF YOU HAVE A SPARE TYRE THEN THESE

STYLES ARE GREAT FOR JUST THAT.

 

AND FOR COVERING ALL THE BULGES UP AND HIDING

ALL OF THE FAT.

 

BUT I DON'T LIKE THESE FASHIONS AT ALL AND SO I

 POPPED TO THE GRANNY STORE. (HA-HA)

 

I STILL DIDN'T FIND ANYTHING IN THERE OF

WHAT I WAS  LOOKING FOR.

 

SO IT MAY BE THAT I HAVE TO SEW SOME CLOTHES OF

MY VERY OWN DESIGN.

 

WELL THATS OK IF MY EYES WILL TAKE IT AS

SOMETIMES I FEEL HALF BLIND ( HA-HA.)

 

NO I DO NOT NEED ANY NEW GLASSES THESE I

HAVE ONLY JUST GOT.

 

AND IV'E HAD A NEW PAIR TINTED FOR THE SUMMER

 FOR WHEN IT GETS HOT.

 

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK TO THE FASHIONS TODAY I

REALY WISH THAT WE.

 

COULD FIND SOMETHING SUITABLE FOR OUR

AGE DON'T YOU ALL JUST AGREE.

 

I DON'T WANT TO BE MUTTON DRESSED AS LAMB

BUT I DON'T FEEL A GRANNY JUST YET.

 

SO IT IS QUITE DIFFICULT I THINK WHEN WHAT I

LIKE I CARN'T SEEM TO  GET.

 

I CANNOT WEAR T/SHIRTS THEY ARE TOO WARM

AND I DON'T LIKE DEMINS THERE SAME.

 

I LIKE CLOTHES THAT ARE VERY FLIMSY AND 

NOT HIGHLY PATTERNED BUT PLAIN.

 

IV'E BOUGHT QUITE A FEW  OF NEWSILK VESTS

I FEEL COMFY IN THEM AT ALL TIMES.

 

AND I ALSO HAVE PLENTY COTTON  STRIPPY ONES

IN THE WARDROBE SO THEY ARE FINE.

 

ALL OF THE CROP PANTS TODAY I FIND ARE REALY

WIDE

ON THE LEG.

 

I LIKE THEM JUST A BIT NARROWER BUT NOT LIKE

DRAINPIPES AND PEGS.

 

WHEN I SEE THE REAL BAGGY ONES ON MYSELF

AND THE LEGS ARE FLAPPING AROUND.

 

I LOOK SO SILLY IN MY EYES I FEEL LIKE COCO THE

CLOWN.

 

ALSO WITH BEING SO TINY I HAVE TO SHORTEN

THEM ALL.

 

TROUSERS JEANS  SKIRTS YOU NAME IT OH!  WHY

WASN'T I BORN TALL.

 

WELL I'LL CONTINUE MY SEARCHING AND LET YOU

 KNOW LATER JUST HOW ALL OF IT WENT.

 

NOW I HAVE POSTED THIS ENTRY AND I HAVE HAD

A BLUMMING GOOD VENT.

 

I DON'T NEED NO FOOTWEAR OR DARE I SAY I BEST

NOT BUY ANYMORE.

 

OR PARTNER TELLS ME WE WON'T  BE ABLE TO GET

THROUGH THE BEDROOM DOOR. (HA-HA)

 

FOR SHOES AND FLIP FLOPS AND SANDALS AS I

MUST SAY I LOVE THEM  SO.

 

HANDBAGS AND SHOPPERS YOU NAME IT ALL

COLOURS TOO WHICH ALL GO.

 

WITH EVERY OUTFIT I HAVE HERE SO THEM ARE

ITEMS IV'E GOT.

 

IT'S CHOOSING WHICH TO PUT IN THE CASE AS I

OBVIOUSLY CARN'T TAKE THE LOT. (HA)

 

THE PLANE WOULD NEVER TAKE OFF HA-HA  WITH

ALL THE WEIGHT OF MY THINGS.

 

OH IT'S A NIGHTMARE PACKING TO ME LOTS OF

PLANNING AND WORRY IT BRINGS.

 

LETS FACE IT US WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT DON'T YOU

AGREE  WHAT I THINK.

 

WE USUALLY PACK ALMOST EVERYTHING ALL BUT THE

 KITCHEN SINK.

 

ANYWAY ILL HAVE TO GO NOW TOMORROW  TO THE

NEXT NEARBY TOWN.

 

I HOPE I DON'T COME HOME ONCE AGAIN

DISSAPOINTED ON MY FACE A FROWN.

 

IF I DO THEN I THINK I'LL JUST TAKE  MY SWIMWEAR 

AND MAYBE ONLY WEAR THEM.

 

UNDER SKIRTS AND COTTON TROUSERS AND LESS 

I'LL HAVE TO PACK  THEN.

 

THE SHOPS CAN KEEP ALL THERE PREGGY TOPS

AND DRESSES OF FLORAL STYLES.

 

GOOD GRIEF THEY  ARE THAT BRIGHT COLOURED

YOU WOULD  SEE ME COMING FROM MILES.

 

SHOCKING PINKS AND LIMES AND ALL COLOURS

WHAT THERE THINKING I REALY DON'T KNOW.

 

BUT WHEN THEY WERE OUT IN FASHION BEFOR

I DIDN'T GIVE THEM A GO.

 

I DON'T MIND A MULTI COLOUR BUT NOT FLOWERS

ALL OVER ME.

 

THEYREMIND ME OF GRANNY'S PINNY AND DRESS

WHEN SMALL AND SHE USED TO NURSE ME (HA-HA).

 

SO COME MORNING I'LL SET OFF AGAIN AND SEE IF

I CAN FIND NICE  TOPS IN STOCK.

 

NOT ONE OF THEM PREGGY TOPS THAT ARE OUT AND

ALL THEM FLORAL FROCKS.

 

Eeeeeeeeeee I'M A FUSSPOT MY PARTNER TELLS ME BUT  

LET HIM COS I'M NOT OLD YET.

 

I MAY BE NEARING 61 YRS BUT  QUITE A TIME OFF I HOPE

TILL I'LL GET.

 

TO FEEL LIKE A SENIOR CITIZEN IN  MY MIND I  AM

STILL YOUNG AT HEART .

 

SO I'LL GET OFF EARLY TOMORROW  AS I LIKE TO  

MAKE A QUICK START.

 

WHEN I AM GOING ON HOLIDAY NOT LEAVING IT

ALL TILL LAST.

 

I LIKE TO BE ORGANISED EARLY AS THE WEEKS

FLY BY SO FAST.

 

I HOPE I DONT GET THE ZIPS STUCK  LIKE LAST

TIME  WITH MY BELLY SORE. (HA-HA).

 

DO YOU REMEBER THAT LAST SHOP I DID OH!

GOODNESS NEVER NO MORE.

 

THERES ONE THING I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO

THOUGH THATS BUYING A COUPLE OF NEW HATS.

 

AND WITH VISITING SO MANY PALCES TOO I THINK

I WILL BUY SOME MAPS.

 

I DO HAVE A COWBOY HAT IN TEXAS AND BOOTS

WHICH I LEFT THERE RIGHT .

 

I BOUGHT THEM AT THE RODEO SHOW WE WENT TO

WATCH THERE ONE NIGHT.

 

WELL UNTIL MY NEXT POST MY J/LAND FRIENDS WISH

ME LUCK AS I GO SHOP THIS TIME.

 

IF I DO MANAGE TO GET WHAT I'M WANTING I'LL SHOW

YOU IN THE NEXT  "SIMPLE RHYME".

 

                                         

     

                                                        

May I say to the graphic makers I am so sorry the animation

 has been lost doing graphics the new way of AOHELL

 Grrr .I do not know what has gone wrong. 

I am so frustrated with this Grrrrrrrrrrr

I do add gif by the way so I know it'snot that.

They are animated in my files still.So I am saying

this is something to do with AOL. Does anyone know

why??????????????

                                      

( He-He-He thanx to Sugar for this fabulous graphic .

This dress is just the job for folks

 who like that kind of thing but not for

 KATH I'm afraid. 

 THEY ARE ALL TOO FLOWERY.   

( He-He-He!!)